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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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del log

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example, {{redirect|Stupid page}}
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with Old version(s) of or explain in other ways.
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example: [[:Category:Name]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is September 17. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

July 20

File:Wikipedia-god.png - Copyright%20violation%2C%20Please%20see%20%5Ben.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia%3ACopyright_violation%5D
Game:Randomness Online

May 10

File:Rustlang logo.png: use File:Rustlang logo.svg
File:Rustlogo.png (redirect) (delete)
File:Lua-Logo.png: use File:Lua-Logo.svg

May 8

File:32px-Stop hand.png: use File:Stop hand.png
File:Ambox notice.png: use File:Information icon4.svg
File:Imbox notice.png: use File:Information icon4.svg
File:100px-Emblem-important-black.png: unused, we have File:Emblem-important.svg
File:Ambox important.png: use File:Ambox important.svg
File:Steves - final retard.JPG: dupe
File:Information.png: use File:Information.svg

May 6

UnNews:Burger King introduces Bun Burger: exact duplicate of the plural title

May 5

Uncyclopedia:VFH sandbox
Category:VFH nomination sandbox
Template:TALKSPACE: useless (now built-in) since MediaWiki 1.7
File:Gorepeas.jpg: dupe
Category:Vegetable Images: now use Category:Vegetables
Category:Fruit Images: now use Category:Fruit
Category:Beverage Images: now use Category:Beverages
Category:Dessert images: now use Category:Desserts
Category:Food images: now use Category:Food

May 3

Paranormal/temporary (redirect) (delete): leftover from non-huffable redirect usurp

May 2

Category:Weather hazards: empty category, now split into Category:Weather and sub-categories

April 30

Template:LicenseName gfdl (redirect) (delete)
Template:LicenseName GFDL
Template:LicenseName cc-by (redirect) (delete)
Template:LicenseName CC-BY
Template:LicenseName cc-by-sa (redirect) (delete)
Template:LicenseName CC-BY-SA

April 29

File:Carbon dioxide.gif: replaced by File:Carbon dioxide.png
File:Water molecule 2.svg.png: replaced by File:Water molecule 2.svg

April 27

File:Kazoo.jpg: dupe
File:MC!!.jpg: dupe
File:Kosovomap7.png: was dupe, File:Map of USA ID.png is larger
File:200px-700club.gif: dupe

April 26

Robert Bassili: advertising
File:Amboß klein.jpg (redirect) (delete): accidentally hit "leave a redirect behind"
File:Anvil_temporary.jpg: dupe

April 25

File:420px-Thumbs up.jpg superseded by larger File:Thumbs up.jpg
File:Male symbol.png superseded by vector equivalent File:Male symbol blue.svg
File:Arthurking.jpg dupe

April 24

James Bond (character)/temporary (redirect) (delete)

April 23

{{FactoidL}} Orphaned in mainspace, superseded by {{DYK2|float=left}}. Note: {{FactoidL}} is a misleading name anyway because the question mark is stylistically different from {{Factoid}}.

April 21

File:491px-Mad scientist.png unused smaller version of File:Mad scientist caricature transparent.png

April 20

User:Interactive Periodic Table/H Mistakenly created by Sog1970, now a broken redirect

April 19

File:FloridaFlag.jpg unused smaller version of File:Florida State Flag.jpg
File:Flag of Florida.svg Invalid SVG
File:Florida State Flag.jpg replaced with File:Flag of Florida.png

April 18

File:Katrina Kaif temporary.jpg
File:Pirate zid.JPG
File:Kissing Botth Thumbnail.jpg
File:T Rex.jpg

April 16

Germanium (redirect) (delete)
Indium (redirect) (delete)  Better than nothing
User:Dark Web, White Hat/Template:HowTo

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