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Today's featured article – Woolly mammoth

Woolly mammoth (a species of the genus Mammuthus) was a large shaggy beast that is a bit woollier than the Not-so-woolly Mammoth, and much woollier than the less common, Bald Mammoth, otherwise known as African and Indian elephants.

These large mammals were known, from stamp indentations on their passports, to have lived all over the northern most parts of the world, rarely leaving their home territory; however they were thought to migrate south, at least once a year, for Mardi Gras. Further evidence suggests that they preferred to travel in small caravans, two to each mid-sized sedan in order to expedite their migration via the carpool lane. (more...)

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Previously featured article – Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo is a nonexistent city in southwestern Michigan. The state government, knowing it didn't have enough goofy-sounding towns like Kalkaska, invented Kalamazoo just to amuse people stuck in more conventionally named places like Detroit or Paw Paw. And even if it existed, there would be no zoo in Kalamazoo. A small Nature Interpretive Center, perhaps. (more...)

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... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
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c.10,000 BCE - Hunters inadvertently wipe out the mastodons while trying to exterminate furries, who are able to survive by hiding out in hotels and convention centers.
1009 BCE - First recorded case of anime-character-fangirlism.
341 BCE - Aristotle invents the first submarine after intending it to be the first flying machine.
1095 - Pope Urban II launches the First Crusade, thus starting the Indiana Jones film franchise.
1896 - Also sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss is performed for the first time. It would attract the notice of monoliths from outer space as the volume was really loud despite being played on kazoos and harmonicas.
1917 - "Buffalo Bob" Smith is born with his younger brother "Howdy" Doody Smith being born the same day 30 years later.
1969 - Astronaut Alan Bean "acts out" on the Moon, destroying a camera by pointing it at the Sun, vandalizing the Surveyor 3 spacecraft and somehow manages to break two large craters.
1970 - Astronaut moms force NASA to send Apollo 13 to clean up the messes the previous moon landings have made. With an accident forcing the mission's return, the crew seriously considers not returning to avoid the wrath of their mothers.
1971 - Russia's Mars 2 spacecraft releases a landing module that crashes on the surface of the Red Planet, igniting a race with the US in a Make-a-Crater competition.
1994 - Counterfeit Beanie Baby toys flood the market as do counterfeit Alan Beans.
2015 - Russia belatedly lands cosmonauts on the Moon. They find it barren and uninhabitable but are shocked to find warm temperatures and the air breathable. They quickly realize they have landed in the garbage dump in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo, where they are stripped of their valuables and locked in a fetid jail. Just like home.

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