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Today's featured article – Ahsoka (TV series)

Star Wars: Ahsoka, or just Ahsoka, while also referred to as Star Wars Rebels Season 5, is an American limited-series written, directed, produced and created by Dave Filoni. It is set within the Star Wars franchise, acting as the second spin-off from 2019's The Mandalorian, with the first being 2021's The Book of Boba Fett. It also serves as a continuation of the animated shows Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, while also being a prequel to the other animated show Star Wars Resistance (which nobody watched, anyway). The thing that these five shows, six if you include Ahsoka, have in common is that Dave Filoni was behind all of them — in more ways than one.

The series premiered in August 2023, a full three years after it was announced, having been delayed due to space flu.

After the epilogue in the fourth and final season of Star Wars Rebels, and those two scenes in The Book of Boba Fett, in the year 5 ABY, former Jedi ~~Knight~~ Padawan Ahsoka Tano teams up with former animated friends -- her non-Force sensitive Mandalorian apprentice, Sabine Wren, and green alien pilot lady, General Hera Syndulla (which of whom, Thrawn cannot pronounce correctly) -- to go and look for two other former animated characters, the annoying Jedi Padawan Ezra Bridger, and the Imperial blue meanie Grand Admiral Thrawn. Also, did I mention that Dave Filoni wrote, directed, and created the show? (more...)

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Howdy all! Dolly Parton here! I am writing my own entry here on this 'cyclopedia coz you just can't trust no one. And that goes for you gals too. Did I say I wrote Jolene about another woman chasin' my man? I did?? Well, there you go. (more...)

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December 2: International Boring Nordic Culture Heritage Day

6000 BCE - Mankind is born from the toil of an ice giant melting into the ocean. At least that's what Viking creationists say.
432 - Thor gets arrested in Valhalla after being accused of destroying an orphanage while drunk chariot driving. Embarrassed, the Nordic people begin converting to Christianity.
793 - Vikings visit Lindisfarne Abbey in northern England, bringing home a suspicious amount of souvenirs.
900 - Erik the Red, a Viking explorer and real estate agent, discovers a big block of ice, utterly unsuitable for human life. He gives it the name "Greenland" to attract customers.
957 - A third of Denmark's population dies, victims of the mysterious "axe in the head" plague.
966 - Vikings reach Constantinople, bringing home alabaster chess sets and cheap carpets as souvenirs.
1000 - Explorer and murderer Leif Erikson discovers America, but realizes his mistake in time and lets Columbus and Vespucci have all the blame.
1429 - Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, decides not to be, and disappears immediately.
1755 - Danish pastries are first introduced to non-Danes, this time without the axe in the head followup.
1859 - Hans Christian Andersen writes The Emperor Is a Nudist, a beloved fairy tale. Andersen would leave unfinished the sequel The Empire Strikes Back.
1916 - Europe is at war. Swedes have an excellent game of bridge.
1940 - Europe is at war again. Swedes read a lot of good books.
2010 - Bruce Willis is declared legally bald.

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