Queue
“Oi bruv! You'se cu-in tha queue! Back o'de line, mate!”
A queue (/kjuː/; French pronunciation: sors de mon chemin, stupide foreigner) is a lot like Q, only harder to spell.
History[edit]
Queue came to be in an early form of ancient Simlish, known as Queoppa (Ϙυευε), probably to represent the concept of a common struggle of correct grammar, according to half of a source. Later, as a result of the infamous Greek 90 Degree Letter Rotation™, it was subsequently rotated 45 degrees, conflictingly. When the United Kingdomians discovered the word, they adopted it as their own and burned all traces of the previous origins. The word used to make sense before they decided to ruin the grammar and call it Queue. Reassuringly, our founding fathers stated that they would get rid of all of our nasty weird British spellings like "Colour" or "Crisps", but the word Queue was too hard to spell that after 5 years of trying to penalize it in the Constitution, they gave up. Luckily, due to modern technology such as Red Squiggly Line Underneath the Words™, I can finally spell Queue correctly!
Related sports[edit]
As a result of the concept of Queue, in Ancient Rome, Queueing was created. Queueing is a class-based sport created in Britian. Every 500 years, the Queueing masters come together to form the International Queueing Competition Committee, but before the athletes even make it to their destination of the Queuesville Bank in Queuesville, Queueshire, England, the winner is decided by who could wait in the airport's TSA queue the longest.
Etymology[edit]
Queue has been the hardest word to spell since the early 1980s. 99.99% of Americans who attend spelling bees spell Queue wrong, whereas the 0.01% are English Spies. None of the world's countries have been able to produce a single person who can spell Queue correctly. Most pheneticists have to inject themselves with blood from the people of England to be able to spell this word, as it's often too complicated for them unless they do the blood transfusion. Because of this, the British Parliament had formally declared war on the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Specific queues[edit]
Queue for the lying-in-state of Queen Badass the Second, contemporarily referred to as "The Queue"
Other uses[edit]
- Queue (Cars), Multiple cars rear-ending each other to the point where it resembles a Queue.
- Queue (Typo), a common mistake British people make when spelling Cue.