Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize

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Foolitzer Prize

This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month. Winner becomes a KUN.

Eligibility Requirements[edit]

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered member.
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least three "full" UnNews articles.

Whom should I nominate?[edit]

Nominate the member who has written UnNews articles in a most highly convincing and misinformative manner.

Nominations and Voting Process[edit]

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Remember to add {{VoteFPrize}} to their user page. How else can they keep up with the news?

Vote Or Die!![edit]

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Winners must pass a minimal vote of +5 votes in favor in order to be declared a winner. (This rule holds for all votes Uncyclopedia-wide).

Not a nom will not be considered as a nomination from now on and will be removed from the list. Nom and vote for people you believe should get the prize and not for group hug purposes, we have talk pages for that.

Past Winners[edit]

Wild WeaselComposure1 (2) • Hawthorn PeeblesOliproCScottMordilloAyatollah GurkhmeiniArmandoTshellProcopiusDanny HimselfDavid GerardPF4Eva (2) • BraydieElectrified mocha chinchillaModusoperandiHrodulfPottsmThe ThinkerWeebils (2) • The UnIdiotTHETheLedBalloonPrettiestprettyThekillerfroggySonic80CajekMrmonkey72HyperboleB0nafideforgothispasswordDogsheadRabbiTechno (2) • Cap'n BenNot A Good Username360GerrycheeversRAHBImNotASunbeamClemens177AcroloAn Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (2) • Zim ulator (2) • SmugglerGlobalTourniquetSPIKE (3) • Funnybony (5) • RomartusFishalishalishUsername18Kip the DipTheHumbucker (2) • Black flamingo11Aleister (2) • ChiefjusticeDSBizzeebeeverMatt lobsterLeoispotterUncle JMattsnowTritefantasticGleepPuppyOnTheRadioLeverageMnbvcxzScottPatEStop

See here for full details.

Spring 2016 nominations[edit]

Spike (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 21:13, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Our prolific editor-in-chief!  EStop Press here for Room Service 08:56, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Have not gotten one of these since 2010. I will cherish it, then we can close out the contest and reopen for someone who might need some motivation. Spıke 🎙️23:41 11-Apr-16
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Somewhat belated. Perhaps we can suspend this after this award. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:29, September 4, 2018 (UTC)

Jan-Feb 2022[edit]

Does somebody want to nominate me?.... Please? OnePunch Talk to me 06:13, 9 February 2022 (UTC)

Spring 2022 nominations[edit]

OnePunch (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. The UnNews readers who have noticed a startling number of articles about Australia, and about the rock band Weezer, which don't quite follow The Rules, have this guy to thank. Romartus asked us to suspend the award after the Spring 2016 round; we not only did so, but forgot about it entirely, until nominee typed a new section, just below the line that read, NOTHING BELOW THIS LINE, and everyone remembered how we hate newbies begging to receive awards. But it's four months later and he hasn't pestered anyone, so give it to him. He deserves to be in Past Winners for his work, and the only way to do that is to let him spend some time in Present Winners. Spıke 🎙️01:09 16-May-22
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Self-vote. Who doesn't love Australia and Weezer? Besides from Aussies and Weezer fans, of course. Thanks for the nom, except you do know it's Autumn here (then again Weezer did give us SZNZ: Spring instead of the proper corresponding seasonal album too). Also on the "NOTHING BELOW THIS LINE" thing, it ends with "NOTHING ABOVE THIS LINE", so I just thought it meant don't edit the previous section but you can add one below — my bad. OnePunch Talk to me 01:25, 16-May-22
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For.. One for the Sheilas. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:52, 28 May 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sog1970 (talk) 11:56, 28 May 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For.--OculusWild (talk) 19:31, 28 May 2022 (UTC)