| Name
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Features
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Titles
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| Spike |
129.5 |
Accountant, Addams Family, the, Advertising, African American, Amarillo TX, American cuisine, Audiophile, Autism, Sam Bankman-Fried, Barf, Bass guitar, Benzene, Bitcoin, Bognor Regis, Stephen Breyer, John Brown, Jeb Bush, Cadillac MI, California, Caliphate, Chandigarh, ChatGPT, Chile, Citizens Band, Hillary Clinton, Corn, Cracker Jack, Crudites, Cruel and unusual punishment, Georges Danton, DEFCON, Dianalysis, Dogs of the Dow, Equestria Girls, Carly Fiorina, First-past-the-post voting, Flint MI, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grand Rapids MI, Horace Greeley, Green ink, Gretna Green, Guyana, Hairy ball theorem, Hillsdale College, Horace, Howard the Duck (film), Kalamazoo MI, Kashmir, Kentucky, Kerala, John Kerry, Henry Kissinger, Koch Brothers, Lactose, Lava lamp, Libertarian Party, Rush Limbaugh, Maine, Manchester NH, Mensa, Metadata, Miranda warning, Mughal Road, NBC, Netflix, New Hampshire, New Panama Canal, Niños Héroes, Kristi Noem, Nutella, Objectivity, Paraguay, Paramedic, Ped Xing, Pepé Le Pew, Rick Perry, Ph.D., Plectrum, Possum Trot, Sidney Powell, Prime Directive, Roller derby, Rules of baseball, Saskatchewan, Sony, Space Shuttle Challenger, State of the Union address, Stockbroker, Super-delegate, Talk radio, Tax, Chuck Taylor, Teleology, Tim Tebow, Tetragrammaton, Teutonic Knights, There Isn't Any, Town meeting, Trigonometry, Trujillo, Donald Trump, Trump Tower, Turban, Volleyball, Whey, Windsor Castle, Work, Worst bumper stickers, UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (with EStop), UnNews:I had a birthday and you need to know it, UnNews:King of Canada slams "pointless" vote, UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives, UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery, UnNews:Uncyclopedia defends inept comedy at Supreme Court, Accident (with EStop), Brexit (with collaborators), Coin (with EStop), Hans Brinker (with Flyingbird), Cap'n Crunch (with ScottPat), Cheka (with Anton199), College kid (with His Highness Probably Somebody IX, OBE), Community (with EStop), Cotswold Olimpick Games (with ScottPat), Dog (with EStop), Gaza War (with ScottPat), Great Library of Alexandria (with Aleister), Kamala Harris (with Romartus), Hmor (with Romartus), International Alphabet Magnet Day(with Banananator), Introduction joke (with WiiKend), Mike Johnson (with Romartus), Kilogram (with EStop), Liberal media (with EStop), Mike Pence (with Romartus), Minor League Baseball (with HauntedUndies), myki (concept by Gavelrash), Question Authority (concept by Zariak), Sharpie (with HolUp), Sheep (with Bizzeebeever), Shoegaze (with Banananator), Slut shaming (with Anton199), Thunderbirds (with Romartus), Universe (with prior authors), Worst songs to play at a funeral (with Simsilikesims)
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| Sog1970 |
90.5 |
Boer War, British Moon-landing, Lady-Gardening, Mrs God's blog, The Popularity of War, Punk Floyd, What I did on my hols, The History of the Atom, Peter Rabbit Reanimated, Flash Gordon, The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's, The Who, Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage, The Duke of Edinburgh Award, The Pilgrim Fathers, The Rough Guide to Gotham City, A CCTV Nativity, Why?: Not fly Air Zimbabwe?, The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, New Threat to Christmas, Gangs of New York, HowTo:Be A King(co-authored with Fredd), Little Adolf's School Report, The History of the War on Drugs, Charles DeGaulle, How To:Get Married, Tooth Fairy, HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend, Sir Francis Drake, Bob the Sperm (With Fredd), The Six Wives of Henry VIII, His word writ large, The Wizard of Aus, UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins, Bond Villain, Interview with a Vampire, The Doolittle Raid, William Westmoreland with Funnybony, Kate Bush (with Black flamingo11), Prince Madog, A. A. Milne, UnTweets:Noah, United States of Earth with User:Funnybony, Egyptian Gods, Collective Nouns, Yogi Berra, UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians", Male Adolescence, Roberto Duran with Funnybony, Barbarian, God's Answering Service with User:PuppyOnTheRadio, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Un-British Activities, Roger Hargreaves, There'll Always Be An England?, Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express", The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics, Psychedelic music (with Funnybony), Last of the Mohicans, Salem witch trials, Updating The Classics, G-Rex (with Funnybony), Celebrity Advice, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order, UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland, Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology, UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed, Next Year's Australian Grand Prix,Totally Torah: Genesis, Monopoly (game), Nillion (with Funnybony and Shabidoo) , Anger-Management, Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn, US National Debt, Onan, HowTo:Seize Power, Stockholm syndrome, BBC Worldwide: Children's Television, Etiquette, Boko Haram, The Doctor is IN, Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast, The Jackson 5, Medieval Marginalia, Trumpton, M*A*S*H v Cheers, Ladybird Books, HowTo:Host a Boston Tea Party, Pandemics, Americium, Mankini Atoll, Ruthenium, Concision, UnPoetia:The Catwoman in the Hat, HowTo:Stage a home invasion
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| Aleister |
75.5 |
Anne Hathaway, Mortal Sin, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with PF4Eva and Funnybony), Garage sale, HowTo:Blow a dog, Sideboob, Nintendo (with Paizuri & Skinfan13), Giant Jew Band, Bruce Wayne (IC collab), Ghosts never seem to play fair, Dennis Kucinich's wife, HowTo:Create a sandstorm, Warm piss water (rw), Spider (rw with Fredd), Why?:Reinvent the wheel, Tantra (rw with Funnybony), UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Guildy), Tim Burton (ΥΣΣ collab), Rolex, Marilyn Monroe (with Black Flamingo & Claudius Prime), Taco (ΥΣΣ), Chicken (ΥΣΣ), Jack Dempsey (with Funnybony), Ann Coulter (rw of GerryCheevers rw), UnBooks:Fishing For Children, Disguise, Dreaming, Cemetery of the Absurd, UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts, California Marijuana Initiative, Bed, Weird (née ΥΣΣ, mostly Black Flamingo), Never on Sunday, The Threat of Festivus, Uncyclopedia is almost full, Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish (with a 92 vandal sock), HowTo:Go into the light, Todd Palin, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Kitten Cookbook, Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ, with Black Flamingo & Skinfan), Pearl necklace, Science Fiction (colonisationation), UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (includes a great audio by Dexter and Mrthejazz), UnBooks:The Old Man and LV, Mike Tyson (with Funnybony), Viking Metal, Dinosaur (IC collab), Friday (song) (with this IP), Tombstone, People Who Like to Fuck Naked, Damaged goods, HowTo:Frighten small children (rw), UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes, Skunk, Inbox (with everyone), Chicago Seven, A pizza a day keeps the doctor away, Puddle of shit (shameful VFD save of a The Dit page), UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich, Corpsearian, HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles, Snow angels, UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated, James Bevel, Mohandas Gandhi (with MrN9000 and Ryuken), Dead Dicks (lucky to join Funnybony's anti-war page), Homophones (grammar), Bing Crosby, UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked, Above Top Secret, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Jockie Pirat), Frankly Disappointing Telescope (PicsnCaps on a NicknNora page), Bipolar Girl, UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with user:Funnybony), UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!", Yoda (with Xamralco), Peacock, Claudette Colvin, HowTo:Beet off, UnNews:Man marries brown rice, Great Library of Alexandria (with Spike), Thainglish (with Lulu), UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon, Oz (TV series), God's deleted contributions, Dogs (with others), UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick, Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud, Will Harridge, UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap
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| Thekillerfroggy |
56.5 |
