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Today's featured article – Flint, Michigan

Flint (or flintstone) is a hard, sedimentary cryptocrystalline form of the mineral quartz, categorized as a variety of chert. It occurs chiefly as nodules and masses in sedimentary rocks.

American Indians of various tribes extracted the rocks and formed them into arrowheads to make their signature weapons more lethal.

Oh, wait, did you mean the city?

The City of Flint, Michigan is a desolate industrial wasteland. Its abandoned factories, dilapidated retail stores, and empty residential neighborhoods give the amateur archaeologist fascinating hints about the days when Flint used to be a veritable spark plug in the American automotive engine.

The seal of the city represents flint arrowheads, automobile manufacturing, and skyscraper-building, none of which are left.

Flint is located in the Mitten, as children in Michigan refer to the region. They are taught to use the palm of their right hand (which at most times is covered by a mitten) to represent the Lower Peninsula. Flint, ironically, is right on the "life line" — which in modern times is called I-69. (more...)

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Aragorn (also known as Ellustrious Elfstone Toll-Counter or Strider or the Lone Ranger of the Bree) is a 'hero' in The Lord of the Rings. He is a distinctly second-banana hero, as centre stage is taken by Frodo Baggins and his equally hairy-footed friends. Aragorn is a sullen and reticent friend of Gandalf. (more...)

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Master magician Carman, prior to the Marvin Gaye incident.

November 29: Day of NEIN!, Spell All 'C' Words With a 'K' Day (UK high schools)

999 - German states say 'NEIN!' all year, incurring the wrath of Poland, Bohemia and 7-Up.
1854 - Australians rebel and wave the Eureka Flag. As usual, the American government takes all credit from the Aussies.
1939 - Britain asks ze Germans nicely to pull out of ze Poland... but dis ist NEIN day und so ze german public shouts! und zo Hitler said NEIN!!!
1983 - In a publicity stunt gone bad, Carman decapitates R&B star Marvin Gaye. (pictured)
1983 - Band Aid release the little known Do They Know It's Christmas? (1983 Version).
1984 - Chocolate rations are increased from 30 grams to 20 grams.
1991 - David Copperfield stuns the world by causing the Statue of Liberty to vanish into thin air.
1992 - After a year-long search, the NYPD gives up the search for the missing statue, citing lack of cooperation by local eyewitnesses.
1990 - Taking advantage of the 'C with K' day, someone writes 'KUNT' on the blackboard, and is praised for thinking before being expelled.
2002 - As a special treat, high school pupils in England are allowed to play Kommanden and Konquer, but not Command and Conquer. When they discover the game only exists with a 'C', there is mass rebellion and konfusion.
2003 - Donald Rumsfeld attempts to use magic in order to find WMDs. Results are not as expected.
2006 - A young boy is brutally beaten at school after spelling the word 'Comrade' instead of 'Komrad'.
2006 - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog gets in an argument with Kanye West over the use of the word "nein" with both melting down into large puddle. Hazmat cleanup crews are kept busy until the early morning.
2123 - The Magic Circle becomes corrupt after using their 'powers' for brutal mass-murder. The circle collapses... into more of an oval shape, to be honest.

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