Uncyclopedia:VFH/archive13

Saint Frankenstein's Day

Vote: Saint Frankenstein's Day	Score: 17 humorous brain-shaped hats
Nomination:	Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 17	Featured —rc (t) 05:31, 7 June 2007 (UTC) Self nom & For A brilliant idea by El Zoof, expanded and rewritten by yrs. truly --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:43, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Approved. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 02:45, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. Well, what the hell did you expect? I merely laid the corpse out on the slab, it was Cap'n Ben who attached the electrodes and sent it lumbering towards the Village People. --El Zoof 05:44, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For It should be featured without a doubt. Kip the Dip 12:56, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Oh my god, this is brilliant. For. --Emmzee 13:28, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Dig very good stuff --THINKER 18:19, 17 May 2007 (UTC) EAT THAT! - I would say yes. The Oblong Lobster 22:27, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. Devilishly brilliant. Near-perfect comedy. YouFang 01:05, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 13:11, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For The White House Brain Roll sealed the deal. Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:17, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For. ~ 13:05, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Feb 14. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 18:18, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For Don alun 11:01, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For Took me too long to get to this baby.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For Two thumbs up...well ok one used to be a toe, but you get the idea ;) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:58, 02 June 2007 For. I liked this when it was on Pee, and I still like it a lot. ----OEJ 00:01, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:45, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	not --Steve Johnsenson 05:15, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:36, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I was going to nominate it myself around Valentine's Day, but if y'all think it's ready now, okay. Kip the Dip 12:56, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Would be perfect for Valentine's Day. But that's a while off.The Oblong Lobster 22:45, 17 May 2007 (UTC) I had originally intended it to be released before Valentine's Day in the hope that it got picked up as front-page material for that day... but then I got stuck and ran away and hid from the article. Thanks once again to Cap'n Ben for rescuing it. --El Zoof 21:20, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Maybe the admins should put this article on hold after the vote and then feature it on Valentine's Frankenstein's Day? Kip the Dip 02:23, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Anime

Vote: Anime	Score: 18 animo acids
Nomination:	Love this re-write--<<>> 22:16, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 25	Featured —rc (t) 04:17, 6 June 2007 (UTC) Nom+for. Oh comon, even you have to admit this take on anime led to some great chemsisty.--<<>> 22:16, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For Very nice <insert obligatory Borat joke here>-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Strong For, even though it's just begging to be IP raped. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:55, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Self-for. I've been working on this on and off for almost two months now, and I'm flattered to see that it was nominated so quickly! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 04:06, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For. All praises to anime, although I got the feeling the idea was somehow stolen from me... --The Dit 07:35, 20 May 2007 (UTC) -- 20:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For. Very clever. --Andorin Kato 20:56, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:00, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For I've seen the article before, and trust me, this is a vast improvement. I think it should get a full protect after (if) is gets to the front page though. Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 15:43, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:47, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 20:24, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For cool. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:55, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Very for, especially with the choice of chemical formula. --Imber 18:20, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Very Strong For. This is an amazing improvement over the original article. Finally, one that doesn't say anime fans are [insert insult here]. That in itself deserves a feature, if even just to keep it that way. I really do like the chemistry, though, very original! -- TheSlyFox 00:46, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For. Nice work chaps. His Grace, the Duke 11:37, May 24 2007 (BST) every time this article has come back from being nuked it has sucked. this is an exception, in fact, it is very good, so for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:49, 26 May 2007 (UTC) Yes sir, thank you sir. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC) Very For: Funny, irreverent, goes in a direction you don't expect it to, and isn't either "omg anime r00lz u all" or "omg anime sux0rz u suk". The sort of thing you could confuse with a "real" article for a few minutes. Excellent indeed. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 00:42, 27 May 2007 (UTC) For Brilliant idea! Ethereal 10:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Strong For - Nice!--Gaberou 15:59, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For Love the concept, and I especially love the thought of all the little anime fanboys clicking this link from the front page and getting all het up about it. >:D ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:15, 02 June 2007 For Cripes! An anime article that a) Is actually really funny, b) Is actually clever and not just a parody of the anime, and c) Isn't necessarily hated by everyone who hates anime. This is truly quite a monumental event! Although this page does still need protection. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Feebas factor (talk • contribs) diff Strong For Very funny and very clever. It's writen in a proper scientific style, yet the content itself is ridiculous. That is precisely how an Uncyclopedia article should be done. TheMothAssassin 1:30, 4 June 2007 (UTC) For - Actually didn't quite score enough on my laughometer for this vote, but is so well written and clever that a few chuckles will do. -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 16:16, 5 June 2007 (UTC) For No specific reason, what you want to fight about it? Also a sorta-self vote cause I added some crappy pictures. Railcgun 19:56, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Excrement-I tasted bile in the back of my throat --Steve Johnsenson 05:15, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:35, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Against --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:28, 20 May 2007 (UTC) -~ 12:54, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Against per UF in the Pee Review: Excellent concept, could be funnier (still). --THINKER 18:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Halfhearted Against. Not good, but not terrible. Just boring. --Emmzee 01:25, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Against Sorry, this is well written but I just don't get the overall point. The Oblong Lobster 14:40, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Against. Overall quite bland. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sorry--Leoispotter
Comments	@Jedravent: Is that supposed to be ironic, or is it a mistake? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:32, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Mistake. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 16:59, 20 May 2007 (UTC) I agree with the person above that this article definitely needs a full protect. -- TheSlyFox 00:46, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Needs a full protect. Maybe even if it doesn't make it to the front page. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 00:42, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Sperm: A Chronicle moved to Sperm

Vote: Sperm: A Chronicle	Score: 18.5 blobs of Sponk
Nomination:	Olipro
For Votes: 18.5	Featured —rc (t) 06:08, 5 June 2007 (UTC) Nom & For - Made me laugh, definitely a quality article... not to mention the highly unique writing style -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Yes, please. --General Insineratehymn 02:35, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For - Blah blah blah - It's gneomI 02:39, 19 May 2007 (UTC) --L 07:19, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Definitely worth it! Very funny. --JewBoy 14:44, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 15:06, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For- Ihave to admit I was afraid I wans't going to like it, but who can dislike quality sperm jokes?--Gaberou 20:46, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Very nice -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:49, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Yes - Made me spunk! The Oblong Lobster 17:52, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Why didn't i vote for on this before? I mean i read it, then forgot to vote. --Emmzee 23:18, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Fro --THE 20:21, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For -- 131.170.90.2 01:52, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For. Remembers me of the last chapter of "Everything you blahblah about sex blahblah afraid to ask". -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 20:02, 25 May 2007 (UTC) A spunky attempt at a subject matter that could be a real handful. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 22:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For —Braydie 21:30, 28 May 2007 (UTC) Yep. Funny stuff. Slightly disturbing with the pictures, but funny.--Mr.Vib 13:22, 30 May 2007 (UTC) Change o' Heart What was I thinking?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For Well, I proofread it, I should know ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:00, 02 June 2007 For Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)
Against Votes: 0	Snore--Steve Johnsenson 05:15, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:35, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Sorry But this one doesn't do it for me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:10, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I decided to be italic, and transformed the Sperm article into this. --L 07:16, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Dictation