Pillow Fighting (with Dr. Skullthumper), Sergei Rachmaninoff, HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased, UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88, Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism, How much can YOU take!!, Selective Inbreeding, Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter, Drugs, Taft Punk, Regent University, Why?:So Serious? (with TheLedBalloon), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Al Gore (colonization), Crescendo, Great Britain (colonization), UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog, Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society, Filial Piety, Regular K, The Fourth Stooge, The Song Remains the Same, In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating, Wesley Willis, Muddy Waters, Talk:Milton Babbitt, Rapto-velocity, Milton Babbitt/rewrite, Milton Babbitt, UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece, HowTo:Beat Shaq, Stratego, Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia), Inbox (with Basically Everyone), HowTo:Be Deep (with Dr. Skullthumper and Ljlego), Uh oh! (with Cajek, Mhaille, and Under user), Dave Chappelle, Andy Kaufman (with Mark Twain), Two and a Half Men, Chicks, Peter Dinklage, The Wire, Major urinary proteins (with Socky), Boards of Canada, UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog, Sex, Charles Mingus, Esperanto, Cum Dumpster, Aran Islands, Antifreeze, Skrillex, Reverse Holocaust, God (colonization), HowTo:Meet women, Freezer, Talk Talk, Rock and roll (food), Rocks, Hipster, Stevie Wonder, HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (with Anton199)
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| Hyperbole |
56.5 |
Turing Duck Test, Japanese High Schools, Schindler's Listcruft, Why?:Eat your broccoli, UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs, Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you., UnNews:Man forgets 9-11, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, Color Me Badd, UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears, Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists, UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter, Pontius Pilates, UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama, Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Colin Powell, UnNews:Man wakes up, Amanda Steele, Action Cop, UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?, UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings, Dragon Warrior, The fact that you don't want a poodle, Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, Prison Break, UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs, UnTunes:Still Hurting, Fan service, Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants, UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Why?:Don't we do it in the road?, UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay, Third-wave feminism, Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa, I ate your Haagen-Dazs, Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne, Amerigo Vespucci, Sparta, What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?, Miss Teen South Carolina, Suddenly, Raccoons, UnBooks:Bad Romance, Brittany Hensel, UnTunes:We In Da Club, Whatcha thinking about?, Aqueduct, A Fine Frenzy, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11, UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (with Clemens177), 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation (with THE), Common sense, The toaster in Pulp Fiction, Heraclitus, Why?:Shoot the albatross, Whose pussy is this?, Swan song
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| Modusoperandi |
54 |
Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Little Orphan Annie, UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans, HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One), Future ☭f tomorrow, today!, HowTo:Be at one with the universe, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, Illegal aliens from outer space!, UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture, UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard, UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war, UnNews:Kids still fucking, UnCon, Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Ljlego), Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, UnTunes:White trash girl, UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout, Canadians: A Retrospective, The defense rests, your honor, Dune, UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech), UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism, Karl Lagerfeld, UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen), Childhood: an essay, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Shandon), UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend, UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy, Rogue States, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!, UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon (with Sycamore), GMT, Sunni days and Arabian Nights, UnNews:Sputnik is launch!, Elephant, UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot), Irreducible complexity (with Weri long wang), UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime, Super! Giant Robot Team-Force,, Magic Pantheism, Slender Loris, UnNews:New laws doubleplus good for consumers, The Andy Griffith Show, UnScripts:Prometheus, UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road, Canadians
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| Mhaille |
50 |
Biggles, Neolithic Age, Jingo, Voynich Manuscript, Googlewhack, Prog Rock, Holocaust Tycoon, The Wicker Man, UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece, Merde, She Wrote, Artificial Pseudoscientology, The Diary of Anne Frank, Oscar Wilde, Dead Nigger Storage, Social Commentary, Carry On Films, Hannah Montana, Thermopylae, HowTo:Play the Skin Flute, If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS, Horatio Hornblower, The Phallic School of Architecture, Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them, How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show, HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia, Double Entendre, The Rubens Diet, The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia (Adobe Potatochop, Rogue Punchlines, Goa Tse, African Giraffe, Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk, Jew Claw, Lewd Acts of the Apostles, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Multiliteralist), The Bunfight at the OK Corral, Clementine Attlee (with MrN9000), Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer, Badly Drawn Porn, Gallows Humour, Norman Wisdom, UnBooks:The Uncyclonomicon - Into the Silent Screaming Mouth of Madness, UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with UU), Gastrorgasmic Cuisine (with Luvvy), Suddenly, 'coons, A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control, Uh oh! (with TKF, UU and, uh, C?), Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle, I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here!, Fuck the Police, Arthur C. Clarke,(additional work done by WeatherUnderground),Secret Governmental Report Number 244212
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| Funnybony |
48 |
Laird Hamilton, Mecca Vice, Post Apocalypse, Voidism, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with Aleister and PF4Eva), Tantra (with Aleister), UnBooks:Keith Richards (with RomArtus), William Westmoreland with Sog, HowTo:Beat jet lag, Jack Dempsey (with Aleister), Alfred E. Neuman, Lord Christopher Monckton, United States of Earth with Sog, Punji Stick (with RomArtus), Tony Jaa, UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, Roberto Duran with Sog, Joe Pesci (with Black flamingo11), Mike Tyson (with Aleister), Psychedelic music (with sog1970), Jeff Beck, Blue-ringed octopus, Don Martin, Guru Maharaj Ji, Lunar Launch (with Socky), December 21, 2012 (with MrN9000), G-Rex (with sog1970), Kryptonite, Inbox (with many, many, many others), Padmé, Bohemian Grove (with Mattsnow), The Big Crunch, Unobtanium (with Shabidoo), John Belushi (with MadMax and Oliphaunte), UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable, Dead Dicks (with my pal Aleister), Amero, Womp Rat, The Yardbirds, India (with PuppyOnTheRadio), UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with my pal Al), Bhagavad-gita, My Lai Massacre, Baby boomer (with MrN9000), UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain, UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon, UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse, UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming, Soma, iBauer, Mutaween, UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news, Nillion (with Shabidoo and Sog), Ancient Uncyclopedia, UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope, UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize, The Misunderstood, Uncyclopedian (with Puppy and Aleister), Flying Purple People Eater, UnNews:Russia objects to Santa’s claim on North Pole.
