Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year
Yes folks, its the award which no one wants unless they are deranged or attention whores of the worst order. This award is just like Useless Gobshite of the Month, only twelve, yes twelve, times as potent. The winner will receive a complimentary yeast infection!
Eligibility Requirements
To be nominated, you must:
- Be a registered "member".
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.
Fabulous Prizes
Winners will get:
- "Looked at" extremely funny
- Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed to death
- Banned for no good reason
- Huffed even more mercilessly
- The chance to add the prefix "MegaPleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
- A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTY}}
NOMINATE!!!
Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
Also add {{VoteGOTY}} to the nominee's user space.
Past Wieners
2007 NXWave (forever and always) • 2008 Wikia • 2009 Dr. Skullthumper • 2010 this schmuck & that shmendrik • 2011 Dirty Faggot Who Won By Cheating & Some Asshole Who Cheated Even More
For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here
"Nominations" for 2013
Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom + For He really deserves it this year. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
00:07, January 1, 2013 (UTC) - He really earned it this time --
TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 
09:54, January 1, 2013 (UTC) 
Definitely! The first thing he did in 5 months was block me for no reason. :| Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 19:16, January 2, 2013 (UTC)- For. Idles on #uncyclopedia, and never says anything. Says he wants to observe the split or something. Also, he's a faggot according to UncycBot. -- 20:33, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom + Admin Votes Count As Double. Who the fuck does this JERK think he is??? -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 03:01, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
- Users votes count as triple. Zombiebaron is such a zombiebaron. Pfff! What a fu*king zombiebaron. --ShabiDOO 18:26, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
- For And votes by users whose names are in all caps count quadruple. -RAHB 00:42, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
- For Users get votes based on the number of explosions in their sig.
- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at05:34, Monday 04 February 2013 - - For. He is scary. -- 20:15, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
- For.j If he was any more scarier he'd be like a voodoo doll or something. Aleister 10-9-'13
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