Vote: Dictation	Score: 18 dictating dictators
Nomination:	<<>> 14:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 18	Featured —rc (t) 05:23, 4 June 2007 (UTC) For. This is the first of a series of articles I will renomming under the new use of {{QFA}} as a second-chance for VFH. This one was um, kinda deserving (it had gotten 94% of the votes of the featured article at the time it was taken down). --<<>> 14:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For I really liked this. Funny and never gets boring. The Oblong Lobster 14:27, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Weak For - As clever as it was nothing made me laugh out loud not even the images, however it's very well written.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gaberou (talk • contribs) [1] For A funny article that never keeps you bored.• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} For I contributed to this a while ago, i'm glad to see it given another chance.--Winstanley1 17:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For I voted for last time, now I'm voting for this time.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC) "This grape isn't entirely peeled, Sally!" -- 19:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Still for. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For Jolly Good.--Dr. Fenwick 20:01, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Brilliance. I don't know what evil forces stopped this from getting featured the first time. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 21:10, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Take a message. "For." --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:21, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For Excellent. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:05, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:54, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 02:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For - Brilliant. –—Hv (talk) 3/06 14:15 YES. Definitely yes.--Mr.Vib 23:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC) Genius--Leoispotter 23:23, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	fixed Gaberou's vote--<<>> 16:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute

Vote: HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute	Score: 18 drunk hosts
Nomination:	Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)
For Votes: 20	Featured —rc (t) 04:01, 3 June 2007 (UTC) Self-nom + For Got a 48.26758 on Pee Review.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:00, 31 May 2007 (UTC) Spiteful For. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:38, 31 May 2007 (UTC) Dig Stayin' aliiii-iiii-iiiIIiiii-iiiive!! --THINKER 21:38, 31 May 2007 (UTC) F☭R 09:42, 31 May 2007 For --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:51, 31 May 2007 (UTC) For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:50, 31 May 2007 (UTC) For --Leoispotter For I panicked and rushed to put this up in time.--Gaberou 00:19, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For --Jfhvb 13:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For Very funny. --Hell0ihateyou 14:10, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} For -- 20:14, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 20:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Four!!!. User:Spatz/sig. 21:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC) For --Hrodulf 02:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For - I generally don't like HowTo's, but this is one of the best I've read. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:13, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For Eh, sure. What the hell so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Rar. --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 17:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 20:21, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	i like the concept, it's a good article, but going about vote-whoring is a good way for people to not like you. that and it didn't really make me laugh --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:44, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Meh, some good lines, but doesn't do it for me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:08, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Letter to the Isle

Vote: Letter to the Isle	Score: 18 Letters to the isle
Nomination:	Emmzee 03:15, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19	Featured —rc (t) 06:48, 2 June 2007 (UTC) N+F. --Emmzee 03:15, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For --Hrodulf 03:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For: Pure genius if you ask me. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC) Brilliant-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:45, 26 May 2007 (UTC) It's got my vote. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:53, 26 May 2007 (UTC) to be honest, articles that have had little contributions don't deserve a place here, but there's an odd exception, so for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:02, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For Rogpyvbc 05:13, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For InfiniteMonkey Dig glorious. --THINKER 17:58, 26 May 2007 (UTC) lawl LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 19:30, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For--Sirrah Shandon 23:46, 26 May 2007 (UTC) Fore! Yes! A hole in one! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 14:44, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Ya! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:05, 27 May 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 00:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC) For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:54, 30 May 2007 (UTC) FOR Utterly brilliant attack on Britain and its Britishness. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH FOR What the hell. The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN gamelan!! Class. The idea of Americans thinking they're better than us just cracks me up. --Kelpan 18:21, 31 May 2007 (UTC) Hellz yes. --Pcgamermofo 03:10, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Couldn't recommend. Reminds one of fecal pain --Steve Johnsenson 05:01, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:25, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Gee thanks. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:07, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Marginal Against. I like the idea because I could see some schmuck here doing this. This is a type of article that has needed to be on here for a while, ESPECIALLY with the heavy mix of American and British users. However, I didn't think the humor (since it's American) was consistent. The references to the Queen/Paris Hilton comparison and the dentist picture were funny, but the terms references became old after a few paragraphs. I also wish there had been more jokes along the lines of the "old people slipping in piss" one.--Mr.Vib 19:33, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

My Chemical Romance

Vote: My Chemical Romance	Score: 16 emos who didn't get the joke
Nomination:	herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!]
For Votes: 21	Featured —rc (t) 05:30, 1 June 2007 (UTC) Nominating and for. Nice rewrite by Nakedman. Notice that this article is not random at all: it's perfectly coherent with its title and draws its humor for what it doesn't deliver. Ignoring the band is a very ironic comment on its real relevance. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 19:37, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For Amen-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:31, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For Very cute. Rogpyvbc 22:17, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For So sweet, so tender, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Yeah, boy but is it going to become a tradition to take doomed articles and rewrite them with chemistry topics? Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 00:14, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For - never in a million years did I think I would vote for an emo band article. This isn't an emo band article, though, so I'll still stand by that. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For Megamanfanx7 13:48, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Ooooooo...... that is funny. For. --Andorin Kato 05:25, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. Very clever. –—Hv (talk) 24/05 20:44 For - What a totally unbiased and non self-centered vote! --Nakedman 12:38, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Forgasm. --Emmzee 13:02, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For. Just when I had given up on Uncyc, it stopped sucking and started producing stuff like this again. InfiniteMonkey For.Brilliant, even if there is really only one joke.--Imber 18:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC) for Id like to see more of this. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:51, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Holy Freaking Crap Mega-Strong For With Chocolate!!! That was awesome! (Although it does make me wonder if the whole "chemistry article" thing is becoming a fad.) </votewhoring> User:Wehpudicabok/sig 17:58, 28 May 2007 (UTC) For. Brilliant!! Takes a great idea and runs with it. Brianrein 19:57, 28 May 2007 (UTC) For Definitely front page-worthy Coxxx brilliance --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:40, 29 May 2007 (UTC) Yes Couldn't be bothered to read it before. Glad I made the effort. The Oblong Lobster 16:45, 29 May 2007 (UTC) Excellent--Leoispotter
Against Votes: 5	Nah not feelin' this one. Sorry doc. --THINKER 18:22, 24 May 2007 (UTC) No. I get the reference to the band, but it still lacks something with the night of passion. I was expecting something more with the "corosive acid" angle.--Mr.Vib 19:43, 28 May 2007 (UTC) Against I don't get the article. Really, I don't. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Guymandude (talk • contribs) strong against Not even a glimpse of humor --Steve Johnsenson 05:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:26, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Hell No --Dexter111344 02:02, 30 May 2007 (UTC) Weak against: Great idea, but could be expanded. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:02, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I was going to vote Against. Then I read the talk page & thought the talk page was more funny than the article. Then I read the article again. Maybe I'll vote For if it gets another appropriate picture or something to grab the reader a bit better.--Sir Shandon 10:00, 24 May 2007 (UTC) I tried to lighten it up a bit with a new image. Check it out. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 15:34, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Yeah, that image improved it by, like, a thousand times. --Nakedman 12:38, 25 May 2007 (UTC) I added a new, new image. InfiniteMonkey Abstain. I expected loads of reverences to Die Chymische Hochzeit Des Christiani Rosenkreutz. Now that would have made some some serious Hardcore Smartassery.--Vosnul 20:07, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

