Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle

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The latest in a long series of silly games

Copyright (c) 200X, 20X6, 2112 Unfocom Global Enterprises Conglomerate. All rights reserved.

Release 2 / Serial number 010618

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!


Rules for adding more pages to Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle

  • All pages except for this page are ending pages.
  • Ending pages cannot link to any other pages (except for this page.)
  • Therefore, if you want to create a new page, add a link to the bottom of this page!
  • Imprison the text of each new page between <code> templates. PUTPBAA doesn't need a header like Zork does.
  • All pages must include this template at the end: {{putpbaa|You have died}}. Replace "You have died" with a death message of a similar nature.
  • You do not have to be internally consistent! Things that are true in one ending do not need to be true for another ending!
  • Everything that is not funny will probably be Quaviffed.


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