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| Black flamingo11 |
45.5 |
Roger Ebert, Frog, Takeshi's Castle, Salamander, Alice in Sunderland (with Siddhartha-Wolf), Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci (with Funnybony), Curry, The Godfather Part II, Marilyn Monroe (with Aleister), Until the Cows Come Home, Kate Bush (with Sog1970), Dragon Age: Origins, Chicken (with various), Shakespeare Authorship Debate, Denise Milani's breasts, Cancer (constellation), EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE!, Utopia, Weird (with Aleister), The Godfather Part III, Dark Science, Lonely Hearts Column (with these users), Blockbuster (with Aleister and Skinfan), BabyTV, Samurai, Bass, Toshiro Mifune, Ovum, Born again, UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs, Sofia Coppola, Armenian Genocide, Inbox (with basically everyone), Final Fantasy VII, Boyfriend (with Mattsnow), Creation myth, Sun (with Magic man), Watermelon, Horseshoes (game) (with Oliphaunte and Mattsnow), Australian Pink Floyd, Arecibo Message, UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer, Deviled eggs, Where the wild onions grow (with Lyrithya), The Exorcist, Aristocrats (class), Sylvia Plath, Ask Jeeves, Avenge my death, Snips, snails and puppy dog tails, Luxembourg (city)
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| PuppyOnTheRadio |
42.5 |
Six Hats, Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition, Psyché, Number bases, Isaac The Tank Engine, Lateral Thinking, UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video, UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!", Love, Street Fighter, Microsoft Knowledge Base, Stereotype, Intelligent Mathematics, Monitor, UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?, HowTo:Change a Spare Tire, Creationism colonisation, Game:Alone in the dark, Tropical cyclone, Lateral thinking puzzle, Occam's Razor, Bruce Wayne colonisation, Chatroulette, Daily News, UnBooks:Where do babies come from?, Karate Kid, God's answering service with Sog1970, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black flamingo11 and these users), Decentiousness, Science Fiction as colonisationation, Thank God it's Friday, HowTo:Be Happy, Mathematics, Counting to potato with Mockingbird ST, God as colonisation, India with Funnybony, Salvador Dali, Political correctness, Fifty shades of grey, HowTo:Become the king of pop, Twitter, Investigative journalism, History of the world, Melbourne, Scam letter with Anton199's polish, I'm not a racist, but..., Box-spring, An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation",
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| Guildensternenstein |
41.5 |
Metal Gear Solid, UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden, David Lynch, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Andrei Tarkovsky, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, Seal Clubbing, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Peyton Manning, Akira Kurosawa, Godzilla, Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition, Sergio Leone, Pious Christians Against Shellfish, Chutes and Ladders, Quentin Tarantino, Mastodon, Barack Obama's Teleprompter, MonsterQuest, UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel, Carnies, Will Smith, HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song, Opeth, UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon, Biology, John Milton, UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Aleister), Red Sea, Behind the Music, Russo-Japanese War (with Blarg4, sort of), UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged, Tea and Strumpets, UnBooks:Duty, UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack, UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England, UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode, Ben Croshaw, Sans-culottes, Inbox (with basically everyone), UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church, UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy
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| Romartus |
38 |
Herod the Great, Whigs, UnBooks:Keith_Richards (collaboration with Funnybony),) Dylan Thomas (Rewrite from existing stub), UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation (with Smuggler), Augustus, Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Socky), Titus, UnScripts:Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy, RMS Olympic, Helen of Troy, Julian Assange (with help from Rei ), Battle of Trafalgar (near complete makeover from existing article), Hmor (collaboration with Spike), Muffin the Mule, UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter (reworking, extension and adding extra illustrations to a translated article by Tiennos, History of Great Britain (a collab with Zarbag), UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once, Antoninus Pius, Cleopatra (complete re-write but kept some pix from original article),Fracking, George R. R. Martin, Battle of Bosworth, Sex scene (re-working an existing article but replacing a lot of content and adding images), Raphael,Suit (written mainly by Anon but fleshed it out and added images. Half point), Holy Roman Empire, Ares, Marie Antoinette, Horatio Nelson, Stalin, Robot Sex, Deep State, The Police (with HolUp), Iconoclasm, Aragorn, Thunderbirds (with Spike), Kamala Harris (with Spike), Ghislaine Maxwell, Liz Truss, Gwyneth Paltrow, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
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| TheLedBalloon |
37.5 |
UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water, 667:Neighbor of The Beast, UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis, HowTo:Check for Lumps, UnBooks:The Castaway, UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development, Walls, Volcano, Why?:Nuke the whales, Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference, Heat death of the universe (with Cajek) UnBooks:Science Fair, UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic, Star Wars, UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions, UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled, Conservapedia (with Ljlego and Modusoperandi), Lake Spooky, Pyromaniac, Why?:Blame Hitler (with SysRq), UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity, Fourth Wall, Everything is great, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (With The UnIdiot), Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Mhaille and Prettiestpretty), Physics Act of 1707, HowTo:Hotwire a car, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper), Iron Maiden, Why?:So Serious? (with Thekillerfroggy), UnBooks:Hospital, UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics, UnScripts:The Device, Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with The UnIdiot), History of New England, UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation, Yellow, Telephone pole, UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren, Radical Republicans, Your mom (With ChiefjusticeDS)
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| Ljlego |
36.5 |
Fat Albert, HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute, Nazi, Mad TV, HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness, iTrip, UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged, HowTo:Beat the Odds, HowTo:Be a Gangsta, UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD, Heavy Classical, Russian reversal (phenomenon), UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy, D, UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie, UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale, Hodgepodge, Chuck Norris, UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (With The Thinker), UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide, Shrek, UnScripts:Emergency Room, UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive, UnBooks:Fischer Price, America (with THE), File 8AO4F: The God Case, UnScripts:Noah's Ark, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Modusoperandi), Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles, UnScripts:To'Romisha, UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!", Virginia Tech Massacre (with people I'm too lazy to remember the names of), UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett, Victory, UnScripts:The Socialer Network, UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament), HowTo:Be Deep (with Thekillerfroggy and Dr. Skullthumper), Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here
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| Cajek |
34.5 |
J'accuse, Red Light, Why?:Cancer is Great, Heat death of the universe (co-authored with TheLedBalloon), Classy, Why?:Hunt Unicorns, Normal, Why?:Give Up, Why?:Take Your Fish To Work, G Rated Talking Animal Movie, UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary, Otter, UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes, Mordor Jalapenos, Game:Oliver Twist, Unidentified man in green firing turret, Star Wars (Japanese Opera), The Old Country, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17, Traditional Values, UnNews:Your family died, HowTo:Write the Great American Novel, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (co-authored with MrN9000), Sarah Plain and Tall, Universe (musical), Bucephalus, The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment, UnBooks:Polar Express, Why?:Do a Pee Review (co-authored with MrN9000), Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, Tapheselachophobia, Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, Albanian interpretationalist cinema, UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something, Lobster (co-authored with Gerrycheevers and UU), Riddle, Uh oh! (co-authored with TKF, Mhaille and UU)
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| Mattsnow |
33.5 |