Vote: Global Cooling	Score: 16 Land-locked ports
Nomination:	Rogpyvbc 22:19, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19	Featured —rc (t) 04:55, 31 May 2007 (UTC) Self-nom and for. Good pee review, my first attempt at being featured. Rogpyvbc 22:19, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Quality article. Good work on the tense change. --Kelpan 22:53, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For Quality - This deserves featuring. Matt lobster 23:42, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:26, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:20, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Dig absolutely --THINKER 05:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Beautiful satire of a subject all too often made into crap.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:11, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For, because it eases my conscience over all those hours spent logging and then burning stuff just for the hell of it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:24, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For I like the irony. Ethereal 04:55, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For. Funny stuff. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:11, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:33, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For - It's gneomI 12:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC) Genius. --Emmzee 13:21, 16 May 2007 (UTC) For - [Insert vote whore here] --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:37, 21 May 2007 (UTC) for in school today, some idiots use the day after tomorrow as a reference for their presentation on global warming. what the fuck? the experience makes this all too funny in the saddest of ways. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 02:24, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For. But gets a bit weak near the end. goshzillacorrespondence 19:30, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For We all must do our part Megamanfanx7 13:51, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 21:21, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For. This is probably the only article on UnC about "future events" which is actually funny and not about Chuck Norris becoming a cyborg president in 3813 AD. --Nakedman 19:29, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	It's not worthy! It's not worthy! --Steve Johnsenson 05:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:41, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Against Sorry, its a decent article, but not feature worthy imo. Just didn't hit that spot... ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:19, 13 May 2007 Against Very well written, but it lacks anything really humorous. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:10, 13 May 2007 (UTC) Against I liked it, but I don't think it is feature-worthy. --Dexter111344 02:07, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Dantoller has voted against this because I nominated an article of his for deletion. I don't think his vote should count.Rogpyvbc 18:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Seeing as he essentially admitted as much in his reasoning, I agree. But that's not my place. Ask an admin.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:11, 10 May 2007 (UTC) I also agree, I am like an angry child... dantoller Thanks for changing your vote, Dantoller. But I don't think I can accept a for vote for the wrong reasons either, so I've removed your vote altogether. Rogpyvbc 17:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC) How very honorable of you. I would never have done such a thing. That's why I'm going to hell and you're not.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:42, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Folgers Crystals

Vote: Folgers Crystals	Score: 16 manly crystalline chaw-tobacco breaths
Nomination:	Rev_zim
For Votes: 16	Featured —rc (t) 05:42, 30 May 2007 (UTC) nom and for : This made me weep. It's sheer whatever it is, is whatever it is. Lovely touch, the audio as well. Sieg heil! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:12, 21 May 2007 (UTC) sDig Here's hoping it isn't only me and zim laughing. :) --THINKER 23:38, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For --THE 23:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For Humor like this only can be found in God's country.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Diabeetus -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Change of Heart. I took a second read and imagined the cowboy narrating. Needless to say, it made the difference. --Mr.Vib 00:49, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For, though it's been bugging me that a lot of really good articles have been too short lately, like this very short article. If the trend continues I may start voting "against" stuff on the grounds of being too short. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 03:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Gotta check the audio later. --So So 06:20, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For...yeah, it's different. And funny.--Sir Shandon 10:03, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. You know, I have a crush for Marlboro-ad deep USA. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 20:10, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For- With a name like Folgers it ahs to be quality.--Dr. Fenwick 22:34, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For- I'm not sure I get it, but I sure like it. InfiniteMonkey For Yay. noicely done mate -- Ker For. -- Mitch 12:21, 29 May 2007 (UTC) For That's good.........The Oblong Lobster 14:01, 29 May 2007 (UTC) F☭R 10:07, 29 May 2007
Against Votes: 0	against Do I really need to explain why? --Steve Johnsenson 05:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll, and by the way, yes you do, you fucking moron -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	This is an ad parody that was made with recording in mind; I figured that the joke would wear thin with a 7 minute recording, ya know? And while I do agree that some small articles could use expansion to heighten their funny, I think that some shorties-but-goodies are warranted (like this one; if only because I entertain myself...and the opposite is a hard pill to swallow). :) --THINKER 01:00, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Illegal aliens from outer space!

Vote: Illegal aliens from outer space!	Score: 17 music cues
Nomination:	Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:53, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 18	Featured —rc (t) 03:51, 29 May 2007 (UTC) Nom and For I haven't laughed this hard at an article in a long time. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:53, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For more social satire. Cue insidious music...Dun-dun dun! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)\ For...solid writing, lots of appropriate pics, and Tuco. How can you go wrong with poor old Tuco.--Sir Shandon 10:06, 24 May 2007 (UTC) DUN-DUN-DUN!!! Original idea, funny plot, and the pictures (not to mention the captions) top it off. This is great. --Mr.Vib 12:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. --Emmzee 13:27, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Dig Not a riot but a well written article with enough sly wit for my vote. --THINKER 18:18, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Aye ~ 21:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC) BRILLIANT This must surely be Modus's best ever. Although I say that anytime he writes just about anything. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Definite FO hilarious --THE 23:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For - I was thinking of nomming the first image on VFP, but this will do instead. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:08, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Good Stuff-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:53, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:16, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Ermi Private Gert5 UGotM 17:29, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 19:59, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Gryffon 02:22, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC) For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC) For Triple-Quadruple 17:26, 28 May 2007 (UTC) loved it!
Against Votes: 1	against Ok if you enjoy same-sexed mutual masterbation --Steve Johnsenson 05:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:28, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Against. That's just the way it is, things will never be the same -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:03, 28 May 2007 (UTC) discussion moved to here, before RC gets mad and takes away our birthdays
Comments	Abstain, I love this article with a passion, yet I also hate it with a passion for other reasons. Count this as a +/- 0 vote. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:56, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Hug? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:01, 27 May 2007 (UTC) discussion moved beyond the stars

Fat Albert

Vote: Fat Albert	Score: 17 Cosby Kids
Nomination:	Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20	Featured —rc (t) 05:02, 28 May 2007 (UTC) Nom and For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Heh. -- 20:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For Fat people make me laugh --Don alun 10:51, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For Yea! The pictures are gone!--Dr. Fenwick 20:59, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For, a wonderful slice of pie. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:52, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Dig seeing things like this make me smile. Good stuff. --THINKER 22:37, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For. Returning the favor...and I also like it. --Mr.Vib 23:22, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Self-for Wow, lots of votes. I'm glad I you guys liked it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:57, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For Very funny article! I even took the time to read it, yo! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:51, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Yes. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Hey hey hey! The article's as educational as the show. YouFang 19:13, 23 May 2007 (UTC) YES I find this most entertaining. The Oblong Lobster 19:15, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Recently saw the film, otherwise I wouldn't have the foggiest idea what this was. Nice little article... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 22:00, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Oh baby. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:47, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For bwahah. noicely done mate -- Ker For very funny, well written --Quall 22:06, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For Very good article :D --Spaz 22:49, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For...interesting and funny presentation.--Sir Shandon 23:42, 26 May 2007 WordFront page! --Hell0ihateyou 01:14, 28 May 2007 (UTC) For. Definitely a quality re-work -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:33, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Sadly Against Though it's really funny those last two images made me change my mind.--Dr. Fenwick 20:27, 21 May 2007 (UTC) This is bad, really bad--Steve Johnsenson 05:10, 27 May 2007 (UTC) Vote Discarded; blatant troll -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:34, 27 May 2007 (UTC) All around mediocre. --So So 07:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Where's the love? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:48, 25 May 2007 (UTC) utter rubbish --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:04, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up

