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ScottPat is a British Uncyclopedian.
ScottPat is a regular writer of articles and occasionally UnNews articles. In April 2013, ScottPat took on the role of Chief Editor of UnSignpost, the site's internal news area, although he has since retired from that role. He helped to re-start VFP in March 2014.
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Articles I Have Written
List or choice articles
Quotes that will help you get through life (from my articles)
“To think outside the box is to realise the box is too small for you to put everything in.”
“Before Alamein we never won a bloody thing. Well apart from the battle of the River Plate, the Madagascan War, sinking the Bismark, the Battle of Britain and the attack on Mers Al Kebir. After Alamein we never had a defeat, apart from Operation Epsom, Antwerp, the Burmese Campaign...forget it I'll write a shorter speech.”
“I am going to name a Russian city after me. From now on Kiev shall be called Putingrad.”
“It will be soon!”
“You'll no be King of Scotland, if not King of Aberdeen”
“All words are equal. But some are more equal than others.”
“There's a King of Scotland? I didn't know there were Kings of continents.”
“Why do they call it the English language if it was invented in America?”
“Panzer Division is easy - just cut panzer in half with chain saw”
“We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Western Australia, we shall fight on the Great Barrier Reef and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength on Aires Rock, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the desert, we shall fight on the Emu nesting grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving to the evil Emu cause, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Australian Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, all the bloody Emus will die.”
“How the hell did those Canadians invade. There's a sea between Canadia and America.”
“I told you Iraq had secret weapons of mass destruction.”
“Well, Iraq's still basically part of Britain.”
“Stage Manager: This is the graveyard in the Mormon cemetary on Bunker's hill. We got ancient graves here, going right back to the fifteenth Century. Up there's the Patriots' graves of 1776. They're coated with gold and topped with a giant cross. A few loyalist bodies were found kicking around the bottom of that ditch down there. So we dug 'em up and gave 'em a proper burial - in the Catholic graveyard. Hahahaha. Made us boys laugh for weeks.”
“George Gibbs: But you don't actual believe in this whole marriage affair, do you Mr. Webb?
Mr. Webb: Well to be honest with you George I do but you see in our Jedi way we believe that marriage is the interconnection of two masters to produce a suitable padiwan so that one day we must find the chosen one.
Speaking from the Mormon point of view, Mr. Webb if you don't mind, I always say it ain't natural to go through life bein' lonely. People are born to go through life four by four, or is it six by six?”
“If we were to take the number of every piece of sand on every beach on Earth and multiply it by the number of every star in every galaxy in every cluster in every super cluster of our universe, then that number. That golden ratio of numbers would not be enough to equal the probability that this theory is correct.”
“Oh, my name, oh, is Gordon, oh, Brown. I am stepping, oh, in after Tony, oh, Blair to become the new, oh, Labour leader, oh, and primeminister despite the, oh, fact that no one voted for me.”
Quotes I have Edited
The bit I added is in bold.
Catch - safety net. (Get it!)
“You wouldn't catch me on that death trap - the safety net's too small.”
Articles I Recommend
I am on the Spanish version of Uncyclopedia, Inciclopedia, however despite an original entusiastic motive to practice Spanish I never check it and have written barely anything. You can find me here: Usuario:ScottPat.
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