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VFH status:
2 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

VFH contents

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Kalamazoo, Michigan (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 15 October 2024sm=d Spike
1. John Mahama (nomination page) 2.5 ( 2.5 / 0 )sm=n 30 April 2025sm=d Romartus
2. HowTo:Become a Pope (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2025sm=d Romartus
3. Norse Korea (nomination page) 1 ( 1 / 0 )sm=n 20 February 2025sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr
4. Mark Levin (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 10 January 2025sm=d Romartus
5. Bunsen burner (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 13 December 2024sm=d Spike
6. Woolly mammoth (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 16 November 2024sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr
7. Kristi Noem (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 7 September 2024sm=d Romartus
8. Calcium (nomination page) 1 ( 1 / 0 )sm=n 12 August 2024sm=d Romartus
9. Mike Johnson (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 19 July 2024sm=d Romartus
10. Henry Kissinger (nomination page) 3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n 4 June 2024sm=d Romartus
11. Rastadon (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 5 May 2024sm=d Romartus
12. The Addams Family (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 April 2024sm=d Romartus
13. Finnish sauna (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 4 March 2024sm=d Romartus
14. The B-52s (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 2 February 2024sm=d Romartus
15. UnNews:I had a birthday and you need to know it (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 1 January 2024sm=d Romartus
16. Mike Pence (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 3 December 2023sm=d Romartus
17. Ahsoka (TV series) (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 1 November 2023sm=d Romartus
18. Dolly Parton (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 2 October 2023sm=d Romartus
19. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 September 2023sm=d Romartus
20. List of Star Wars films (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 16 August 2023sm=d Romartus
21. Gwyneth Paltrow (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 20 July 2023sm=d Romartus
22. Drake (musician) (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 9 June 2023sm=d Romartus
23. Cordial (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 17 May 2023sm=d Romartus
24. House of Antigonus (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2023sm=d Romartus
25. Windsor Castle (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 15 April 2023sm=d Romartus
26. ChatGPT (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 1 April 2023sm=d Romartus
27. SZNZ: Winter (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 12 March 2023sm=d Romartus
28. Haka (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 21 February 2023sm=d Romartus
29. DEFCON (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2023sm=d Spike
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Chess pieces

Vote

Score: 2 pinheads

Nominated by:

Spıke 🎙️16:10 7-May-25 16:10, 7 May 2025 (UTC)
For: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. Emerging masterpiece by Romartus. Accessible without knowledge of Byzantine history. Wank-jokes re: bishops recur too often for me, but it's his call. Whenever he says it's ready. Spıke 🎙️16:10 7-May-25
  2. For. Actually the main body of the article is by Soggy. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:24, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
    That must be the source of the wank jokes. Spıke 🎙️00:43 8-May-25
    Not all! Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:48, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:
  • Newbies, note: Author avoids the fact that we already have an article on chess by having this one be "about" something slightly different. Spıke 🎙️16:10 7-May-25

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