Vote: UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up	Score: 18 million people saying "WOW"!
Nomination:	Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:42, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20	Featured--<<>> 01:10, 27 May 2007 (UTC) I've always wanted to nominate something a few minutes after it was released, and I think this fits the bill. Great idea. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:42, 16 May 2007 (UTC) sDig wow, thanks man. :) --THINKER 04:24, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Oh yeah --Kelpan 15:33, 16 May 2007 (UTC) For I saw the word Matrix and I was sure I would hate it. The Oblong Lobster 19:13, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Fror --THE 19:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Weak For Funny enough to make me say yes. Not LOL funny ever, but made me smile wider than a supermodel on acid, so yes.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) For Damn, this is a good news thingy! Funny.... Guymandude 23:28, 16 May 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:36, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For, shiny fur, strong legs and body, good teeth. Wait, I'm not at the dog show, am I? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:03, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 13:01, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For A good idea and well written says I. c doggy dawg For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:06, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For Not a riot, but a constant chuckler, well executed. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:51, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For Very insightful and well written. Not, of course, for the Jenny Craig croud (boo hoo) --Largedadjuggalo 01:56, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For. Nice job. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:51, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For Good Stuff! Don alun 10:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Whoa. --Emmzee 12:49, 22 May 2007 (UTC) See Above  Weasel 3689 03:40, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For In Soviet Russia, pill takes you!--CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 16:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For-- Foolitzer Prize Winner December 2011 head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. Helscome my userpage It's not done yet. If you don't bring me some motherfucking cognac, I kill you. Stuff I done wrote Joy Division (rewrite, with help from others) (Featured) Uncyclopedia:The MMORPG George Washington (part 1 of an upcoming series on the founding fathers) (Featured, top 3 of Nov '11) The Closet UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again (with vocals by TheLedBalloon) Competitive eating Stories I done reported on Most recent first: UnNews:Tim Tebow reveals that he is Jesus Christ during postgame press conference UnNews:Lebron James quits the NBA, founds new Lebron-centric league UnNews:Area stoner had the 'dankest' Thanksgiving, dude UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress (Featured) UnNews:Al Davis returns from the dead for the third time UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (Featured) UnNews:New NFL trend 'Vicking' draws criticism from PETA UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects (Featured) UnNews:Louisiana jails overflow after town bans saggy pants UnNews:Amy Winehouse sentenced to a month in rehab; she says, "No no no!" Stuff I done wrote but haven't finished yet User:Leoispotter/UnScripts:Under 21: A Booze Odyssey User:Leoispotter/Pitchfork Media User:Leoispotter/The Red Album Theodore Roosevelt Old stuff I done wrote, but I hates 'em Horny Awards An Undisclosed Location UnNews:Global warming hoax revealed UnNews:U.S. soldiers give AIDS infected harlots to Iraqi insurgents as a false peace offering Stuff I didn't done wrote, but I likes 'em Drunk Olympics Game of Thrones UnScripts:Grass in the Mist Red light
Against Votes: 2	Mmmmm, nah. --L 04:04, 16 May 2007 (UTC) AgainstWasn't very funny. --Freik 16:21, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Screenwriting

Vote: Screenwriting	Score: 20 hackneyed big concept pictures
Nomination:	Asahatter (annoy) 20:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20	Featured —rc (t) 05:22, 26 May 2007 (UTC) Nom & For Read and tell me you don't want to see "Oops, I did it Again" --Asahatter (annoy) 20:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For the Hollywood rendition of Hamlet. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:21, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For Back of the net! Matt lobster 22:35, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:49, 09 May 2007 For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:56, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Dig it more company in LA :) --THINKER 02:58, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For Karma-AH 08:58, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For Obviously, I think my article is brilliant beyond human comprehension. YouFang 15:25, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For because I want to vote for this movie, but the voices in my head are telling me not to.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:24, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:24, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For --Nydas 11:00, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 01:34, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:17, 16 May 2007 (UTC) For After a brief scrubbing-over. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:16, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Emmzee slowly removes his pants, and votes for.--Emmzee 13:23, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. How did I not read this until now? Articles as long as this don't often keep the laughs coming as frequently as this. Excellent effort. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:47, 21 May 2007 (UTC) For. It's a good article, well written. The formatting of one section bugged me, but I "fixed" it. --El Zoof 06:23, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For --Phantom Grammar 21:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For, good to see people still write long articles.-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:15, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 20:04, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals

Vote: Small children may...	Score: 24 ninja space pirates
Nomination:	Unedible
For Votes: 24	Featured —rc (t) 06:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Nom+for, journalism par excellence! --Unedible 14:05, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Cuz this is what it's like when worlds COLLIIIIIIDE! Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 15:58, 22 May 2007 (UTC) And yet I still have no idea what it's like when doves cry.--<<>> 18:27, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For, because it's a good article, and also because I give voting preference to UnNews. Mostly the first one, though. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:51, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For Finally, a non-topical UnNews. And it's not unfunny.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For We must crush the dreams of young children wherever and whenever they may arise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Ha ha, sweet despair. --So So 23:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Strong For. This is awesome! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 00:31, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For Genius! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Dig very nice, well written. --THINKER 01:49, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Very Nice!  Weasel 3689 03:37, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For Karma-AH 10:57, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For...wow. This has been a terrible wakeup call. I must cast my dreams of being a ninja space pirate aside.--Sir Shandon 11:56, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For And I thought there was quite a market for ninja space pirates...Megamanfanx7 14:13, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For --Uncle J 15:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For We are DOOMED! maybe... CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 16:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For Rogpyvbc 19:07, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For I think yes The Oblong Lobster 19:11, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For. I wanna be an astronaut. And a cowboy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For. I wanted to be a magician wizard genius. Alas no more. --Phantom Grammar 21:07, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For. You mean... I can't... get a job as a... *snif* WAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA! (Great work, whoever wrote this.) Swordmaster 21:14, 23 May 2007 (UTC) lfor wow. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 21:31, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Lfor Awesome!! --SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  21:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For, because it creates happiness in my brain. That Guy Huffed Me's sig does not, however. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC) I fixed. It had an umlaut. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Blandford

Vote: Blandford	Score: 17.5 cups of tea with a drop o' milk, pinkies OUT!
Nomination:	herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!]
For Votes: 17.5	Featured —rc (t) 06:20, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Nom and for. As British as Old Speckled Hen. I love that beer. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 00:00, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Dig "why just the other week my wife died, and do I sound like I care?" LOL --THINKER 00:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Seft For I Co-Wrote this with Winstanley1. I would like to thank him for making Blandford such a good page! CHEERS--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  02:46, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For Lovely! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:07, 07 May For --Winstanley1 08:46, 7 May 2007 (UTC) 2007 From the sublime to the sublimely ridiculous. --Kelpan 18:42, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:12, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 00:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC) L 06:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For Rogpyvbc 20:20, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For because it's so frivolous. Plus, that picture gets me every time.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:46, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For. Why not? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For--210.49.77.247 04:46, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For Ahhhh... Blandford. The memories. The Oblong Lobster 12:43, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For For! For! I read three sentences, and couldn't get back here fast enough to vote FOR! Phantom Grammar 13:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Chasing down Volvos on horseback with a scimitar is the new green! Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 01:38, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For given plenty of deliberation, this is in deed featureworthy. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 02:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	How long does a page have to be on Vfh to be removed. I really hope this doesn't get removed. I just think me and Winstanley1 really out-did-oursevles on this page. I think it might a shame for this to get removed from Vfh...sorry to be arrogant but I really want this to be featured or just half-featured--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  07:10, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Yeah, pages this long will always struggle to be featured because most people can't be bothered to read them. Well I can assure you all, it's worth it. --Kelpan 13:09, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death

