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Nonce words are words and phrases created by people attempting to groom those under the legal age. Nonce words are often only used once; if they were repeated, it might be a tell that would spoil the chances to gain a nonce badge.

In 1912, when English Police arrested the first pedophile, other pedophiles who were not yet caught, nor had actually had sex with any children yet, were referred to by the press as "nonces". The term came about in protest to Australian and New Zealand RV company NCE and the public saying "no" to them coming to the UK. When it was revealed that the motorhome company wasn't actually coming to England, all the printed signs saying "No NCE" were re-purposed to be shown at the trial of the pedo who was arrested.

Dr. Seuss, although never charged, was one of the biggest nonces in the world. He would often use his children's books to plant subliminal messages into a child's head that having sexual relations with a man 50 years their senior was okay. Unfortunately for Seuss, but luckily for the parents and kids, due to all the random words and weird sentence structure, the non-medical Doctor failed to achieve his desired brainwashing. (more...)

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October 6 : Anniversary of the Invention of Fire, World's Most Dangerous Day to Be Flammable

4,327,340 BCE - Fire is invented. Matches, which had been in use for years beforehand, now finally have a use.
4,327,339 BCE - The competition to create the biggest bang results in the accidental creation of aerosols.
105 BCE - The Greeks invent a fire which doesn't go out when in contact with water. They call it "Greek Fire". It is quickly nicknamed AAAAAAAAA!
103 BCE - A hasty rebranding of Greek Fire goes wrong, and the newly renamed "AlphaFire+" is scrapped. Nobody bothers to write down the formula.
1081 - King Wilhelm IV of North West Prussia dies. The North West Prussia Gazette finally has front page news that doesn't involve the word "sauerkraut".
1611 - Several people are executed for petty theft in Hungary, much to the amusement of the Austrians, who framed them.
1612 - Hungary goes to war with Austria.
1613 - Several Austrians are extradited to Hungary, where they are executed for obstructing the cause of justice. Hungary withdraws from Austria, after 40 million people have died.
1846 - Mr. Georges "Bang-Bang" Firework, of Sparkler Street, Catherine Wheel, New Jersey, finally invents the trampoline.
1859 - Mr. Henry "Boing-Boing" Jumper, of Trampoline Terrace, Bouncy, Ohio, finally invents the firework. Various historians later switch the facts to amuse themselves.
1910 - People realize fireworks are better at night. It would be several centuries before it is also realized fireworks are better outdoors.
1913 - Parties are held throughout London, celebrating the fact that they have just signed a peace treaty with Germany.
1936 - An Austrian physicist discovers the long lost formula for AlphaFire+. Unfortunately, his lab then burns down.
1957 - Historians jump with joy as they discover what Edward Crapper invented.
2002 - The official date of the discovery of fire is discovered by historians. They attribute the discovery to Mr. Alfred "Burn-Burn" Hotstuff.

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