Uncyclopedia:Best of/2005

Article	Date
The artist formerly known as God	30 December 2005
I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle	28 December 2005
UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas	26 December 2005
North Korea	24 December 2005
John Seigenthaler Sr.	21 December 2005
UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones	19 December 2005
George Bailey	17 December 2005
Poland	16 December 2005
Poop Cuisine	14 December 2005
IPod Yocto	12 December 2005
Redshirt effect	10 December 2005
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus	7 December 2005
Emoticonics	5 December 2005
German grammar	3 December 2005
Euroipods	1 December 2005
Barrel Clown	30 November 2005
Afghanistan	28 November 2005
J.D. Salinger	26 November 2005
Fecal E.Coli	23 November 2005
Keira Knightley in a White Corset and Kate Beckinsale in a Black One	22 November 2005
Niggers	19 November 2005
Uncyclopedia Brown	17 November 2005
The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time	15 November 2005
Gibberish	13 November 2005
Air	10 November 2005
Philip Glass	9 November 2005
British film industry	6 November 2005
Founding Fathers	4 November 2005
Much Ado About Yokels	2 November 2005
Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist	31 October 2005
-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .	29 October 2005
Styrofoam	27 October 2005
The GI Joe-Transformers War	25 October 2005
Peer	23 October 2005
AAAAAAAAA!	21 October 2005
Bar Mitzvah	19 October 2005
Newmath	17 October 2005
Crimes inspired by video games	15 October 2005
Zombies	13 October 2005
Redundancy	11 October 2005
Bloodbath	9 October 2005
Orange construction barrels	7 October 2005
Dake-Bonoism	5 October 2005
Missing milk	2 October 2005
IPod Nano 200 GB Instructions	29 September 2005
Certificate of Hitlertude	26 September 2005
X Window System	23 September 2005
Quantum Economics	20 September 2005
Dude, Where's My Time Machine?	16 September 2005
Wikipedia/old	9 September 2005
World War I (video game)	6 September 2005
Random humor	4 September 2005
List of weapons that don't exist, but should	31 August 2005
Flying Spaghetti Monster	26 August 2005
Estonia	23 August 2005
Terri Schiavo	20 August 2005
The Flintstones	17 August 2005
Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape	14 August 2005
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery	11 August 2005
War on Terra	8 August 2005
Fanfiction.net	5 August 2005
Kitten Huffing	2 August 2005
Fascist	29 July 2005
Incompleteness Theorem	26 July 2005
Banana Phone	23 July 2005
The Official List of the Best Things in Existence	19 July 2005
University of California	16 July 2005
Kool Aid	13 July 2005
WMD (Donuts)	10 July 2005
Fountainhead Earth	6 July 2005
Banned from the Internet	3 July 2005
Greatest Inventions	30 June 2005
Romania	27 June 2005
Aesop's Fables	24 June 2005
Lord Byron	20 June 2005
Anonymous	17 June 2005
Cowation	14 June 2005
Game:Zork	11 June 2005
You have two cows	9 June 2005
Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies	6 June 2005
KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand	4 June 2005
Idiotic Table of the Elements	2 June 2005
The Oldest Trick in the Book	27 May 2005
Bon-bons	25 May 2005
Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition	22 May 2005
English-American Dictionary	19 May 2005
1927	17 May 2005
Phonics	16 May 2005
Teletubbies	12 May 2005
Nostradamus	10 May 2005
Kitten hurling battle	8 May 2005
Table of Contents	5 May 2005
St. Peter's Basilica	2 May 2005
Doctor Who	29 April 2005
Lies	26 April 2005
Japan	25 April 2005
Vitamin	24 April 2005
National Try To Assassinate The President Day	22 April 2005
Pong! the Movie	20 April 2005
God	18 April 2005
MC Hammer	14 April 2005
Cabbage	14 April 2005
Livejournal	11 April 2005
IKEA	10 April 2005
Air guitar	8 April 2005
Robot	7 April 2005
Senator	5 April 2005
Scotland	4 April 2005
George W. Bush (featured)	2 April 2005
Mordor	30 March 2005
Spanish Inquisition (TV show)	29 March 2005
RTFM	28 March 2005
Mediocre Britain	27 March 2005
Seven Deadly Sins	26 March 2005
All Your Base Are Belong To Us	25 March 2005
Pot v. Kettle	24 March 2005
Kitten Huffing	23 March 2005
Ireland	23 March 2005