Vote: UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death	Score: 19.5 Drunk Russians
Nomination:	This one is new, and I think it's hilarious, and quite possibly true... --Serq fet 14:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 21.5	Featured —rc (t) 04:50, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Nominated and for! --Serq fet 14:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Hilariously funny, and definately front page material. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dork lord (talk • contribs) dif For In soviet Russia Soviet Union Dismatles YOU!! terrible joke  Weasel 3689 21:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC) In Soviet Russia Motherland dismantles YOU!!!! revised version Weasel 3689 05:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For And fuck Boris Yeltsin. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:57, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Yeah. --190.40.223.191 22:46, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:09, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Let's get this featured quickly, before people forget who Yeltsin was. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:02, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Da. Russian leaders are always entertaining and Yeltsin was one of the best. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:58, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I'll take a celebratory swig of vodka if this gets featured. --Composure1 15:56, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Strong 60 alcoholic degrees straight for. A great epitaph for a great leader. Makes me want to sing the balalaika. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 19:32, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:42, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For --Gotta love it --Travelmech 23:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. Another awesome UnNews -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:34, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. Excellent. ~ 10:46, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For more drunken world leaders. -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 09:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC) For Nicely done. I'm forever amazed by the UnNews contributors efforts! Keep it up! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:53, 30 April 2007 For--Dr. Fenwick 22:19, 14 May 2007 (UTC) For. --Emmzee 13:04, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 12:56, 18 May 2007 (UTC) I kept telling myself, I've got to remember to vote for that one UnNews thing... I finally remembered! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 04:34, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:25, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Have a White Russian & a for. You had me at the picture. Priceless. --Mr.Vib 23:05, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against Its well written, but not making me lolz. --THINKER 07:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Against. Missing that spark. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman

Vote: UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman	Score: 19 girls educated for the incoming sexual revolution
Nomination:	herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!]
For Votes: 19	Featured —rc (t) 06:07, 21 May 2007 (UTC) Nom and for. I see, I like, I nominate. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 01:50, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For I was just about to nom this myself. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:06, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Shandon 02:14, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For I'm just tickled pink! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:15, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For per Cap'n Ben. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:05, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. Finally, something to make me feel comfortable with these changes that I'm going through. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:37, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For, per Modus, as I can't think of anything that could possibly be wittier to say here.--<<>> 12:12, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. This is genius. --Emmzee 13:01, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For Transsexuals, beware, Modusoperandi is coming to you, and it will be anything but business as usual from here on in!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:31, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Squeamish for. --L 10:15, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 13:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:11, 18 May 2007 (UTC) Dig Phenomenal, really excellent. --THINKER 19:15, 18 May 2007 (UTC) for Weasel 3689 06:17, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For Topppppppooooo The Oblong Lobster 10:06, 19 May 2007 (UTC)/ For --Uncle J 13:05, 20 May 2007 (UTC) My God! I'm turning into my mother! Ermmm.....~ 13:08, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For more funny articles about women, and other non-male genders. -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 14:09, 20 May 2007 (UTC) For For for for! A million times, FOR! --Quall 01:49, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnBooks:Gallows Humor

Vote: UnBooks:Gallows Humor	Score: 25 dispatched through the morgue
Nomination:	herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] (self)
For Votes: 25	Featured —rc (t) 04:29, 20 May 2007 (UTC) SNF. I'm such an emotion seeker. herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 18:25, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For. Are you trying to overthrow STM? ~ 21:17, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For LOL funny stuff! Atomik Spongeface • Ⓣ Ⓒ 21:35, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For Rogpyvbc 22:18, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:25, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:27, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For cranking out the humor ehhhr dokter? LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 02:20, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For Let's hope the article i'm planning (Bella Goth)will be nommed for VFH too. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer For...let's stop whoring our articles when voting, hmmm? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:16, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:49, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For Karma-AH 09:34, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For Electrostatic 10:42, 18 May 2007 (UTC) Brilliant! For. --Emmzee 13:03, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 13:12, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir Shandon 16:07, 18 May 2007 (UTC) Obliviously delicious! Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 16:18, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For. Hilarious! Those toys were such fun. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} For - It's gneomI 03:11, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For---Dr. Fenwick 06:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For --- I thought I'd already voted for this one. Seems not. The Oblong Lobster 08:57, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For --Phantom Grammar 10:52, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For, but I'm going to helpfully remind folks voting here not to ignore the articles on the bottom of the page either. For, even though it's gonna win anyways P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:00, 19 May 2007 (UTC) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:22, 19 May 2007 (UTC) For Liquid Gold. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:22, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I had very good feedback for this one but people complained about the article's title. Yeah, real books do have abstract titles, so why not for an UnBook? Hope I'm launching a trend, not just looking like a stuck-up prick. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 18:25, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Not a pretentious prick at all, don't worry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:25, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Changed that to "humour" and it'll be perfect. It's gneomI 12:56, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman

Vote: UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman	Score: 19 impressionist cave paintings
Nomination:	Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:51, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19	Featured —rc (t) 05:30, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Nom and for A good quasi-feature from November. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:51, 12 May 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 00:40, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For, indubitably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:29, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For Rogpyvbc 03:03, 13 May 2007 (UTC) Strong for brilliant! Finally something worthy of voting for!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:52, 13 May 2007 For Really funny.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:01, 13 May 2007 (UTC) Yes please. ~ 21:03, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For - It's gneomI 12:41, 14 May 2007 (UTC) Ugha-Buggha!. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 16:18, 14 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 23:27, 14 May 2007 (UTC) For Karma-AH 07:50, 15 May 2007 (UTC) "Ug" variation -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:44, 15 May 2007 (UTC) Article good. Make feature. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:18, 16 May 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Shandon 02:18, 17 May 2007 (UTC) This is taking away votes from my article but for. --Emmzee 00:11, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For Brilliant language, builds up niceley. This is very good indeed. The Oblong Lobster 15:00, 18 May 2007 (UTC) Yeah bubba. Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 16:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC) For. Me like. Funny funny. Ha! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~}
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Lord of the Flies

Vote: Lord of the Flies	Score: 19 civilized british children
Nomination:	Weasel 3689 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 21	Featured —rc (t) 05:48, 18 May 2007 (UTC) Nom+ DoublePlusGood Old Quasi-Featured Article that is quite funny  Weasel 3689 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:05, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 06:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 15:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Too British. /me adjust monocle. Or duocle in this case. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For. That Simon kid was wiggidy whack. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 23:34, 22 April 2007 (UTC) once upon a time, there was a stupid english unit about this book that went around in circles, then I found this and laughed quite a bit. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Little gem. —Braydie 17:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC) old article by me renommed. I must vote for.---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:15, 24 April 2007 (UTC) I love the picture in the begining, and the character description. The plot description is shit, but it gets saved by themes. This one needs work in the middle, but I thought it was okay. FOR --Serq fet 13:57, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For- I hated the book, so I thought this was priceless. Realdeal 55 04:09, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For- this is a work of art. Comrade Thunk Rants here 20:06, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For Damn Scientologists! --StarongBahd 00:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC) For - Good job ole chap! Bravo What-what, Cup'o tea? Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:18, 29 April For Rogpyvbc 19:52, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For I agree w/ the above, the middle gets a bit draggy, but overall definitely hilarious. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:12, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For comment.irrelevant("I read this book as a part of my English class."); --General Insineratehymn 15:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  07:15, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Tripleplusfor. --Emmzee 13:03, 17 May 2007 (UTC) For Very good, made me laugh anyway. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:15, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Um, Oli? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:30, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Again St. No. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Against. Eh. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Ecky-Thump

