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October 23 (Base 8)

Siddharth dangi 
Seizure.gif
AAAAAAAAA! (Not funny, incredibly stupid. Kill this page.) Nominated feature article, VFD if you must. --Splaka 21:14, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
   Your humour gland must be on vacation.  This article is absolutely hysterical.  The admins have spoken. -- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c »  21:28, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    You spelled "humor" wrong, fuckhead. Someone smarter than the admins has spoken.
     Someone not smart enough to have ever heard of a language called English from England, obviously. -Spl
     Who also, coincidentally, is doing hard labour in the salt mines for a month. -Dawg
Fall out boy (a long lost article makes its return) 
TDC
-9000 (If you view the source, you'll see that they're waiting for it to be deleted. Who are these people?)

October (2 X 3²)th

Thottbot
Fuckwad  
Fountain City
Bill Lee Ray Burns
christened
liquor store
Whay Lee Jennings
Whay Lee Paul Oldfart
Johnson City
Hammond organ

October 0x0011th

Martin_kewish (More feces from the stupidity department.)
Martin (Vanity?  Slander?  Stupidity?  A little of each?  Who knows.)
Fernandopants 
List of weapons that don (misspelled title ?) 
Alex coxon 

Second opinion: (-Spl)

Friqui (No content whatsoever.)
The big picture
Edward scott
Scott keith
Erik satie
The Buttcheek Sqad
Steven Reilly
Pumpkerfinkle
Thesaurus Rex (created in Unthesaurus:Cunt 3 or 4 times before CVP)

October "Running out of ideas for puns on dates" 14th

Category:Anal 
Category:We don't no steenking 
Category:Rancid 
Category:Sana is hot 
Category:Spacy 
Category:String theory 
James Hellard 
Free porn (tried to salvage but then remembered I'm not funny.) 
Darth Syphilis
Image:200509_bushskynews.jpg duplicate baleeted by user request ~spl

ht31 rebotcO

Fraggles
Wilde:Ratzinger Z
NoNS part of Not Smarts (vfd if you still dislike it)
Volume of eleven

October oneteenth

Gay sex
Tea and Crumpets
Schrodinger
Indigo

October 0010 (base 10)

Tokio hotel nah
(long and dumb title) short and dumb content
Bill Kazmier think we killed this bill before, same vanity content too CVP
Beaks dumb *and* plural
Chelsea FC deserves better

Pope Ted vanity
R0XX0r dumb
Armegeddon spelling from hell
I love men nah
Hampton court yawn
Stainboy content-free, but not in the good way
Inoxes prob vandal
FuryMax yawn
… special character, not special enough
Russian Vodka Finder vanity
Jesus W Christ jr yawn
M3k vanity
Degrassi blanked by author
Animal called Dee vanity
King Xerxes the 5th probably vanity
Omg wtf not awful, but i'm in a killing mood
Science dude n00b
(long title) vanity

October x / Y ^ 47

1924 Paris Olympics 
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD What is that?
HolyAl.jpg I made this image WAY too big. Sorry about that. Note: this link doesn't work; I don't know how to make it work without showing the huge image :( .
Timus Vanity.
Ralf_Schumacher Botched attempt to be factual, or lame incest joke? 
Bulbafornia Awful, pleads not to be sued. 4 of 4.
Bulbatraz Awful, pleads not to be sued. 3 of 4.
Pokaemon Awful, pleads not to be sued. 2 of 4.
Gabalt Awful, pleads not to be sued. 1 of 4.
Mushroom_Kindom_News Insane, more rambling babble. 
%3B%29 Completely factual. Troublesome factual content removed.
Dark_Helmet One line, completely factual.
Atreyu Sort of vanity for a band, rambling babble.

Ford_Prefect : made for harassment, content has been deleted.

