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I know I already did Ruthenium in the "voice" of Putin but it seemed appropriate Sog1970 (talk) 11:35, 22 May 2022 (UTC)
Boris Badenov's last article, Ruthenium, was playful and fun. When you work through the foreign accent and allegory here, it's pretty close to advocacy. Spıke🎙️12:35 22-May-22
I’d imagined that the intended irony would be obvious - I tried to lay it on with a trowel. And hardly advocacy when he loses most of his army, navy, alienates the entire neighbourhood, destroys “next door” and only gets to occupy the knackered kitchen and steal some tomatoes. Sog1970 (talk) 13:03, 22 May 2022 (UTC)
Self-nom and For. Those that know a lot about that night will understand most of the jokes in here. Even for a casual Beatles fan, there are also a few jokes in there for them. The ending, in which it is revealed that this HowTo article is the reason why Lennon was shot, is the icing on the proverbial cake. OnePunch 00:42, 27-Feb-22