Vote: Ecky-Thump	Score: 17 sausage based ninja skills
Nomination:	Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 08:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19	Featured —rc (t) 04:40, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Nom & For -- Ee lad, tha'll nev'r look a pork pie inth'eye again! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 08:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Ooh yeah. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:49, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Aye -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 11:27, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Word because I'm an American that thinks he can do a British accent well. And I most likely can't.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:19, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Hehe -- I'm British. Nuff said. Randomator 21:36, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Deadly. --Kelpan 22:01, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For And I'm just waiting to hear more equally impressive satire on the White Stripes' new album. *Someone whispers into Squiggle's ear* Ah. Well, even if it doesn't have anything to do with the blues-influenced American garage rock band, it's still pretty good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:08, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:24, 10 May 2007 (UTC) A little too British for my taste, but still For. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:24, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For this one's a goody. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:52, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For. Hooray for the English! Hooray for the Goodies! {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 08:01, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Aye 'Ey up, lad. -- Pigeon 11:03, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Ay' that's champion --Dantoller 21:36, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For -- Can't say it's too British. The primary author is Canadian. ;) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 22:05, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 01:48, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:53, 12 May 2007 GOODIES--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  09:45, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For sausage-based humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:45, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against Didn't make me laugh. Matt lobster 23:50, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Sorry I must be one of those American sods, or wanks or whatever the proper nadsat terminology would be.. --THINKER 11:15, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Americans have no honour. -- Pigeon 11:20, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Seriously, dissenting opinions lack valour (and also, velour) --THINKER 11:31, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Also seriously, the correct insult would be calling you George Bush, according to some guy next to me; people around me have even less originality than I do. Don't worry, English these days don't use use the vowel 'U', given our vocabulary is limited to "Innit mate!" I need a shotgun... -- Pigeon 11:43, 10 May 2007 (UTC) The extent of our youth's knowledge on the subject is limited to what is portrayed on Family Guy, and Simon Cowell...oh and that House fellow, I hear he's one of you also.. :) (for the record, I can guarantee you I'm the only person under 25 in the state of Florida who owns a Herman's Hermits record, so sue me) --THINKER 11:52, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Yep, you certainly are!(for the record, I don't think Herman's Hermits is a bad band. But record? Come on! Illegal downloads is the American way ( just as hanging on in quiet desperation is the Englishway))-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC) I DJ. And records sound better. Don't think it has anything to do with my vast collection of borrowed music files though. --THINKER 13:38, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor

	Score: 18 Online social climbers
Nomination:	A simple, but essential peice to this wiki. Happy Weasel 03:41, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 23	Featured —rc (t) 05:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Happy Weasel 03:41, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 03:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For I watched this get collaborated & worked on today, and it's great--Sir Shandon 03:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:56, 7 May 2007 (UTC) (D) So True It's Scary--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  04:44, 7 May 2007 (UTC){D} Feature NAO It's happening to me too!! AAAAAAAAAA! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 11:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) Self-for I'm not sure if I'd vote for this if it wasn't mine. But what the hell, I'm still at stage 3! --Kelpan 12:48, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For. So true, it makes me want to vomit, except that, as an admin, I'm unemployed and need to keep all the fluids in until I find my next meal.--<<>> 17:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For -- blkgardner 17:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For. I had an idea to do something like this a while back, but it didn't materialize. Oh well, penance demands I vote for this. (Idea thief.) Swordmaster 17:51, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:50, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(D) For The picis brilliant.--User:Random/sig 2:15, 8 May 2007 (UTC)(D) ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:22, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:31, 9 May 2007 (UTC) It may be in-jokey, but it's good none the less. —Braydie 20:41, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For, because it's actually a finely written and humorous article that I can relate to. Also, because soliciting votes through fake apologies is awesome. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:25, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For. I saw this article at the point of its creation and knew it was headed for gold, Congratulations Kelpan! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:31, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For Rogpyvbc 20:35, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For. ~ 16:45, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. Because I say so. Kip the Dip 19:47, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. Some home truths. I was like that last month... Don alun 15:42, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For to hell with the againsts, this is great. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 14:42, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For - Maybe the best in-joke article. Maybe. It's gneomI 12:43, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Nay. Gazing at the mirror gains nothing. Except when I do it. I'm gorgeous. True story. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC) (R) Damn it I like this article... but the one day its featured, and intimidates a potentially-funny n00b away, I'll be sad. Its hard enough to earn your stripes in a community like Un as it is; I wouldn't want to put anyone out right off the bat.. --THINKER 22:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(R) Against Kind of smug, not very funny and wouldn't appeal to the causual uncyclopedia viewer. Matt lobster 22:05, 7 May 2007 (UTC)(R) Decided finally to vote against. Coz MO did ^_^ Oh and what needsabrain said too.~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:24, 08 May 2007(R) Against Injokey, n00b unfriendly, etcy. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:05, 9 May 2007 (UTC)(R) #Against, because Kelpan is a meanie. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:17, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	The article is very nice, but I'm not sure if we should feature articles talking about ourselves at the main page. I voted against Uncyclopedios for this reason, I don't know if I can act different regarding this one. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 03:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC) On second thought, this overrides vanity in which it has some didatic value to outsiders. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 03:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Hmmm I'm torn too, because I voted against Uncyclopedios for that reason also. I'll think on it. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:32, 07 May 2007 Understand people's concerns about articles aimed at Uncyclopedians going on the front page; I voted against 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York for that very reason. But I don't see how it's smug. The whole point is we're taking the piss out of ourselves. --Kelpan 15:34, 8 May 2007 (UTC) Seems like, despite myself turning to vote for this, my initial doubts influenced some people against it. So I will add another reason why I decided to vote for. Uncyclopedios is just a vanity joke and not a particularly funny one. But this pokes fun from the basic framework all of us "evolve" here - it is based on facts and has much more merit than the first in terms of cleverness. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:43, 8 May 2007 (UTC) If you came to Uncyclopedia for the first time and you saw this you wouldn't understand it. I still don't understand it, but I am drunk. Matt lobster 19:24, 8 May 2007 (UTC) Don't feel you have to sway me because I referenced what you said Needsa. I made up my own mind :P My reasoning is that I don't believe you'd see this sort of thing featured on Wikipedia and what I initially found so appealing about uncyc is how similar to Wikipedia it appears to be on first glance.~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:28, 09 May 2007 Please unprotect your signature Braydie. It would easily be worth a perma-ban. --Kelpan 21:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Grand Theft Audio

