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PYONGYANG, North Korea -- A small nuclear exchange between the U.S. and North Korea has ended amicably.

Five minutes after the clock struck midnight in North Korea, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was not only celebrating the New Year, but also his tenth year in power, shockingly slim, some say emaciated. He partied listening to the latest K-pop band, BTS, with lots of strippers. By the after-party, which began at 12:32am, Kim and his military advisers were drunker than an Aussie bogan on a Wednesday night — heedless to the increased effect of booze on Kim's slender physique.

The revelers got the notion to fill a nuclear missile with chocolate pudding, known to be a favorite of the man they call President "Tapioca" Joe Biden, and launch it to the United States as a gift. (more...)

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