October Ate

Falun_Gong Flaming sack of trash.
Anna Vanity.
Nadia_Russ Back from the dead, now with double the vanity for your money!
Blue_Peter_Badge Insane babble, not in the fun way. 
Bill_Bailey Vanity, also spam. Spelled Klingon with a C. 
Wrx Horrible.
Jick%2C_Kingdom_of_Loathing Vanity.
Bodyboarding

October Heaventh

Blow_Jobs Worthless, redundant. 
Cisco Raging against Cisco with maximum lameness.
Steve_the_Pirate Vanity page.
Pwnt Needs to be pwnt with extreme prejudice. 
Mrs_Scaiff Injoke for students of Glashan ps, load of pap.
Klewki another one funny in Poland? I thought Polish jokes went out in the '80s.
Calsann blanked by author
Arthur dent boring, factual, and miscapitalized
Bergen catholic vandal
Hardmob another vandal
Dziekanat a town in poland, sure, but some context would help
Brandon Tang created and blanked by author
DEAD FISH vanity, note school and buddy refs
Jesus Christ You're A Wolf!! boring
Joe minadeo vanity
Michael cann vanity
Accordeon dumb and misspelled to boot

October Sickth

:Image:ImportantFigure.gif Please delete picture. Uploaded by mistake without permission from originator --User:IMBJR/sig 10:56, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Overnight hunting with a spotlight and a silencer
Narkagent There are no words to describe just how dead this deserves to be killed.
Lance_of_Longinus Clone of Spear_of_Destiny
Spear_of_Longinus Clone of Spear_of_Destiny
Lancea_Longini Clone of Spear_of_Destiny
GOMP Sad rage against someone named Glenn Beck.
EvilCody Vanity page.
Michael_cann Vanity page.
Joe_minadeo Vanity page.
Nadia_Russ Vanity page. "I'm fabulous!", explains Nadia.
DETGEP Somebody blowing the squares at DETGEP's mind by calling them "mofos".
Cody_Simmons Incoherent vanity.
Ken_Olson Vanity. I think.
The_person_to_my_left Dull, stupid. 
Wielka Cipa and Dragoş Cârciumaru blanked by author
George i like eating Bush at least they used the appropriate template
Stupid dummy face It sucks. It sucks. Kill it.

October OH FIVE!!!

A few stragglers
Big Fitz vanity, blanked by author
Pappa the small vanity
Bill Kazmier vanity
Venom Any one-liner that ends with a smiley gets huffed :) - O. Wilde
Musicals bad one liner in need of an actuall write-up
Catch o' the day
Richard_Polski Vanity spam for Nadia Russ, and lame even for that.
Antennatrailers yawn
People of nigeria looks like a bad cut'n'paste job
Gaidžiai probably vanity, definitely suck
Myreschlook mild vandalism
Vlaborstel no google results, I say huff instead of MTU
Cockpuncher i thought seagal was great in Fire Down Below, btw
Barker dies vanity wannabe unnews
Eric Bloomcamp and Doug schieszer identical vanity pgs
Stupid americans put a boot in its ass, it's the american way
Lazer beams boring, and misspelled to boot
Mike Toomey Vanity
I'll have the cod. - Oscar Wilde

We've decided against using these for MTU management, so huff 'em.
-- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!]  16:21, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Category:Really Move to Undictionary
:Template:MTU-really

Sonic spin 0 effort
Bill Kazmier vanity?
David Munro more vanity

asmb this is a flame
Powwow
Moomin_Church_of_His_Spaghettiness - Duplicate page, one letter difference
1980. wot.

October 0x04

St. Vincent and the Grenadines - Please delete article. I started in error & have already deleted contents. --Ogopogo 04:24, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
 And now for the weekend's haul of small fry:
(long title snipped) and its leetle friind, Rob burns
Mustace and Panos
Mad cows no effort
Fucking Retarded
(another long title) and Gwillinbury and East Gwillinbury
 and (yet another long one) and TWWPCootU too
 (all related to somebody's swim team)
EWB
Doobies vandal
WRONG WAY?! another vandal
Who the fuck are you looking at? vanity complete with link
At least, that's as far as I got before Unc started acting wonky...