Vote: Grand Theft Audio	Score: 19 billion CDs illegally downloaded.
Nomination:	Just read it and thought it was good enough for the VFH.
For Votes: 21	Featured...thanks for the votes, everybody. —rc (t) 05:17, 15 May 2007 (UTC) Nominated Megamanfanx7 14:58, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I'm voting for my own article. This one was a lot of fun to write. —rc (t) 04:33, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:49, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Ikabu 10:32, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For. Takes a little while to get going, but makes up for that by the end. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:35, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For The Phoenix Wright picture did it for me. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:25, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For I'm voting for Rc's article. This vote was a lot of fun to write. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:52, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Genius! --Emmzee 13:09, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For. I loved this one during the last PLS.--<<>> 00:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC) For more illegally downloaded torrents. -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 09:41, 28 April 2007 (UTC) -L 14:14, 28 April 2007 (UTC) For fun wordplay, funny article. Nicely done--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:29, 30 April 2007 (UTC) For While it pains me to vote for Rc in anything other than Worst Attempt to Hijack An Arc Award, I must begrudgingly admit that this did make me lulz. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:04, 30 April 2007 Yeah This is... AMAZING! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! For Good concept and idea, but I'm afraid there's too many GTA articles... Ethereal 02:58, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 03:57, 1 May 2007 (UTC) FOR Beauty. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH21:57, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For Why not? It looks pretty good to me. --Dexter111344 22:33, 2 May 2007 (UTC) for Yes The Oblong Lobster 16:14, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For - It's gneomI 12:44, 14 May 2007 (UTC) For. --He's a radical rat! (Talk page!/Contribs)
Against Votes: 2	Against- Realdeal 55 04:01, 26 April 2007 (UTC) Against-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:04, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

The UnUsual Suspects

Vote: bears on the lam	Score: 20 bears on the lam
Nomination:	A twisted tale worthy of Hundred-Acre woods. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:50, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20	Featured —rc (t) 03:50, 14 May 2007 (UTC) It's about time that Shandon gets some credit for his hard work on this page. Mhaille and I can't be the only ones to get a feature out of this. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:50, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Dig Like it --THINKER 03:56, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For And Brad said it was too long! BAH! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:02, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Oh, My! -- 15:21, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For - blkgardner 17:44, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:50, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Very Nice!  Weasel 3689 03:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC) Thought I voted for this sometime in the past... --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 04:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC) T-I-G-G-F-O-R! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 07:30, 8 May 2007 (UTC) Jumping on the cheerful bandwagon of joy. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 15:38, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For under the name of Christopher Яobin --Asahatter (annoy) 07:33, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Very Strong For Possibly in the top 10 funniest articles I've ever read on here.--Dr. Fenwick 01:52, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For What sold me was the picture of piglet. Absolutely priceless.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For man I spent forever on this; glad you like it--Shandon 17:27, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:01, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For And, like that-- he's gone. The Humbled Master 00:26, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For Good content, good jokes and good use of Wiki formatting. And I hear Oliver Stone has taken an option on it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:15, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For Yes. Very Shiny The Oblong Lobster 20:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:04, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	<nodoubleentendres>Maaan... that's huge!</nodoubleentendres> Sorry for not voting now, it will take me a long time to evaluate this colossal piece. (oof, forgot the nde mode!) -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 03:55, 7 May 2007 (UTC) What he said. Apart from the size comment. I've always been partial to a nice long ... article. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:13, 07 May 2007 Shame on you two for turning Winnie the Pooh into filthy sex-talk! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stick my face in a honeypot. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:26, 8 May 2007 (UTC) That is quite possibly the loveliest euphemism for (what I can only assume you were referring to) female genitalia I've ever heard. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:30, 09 May 2007

Escher

Vote: Escher	Score: 18 twisted house(s)
Nomination:	User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:26, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19	Featured —Braydie 23:14, 12 May 2007 (UTC) Nom & For. An old rewrite by Shandon. A bit short, and a bit more obscure, but a brilliant play on two concepts. The well-read should get it. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:26, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For Lol! I loved it! short, to the point, and great combination of topics!—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Robertodole (talk • contribs) For. Saw this a while back and loved it, though I was worried it would be over the masses' heads. Well screw the masses! This is funny!--<<>> 12:54, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For Thanks Junior Year American Literature class! Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 13:29, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For...Shandybaby does it again. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:45, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For I almost nominated this myself at one point. —rc (t) 14:43, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:03, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For I like it, very good as usual --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:24, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Weak support. --L 10:55, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Oh Yeah. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For...this was a vfd or nrv rewrite (hence the name) and what's even better: I did it from work.--Sir Shandon 14:38, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For I feel so special that I got this, and wow was it great LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 20:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:42, 03 May 2007 For. Clever concept. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 15:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For Gotta love that Escher! Srslylol 16:22, 9 May 2007 (UTC) For Creative. I'd like to see it expanded with more Escher prints, or else more articles with similar themes. Rogpyvbc 19:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For On an unrelated note, that guy is my favorite MC. --General Insineratehymn 02:14, 12 May 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:02, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against Maybe it's just because I haven't read The Fall of the House of Usher in a while. Maybe it's also because I don't know what the second concept is. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 21:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Perchance you should rename this to House of Escher? --L 11:04, 30 April 2007 (UTC) I thought about that, but I think the author liked the ambiguity of it--it's supposed to catch you by surprise when you start reading it. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 00:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC) 'Oh comon fatgoat, Escher is wikipedia-ble plus the first picture is one of M.C. Escher's most famous uhh things LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC) I had never heard of M.C. Escher before this. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:46, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook

Vote: UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook	Score: 28 Banana-based explosives.
Nomination:	Me.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:56, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 28	Featured —Braydie 23:20, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Nom+for I really like this. The anarchist cake thing image could do with a little bit of fixing up, but apart from that it's fantastic.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:56, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For. Yet I don't understand why the regular chocolate recipe. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 23:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For - its the Cherry Bomb. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 01:05, 10 May 2007 (UTC) For Probably Zombiebaron's best work to date. Not that that's saying much. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:08, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For hah. I'll toast a molotov cocktail to this one... ooooh im so witty. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 01:23, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. Great parody! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:26, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. Very nice stuff? By Zombiebaron? It's more likely than you think. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 01:28, 11 May 2007 (UTC) I'm asplodin' for you. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:30, 11 May 2007 (UTC) ForDr. Fenwick 02:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Shoop da woop --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 02:20, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For God I'm such a whore -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:26, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For Because he asked me to. Also, tldr. --User:Anidnmeno/sig 02:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Strong for Funny as. Extra for because it was put up for proofreading hint hint. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:32, 11 May 2007 For. Duh duhd uhdduhdu.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:34, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:30, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For Princip Pie? My fav-BOOM! --Sir Shandon 03:37, 11 May 2007 (UTC) 18th For less than 5 hours after nomination. Wow. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:40, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:34, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For -- You're closer to the beer, NeedABrain. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 08:58, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. I remember bringing a baby Zb back from the hospital, wrapped up in a blanket and trying to eat my brains. He was so cute. Dunno what happened. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:48, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. Since it's getting freatured anyway, and is pretty funny, and I want to see just how high we can make this score go before feature.--<<>> 12:28, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For the glory of instant featuring. And for NAB's beer. Make sure it's a Guinness. ~ 12:55, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For. Some reservations but it made me laugh a few times and I like the innappropriately jolly writing-style used throughout. -- Zarbag 16:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Oui, monsieur. C'est parfait pour la humoriste gourmand! --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 16:45, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:26, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Sì perchè non ho dito la verità nel posto per i commenti. PS: Sono inspirato da il commento da Cainad della lingua francese. Buona giornata.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:37, 11 May 2007 (UTC) For —Braydie 23:20, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Three more votes and it will get featured in the very same day it was nominated. Wanna bet a beer? -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 02:34, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Sure, you're on. —rc (t) 03:16, 11 May 2007 (UTC) How did this get so many votes so fast! It's not fair goddamnit!--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  10:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Do you have any idea how long ZB was training in the mountains to perfect his style before delivering it to the world? Well... he didn't train in the mountains, but still, he's spent a lot of time waiting and learning. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 14:23, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Am I missing something here? Kelpan The same thing Ljlego is missing, apparently. :) --THINKER 17:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Ha, you're so funny! I would've voted for this, but nope. Not going to happen now, just because I'm spiteful.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:37, 11 May 2007 (UTC) So you reckon they all just really want to get into his... um... non-existent trousers then? Only 4 more votes until it passes Horton Hires a Ho for the record of most votes! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:58, 11 May 2007 (UTC) How many votes did that get?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 20:50, 11 May 2007 (UTC) 28 for, 0 against. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:58, 11 May 2007 (UTC) Someone find Zombiebaron's Ego quick... it's ballooning into it's own galaxy... QUICK I SAY, KILL IT! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:24, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management

