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Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Prettiestpretty
Prettiestpretty
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Rocky Mountain Oysters, That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman, 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York, Old hippie chick who's always collecting money, UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level, HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum, Little boy who lives down the street, Why?:Have Humongous Breasts, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (With Mhaille and TheLedBalloon), Romance novel, Snuggie, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With UU), Brothel, UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore, The Fat Girl, Queen Victoria, Fanny Cradock,