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On this page are articles that were featured on the front page during the golden years of Uncyclopedia (meaning any year other than this year) [golden meaning its not like this year] {meaning the articles arent as good as this year}. Do read them to see how much better the 2011 articles are.
You may also wish to see the voting page for said better articles of this year.
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Featured articles
The best of the best. You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured.
2024
| Article | Date |
|---|---|
| UnNews:I had a birthday and you need to know it | 1 January 2024 |
| The B-52s | 2 February 2024 |
| Finnish sauna | 4 March 2024 |
| The Addams Family | 5 April 2024 |
| Rastadon | 5 May 2024 |
| Henry Kissinger | 4 June 2024 |
| Mike Johnson | 19 July 2024 |
| Calcium | 12 August 2024 |
| Kristi Noem | 7 September 2024 |
| Kalamazoo, Michigan | 15 October 2024 |
| Woolly mammoth | 16 November 2024 |
| Bunsen burner | 13 December 2024 |
2023
| Article | Date |
|---|---|
| Sam Bankman-Fried | 3 January 2023 |
| UnNews:Uncyclopedia defends inept comedy at Supreme Court | 20 January 2023 |
| DEFCON | 7 February 2023 |
| Haka | 21 February 2023 |
| SZNZ: Winter | 12 March 2023 |
| ChatGPT | 1 April 2023 |
| Windsor Castle | 15 April 2023 |
| House of Antigonus | 1 May 2023 |
| Cordial | 17 May 2023 |
| Drake (musician) | 9 June 2023 |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | 20 July 2023 |
| List of Star Wars films | 16 August 2023 |
| The Man from U.N.C.L.E. | 5 September 2023 |
| Dolly Parton | 2 October 2023 |
| Ahsoka (TV series) | 1 November 2023 |
| Mike Pence | 3 December 2023 |
2022
| Article | Date |
|---|---|
| UnNews:North Korean celebrations don't go as planned | 15 January 2022 |
| Lactose | 2 February 2022 |
| Ghislaine Maxwell | 18 February 2022 |
| 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine | 1 March 2022 |
| Mankini Atoll | 15 March 2022 |
| Ruthenium | 1 April 2022 |
| Stephen Breyer | 15 April 2022 |
| Concision | 1 May 2022 |
| UnNews:Bad karaoke costs boys their vocal cords | 15 May 2022 |
| UnPoetia:The Catwoman in the Hat | 2 June 2022 |
| HowTo:Stage a home invasion | 1 July 2022 |
| Kashmir | 16 June 2022 |
| Bognor Regis | 16 July 2022 |
| Chandigarh | 4 August 2022 |
| Whey | 18 August 2022 |
| Equestria Girls | 8 September 2022 |
| Nonce words | 1 October 2022 |
| Crudites | 18 October 2022 |
| Wetherspoons | 3 November 2022 |
| Liz Truss | 18 November 2022 |
| Treasure | 3 December 2022 |
| The Clash | 18 December 2022 |
2021
| Article | Date |
|---|---|
| Matt Casamassina | 15 January 2021 |
| Half-hedgehoglessness | 22 June 2021 |
| Kentucky | 30 December 2021 |
| Aragorn | 20 October 2021 |
| M*A*S*H v Cheers | 26 February 2021 |
| Flint, Michigan | 8 November 2021 |
| Swan song | 7 July 2021 |
| Potato | 12 March 2021 |
| Barf | 9 August 2021 |
| New Panama Canal | 21 May 2021 |
| Father Ted | 14 December 2021 |
| Ladybird Books | 22 March 2021 |
| Iconoclasm | 13 February 2021 |
| Pandemics | 13 September 2021 |
| Online schooling | 23 April 2021 |
| Americium | 25 July 2021 |
| International Alphabet Magnet Day | 3 October 2021 |
| Shoegaze | 29 January 2021 |
| Super Mario Odyssey | 9 April 2021 |
| Pepé Le Pew | 7 June 2021 |
| HowTo:Host a Boston Tea Party | 7 May 2021 |
| Possum Trot | 26 August 2021 |
| UnNews:King of Canada slams "pointless" vote | 29 November 2021 |
2020
| Article | Date |
|---|---|
| Mason-Dixon Line | 31 December 2020 |
| Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | 28 July 2020 |
| Citizens Band | 10 March 2020 |
| Why?:Don't do apple juice | 13 August 2020 |
| King George I | 25 February 2020 |
| Rush Limbaugh | 1 September 2020 |
| Mughal Road | 8 June 2020 |
| Coronavirus | 2 May 2020 |
| Clay | 21 September 2020 |
| Dogs of the Dow | 4 December 2020 |
| Kamala Harris | 23 October 2020 |
| Why?:Drink blood | 11 February 2020 |
| Sharpie | 13 November 2020 |
| Sidney Powell | 14 December 2020 |
Other years
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Runners-up
Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.