Heaven's Gate, Doping in sports, UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions, Boston Molasses Disaster, Inbox (with a Whole Bunch of Everybodys), George Carlin, Bohemian Grove (with Funnybony), Rand Paul, UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning, Québec, Boyfriend (with Black Flamingo), UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies, Mini-golf and HowTo:Train to look awesome! (both with Magic Man), Horseshoes (game) (with the Frozen Mammoths), MKULTRA, HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!, Door handle (with Shabidoo), Don King, Herman Cain (with Romartus, Magic Man and Socky), Mexico tourism brochure, Mount Everest Disaster, UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away, Steve Irwin, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Rick Santorum (with Xamralco), Resident Evil, Earth's Children, UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans, UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar, The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011, UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada, UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one, UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular, Quebec City, HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Leverage), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Oliphaunte), Tour de France, Nirvana (with Xamralco), Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Xamralco), Peter Sagan
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| Hotadmin4u69 |
33 |
Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Grue's Clues, HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement, Adolf Hitler, Letter to the Isle, Preflight procedures, Commercial, Maginot Line, Godzilla vs. Urethra, Holocaust denial denial, Why?:Destroy the Rainforest, Alien v. Predator, United Nations Charter, Virginia Tech Massacre (with Ljlego), Poetry, Give a shit, Uncyclopedia Madness, Officers and Espionage, Jesus' foreskin, Morning wood, Gay whales in Darfur, HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page, The Grand Canyon, Anderson Cooper, 5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia, Muammar Gaddafi, UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich, UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug, Archaeology, Thunderstorm of 1976, UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings - The Devil Went Down to Georgia
|
| The Thinker |
31.5 |
UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up, Folgers Crystals, Mr. Kearsy, Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda, Cup Stacking, Bowtie, UnBooks:Employee Manual (co-authored with SirIsaac), Raoul Duke, Easter Bunny, UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes, HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (co-authored with Manforman), UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (co-authored with Ljlego), Rebecca Sealfon, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (co-authored with RAHB), Drunk Olympics (co-authored with THE), Jaws did WTC (co-authored with Bradaphraser), UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993, Donner, Break Up Letter, UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (co-authored with RAHB), In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with So So), Use a Coaster!, Consolation Prize (co-authored with RAHB), UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (co-authored with NaturalBornKieler), UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk, Interpretive Death, MF DOOM, UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese, UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert, Rich Uncle Pennybags, UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (co-authored with Puffskein), UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World, Did I really move to LA?, UnBooks:The Wait
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| Cap'n Ben |
31.5 |
1927, Aesop's Fables, Fascist, Stereotype Reassignment Surgery, Certificate of Hitlertude, Alternative Medicine, Old Tech, Victorian Era, Uncyclopedia Brown, HowTo:Cook While Drunk, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Hardwick Fundlebuggy), Colonel, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with El Zoof), Thomas Edison, Harry Houdini, All of the Above, HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin, Al Capone, Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Harry S. Truman, Robin Hood, The Gathering Horror, UnNews:Area 51 opened to public, Goldfish (co-authored with Gerrycheevers), UnNews:Corrections, UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature, J'accuzzi, Jimmy the Cowboy, Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?, UnNews:2008: Year in Review , Plankton, UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ, HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters
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| Todd Lyons |
28 |
Fecal E.Coli, The Night After Christmas, Richard M. Stallman, OCD, The Root of All Evil, On a stick, Embracing Mediocrity, Oscar Mayer, Patriotism (with Claudius Prime and Mhaille), HowTo:Get Banned, Horton Hires a Ho, The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women, Dear John letter, The Vagina Monologues, Life's Answerable Questions, Ecky-Thump, UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with Some user), Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes, Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters, Dear Diary, UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat), Billy Graham, Failure University, Fake announcer voice, Ice cream truck, ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign, Ethnicity, Whore: A Retrospective
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| DrStrange |
28 |
Abnormality, Youth, The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version), HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress, Private Eye (With Prettiestpretty) , UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With Nachlader) , Economic Collapse Barbie™, Godzilla vs. Vaginus, Ark of the Covenant, HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey, Vortex, UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black, It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash, A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass, HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster, Red Herring, Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, The Hayes Family Newsletter, HowTo: Be A Production Manager, California Highway Patrol, Mark Rothko, Extreme Paranormal, McDonland, Jihad Jane, Take Your Son To Work Day, HowTo:Regift, Ghostwriter, HowTo:Be A College DJ, The X-HEIRS
|
| Under user |
27.5 |
HowTo:Fuck Off, Shopping list, Down with this sort of thing!, Hyperdrinking, UnScripts:Average Cop, Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (with Codeine), Bubble Wrap, Spontaneous Combustion, UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies, HowTo:Be A Supervillain, Fish Puns (with MrN9000), Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?, The Millennium, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (with Prettiestpretty), Gazelle, Test Match Special, Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit Mördillö), Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small (with AE), Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!, Jose Mourinho, Death of the author, The Radio Star Murder, Lobster (with Gerrycheevers and Cajek), UnBooks:Conversations With My Father (with some unshaven dunderhead), UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with Mhaille), Scraggle, Mark Robinson (with Ptok), Polar Bear, UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking, Uh oh! (with Cajek, Mhaille and TKF), PE Teacher, Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel, UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (with RAHB)
|
| ScottPat |
27.5 |
Capitalism: in grammar, Belgian Mountain Troops, Boxes, Cotswold Olimpick Games (with SPIKE), Emu War, Ukraine (with Anton199), HowTo:Walk on Saturn without falling over, Cap'n Crunch (with SPIKE) , The Last King of Scotland, Checkpoint Charlie, Cossacks (with Anton199), Enigma machines, Italian Tanks, Ministries of the UK Government, South American dreadnought race, EU, Constitution of the UK, Geology, RationalWiki, The Art of War, North African Campaign, Gaza War (with SPIKE), Napoleonic Wars (with Anton199), Commonwealth of Nations, Ad hominem, Atheist Alliance of America, North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Screaming Lord Sutch, United Kingdom general election, 2015 (with EStop, Everyotherusernamewastaken, Romartus,TheWikiMan026), Labour Party (UK) (with Romartus, Spike), The Communist Manifesto, Brexit (with Marcsances, Spike and EStop)
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| Hardwick Fundlebuggy |
26.5 |
Bouncy Castle, Citizen Kong, Banana Skin Joke, Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner, The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships, Humosexual, Sausage Butty Batter Nugget, HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone, Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, 001, The Free World, Christmas Number Ones, Protect and Survive, Good cop/Bad cop, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones, But Seriously..., The Poor, Thomas Hardy, March of the Penguin Brothers, Pop Bomb, Gas tungsten arc welding, Freudian slip, Vangelis, UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders, Gonzo Journalism, Edvard Munch
|
| Savethemooses |
25 |
Pot v. Kettle, Mediocre Britain, Spanish Inquisition, Seven Deadly Sins, Teletubbies, Phonics, Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, Lord Byron, Kool Aid, World War I (video game), iPod yocto, J.D. Salinger, Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish, Slate industry in Wales, Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high, Innovations in Comedy, Self-toasting bread, Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation, UnBooks:USA ROCKS!
