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Today's featured article – Liz Truss

Mary Elizabeth 'Liz' Truss (born 26 July 1975) was the British prime minister for a few moments in late 2022, elected leader of the Conservative Party after her predecessor Boris Johnson resigned for being a terminally scruffy waste of space. Actually, for covering up a bit of sex groping by one of his MPs. There was also his decision to party hearty whilst the rest of Britain was under his order to hide in the basement until the Coronavirus went away.

Truss was the fourth British prime minister in six years, and holds the record for shortest tenure of any prime minister not merely warming the seat until the real one arrived. She was the 18th prime minister in the modern era, though historians have tended to refer to her as "number 17–A". She resisted suggestions that her stay in office would be short by noting that she was not required to call an election until 2024. Of course, that is what BoJo said as well.

Born in Oxford, Truss grew up in a far-left, anti-nuke household. In her teens, she shifted to the Liberal Democrats with distinctive anti-monarchist views that went over well at the time. Just before the 1997 General Election, Truss had moved to the Conservative Party's ultra-marketeering, libertarian wing, reflecting her day job at Shell Oil. Along the way, she met her husband and started a family. (more...)

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Previously featured article – Wetherspoons

Wetherspoons (or Spoons to its punters) is a British pub chain that has spread around the country with the rapidity of HIV in a late 90s crack den, consuming old listed buildings and turning them into hovels of scum and villainy. Notorious for cheap drink, cheap food, and expensive consequences to one’s health, the chain is operated by Tim Martin, the former adjutant of Dr Evil. Spoons has been ranked as the United Kingdom's greatest threat to civil peace. Normally civilised Brits will be walking down the street when the inviting signage of a Spoons pub catches their eye. A few hours later, they will be found passed out in a ditch, shaking and puking, yet miraculously, will have spent on average less than £7 all night. (more...)

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- ... and that unfortunately those started out as 5.2 billion packages and letters?
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- ... and so am I?
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15,000 BCE - Drunken cavemen wake up to find themselves without tattoos but find they have invented tigers and zebras.
1034 - Malcolm II of Scotland dies, leading Shakespeare to eventually pen The Scottish Play with its line 'Is this a tramp stamp I see before me?' (pictured)
1085 - The Domesday Book is published, giving the first recorded use of the words "bonkers", "crackers" and "balmy". One or all of those words is used to describe about 44% of the English people by name, especially those collecting string.
1622 - The toasted sandwich is invented in a joint venture by the Earl of Sandwich and the Duke of Toast.
1908 - After finding a tattoo of an ancient Chinese symbol on his left shoulder, Hitler learns he has invaded Poland.
1901 - Ernst Schrödinger, inventor of the Uncertainty Principle, was born on this day. Then again, maybe he wasn't.
1989 - The World wide web is invented for people and cats with nothing better to do. It quickly incorporates porn to appeal to a wider audience.
1997 - Princess Diana dies in Chunnel crash due to her driver getting a tattoo of 'I love Charlie' on his right buttock.
2000 - Actress Audrey Tautou joins the band t.A.T.u. Coincidence?
2004 - Crikey! John Howard apologises on behalf of Australia for Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter.
2005 - Tax Freedom Day in the EU!
2006 - Europeans give thanks for the farsighted move of kicking Ayn Rand off their continent.
2006 - Rush Limbaugh suffers great embarrassment after an assistant leaks information about his secret full body tattoo depicting two men engaging in immoral acts.
2006 - Wikipedia created the article Kanab Ambersnail after realising that Uncyclopedia has an article pertaining that topic while they did not.

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