I'll spare the water polo stuff if someone consolidates it into one article. --—rc (t) 04:37, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Moved to VFD -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:32, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Go just ONE DAY without swinging the 100-byte axe...
vandal/vanity:
Jack webster
Eric marrs
Jimi
Bill kazmier
Tom Stratton
Toiviainen and his friend Wemmu
Terry hewitt
Kerry Packer. and Kerry Packer
just dumb intelligence-challenged:
Leicester
Pot noodles
December 25 keep if ur feeling charitable
a little of both
Gay porn
Phase III
Rosie O’Donnell note MSWorded apostrophe
If you'd just listened to me, you'd have stayed home drinking. - Oscar Wilde

Cloud strife 

:Image:Cockbite.jpg Person in Picture has requested a delete.

:Image:Cockbite.JPG Duplicate of Above.

October 3

None listed yesterday... Wow!
PhpBB.com
Pope mobile
Coopers
Rosie O’Donnell

October 1

Am I gay? (could someone please please kill this article once and for all ?) 
Killed and locked. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)  23:50, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

September 30 (rot 26)

HOTSEX GIRLONGIRLONGUY HARDCORE XXX i'm afraid to even look
Fucking editors 1 character. too bad, was hoping it was a how-to. :)
Archie Bunker
Raj
Harry Truman could mtu, but we already have enough of these (Perhaps you could merge to Wilde:Truman ? 152.163.100.14 23:34, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC) 
Circle of Bung and Brian Peppers related slandanity (i think i understand the term, finally)
El Wado Cosmos yawn
6000 Sided Dies 0 content and then blanked
Limecat 
Kuntry

Pazzak- truth (from Star Wars)
 --- TITLE CENSORED (length)---  - erm.. ok?
Trying a link
Pacific Ring of Fire

Content containing pages, but without the content.
Red Hat
Blue Hat
Kuntry
Quality pages, only crappy.
Boo (I dunno - I'd say mtu, and u know how I like to kill. --BobBobBob 22:08, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC))
Wikicomedy

Mostly <100byte monsterpieces
Trojan Man boring
MISA looks like a vanity attack to me
Bukkake Monster dumb
Boogle vandal (but at least he registered)
Mind-boogling! - Oscar Wilde

Second admin opinion: -Spl

My second opinion was to nuke 'em all. I was going to leave the spaceship template because I can see someone making a space shuttle series with it or something, but it wasn't even formatted. If someone really cares they can make a real version. --—rc (t) 05:35, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Roflol
Template:Infobox spaceship
Oprah's Mission
John Szamosi
Joe Stevens
Charles the Bald

September 0010 1001 (BCD)

Undictionary: jibboo messed-up copy of the correctly-named version ici
Purple Cheetah can't seem to find the sandbox
Ktu nothing useful
Potski link 2 user page (not malevolent at least)
Jiboo chg to redirect, or just toss?
PudgeyMidget and Neil the dippy hippy more vandals
FIDI vandal
Walter Ewing and The PseudoEconomist children writing & blanking vanity articles

September 44 (base-6)

John Raine nope
Jona sigh
Fisting at least it's not gross
Felix (another one for the fire..)  mtu'd 
Nelly and Smelly we have enough of these, i think.
Am I gay? the answer hasn't changed, you effin vandal
YOUR MUM, Ruler, and Mr Smith did we get linked from an AOL blog again?
Institution of lesser learning the whole campus laughed for a microsecond
Morradi why, that *is* my mom! duh.
Boogle vandal (with link to QVFD but no link *from* QVFD, oops)
Maya too personal for MTD
OMO Colour or maybe i just don't get it?

<100 byte monsterpieces
Thin hard line "a" for effort, no, that would be "e"
Intellect mild vandal
(a very long title) ditto
Sing from her diaphragm vandal 

More that Splaka likes for MTU (discussion at DUMP)
Dan Brown gets sued slandanity (if i knew what that meant)
The potato couch actually, spla says VFD, I say huff it now
Euskadi vanity
Magic space dust 10 second rule
What does the 5th W in WWWWW means ? has edit history, but huff anyway
WWWWW seconding the motion below changed my mind 'cause of ref in WWWW, sorry
Kayne Bush did i miss something?
Windows 57 i don't like catsup
Crayon Shin-Chan 10 second rule
Boogle vandal. Don't blame it on the... ...incomprehensisible shite article