- A Message From Glenn Beck 7.5/15
- Category:Quasi-Featured Images
- Emo Rap 6/11
- Forum:Funniest Article
- Forum:Pwn4g3
- Forum:Should Quasi-Featured articles that later get featured still be listed in Category:Quasi-Featured, and if not, how would I go about getting rid of them?
- H.R. Pufnstuf 16/20
- Happy Feet 10/18
- Hermaphrodite 15/17.5
- HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds 9/12
- HowTo:Misbehave in a Library 10/20
- HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article 10/18.5
- Lost Vikings 13/23
- Mah Nà Mah Nà 7/11
- Marys lamb 1/15
- Mondo Uncyclopedia 9/13
- Nazi Zombies 8/10.5
- Obesity Fines 7/14
- Pentium 4
- Pet Jesus 8/16
- PlayStation 3 6.5/12.5
- Psycho-Knife My Pygmy 11/18
- Readme.txt 12/17
- Self-aggrandizement
- Solid Gold (TV series) 13/19.5
- Star Trek: Voyager 8 of 16
- The Mementocrats 7/14
- This is not an article 7/4
- UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back (Ex-Wife Edition) 8.5/16
- UnBooks:The Sun 12/18
- UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide 12/18.5
- UnNews:"Breastaurants" share their secrets of success 5.5/10.5
- UnNews:"Sexter" abused, possibly raped 10/13
- UnNews:Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and stuff' 9.5/17
- UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare 7/14
- UnNews:Boy found at home, alone 10.5/12
- UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war 11.5/14
- UnNews:Embarrassed paedophile apologizes to children for poor sexual performance 7/12.5
- UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics 10/17
- UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package" 9/12
- UnNews:Iceland brings Europe to standstill, denies responsibility 6/12
- UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world 7.5/15
- UnNews:Ireland expectedly lowers drinking age to 4 9/10
- UnNews:Massage Bugs discovered in Uganda 3.5/0
- UnNews:NASA boldly goes where no kiddy ride has gone before 12/21
- UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again 11/18
- UnNews:Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers 10/16
- UnNews:Samsung sells phones, everybody cares 7/12.5
- UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense 8/13.5
- UnNews:Steven Spielberg presents Stonehenge Apocalypse
- UnNews:Swiss experiment shows no difference in the behavior of heterosexual and homosexual mice when married or unmarried 8/11
- UnNews:UnNews officially endorses Mike Gravel for president 10/18
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia Internal Security Department warns on Malaysia 9/14
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite 7/14
- UnNews:Unsung hero makes ultimate sacrifice 19/11
- UnNews:Various Niggas be Trippin 8/14
- UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah 13/23.5
- UnNews:Whitey goes to Heaven 8.5/15
- UnPoetia:Friendship 4.5/1
- UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching 7/14
- UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat! 6.5/13
- UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods" 9/14
- UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song 7/10
- Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
- Uncyclopedia:Confessions of an admin: Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles 13/19
- Uncyclopedia:Let's talk about something important 13.5/3.5
- User talk:Vavaunni
- User:Manwithnoname/Naruto 14.5/17
- User:Mhaille/Awards 9/16
- Why?:College is for suckers! 6.5/12.5
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