|
| Gerrycheevers |
25 |
UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others, DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations, Alaska, Red Baron, UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange, Gemini, Mousetrap, Goldfish (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), Gerry Cheevers, NASA, Bomb Shelter, Pie Chart, Al Gore (Colonization), UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes, HowTo:Be a Douchebag, Cactus, Kingfisher (co-authored with Stupid Fat Hobbit), AIDS (Space Program), Robert Shaw, Great Britain (Colonization), C-3PO, Wild Bill Hickok, World of Warcraft, Stone the Israeli Tank (co-authored with Idigl7220), Abraham Lincoln, Lobster (co-authored with Cajek and UU), Ann Coulter (co-authored with Aleister), God (colonization), Tornado
|
| 15Mickey20 |
25 |
UnCameron, Martina Hingis, Old McDonald, Sweatshop, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, Much Ado About Nothing, Paris Hilton, Eurovision Song Contest, Rafael Nadal, UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾, Robert Mugabe, Sania Mirza, HowTo:Boil an egg, A-level, UnNews:Cancer is racist, James Bond (character), Claude Debussy, Disorganised crime, Queen Elizabeth I, Dmitry Medvedev, Cheryl Cole, Novak Djokovic, Vladimir Putin, Anna Kournikova Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis
|
| So So |
24 |
Fire hydrant, You are dead, UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research, Pufflebump Snugglekins, Long walks on the beach, Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated, UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch, UnNews:My son makes the play of the game, Pacific War, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with The Thinker), Melville the One Trick Pony, Just pennies a day, Public service announcement, Hot indiscriminate sex, UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime, UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (co-authored with Mrmonkey72), HowTo:Love me,Drill sergeant, Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans, UnNews:The God Interview, Yellow fever, Tittyfuck rape, Animal fucking, Swedish steamshovel, Romance of the Three Kingdoms
|
| Shabidoo |
23.5 |
Uncyclopedia made my life more different, Mahjong, HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women), Ozone, Unobtanium (with Funnybony), Lawnmower (by Magicman), Door handle (with Mattsnow), Nothing is permanent, Fox News, Bad things have happened recently, Inter-Lights Inc, Streets of Laredo (with NoNamesLeft), Holding Open Doors (with Matt lobster), Extra mega brownie points, Finger Cancer, UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister, Nillion (with Funnybony), The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons, Ieye (with Superbo), Apple, Krypton (with Mattsnow), UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia, Melba Toast, Departments of France, Numbers, F4,
|
| An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays |
22.5 |
Why?:Read a Book, Why?:Collapse Space-Time, UnBooks:IRAQATTACK, Marie Curie, The Dog Dies at the End, Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans, UnNews:I have taken hostages, UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook, Isaac Newton, Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election, UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?, Space Invaders, The Great Gig in the Sky, Tool (band), UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual, Arachnism, UnNews:Snickers launches new advertising campaign, UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females, Fluffy Bunny World, UnNews:Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero, UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster, MTV Cribs, God (colonization)
|
| Procopius |
22 |
Snopes, Dark Ages, Battle of Gettysburg, UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic, HowTo:Write A Cover Letter, Hays Code, Washington and Lafayette, Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, Political advertising, New Hampshire Merchant Cat, Third Epistle to the Thessalonians, Blackbeard Catering Company, Erraticus, Mae Zedong, Edward the Gibbon, Misquoting Jesus, Defender of the Clown, Democrazy, UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed, Assassins from the future, Joe Namath, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining)
|
| Prettiestpretty |
21 |
Rocky Mountain Oysters, That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman, 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York, Old hippie chick who's always collecting money, UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level, HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum, Little boy who lives down the street, Why?:Have Humongous Breasts, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (With Mhaille and TheLedBalloon), Romance novel, Snuggie, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With UU), Brothel, UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore, The Fat Girl, Queen Victoria, Fanny Cradock,
|
| Xamralco |
20.5 |
HowTo:Replace bread with something else, Why?:IPs can't edit the main page, Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, SpongeBob SquarePants, Italy, UnBooks:My Tedious Day, God's userpage (with Magic man, Lollipop, and PopGoesTheWeasel), Anti-humour, Rick Santorum (with Mattsnow), Cow tipping, War, UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten, UnNews:Some guy does some stuff, Human anatomy, Yoda (with Aleister and some random IPs), Chick-fil-A, Doody, Disney, Cafeteria food, Solar flares, My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection, Nirvana (with Mattsnow), Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Mattsnow)
|
| RabbiTechno |
19 |
Rough Pubs, UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released, Pre-decimal British Coinage, UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world, History of Google, Kosher Nostra (collab w/ Mordillo), Judaeo-Palaeontology, Fascist Guy, Jewish Cuisine (collab w/ Mordillo), Mutter - mein Endlosung!, Gay Pubs, The Wildlife of England's Canals, BIBLE!, Bulimic Barbee, Take A Break (magazine), UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming, Miley Davis, Pikeys - Our Friends, Wild Jews, Land of the Jews (film)
|
| MacMania |
18 |
Cheerios, Sherlock Holmes, UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), Firefly, UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians, UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail, UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés, The Doctor, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Portal (game), Lens flare, Dalek, Chekhov's gun, HowTo:Be Japanese, Cuban Missile Crisis, UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop, Moby-Dick, Rosetta Stone
|
| RAHB |
17.5 |
Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, Why?:Remove Your Penis, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (collab'd with Thinker), List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway, UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, Consolation Prize (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged), HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (collab'd with TheLedBalloon and Dr. Skullthumper), Observational Comedy, UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition, UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems), Topaz, Dikembe Mutombo, UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (with UU), The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants, I Have A Problem, Banana Jacket, Arizona, Nazi Eating
|
| Mordillo |
17.5 |
HowTo:Learn Hebrew, My Journeys with the GPS, The Porchesian Holocaust, HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen, Jewish Holidays, Truthful Vending GmbH, Polish Inquisition , MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick, HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rashōmon, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games?, Why?Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea, UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mahm00shA), Kosher Nostra (with RabbiTechno), Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit ÜÜ), Gemeentevervoerbedrijf, Jewish Cuisine (with RabbiTechno), UnBooks:Conversations With My Father (with that other father that doesn't get any sleep), Science Fiction as colonisationation, UnBooks:The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests
|
| GlobalTourniquet |
17 |
UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen, HowTo:Write Good, Inland Empire, Plink, Alfred Hitchcock, HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics, Jim Jarmusch, UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance, Rod Serling, UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth, Charlie Kaufman, Terry Gilliam, Feral Child, Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, Astrology, An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, Mountain Dew
|
| Orian57 |
16.5 |
Insomnia, Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?, Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?, Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?, Neurotic, HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!, Why?:Don't You Get a Job?, Nursery, Snow White, Writing, UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012, UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, UnScripts:Trapped at Sea, Marble Madness,UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (collab with SysRq),
|
| Hindleyite |
16.5 |
Age of Umpires, HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines, Uncyclopedia is the worst, Handgun, Speech to text software, Universal Remote Control Everything 3000, Adobe Potatochop (co-authored with Mhaille), HowTo: Be a Tramp, Pixellated Face Disease, Argos, Life's Unanswerable Questions, Commercial Conformity Period, HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power, Idea, Wikia (renamed from Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. 31-Dec-15), Flying Gypsies, Mini
|
| ENeGMA |
15.5 |
New Age Psychology, A Tour of Baghdad, Jackson Pollock, Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006, Fundagelical Christianity, Alexander the Great, UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters, Civil War, Honesty, The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid, The Meeting: A Play in One Act, Hypocrites (With InfiniteMonkey), Prince and the Revolution, Paradise Inc., The Critique of Pure Reason, V.
|
| THE |
15 |
UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory, HowTo:Turn Your Computer On, UnScripts:Grass in the Mist, UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur, UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with The Thinker), UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II, America (co-authored with Ljlego), UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest, UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits, UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy, UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy", The Bourne Pottery Class, UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table, UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel, A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times
|
| EStop |
15 |
Project Gemini (with Spike), Hurricane, United Kingdom general election, 2015 (with ScottPat, Romartus and Everyotherusernamewastaken), UnNews:U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market (with Squidfest), Colloquialism, UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (with Spike), Sex Change, Harrogate, Malcolm Turnbull, Kilogram (with Spike), Helmsley, Community (with Spike), Boaty McBoatface, Accident (with Spike), Vatican City (with Romartus), Coin (with Spike), Liberal media (with Spike), Dog (with Spike), Air Training Corps, HowTo:Get super powers with Irritable of contents, Treasure.
