UnNews:DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia
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3 March 2025
WIKIA CITY, California -- U.S. President Donald Trump's Department Of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has turned its attention to reviewing Uncyclopedia.
Senior Editors were startled to encounter DOGE chief Elon Musk in the Executive Suite, accompanied by several of his madcap youth prodigies such as "Big Balls".[1] As they have done to the U.S. Government, department-by-department, their first demand was that all Uncyclopedians report by email on five things each has accomplished in the past week.
The DOGE team is likely to go away angry, as all Uncyclopedians work from home, most operate under false names, most report never seeing crucial emails, and none commit to do even two things in any typical week. The only egregiously productive member is Abuse Filter 25, who would not comment for this article.
Musk is predicted to propose a drastic funding cut to Uncyclopedia and, as that would be imperceptible, a total shutdown of the world's most authoritative encyclopedia, as he has already ordered for the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Board and threatened for the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
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