Second admin opinion needed for:

About:blank (IMHO: keep, it's funny! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] ) Kept
78
WWWWW

September 102 (base-5)

PsyTrance undict'd
Mid-Afternoon 100-byte page sweep fu!
Microwave popcorn vandal, tubgirl link! (no, i didn't inhale)
Bad Advice and The Puman are vanity articles (though User:Luffy was fooled)
Jasikovo someone playing around
Nadia Russ references the 3vil subject Neopoprealism, may be factual
Hippie commune vandal (no tubs or goats)
Steve Wilchcombe i think this defines slandanity
Ah, the Tub Lass, the times we shared together... - Oscar Wilde

2995 Year
Captain planet
His sister
José Mourinho vanity (i can't give u this one, splaka)
:He is actualy notable (although this article is probably to short) Wikipedia:José Mourinho --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H  (Petition) 14:51, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Lewis cordell-williams multiple edits by same ip, just wanking
Hexidecimal mispelt redirect
KirbySSB
Coheed and cambria
A_fucking_pirate
Mr. Bungle
Sam baldwin slandanity?
Scott Jacob slandanity?
Joshua Ballard slandanity?
Laxitives factual
Mopeds crap
Warcraft III test
gone. José Mourinho was pointless anyway.
Avogadro's number Avogadro's constant Avocado's constant pointless silly redirect chain
      Redirect --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H  (Petition) 14:51, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:Image:Jebus\'Band.JPG Unused copy of this
Kogut wha?
Template:Block, Template:Puffin, Template:Egg
Doo Doo
C. Bulbous
Norb
Talk:Norb
Lewis cordell-williams
Ralph
Talk:Ralph
David horsley
gone also
Gcorriga

September 122 (base-4)

Splaka marked all these as MTU.  Why? I think I want some of his ganja.
Junttila i just don't get it
Gamber i think it's a razz on someone named "Amber"
Jihnsius Friend of Amber, I think
Planeshift shouldn't it make some sense? gone
R*** well, it's got length going for it
^someone else decide the R*** one, I got rid of the others
I want some of Splaka's ganja, too, my dear -- Oscar Wilde

My policy on MTU/QVFD is loosely as follows: Slandanity/vandalism/spam/test/factual crap/boring plagerism/crap of any length = QVFD, Something short and stupid but slightly coherent = MTU, something long but slightly coherent = VFD. MTU entries will (should be) judged at a future date, notice the MTU template says to the author of the article "Improve this, move to undic, or it may be deleted", so I take that as a replacement for VFD for short articles. When I have time, I go through a few dozen undic entries, moving good ones, and QVFDing bad ones. And if you tell me what ganja is, you can have some. ^_^ --Splaka 22:43, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

heh thats my policy for the most part I think, and ganja = marijuana --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 00:00, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Kill Bill just a quote Spiced up a tad. --User:IMBJR/sig 12:02, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
^I'll let another person decide this, I kinda think its funny :P
Ar: if he wants a section, he should visit the DUMP. gone

Des Williams
Daniel_nay
Nico
Trade self-blanked (test?)
gone. 11:50, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Dune, There's My Thyme Machine gone 18:36, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Septermber 221 TRINARY!!

The cheat Favoritism Nyaopians - same author/same content gone
Kill Bill See above. --User:IMBJR/sig 12:04, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Dtc gone

Right_Side...author also blanked GameFAQs gone

Am I gay? - 'nuff said
Anna Nicole Smith - probably needs a page though
User:Chester Cramme vandalized previously nonexistant user page
redirect: Uncyclopedia:Cemente_Shoes moved to proper namespace and spelling gone
Video card
Am I gay?
Circle of fifths spam
Joe Kessler previously deleted (noticed after I added the WIP tag oops)

Spetimber 11000 BINARY!!

Complete list of numbers from 1 to 20 Rejuvenated by some idiot I dont think it was ever deleted?
Queef factual
Pazzak
Jon evans Gone. 13:06, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Moomin_Church_of_His_Spaghettiness - Duplicate page
:Duplicate page of what? --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere  CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 03:04, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::Of Moomon_Church_of_His_Spaghettiness Notice the one letter difference.