|
| Anton199 |
15 |
Probability theory, Normandy, Ukraine (rewrite, with ScottPat), Cossacks (with ScottPat; 0.5), Jane Marple, HowTo:Break and Enter (rewrite), Brittany, The Ghost Writer (film), HowTo:Fry an egg, Python (Programming language) (rewrite, with Denza), Cheka (with Spike), Napoleonic Wars (rewrite, with ScottPat), Scam letter with PuppyOnTheRadio, A letter about Megan Fox (rewrite), UnBooks:Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors, BioShock (with Macboswell and Captain gull), HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (with Thekillerfroggy), UnDebate:Should women rap? (with GV), Slut shaming (with Spike), Chamber pot
|
| Mrthejazz |
14.5 |
GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!!, HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins, Unreliable Narrator, UnNews:Warrant sent out for the arrest of the Wonderpets, Necrophiliphobia, Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart), HowTo:Be Enthusiastic Like Jack Black, Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day!, HowTo:Staple toast to a wall, Gee, the mannequins at Old Navy sure are hot!, Beige, Don't Feed the Ducks!!!, Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), My big 9-11 whoopsie
|
| The UnIdiot |
14 |
UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA", UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!, UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading, UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral", UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, HowTo:Be safe with guns, Why?:Use a wooden condom, UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album, UnScripts:All Mixed Up, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (with TheLedBalloon), UnBooks:Beep, The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!, UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie, UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition), Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with TheLedBalloon)
|
| Shandon |
13.5 |
Ironing, Google Middle Earth, Nuremberg Rally, The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner, UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties, Escher, The UnUsual Suspects, The World According to Garm, UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon , UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963, American Dream, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Modusoperandi), Frostbite: A Christmas LP, Tojo Books
|
| ChiefjusticeDS |
12.5 |
HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts, UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry, Slender, American Football, Police, Making up Oscar Wilde quotes, Death, You Are Gay, HowTo:Correctly Install your Telescreen, Your mom (With TheLedBalloon), UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults?, UnBooks:Aesop's Tables, Power
|
| Athyria |
12.5 |
Crossbow, Wrists, Pursuit of Happiness, Protagonist, Fuck ChiefjusticeDS, Workaround-oriented programming, KDE, Receptive aphasia, Daemonic kitties, HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first, Office Space, Why?:Categorise pages, Sewing (with Nachlader)
|
| Necropaxx |
12 |
Holy Cheese, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, Toaster, Top Hat, The Siege of Bordeaux, Hippies, Grim Reaper, Elevator, Antbortion, UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention, UnBooks:Gone Fishing, Why?:Do I need to provide this?
|
| Leverage |
12 |
UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation, UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds, UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target, UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final,HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Mattsnow),HowTo:Be an American in Europe, John Travolta, UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor, BladeRunnerway Bride, Francis I, Nelson Mandela, President Hoover, Ernest Hemingway (with previous authors)
|
| Sycamore |
11.5 |
Tony Visconti, Battleship Potemkin, David Bowie, Walpurgis Night, France, UnBooks:The Digital Divide, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon (with Modusoperandi), Kettlebell, UnBooks:The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur, UnBooks:The Stranger, Propaganda, Uncyclopedia
|
| Dr. Skullthumper |
11.5 |
Why?:Put Down the Duckie?, Bathroom Humor, Kitchen Sink, HowTo:Bend a spoon, Ode to the Monotony of Life, Pillow Fighting (With Thekillerfroggy), Time travel, Why?:Save the mooses?, Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?, Why?:Burn a Furby?, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and TheLedBalloon), UnScripts:The Symposium, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with TheHumbucker and Zombiebaron), HowTo:Be Deep (with Thekillerfroggy and Ljlego)
|
| SysRq |
11 |
Charles Lindbergh, Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Why?:Blame Hitler (collab with TheLedBalloon), Veteran, UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, Dishwasher, America is the best!!!, Andy Rooney, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009, Al Gore Colonization, UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel, UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (collab with Orian57),
|
| Socky |
11 |
Bettie Page, UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies?, Kosher Nostra (w/ Rabbi, Mordillo, TKF), UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression (with ColinAYB), UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) (with Sonje), Miracle Science, Elfen Lied, Lunar Launch (with Funnybony), Major urinary proteins (with TKF), This is not Sparta, Vasco da Gama, Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Romartus), Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures, Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease
|
| Nikau |
11 |
Tradesmen, Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig, RoboCop, 1969 24 Hours of Le Mans, Extraterrestrial life, Somalia, Antibiotics, Dag Hammarskjöld, Jizzlam, Samsung, Cherry
|
| Matt lobster |
11 |
British Sitcoms, UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment, UnNews:Things that have been done to Christians but would never be done to Muslims show sharp year on year increase, UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time, UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom, Creationist Views on Australia, Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory, UnNews:Numbers at all time low, UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident, UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses, Holding Open Doors
|
| Dexter111344 |
11 |
Douche, You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson, A wizard did it, Hollywood values, Bitch, UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday, UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified, New York hobos, Adam West, Idiots, Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons
|
| Macboswell |
10.5 |
Cologne, Marilyn Manson (RW), Max Planck, Bisto, Auguste Escoffier, Sushi, Out Run, BioShock (RW with Anton199 and Captain gull), Magazine - Costa Coffee - Caffè Nero
|
| RadicalX |
10 |
St. Peter's Basilica, Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition, Idiotic Table of the Elements, The GI Joe-Transformers War, Redundancy, Segregation, Gazebo, New Cooler Edition, Witless Protection Program, Lysol
|
| Magic man |
10 |
UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!, HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise, Dinosaur (IC collab), UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, Visual puns, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), Hypnotist, Mini-golf (with Mattsnow), Sun (with Black flamingo11), HowTo:Train to look awesome! (with Mattsnow), Subliminal stimuli, Herman Cain (with Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow), Lawn mowers
|
| Skinfan13 |
9.5 |
iPad, Earth, HowTo: Write Good Poetry, Nintendo (With Aleister and Paizuri), Boyd's Law, Cracker Barrel, Taco (With Paizuri, Al, MsuCarencro, and Happytimes), UnReviews:The Road (2009), Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ), The First Lunar-American War, Aristotle
|
| MrN9000 |
9.5 |
The Color Problem, Battle of the Sexes, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (With Cajek), The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Fish Puns (With Under user), Why?:Do a Pee Review (With Cajek), Pointless Paradox, Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille), Neighborhood Watch (with Multiliteralist, MadMax, Electrified mocha chinchilla), December 21, 2012 (with Funnybony), Mohandas Gandhi (with Aleister), UnScripts:Who built the moon, Ron Paul (with Aleister and Jocke Pirat), Baby boomer (with Funnybony),
