Today's featured article – Nonce words
Nonce words are words and phrases created by people attempting to groom those under the legal age. Nonce words are often only used once; if they were repeated, it might be a tell that would spoil the chances to gain a nonce badge.
In 1912, when English Police arrested the first pedophile, other pedophiles who were not yet caught, nor had actually had sex with any children yet, were referred to by the press as "nonces". The term came about in protest to Australian and New Zealand RV company NCE and the public saying "no" to them coming to the UK. When it was revealed that the motorhome company wasn't actually coming to England, all the printed signs saying "No NCE" were re-purposed to be shown at the trial of the pedo who was arrested.
Dr. Seuss, although never charged, was one of the biggest nonces in the world. He would often use his children's books to plant subliminal messages into a child's head that having sexual relations with a man 50 years their senior was okay. Unfortunately for Seuss, but luckily for the parents and kids, due to all the random words and weird sentence structure, the non-medical Doctor failed to achieve his desired brainwashing. (more...)
Previously featured article – Equestria Girls
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is a Canadian-American animated film produced by Hasbro Studios. The film premiered in the U.S. and Canada in 2013 across limited screens — limited primarily by the absence of patrons in front of them. (more...)
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