Septimber &h17

Man U 
Chimps (copy of Chimp-like or vice versa. There can only be one...)

A few more before I go home
De:Geil de:lame
Uncle fucker Splaka marked MTU, but I think it's QVFD. I'll have to kill him.
BSA insertwackynamehere, too?  I'll never get the blood off my hands.
Deleted. I dont like to delete things always unless they are brought up here, so I know its not just me, heh :)
that's why I'll delete it someone says it here, but I may have MTUed it before --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere  CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 02:17, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Drum roll please, for today's <100b sprouts!
Will & Grace vandal (huffed before i could even hit "submit"!)
Udp penguins are funny, but >3 words would be nice MTU
Ministry idiot looks like a mistake
Speling interesting, but who would link to it? MTU
Sid Vicious so lame
Kwai Chang Caine insertwackynamehere says MTD, but looks like vanity 2 me hmm couldnt decide earlier, and was tired, but seeing it again, you're right. deleted
I have a headache. - Oscar Wilde

Ink (Gee that was quick...)
Pron factual
Stepdad um
Patsy Cudaback & Talk:Patsy Cudaback
Jack coulter & Talk:Jack coulter
Word jazz ad? mtu
Perverts dumb
:Image:Sexy guy named bob.gif 1x1 and unused (now)

September Twenty-tooth

Wicked Weasel (spam ?)  gone
Another page's worth of <100 byte drivel
Space penguins i'm not drunk enough to laugh
Not the number 7 not, period
Windows 3.1 obligatory ref to your high school
Lawl same high school, lamerz
^Deleted --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere  CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 20:50, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
 Man - that's an admin who doesn't waste any time flexing his new muscles. --  Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition »  02:45, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Typhoon they didn't even try
NuMetal vandal
Food left in the fridge for a month content is "lol furry", sad
Rita? Sure, I'd like a Rita, and a strong one, too. - Oscar Wilde

Lorax Deleted, would have MTU but the last half of the sentence made no sense --18:58, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
It Was Working Fine, I Don't Know What Went Wrong! I'll give you a clue... Deleted --18:58, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Phil elliott joins Joe for a double-header
Joe gets a QVFD funeral Deleted --18:54, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Cicely Tyson she loves you too Done --18:47, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
GFBFH
Jelly Donuts
Marco
Wir
Wandling
Eisenwagen
Schury
Linux kernel mailing list
Presser
Dope
Noriko
Kuroda
Harry
Ro:Romania

Interwiki map (redirect to external link) 
Emily 
Michael Stipe
John Raine Deleted again Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere  CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 19:02, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Sam Ward
 The Great War World War 1  (redirected to World War I)
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Kopaka649
Hanging chad
Mating
Rachel
Vickie
Cicely Tyson This and the two below are retarded preteen insult pages
Jeremy swale Deleted Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere  CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 19:06, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)
JC-bashers (Rewrite)
The_Fourth_World_War What. (Rewrite) Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere  CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 19:06, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)

September I Can Buy Booze Now!th

Kerry King
Talk:Redudant
Redudant
Screw
Cheesecake

All these from Special:Newpages have less than 100 bytes of content:
Farenheit 451 lame
Nathan bailey worse
Pretty dumb
Screw also vandal
Lyn yet another
Curtis and another
PHLAK finally one that's just lame
Complancency try harder next time, if you care
MaXimaN not strange enough
Sunbucket do i know u?
Canary Islands factual content, must delete immediately
Burn, baby, burn, disco inferno! - Oscar Wilde

Complete list of numbers from 1 to 20
Kerry King 

"mac"matician
■ how they did that I don't know

Wayne Rooney 0 content
Chmorguphast Croboys long but probably vanity
Boob possible undictionary, but too short and obvious
Squeenix too short to call "bizarre"
Great wall of china blanked by its own author
Making up Bruce Campbell quotes crap
U.S. Government wannabe redirect
Bear porn It takes more than a quote to make an article. - Oscar Wilde (Move Bear porn to Wilde:Bear porn perhaps ?) moved to Wilde: 19:21, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)