|
| Zombiebaron |
9 |
UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook, Socratic Method, UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup, UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss, UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story, UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead, UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with Dr. Skullthumper and TheHumbucker), Template:Boner (with Frosty)
|
| Winstanley1 |
9 |
UnBooks:Only Business, Conceptual Art, Dictation (Co-authored with Aaadddaaammm), Blandford (co-authored with That Guy Huffed Me), Celebrity Manufacture, UnBooks:Surgical Phone, Confession (Catholicism), UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression., Shabalov Vs Areshchenko, UnBooks:The Succession Speeches of Three Roman Emperors
|
| The Woodburninator |
9 |
Thou, UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion, Awkward Conversation, UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth, UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day, Martin Luther King, Jr., Saturn is a Lying Bitch, Professor X
|
| Squiggle (formerly §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ) |
9 |
HowTo:Skip School, French Revolution, Water Polo... With Sharks!, Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale, First Gradeism, Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire, One Out of Ten Doctors, UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
|
| Nachlader |
9 |
UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?, Golf War, Vietnamese dong, World Wildlife Fund, UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With DrStrange), Battle of the Bulge in my Pants, Phrase, Firearm attachments, Trench warfare, Sewing (with Lyrithya)
|
| Kip the Dip |
9 |
HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial, UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!", UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer, Skeptic's Annotated Santa, UnNews:Maria speaks to us, UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin, UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people', Chanupocalypse, Auld Lang Syne
|
| NoNamesLeft |
8.5 |
Mailing it in, My Name is Earl, Louisiana Purchase, Secretary, War of Colonial Aggression, Imagination, Knights in White Satin, Student loan, Streets of Laredo (with Shabidoo)
|
| Matfen |
8.5 |
Alec Baldwin, The Fast and the Furious (film series), Keanu Reeves, Chris Rock, Christian Bale, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kyle MacLachlan, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), John Connor
|
| Bradaphraser |
8.5 |
Do_NOT_click_any_links!, Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, George W Bush, Yahoo, Rock, Paper, Airstrike, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker), Cyanide, UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them, (Leporiphobia and Peyton Manning also appeared on the front page, but were not voted in)
|
| Jocke Pirat |
8 |
Time Cubicle, UnScripts:The O'Finnertys, The Muffin Man, UnScripts:Heinous Dan, Guinness Brewmasters, EDSAC, Billy Mays (cleaned up by another uncyclopedian), United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Aleister)
|
| Imrealized |
8 |
Hide and Go Jesus, Paradise Lost, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test, HowTo:Clown Stalk, Tom Paine, Planned Parenthood, Apathy Man
|
| Braydie |
8 |
HowTo:Make a Band, HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble, Separation Issues, Vietnam War Hoax, League of Nations, Moses, African Giraffe (co-authored with Mhaille and Keitei), The Consumerist (co-authored with Tompkins) UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"
|
| Rogpyvbc |
7 |
Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light - Global Cooling - Bipolar bear - Creepy - UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!! -Backmasking - Voyager I
|
| Rcmurphy |
7 |
Founding Fathers, UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, "Paul is dead" hoax, Internet Movie Database, Grand Theft Audio, Battle of Guadalcanal - Abbey Road
|
| OnePunch |
7 |
2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, Ahsoka (TV series), Cordial, List of Star Wars films, Nonce words, SZNZ: Winter, UnNews:North Korean celebrations don't go as planned
|
| One-eyed Jack |
7 |
Patrick Henry, Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God, Ganges, Mr. Beluncle, Literary dedications, Pripyat River, Xenopubes
|
| Chunkles |
7 |
Mold, Turtle, Warranty, HowTo:Fix a computer, Arthur (show), Bee, Shredded wheat
|
| Bizzeebeever |
7 |
UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada, HowTo:Eat sand, UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship, UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict, UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years, Crumpet, Tales of an Emo
|
| Zana Dark |
6.5 |
UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!, Jesus stole my girlfriend, Scatomancy, Frida Kahlo, Butter, Bad Directions (with Fuentfue), Lurking
|
| Fredd The Mahmauscher |
6.5 |
Great Britain (colonization), UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mordillo), UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden, HowTo:Be A King (with Sog1970), Kurdish Military Industries, MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory, UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water, Bob the Sperm (Co-authored with Sir Sog1970), Spider (rw with Aleister)
|
| David Gerard |
6.5 |
Fountainhead Earth, Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One, KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand, UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones, X Window System, Gay Pride, Command Line (co-authored with SonicChao)
|
| Slackerboy |
6 |
English-American Dictionary, Niggers, WMD(Donuts), The Oldest Trick in the Book, Gibberish, World War I
|
| Rei |
6 |
UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman, UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying, Zen, Iceland, Hiroshima, Gravity (film)
|
| OculusWild |
6 |
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Millennials, The Clash, The Police (with Romartus), The Room, Drake of the 99 Dragons, Sharpie (with Spike)
|
| MeepStarLives |
6 |
The Importance of Being Earnest, Cylon and Garfunkel, Nancy Drew, xkcd, Green Dam Youth Escort, Wall Street Kid
|
| KP |
6 |
Disneyland, Red Shirts, Newmath, Bloodbath, Quantum Economics, War on Terra
|
| EvilZak |
6 |
Banana Phone, Crimes inspired by video games, Internet (video game), List of weapons that don't exist, but should, National Try To Assassinate The President Day, Random humor
|
| Tompkins |
5.5 |
Don't be Stupid, The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, Distraction, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis, The Consumerist (co-authored with Braydie)
|
| TheHumbucker |
5.5 |
UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer, UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper, UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with Dr. Skullthumper and Zombiebaron), UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates, UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares
|
| Some user |
5.5 |
Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet, Neuroipods, Humility, Unquotable:Cthulhu, Everybody cares, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with User:Todd Lyons)
|
| HerrDoktor |
5.5 |
Onomatopoeia, HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (co-authored with FoxyBabe), UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism, HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies, The Black And White Man, UnBooks:Gallows Humor
|
| El Zoof |
5.5 |
HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw, HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion, Uluru, Waltzing Matilda, List of one letter words starting with A, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with Cap'n Ben)
|
| DJ Irreverent |
5.5 |
UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (collab with Moneke), Uncyclopedia Health Service, UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old, UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet, Pre-Market Economy
|
| Oliphaunte |
5 |
A Day With My Son, Why?:Invade the Falklands, UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair, Horseshoes (game) (With Mattsnow, Black flamingo11, and Magic man), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Mattsnow), A Bull's Life- A story of racism, prejudice and perseverance
|
| Nydas |
5 |
UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate, Wallet moth, Enid Blyton
|
| Multiliteralist |
5 |
The only way to success, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Mhaille, Traffic sign, Classical Satire, Neighborhood Watch (with some other dudes), UnScripts:Oedipus Rex Rides Again
