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Today's featured article – Mike JohnsonMike Johnson (born January 30, 1972) is this month's Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. Also known as MAGA Mike, or more recently Meager Mike, the dapper Johnson got the gavel in 2023. His doll-like size conceals a giant ego, though he looks like a schoolboy on day-release from college. Born in Louisiana in 1972, Mike "Jimmy" Johnson is a rock-solid, right wing Republican. He is evangelical, pro-gun, and anti-abortion — the conservative holy trinity. He was elected to Congress in 2017 from deep-red Louisiana's blood-red Fourth District. Johnson was a loyal supporter of President Donald Trump and tried to help his hero stay on as U.S. President after the 2020 election tragically went the other way. Johnson's career was unremarked and unremarkable until he became Speaker. Johnson's rise to the position of Speaker came via the political collapse of Kevin McCarthy, who had struggled to get the gavel in the first place. Though McCarthy claimed he was Trumpian through-and-through, True MAGAs, such as Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert, said he was a phony — and had the video to back it up. (more...) Recently featured:
Previously featured article – Henry KissingerHenry (born Heinz) Alfred Kissinger (May 27, 1923 – November 29, 2023) is the most notorious bore of 20th-century international politics and the chief proponent of Realpolitik. He developed an approach to diplomacy called Primat der Außenpolitik and an approach to language involving sprinkling pretentious foreign words everywhere. His unintelligible advice baffled both Richard Nixon and thus certainly Gerald Ford, the two U.S. Presidents under whom he served between 1969 and 1977. His call for détente in U.S.–Soviet relations sent leaders of both nations to the dictionary, hoping it meant something dirty. His diplomacy played a crucial role in 1971 talks with Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai that concluded with a rapprochement between Kissinger and a lot of hot Chinese chicks. In the crowning achievement of his career, he was awarded the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for talking Nixon out of his last-ditch plan to win the Vietnam War by carpet-bombing Stockholm. (more...) Did you know ...
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