Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year

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The Uncoveted Useless Gobshite of the Year badge

Yes folks, its the award which no one wants unless they are deranged or attention whores of the worst order. This award is just like Useless Gobshite of the Month, only twelve, yes twelve, times as potent. The winner will receive a complimentary yeast infection!

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered "member".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

  • "Looked at" extremely funny
  • Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed to death
  • Banned for no good reason
  • Huffed even more mercilessly
  • The chance to add the prefix "MegaPleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
  • A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTY}}


Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTY}} to the nominee's user space.

Past Wieners

2007 NXWave (forever and always) • 2008 Wikia2009 Dr. Skullthumper2010 this schmuck & that shmendrik2011 Dirty Faggot Who Won By Cheating & Some Asshole Who Cheated Even More

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

"Nominations" for 2013

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: ∞
  • Nom + Admin Votes Count As Double. Who the fuck does this JERK think he is??? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:01, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • Users votes count as triple. Zombiebaron is such a zombiebaron. Pfff! What a fu*king zombiebaron. --ShabiDOO 18:26, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • For And votes by users whose names are in all caps count quadruple. -RAHB 00:42, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
  • For Users get votes based on the number of explosions in their sig. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:34, Monday 04 February 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He is scary. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:15, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.j If he was any more scarier he'd be like a voodoo doll or something. Aleister 10-9-'13