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2 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

VFH contents

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Kashmir (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 16 June 2022sm=d Romartus
1. UnPoetia:The Catwoman in the Hat (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 2 June 2022sm=d Romartus
2. UnNews:Bad karaoke costs boys their vocal cords (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 15 May 2022sm=d Romartus
3. Concision (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2022sm=d Romartus
4. Stephen Breyer (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 15 April 2022sm=d Romartus
5. Ruthenium (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 1 April 2022sm=d Romartus
6. Mankini Atoll (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 15 March 2022sm=d Romartus
7. 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 1 March 2022sm=d Romartus
8. Ghislaine Maxwell (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 18 February 2022sm=d Romartus
9. Lactose (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 2 February 2022sm=d Romartus
10. UnNews:North Korean celebrations don't go as planned (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2022sm=d Romartus
11. Kentucky (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 30 December 2021sm=d Romartus
12. Father Ted (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 14 December 2021sm=d Romartus
13. UnNews:King of Canada slams "pointless" vote (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 29 November 2021sm=d Romartus
14. Flint, Michigan (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 8 November 2021sm=d Romartus
15. Aragorn (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 20 October 2021sm=d Romartus
16. International Alphabet Magnet Day (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 3 October 2021sm=d Romartus
17. Pandemics (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 13 September 2021sm=d Romartus
18. Possum Trot (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 26 August 2021sm=d Romartus
19. Barf (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 9 August 2021sm=d Romartus
20. Americium (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 July 2021sm=d Romartus
21. Swan song (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 7 July 2021sm=d Romartus
22. Half-hedgehoglessness (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 22 June 2021sm=d Romartus Half a Hedgehog better than none at all.
23. Pepé Le Pew (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 7 June 2021sm=d Dark Web, White Hat
24. New Panama Canal (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 21 May 2021sm=d Romartus
25. HowTo:Host a Boston Tea Party (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 May 2021sm=d Romartus
26. Online schooling (nomination page) 3.5 ( 3.5 / 0 )sm=n 23 April 2021sm=d Romartus
27. Super Mario Odyssey (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 9 April 2021sm=d Romartus
28. Ladybird Books (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 22 March 2021sm=d Romartus
29. Potato (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 12 March 2021sm=d Romartus
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Chandigarh

Score: 1 edicts

Nominated by:

Spıke 🎙️12:32 16-Jun-22 12:32, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

For: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. While we're doing Indian state capitals. Spıke 🎙️12:32 16-Jun-22
Against: 0
Comments:

HowTo:Stage a home invasion

Score: 3 Machiavellian megalomaniac

Nominated by:

Sog1970 (talk) 11:35, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

For: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Shameless self-nom but I like it Sog1970 (talk) 11:35, 22 May 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. OnePunch Talk to me 03:16, 29-May-22
  3. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:56, 15 June 2022 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:
  • I know I already did Ruthenium in the "voice" of Putin but it seemed appropriate Sog1970 (talk) 11:35, 22 May 2022 (UTC)
  • Boris Badenov's last article, Ruthenium, was playful and fun. When you work through the foreign accent and allegory here, it's pretty close to advocacy. Spıke 🎙️12:35 22-May-22
I’d imagined that the intended irony would be obvious - I tried to lay it on with a trowel. And hardly advocacy when he loses most of his army, navy, alienates the entire neighbourhood, destroys “next door” and only gets to occupy the knackered kitchen and steal some tomatoes. Sog1970 (talk) 13:03, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

Bognor Regis

Score: 2 bog rolls

Nominated by:

Spıke 🎙️18:08 7-May-22 18:08, 7 May 2022 (UTC)

For: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. The story of the resort on England's south coast and its love-hate relationship with King George V (they loved him, he hated them). Spıke 🎙️18:08 7-May-22
  2. For. Bugger Bognor. It is a bland place. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:18, 8 May 2022 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:

HowTo:Assassinate John Lennon

Score: 2 hollow-point bullets

Nominated by:

OnePunch Talk to me 00:42, 27-Feb-22

For: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. Those that know a lot about that night will understand most of the jokes in here. Even for a casual Beatles fan, there are also a few jokes in there for them. The ending, in which it is revealed that this HowTo article is the reason why Lennon was shot, is the icing on the proverbial cake. OnePunch Talk to me 00:42, 27-Feb-22
  2. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:35, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:

Pandemics

Score: 2 waves of wracking pain

Nominated by:

Romartus

For: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:31, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Hear hear! cough cough Spıke 🎙️00:44 2-Sep-21
Against: 0
Comments:

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