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September 2021

My trap door is always open. Active since December 2008.

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Notes for New Arrivals (Noobs)

How VFH really works.

If I see an article I like, I will leave an encouraging comment. My best advice for noobs is to sit tight and don't get depressed if your first effort doesn't receive universal praise. Also, see if there are other articles on the site that are in need of rewriting (there will be a tag) , a clean bit of editing or just a general move from incoherence to a status where it is readable and makes enough sense. Above all, stay calm and talk to other people here in the same way you would in real life. If you really want to go and have a rant, there are other places where that attitude is positively welcomed. And if you get a ban, serve your time and then come back and see what it was all about. Remember, admins tend to treat all new comers to this site as potential vandals so it is best to create the best impression to avoid that label. And if you do muck up unintentionally and get a ban, create an account on illogicpedia and serve your time doing something useful there.

Big Hands For the Little Guy.

If your writing muse pops out for a coffee and doesn't come back straight away, I suggest all writers to look around and offer ideas/suggestions to other people who are scribbling away on their computers. From my experience, another voice thrown in can make all the difference and produce a classic...or a dud.

See also this link - which is applicable here too. This link offers guidance as regards how this website is organised when it comes to behavior between users here. Uncyclopedia:Ban Policy.


  1. Articles I Can Remember Working On

Finished-Featured Works

Finished Reworks

Providing Additional Material

At least articles where my additions were welcomed and made it to the 'final cut'. All featured.

Articles I have come across in need of urgent work

In My Head

2nd Front Page

Useful Shortcuts


History of Uncyclopedia Drama as told via forums

Spoon and Fork Lexicon

  • Achilles in the Tent. <insert name here> who withdraws from active participation but is still around, popping up now and again.
  • Advanced Toilet Humour (A.T.H.). An encyclopedia that has ambitions to move off the cubicle seat. Compare to a Crap Compendium.
  • Advocacy. Windows is crap and you're a shithead if you don't find that statement funny. VFH please.
  • Alesterical. Over reaction to the deletion an article and the belief it spells DOOM for All Ye Contributors. (Expression coined by Leverage)
  • Aleisterism. The art of staying friends with everyone and making sure your articles appear everywhere. Verb 'To Do An Aleister'. See Aleister in Chains
  • Analogre (UK and USA). Someone who pre-dates the Internet age when people had to use pen and paper to send messages.
  • Bell-End Vandal edits/blanking. A bell-ender - a user/IP who likes to crap over a wiki. See also Dickensian.
  • Crap Compendium. A collection of articles that start and end with bowel movements. That's it. See also Excremental, My dear Watson.
  • Dickensian. Penis obsessed contributor. Related to dickery/dick but with a top hat, frock coat and a lot of fog.
  • Drag Queen Editor. Like a Drama Queen Editor but more of a camper van about it at the same time.
  • Drama Magnet(s) -A supposed issue that creates more heat than light and try to involve others in their irrelevant battles. Can be used about a subject or user.
  • Drama Queen Editor. Pick a topic, any subject and create a forum. And then....ACTION!
  • Drama Stoker. Someone who returns the same subject again and again. Akin to Trollin' but much more specific.
  • Excremental, My dear Watson. The U-Bend misadventures of Shit Sherlock and Doctor Diarrhoea.
  • Evil Empire. Wikia.
  • Fan Flicker/Slappy Squirreler . Someone who wants to convert a wiki site into a personal fandom. See Crablogger's talk page.
  • Filial Pietist. A Contributor who batters others into voting submission to get his or her article featured. See Filial Piety.
  • Fly Tip Edit(s). Adding crap to an already smelly article.
  • Fork. The 'Free Uncyclopedia' or FUNC. Also Forkist.
  • General Dickery. One up from Dickery. Doing something that will get your ass banned pronto. Also a Confederate General in the American Civil War.
  • Forum Fulminator. A user who takes the opportunity to denounce all and sundry involved in the wiki. See also Drama Stoker.
  • Gresham's Law. Related to the classic humoronic simian theory by Thomas Gresham which states "When a website overvalues one type of monkey and undervalues another, the undervalued monkey will leave the country or disappear from circulation into hoards, while the overvalued monkey will flood into circulation" . When related to a website, it is when articles like I maed a yucky doody become the standard of featured articles and therefore drive out others who want to write about more challenging subjects. Can be summed up as 'Bad Comedy Drives Out the Good'.
  • IRC. Incoherent Raspberry Claque.
  • Junior Uncyclopedia. Attempting to feature an article like this. See also Short Trousers
  • Listicator. A writer addicted to lists. Where three exist, thirty will soon follow. Also Listicles - articles covered in crud.
  • Navalist. Contributor who wants to write only about sea-related articles.
  • Navelism. Excessive references to this website in articles. Also Bellybuttonery.
  • Navelism by Proxy. Excessively promoting the supposed merits of your articles on another site with the help of a lot of links.
  • Navelist. Contributor who drops in-site mentions for no good literary or humourous reason.
  • Randumbo. Random+Dumb+O. Article put together without rhyme, reason or alcohol.
  • Schism. When people fall out over the definition of humour, humor, penis and tits. See Council of Nicaea.
  • Short Trousers. Alternative 'Short Pants'. A contributor (anon or registered) or an admin who behaves in a manner that suggests they have wandered out of the kindergarten. Also Short Trousered article - a product of said contributor.
  • SpikeOPedia. Spoon.
  • Spoon. The 'Wikia Uncyclopedia' or WUNC. Also Spooner.
  • Sysop Syphilis. Not medically proven but often ardently wished for by non-admins.
  • Valley of the Trolls. A website where all standard values of behavior are reversed in the name of 'Lulz'. Also Troll Island.
  • Truth Jesuit. A contributor who imagines other people care about what he/she says in a forum or when voting.
  • Thespianonics. Drama addicts. See Drama Queens.
  • Treehouse. Fork.
  • Troll Island. Can be a wiki or an IRC channel or both.
  • Wiki Transvestite. See Aleister.
  • Wikia Man. (The) Wikia Man. Jim Wales.

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