|
| Monika |
5 |
Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Megadeth, UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans, The Prisoner (US Remake), Diamonds & Rust
|
| Miley Spears |
5 |
Brooke Shields, Jamie Lynn Spears, Creationism (colonization), Bruce Wayne (colonization), God (colonization), Preteen, FM (with Pope Hilde)
|
| Knucmo2 |
5 |
Miles Davis, HowTo:Win an Argument, Baldrick, Office Worker's Rant: An Excerpt, UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake
|
| Keitei |
5 |
African Giraffe, Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit, Nobody Cares, Blame somebody else, Women
|
| IronLung |
5 |
My visit with Aunt Myfanwy, Allahakbarries, Pat Garrett, UnBooks:The Redneck Elite (Abridged), Hollywood tour
|
| Heerenveen |
5 |
Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase, Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?, HowTo:Drive a train, Driving in Bucharest, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
|
| EpicAwesomeness |
5 |
A Series of Unfortunate Events, Final Destination, Frog Semen, Function (mathematics), HowTo:Make a sitcom
|
| Doug |
5 |
Toilet Door Communication, Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News, VCR Manual, Vladimir Nabokov, UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
|
| Tagstit |
4.5 |
Cardboard Box, Scary Movie, HowTo:Fix the Economy (with Snake7), Oscar the Grouch, Balloon Animals
|
| Sonic80 |
4.5 |
Art That Looks Like Nothing, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Good Old Days, HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore, UnMovie Review:Inception (2010)
|
| Ptok-Bentoniczny |
4.5 |
Battle of Grunwald, Mark Robinson with Under user, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist, Alternative legal systems here, I'd like to thank Romartus for help with finding suitbale images for some of my articles
|
| Optimuschris |
4.5 |
HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days, 21st Century Nazis, Al Gore (Colonization), Great Britain (Colonization), Michael Jackson (Colonization), Jew (Colonization), God (Colonization)
|
| Leoispotter |
4.5 |
UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects, Joy Division, UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis, George Washington, UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress
|
| Insineratehymn |
4.5 |
Byzantine Empire, Simeon I, Thomas Aquinas, UnBooks:Who Killed God? (With The Humbled Master), Fall of Constantinople
|
| CheddarBBQ |
4.5 |
HowTo:Get Over Jenny, Leprechaun, Thin Mints, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
|
| Andorin Kato |
4.5 |
Anal sex, File sharing, The Pirate Bay, Francis Winkler, The Jesus Laws (with Sliferjam)
|
| YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans |
4 |
Hydrogen, Red Lobster, Orion, UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped
|
| UPjcm |
4 |
HowTo:Be a Troll, UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance, Newt Gingrich, UnDebate:The UnPresidential Debate
|
| Paulgb |
4 |
Air Guitar, Banned from the Internet , Greatest Inventions, RTFM
|
| Nameable |
4 |
UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey, UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy, UnTweets:George Peterson, Corn Flakes
|
| LeeHarveyKennedy |
4 |
The Official List of the Best Things in Existence, Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape, Much Ado About Yokels, Fanfiction.net
|
| Kwakerjak |
4 |
Napoleon Bonaparte, United States presidential election, 1948, United States presidential election, 1840, United States presidential election, 1960
|
| Jim Groovester |
4 |
The Destiniad, UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen, Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains, Academia
|
| Enzo Aquarius |
4 |
HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship, Power Rangers, World War IV, Get Some Mortgage
|
| Composure1 |
4 |
UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death, UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant", UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It, Please delete this page
|
| Claudius Prime |
4 |
Patriotism (with Mhaille), Spontaneous Combustion, Marilyn Monroe (with Flamingo and Aleister), Claude Monet
|
| WiiKend |
3.5 |
Pac-Man (walkthrough), HowTo:Make me RICH, Introduction joke (with SPIKE), Bible Collector's Edition
|
| Why do I need to provide this? |
3.5 |
Sun Bee, Archery (with Syndrome), HowTo:Be Homeless in America, Creationism (Colonization), Bruce Wayne (Colonization)
|
| Padddy5 |
3.5 |
HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts With ChiefjusticeDS, Humphrey Bogart, UnScripts:Starsky and Hutch, Michael Bay's The Godfather
|
| Cs1987 |
3.5 |
Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, Humanity: A Retrospective, Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (with Modusoperandi), Superannuation
|
| CrabPope |
3.5 |
Lord Sauron, Joseph Conrad, Great Britain (colonization), A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship
|
| Captain gull |
3.5 |
Alain Robert, Pssst, BioShock (with Macboswell and Anton199), Stairs
|
| Asahatter |
3.5 |
The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Mhaille), BBC Wireless 4, UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate, Printer Ink
|
| Zarbag |
3 |
History of Great Britain (co-writer with Romartus) - Nero - Byzantine Empire
|
| Wild Weasel |
3 |
Westboro Baptist Church, Bear, Women's Suffrage
|
| Weebils |
3 |
UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny, UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress, UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
|
| Strange but untrue |
3 |
Faggot, Make Poverty History, UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary
|
| sannse |
3 |
UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, British class system, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
|
| Oblique |
3 |
Galaxy, Minecraft (with Snippy), Platinum, Template:Boner (with Zombiebaron)
|
| John Lydon |
3 |
UnTunes:Stalker, HowTo:Survive the Titanic, Monster Party
|
| Jamtrousers |
3 |
HowTo:Be pretentious, Waiting for Godot, Teenage angst
|
| Jack Mort |
3 |
Shortcut, Dyslexia, Animal Suicide
|
| Isra1337 |
3 |
The artist formerly known as God, Gerrymandering, Manhattan Engineering District
|
| Hiatus Hernia |
3 |
HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics, X Japan, All Quiet on the Western Front
|
| Fishalishalish |
3 |
UnNews:Local author gives up on dream, Spittoon, UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
|
| DWIII |
3 |
Styrofoam, Table of Contents, Flintstones
|
| Dr. Fenwick |
3 |
The Last Man on Earth, Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?, Buster Keaton
|
| Dawg |
3 |
Man Uncyclopedia, Home Haggis Maker, Geocaching
|
| Cainad |
3 |
Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905, Diplomacy, Books never written
|
| Acrolo |
3 |
UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken, UnBooks: My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson, HowTo:Milk a Cow
|
| Ye Blacke Adder |
2 |
Muslim Sisterhood, Renewable energy
|
| WeatherUnderground |
2 |
Arthur C. Clarke (re-edit and reworking on Mhaille's article) - Neu!
|
| Phrank Psinatra |
2 |
Television, Supply-side Jesus
|
| Nigel Scribbler |
2 |
Kinder egg, Edward Hopper
|
| Moonhead42 |
2 |
Jam session, Courtney Love
|
| Llwy-ar-lawr |
2 |
Food, Evil laboratory
|
| Everyotherusernamewastaken |
2 |
Bluestocking. Rembrandt
|
| ConCass2 |
2 |
Secret, Father Ted
|
| Arctangent |
2 |
Modus ponens, Vendredism
|
| Un-Sunstar |
1 |
Billy Joel
|
| The Homeless Paperboy |
1 |
Mark Zuckerberg
|
| Simsilikesims |
1 |
Where is Everybody?
|
| Shadow the Blade |
1 |
Laughter
|
| Sequence |
1 |
Leftism
|
| RAF Packington |
1 |
RAF Packington
|
| Paybill |
1 |
Wetherspoons
|
| Ooggbboo |
1 |
Style
|
| Omnifluff |
1 |
Woolly mammoth
|
| Noonshine |
1 |
Kodak
|
| Mr.Vib |
1 |
Pathological liar
|
| Mr-ex777 |
1 |
Fan fiction (with Factfinder510 )
|
| Michaelsteele3 |
1 |
Online schooling
|
| Michael9422 |
1 |
Southern Poverty Law Center
|
| Makefolkslaugh |
1 |
Potato
|
| Lantash |
1 |
Nouvelle cuisine
|
| KickAssAndGiggle |
1 |
Florence Nightingale
|
| Jimlemon |
1 |
Two turtles of Verona
|
| Iwritewhatiwant |
1 |
UnNews:Bad karaoke costs boys their vocal cords
|
| Harold Stone |
1 |
Trellech
|
| Gubby |
1 |
Bureaucracy
|
| GINA Is Not an Acronym |
1 |
A Very Special Article
|
| Factfinder510 |
1 |
Fan fiction (with Mr-ex777)
|
| Dark Web, White Hat |
1 |
Super Mario Odyssey
|
| Comicat1 |
1 |
Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet
|
| AndrewCStuart |
1 |
The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668)
|
| Pope Hilde |
.5 |
FM (with Miley Spears)
|
