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My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is a Canadian-American animated film produced by Hasbro Studios. The film premiered in the U.S. and Canada in 2013 across limited screens — limited primarily by the absence of patrons in front of them.

The film is based on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, but re-casts the characters as schoolgirls rather than ponies. The film's plot imagines that Twilight Sparkle is a prom queen whose crown has been stolen by a bitter Sunset Shimmer. The producers believed that morphing lovable ponies into backbiting, treacherous teenage girls would overwhelm their subsequent morphing into a new line of play toys that everyone would be expected to buy.

Hasbro has multiple sequels on the drawing board, in which the ponies become effeminate high-school football players and the nerds who bully them, then supermarket cashiers with a venal shift manager who insists that they count out the customer's change.

"Princess" Twilight Sparkle and her Ponyville friends arrive at the Crystal Empire for a ton of palace intrigue. Twilight still struggles with the fear that she is not fit to rule, a fear oddly shared by everyone else. That night, Sunset Shimmer appears through a magic mirror and steals Twilight's crown. The good news is that Sunset falls back into the mirror. The bad news is that the crown does too. Celestia says the mirror leads to a different world, where children play with movie-themed toys more than once. She insists that Twilight enter this world to retrieve her crown before the portal closes again for thirty moons, and travel alone, and leave her pocketbook "for safe keeping." Twilight, like most members of Royalty, is a complete dupe and does everything her courtiers tell her to. Her dragon assistant Spike anxiously jumps in afterward. (more...)

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Whey, also called milk serum, is what you get when you take milk and drain off all the milk. It is a by-product of agribusiness and has several lucrative uses. Sweet whey is a by-product of making cheddar or Swiss cheese. Removing by-products is one reason Swiss cheese is full of holes. Whereas, sour whey comes from making cottage cheese and yogurt, neither of which have holes to begin with. (more...)

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1102 - The first all-brick room construction is done by an unknown bricklayer who also invents the oubliette at the same time.
1200 - Roger Waters places first brick in The Wall.
1207 - The first brick wall crumbles. 491 years of darkness ensues.
1698 - Brick is reinvented by Kevin Costner as a flotation device. Costner decrees that any major milestone of the brick must henceforth occur on September 26.
1699 - Roger Waters put another brick in The Wall. Masons remain unmoved.
1704 - First 'stack of bricks' is discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior, along with Ricki Lake.
1837 - Humpty Dumpty trades in a brick wall for something a lot more stable.
1839 - Mister Angry Waters throw a lot of bricks in The Wall again and again.
1917 - All in all, Roger Waters puts another fuckin' brick in The Wall.
1923 - The Wailing Wall collapses after major flooding caused by millions of pilgrims.
1930 - Wall Street crashes due to mortar stocks going through the roof.
1989 - The Berlin Wall breaks up after discovering its cover version of Canadian Idiot is not popular in America.
1997 - Prof. M. Brick invents the 'new' brick wall to commemorate the 299th anniversary of the brick.
1999 - WLCP's Another Brick in the Eye reaches number 72 in the Billboard Charts.
2007 - The first iPhone is bricked, causing Steve Jobs to cackle maniacally.

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