	Score: 17 malcontent office drones
Nomination:	Borg + bureaucracy = funny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 18	Featured —rc (t) 03:20, 11 May 2007 (UTC) N+F. I'm such a nerd. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For. Rogpyvbc 04:53, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Resistance is futile. ~ 06:52, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For I have never watched a star trek episode in my life but have learned about the borg from my fruiends and this is funny  Weasel 3689 20:32, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:29, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Yes, please. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 22:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:35, 3 May 2007 (UTC) For. I'm a total nerd, and this article is gold. --Emmzee 12:49, 3 May 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:37, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Indeed though I've noticed that the only way an article gets noticed around these parts is if someone popular nominates it. Go figure. Bureaucracy really is everywhere, not just Borgianist planets :)--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:29, 4 May 2007 (UTC) For Very good.--Dr. Fenwick 03:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Of course. How could I vote against something like this? It's like something I would write, only better. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC) For Very witty :) Loved the little dalek joke too! XD Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 08:39, 04 May 2007 For I f***ing love Star Wars Matt lobster 15:28, 4 May 2007 (UTC) For--Gaberou 22:04, 4 May 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:05, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Yes please Fine stuff --Asahatter (annoy) 22:57, 5 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 00:45, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	ModusOperandi on Ljlego vote: Popular? Them's fightin' words! /me puts up dukes. (You've obviously missed when I nom and it falls flat, crushed under the deafening darkness of an uncaring something-or-other that makes me mix metaphors).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC) One could call them that, then one could also call me uninformed and biased. Which apparently I am. Apologies. Dukes may go down.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:54, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Hug? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Yessir.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:28, 5 May 2007 (UTC) “I've spent too long cultivating my public image of a quite mad, curmugeonly coot to have it ruined by the truth.” ~ User:Modusoperandi on truth and popularity ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:40, 07 May 2007 Harumph! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:14, 8 May 2007 (UTC) Hurrah! I was defendeded!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:37, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Where? >.> I hope you don't mean me, I was just pointing out that MO isn't quite the heartless old grump he makes out he is. And Olipro squeed at a kitten, true story. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:16, 10 May 2007 Lies! Libel! Etc. Except for the Oli bit. If there's one thing Oli's known for, it's whatever "sqeeing" is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:22, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Oh, I see. I suppose I'm not worthy of defendededing, huh?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Not when you get all defensive and needy like that ;P And MO, squee is the almost-squeal noise that is made upon seeing something particularly cute or exciting. I.e. kittens or the new Pokemon game. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:42, 11 May 2007 Would the two of you like to be alone? Cprhodesact 01:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC) I count 3 people here O_o ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:42, 11 May 2007

UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED

Vote: UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED	Score: 17 Pwned Noobs
Nomination:	Robertodole
For Votes: 17	Featured —rc (t) 05:37, 10 May 2007 (UTC) Nom. and For I just think the article is hilarious, and I doubt I'm alone.Robertodole 23:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:28, 30 April 2007 (UTC) For Haha. Who knew. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 01:18, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For. What's the deal with this sudden, consistent flow of great UnNews? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Yes, please. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 04:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For. I quite liked it, to my surprise. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:13, 1 May 2007 (UTC) It's an event that shakes us all to the core. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:04, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:18, 3 May 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 02:54, 4 May 2007 (UTC) For No sympathy for the vic though. Lvl 15 is too low for Stranglethorn Vale. But thats probably just the "haxx" talking. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:14, 05 May 2007 For humorful and funnyous.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:46, 5 May 2007 (UTC) For --GAMESPOT=666 22:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 22:14, 5 May 2007 (UTC) 'For"  Weasel 3689 03:13, 8 May 2007 (UTC) For. Lol. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:36, 9 May 2007 (UTC) STV is fucking annoying —Braydie 18:49, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Leatherboundbooks, seems like we found a perfect match for you. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 01:53, 5 May 2007 (UTC) mmm? LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 14:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC) ?? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:46, 07 May 2007 extra cookies for the 18th voter. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:13, 9 May 2007 (UTC) /me agrees with Braydie. Worst 10 lvls of a noobs life. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:21, 10 May 2007

Idea

Vote: Idea	Score: 17
Nomination:	Hindleyite Converse 14:12, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 18	Featured —rc (t) 03:58, 9 May 2007 (UTC) Self-re-nom and for. PLS runner-up from earlier this year. Was nommed before and got to about +12 before the Darwin rule came into effect. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:12, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For...generally I want to stab the competition in the eye, but that's just professional and the contest is over-- SirShandon 14:41, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For. I nommed this last time, because it's funny and well-written, with great pictures.--<<>> 16:00, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:55, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC) FOR beautiful Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH21:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC) For --Composure1 01:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC) I'm still For it. On a side note, once I had an idea. You should've been there. It was cool. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 16:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 17:35, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For Yes Matt lobster 21:26, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:08, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Me likey Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:04, 05 May 2007 EXTREMELY STRONG FOR. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:33, 5 May 2007 (UTC) For User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 23:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 02:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For --User:Warcow 07:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC) For As a member of the Dutch Socialist Party, not to mention the Dutch Socialist Union, I welcome any proof that working stiffs are still being exploited in this day and age. -- di Mario 16:55, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against Meh. It's okay, but not good enough. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 23:47, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Austria-Hungary

Vote: Austria-Hungary	Score: 17.5 purloined cheesecakes
Nomination:	Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 17.5	Featured —rc (t) 02:22, 8 May 2007 (UTC) Nom + For Just found this on Pee Review, and laughed all the way through it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Jawohl! - MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For. good good. - Leatherboundbooks 23:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Dig Mostly for that jaunty looking footsoldier. :) --THINKER 00:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Self-For Cheekily snuck-in --Zarbag 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 01:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For --Ilona06 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC) For. Very good. 213.165.173.124 17:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For my beautiful Magyar cousins and those pesky Austrian pricks. --Kenvalyi 03:53, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Love the subtle humour, but must say, the pic of the soldier kind of freaked me out! O_o Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 For. -- Mitch 14:19, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Yes, please. -- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 14:26, 27 April 2007 (UTC) After a long time of deciding, I vote For -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:02, 29 April 2007 (UTC) For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:28, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Yep. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:24, 2 May 2007 (UTC) For. Nice to see something good on a subject that doesn't lend itself to humor very well. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 01:37, 3 May 2007 (UTC) For --GAMESPOT=666 23:52, 6 May 2007 (UTC) For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 02:09, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes