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June 18

 Fen 
Vlad alexl 
Luci best 
Evil Disrupter 
Loc de dat cu capu' 
R ax 
Seya 
Plays 

June 17

Magic-User Barbie 
Lady Di 
Wangsta 
Ryan Dean 
Existance 
Chupacabra 
Aryan race 
H2SB 
Hurricane (Godly) 
Double jeopardy 
Reproduction 
Wooky 
Pooka 
Pooky 
The Undertaker 
Deep-fried Mars Bars 
Korean 
Stargate 
Profit 
Dag 
'opportunity optimiser' 
Stomach 
Neelix 
Boston cream pie 
Master Chief 
Samus Aran 
Links that don't lead anywhere 
ChinaFE 
Scallys 
Albania 
Spud 

June 16

482 
Attila the Hun 
Lasnamae 
Mci 
Cvi 
The power of love 
Teine Arnold 
Synonym  (MTU)
Zim  (merge:Camp Fuck You Die)
Shedinja 
Shigeru Miyamoto 
Shashlick 
Poopyhead 
Jeigan 
Darth "Adolph" Hitler 
Hot sex 
UNF~ 
Lower races 
Goggles  '
IRC 
Women in skirts 
Bowlies 
Fire Emblem: Pull Out Your Hair 
Marcus 
Mohammed  (redirected to Islam)

June 15

Wario the Quario 
Having ACTUAL OIL FIELDS and still paying the HIGHEST FUEL PRICES IN THE WORLD because some eejit gave it all away for a handful of magic beans 

June 14

Torufoorum 
Nicotine 
Crowbar  (MTU)
Talk:The Pixies 
Assassin Barbie 
Melbourne  (again!)
The Jews 
Magnum P.I. 
Cotton balls  (MTU)
Genital chirpees  (MTU)
Where Santa Claus lives 
Santa Claus' place of residence 
Santa's house 
The abode of Santa Claus 
Where does Santa Claus live? 
Have two cows  (redir)
Have to 
Hafta 

June 13

Starrek 
Free love 
Female sperm 
Babel fish   (plagiarization, HHGTTG (well, d'uh))  to VFD, now rewritten.
DDR machines 
Broccoli 
Christian rock 

June 12


Peer 
Cucumbers 
Orangutangs 
Peleg 
JJJ 
Sliders 
The Pixies 
United States Presidential Election of 2004 
Universal Wang Theorm 
Three Rivers Academy 
Farting 
Goh Yan Yih 
Holly Owens 
Haduken 
Inbox 
Mutants 
Lula 
Narnia  (stub)
Napoleon Dynamite 
Nice 
Nokia 
Nunavut  (stub to Template:Canada|.ca  series)
Oedipus at Miami Beach 
Oltenia 
Place 
Plumber 
Pushca 
Rabid  - (MTU)
 Richard Horsman 
Richard Crackpot 
Richard 'Watercooler' Nixon 
Rhandi Rhodes 
Rocket sauce 
Sage 
Spikey Door 
Super Happy Fun Ball 
Symbolology 
Synonymy 
Taco Bell 
Testicle 
The lead singer from Journey 
The Pixies 
The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 
Theo 
Three Rivers Academy 
Tiberius 
Time Traveller 
Tuba 
Ulysses 
Universal paradox 
Universal Wang Theorm 
What's that? 
Vladimir Lenin 
Wikipidi 
Wil Weaton 
Worthless 
Yawn 
Zach Morris 

June 11

 Descartes 
Exist 
Maumoon Abdul Gayoom 
Shaft 
Aaron Carter 
Michael Bolton 
Power of love 
MaRonite 
Pirsq 
A New Article 
Fahrenheit 451 
Ron Burgundy 
Random people found on LiveJournal 
Neo 
Big 
Seagull  (seagulls  migrated here)
 Blockbuster 
Catagory: Mark Rosewater 
North Bastardshire 
Chechenistanians 
White Trash  - (MTU)
 Hinduism 
Latin America 
Survivor 
Death metal 
3000 BC 
They Might Be Giants 
Majority 
Supermarket 
Baked beans 
High Fidelity 
Alice Cooper 
Doofus 
Waitrose 
Cowbell 
Holy Roman Empire 
Worf 
Milton 

Additionally, look at the series of articles in Category:MaRonite Cannon . Most of this is self-referential spam started by a stalker (the same guy behind the Impregnate/Schoolgirl series of spam, which is frequently linked to by this series), but some of it is at least revertable.

June 10

 Joss Wheedon 
Joss Whedon 
Apples 
Relish 
Dog breath 
Rosie O'Donnel 
Lima beans 
Luton 
Classical music 
Boring 

June 9

 Geranium 
Page444 
Holden 
Fornication 
Gruehermit 
Repetition 
Management consultant 
Magical animals 
Mathemagic 
Max Barry 
Meatspace 
Mike Scully 
Melbourne 
Mike Tyson 
Missing 
Mississippi Marrow 
Mohammed Saeed al Sahhaf 
Moose Conservation Day  - (MTU)
 Moral 
Morgan Webb 
Mormonism 
Mouse pads 
Mr. G 
Mr Blobby 
Mr Nesbitt 
Mr Show 
Mrs Nesbitt 
Much falling down 
Original Suit 
Orson Welles 
POW blocks 
Parrot 
Parsley  - (MTU)
 Patrick McGoohan 
Patrick Stewart 
People who can't drive 
Perpetual motion 
Perpetual motion machine 
Peter Rabbit 
Pharoah Aten-Khapaferu 
Philip Martin 
Ping Pong 
Pizza fungi 
Planet A 
Play Doh 
Points 
Pretty Hate Machine 
Pronunciation 
Puffin 
Pumpkin 
Q-Bert 
Quaint 
Rabid Tofu-Fighting Mommas  - (TBD)
 Repairman Jack 
Richard Cheese 
Robert "Bob" Plant 
Robert Cooper 
Rolf Harris 
Saint Malachy 
Saved By the Bell 
Save vs. crushing 
Scam  - (MTU)
 Scrabster  - (VFD)
 Self-defence 
Shneed 
Sinned 
Slime mold 
Someone 
South 
Spanking  - (VFD)
 Squealing fangirls 
Starship Enterprise 
Steptoe & Son 
Strait of Gibraltar 
Stranger 
Stranded whale 
That Spot on Mikhail Gorbachev's Head  - (Redirected)
 That weird guy with the vic 20 from gym class 
The Everlasting Church of Soapy 
The William Woods IT Department 
The meaning of life 
Toilets 
Tulpaner 
UCTABTSSG  - (VFD)
 University of Finland 
Vanilla Ninja 
Very nice building 
Vlog 
Trebuchet 
Walrus farm 
Years of incredible solitude at the hands of our giant ape overlords who like human breast milk in their coffee 

June 8

 The Importance of Causing Unrest 
Toby Halligan 
MCKD203 
Assyria 
Alderaan  
Public toilets 
Shotgun Pete 
Conscription 
Reefer 
Vince McMahon 
The Undertaker 
WWE 
Shawn Michaels 
Pterodactyl 
Bed 
Ghyslain Raza 
Robert Cooper 
Owen Rickards 
Thomas Usher 
Frogurt 
World War VI 

June 7

 Betabet  - I like where this is going.
 Bill Lynch  - Appears to be written about himself, so moved to his user page.
 Biological panda washing powder 
Body odor  - (TBD)
 Boring 
Brad Nowell 
Dr-b 
Earthquake  - (TBD)
 Full House 
Furby Wars 
Gentoo 
Gerbiling 
Hacking 
Himerian 
Hirohito 
Hit Hard And Run Fast 
Holy Grail of Jeff Christ 
House Of Stupid Potatoes 
Human Torch 
Hutt 
IHTFP 
I burning your dog  - Keep this. Use VFD if you really want it deleted.
 Ice-cream social 
Indor 
Insectorarium 
Intercal 
IRA  - (VFD)
 Iraqi Royal Navy 
It's  and Its 
Jack Chick 
Jarlsberg 
Jeff Bakel  - (TBD)
 Jockey 
John Elway  - (TBD)
 John Romero 
KAFKAESQUE thigh-jab 
King Andrew 
King Biffo II 
Kris Kristofferson 
Krist Novoselic 
Kurtis 
Lars Larsson 
Laziness  - (MTU)
 Lord Arthexis versus Ghoul Slayer  - (TBD)
 Mustard  - (VFD)

June 6

 Ohio State University Fandom 
Andrei 
Ringo Starr  - (VFD)

June 5

 Covered from head to ass in faeces 
And  - (MTU) - Flagged as Move to Undictionary
 Augustttt 
Beavis 
Bermuda Triangle 
Blessings 
Bondage 
Bryon_Vaught 
George Washing-Machine 

June 4

VIAGRA 

June 3

Licking 
Messy demise 
Skeletor 
Cowboy 
Gerry Adams 
0.8182 
Female Autobots 
Earth-shattering powers of supreme might 
Mount Pirogov 
Setumaa 
F11 
F9 
Red Sox 
Insane 
Ditch digger 
My 
Eduard Vilde 
It's 
Number Theory 
Tool 
The girl next door 
Minut.ee 
Freak 

June 2

 Bart Jochems 
Wookiee 
Belt sander 
The Oldest trick in the Book  duplicate of The Oldest Trick in the Book , don't delete the wrong one :)
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Elion 

June 1

 KGR8THXBYE 
Interactive 
Cbr 
A Syrian 
Abe Froman 
Andrei 
ETV 
Morgue 
Estonia's only town  - (Redirected)
 Nelli Teataja 
Criminal record 
Palimpsest 
Wikapeeda 
Anonymos 
Another story 
Armsake 
Arsenal 
Al-Qua'ida 
Ahp 
Baptist 


May 31

 Too 
Also 
There 
Soluble 
Two 
To 
Fatal 
Exception 
Except 
Excetp 
Out 
In 
Just 
Are 
Formula 
Mathmatical 
Matrix 
Show  - (Redirected)
 Studies  - (Redirected)
 Jeff  - (VFD)
 Me, Too 
Hilton 
Kthxbye 
A Syrian 
Ultra Combo 
Thought 
Phase 
Ukrainizmia 
Letter Theory 
Store.jpg 
Time Traveling Joe 
Search_Movers 
Severe 
Slippage 
Samuel Stevenson-Yang 
Satsumori  - (TBD)
 Shogun 
Sparkimus Prime 
Spartacus 
Stan 
Star Trek: Enterprise 
State of the Union Address 
Step 
Stephen 
Steve Ballmer 
Subcon 
Superelvis 
Sven 
Small Wonder  - Messed about with and then (VFD)
 Soapy 
Songs of Death 
Stephen Sondheim 
Swedish 

May 30

 Moira 
V2hja 
Siddharth Mahure 
Lightning Bolt 
Penny-Arcade 
Krusty's_mum  - (TBD)
 Kurt_Gödel 
M. Bison  - (Stub)
 Mace Windu 
Marskiller 
Martian Buddy 
Martians 
Mentally retarded savant from the Bronx 
Merge of 2012 
Mintaka 
Moderate 
Modern English 
My pants 
Mário, que Mário 
Mário, que Mário?? 
P.I.M.P.  - (VFD)
 Paladino 
Pandilex  - (TBD)
 Pat Robertson 
Patsy Cline 
Phenomenon  - (Redirected)
 Photograph 
Photography 
Pinays  - (TBD)
 Pine Cone  - (STUB)
 Pisang ambon  - (VFD)
 Piss 
Play roadkill 
Plunger 
Poop-eating robots 
Poopenheimer 
Poverty 
Psicosis  - (TBD)
 Psychic power 
Puzzles 
ROOOOAAAAAWWWWWRRRRROOOORRRRR 
Ragtime Band 
Rastafarians 
Reggae  - (Stub)
 Richard Scarry 
Rob Zombie  - (TBD)
 Rubbish  - (VFD)
 Russians 
Tax payers 
The Price is Wrong 
Therapist 
Thumbs 
Think tank 
This is bad  - (TBD) 
Time-fracture wicketts 
Time Traveling Joe 

May 29

 Oh Shit, The Robots Are Coming To Get Us  (partially rewritten)
Judeo-Swedish Rock music 
US TERRITORY 
Superintelligence 
An attack of locusts 
Conception 
"The Greatest Witticism of All Time"  (Stubbed)
"boo" 
100 Year War 
299792458 
Alien 
Amputee  (Redir to Stub )
Anchovy  (TBD)
Beast 
Gheto 
Shadow government 
Primates 
Thorazine 
The worlds most overplayed song 
Q00u 
Best song ever 
Buckwheat  (Undictionary'd)
Offensive articles 
Powerfoil Kite 
Octarine 
Vogon 
Exist 
Thing 
Instance 
Something 
Killer 
Depression 
Unavoidable circumstances 
Chav vocabulary  (Merged with Chav )
Barbara Bush 
Bowser  (Stubbed)
Byty  (TBD) and Curcanu  (TBD)
Carpal tunnel syndrome 
Casey 
Castle 
Chiral 
Citizen 
Columbine 
Communists  (Redir to Communism )
Corner  (TBD)
Cracker 
Cute Black Kid 
Cymro  (Rewritten)
Dan Brown 
David Grohl 
Deathslash 
David H. Goldblum 
Dentists 
Deodorant 
Depression 
Diet of Worms 
Dr. Hans Effielhimmer  (TBD)
Falling_down_stairs 
Falsum  (TBD)
Felix 
Fizbin  (TBD)
Floccinaucinihilipilification 
Flood 
Frabbar  (TBD)
Francis  (Stubbed)
Funk 
I before E, except after C 
IRC 
Infallible 
Infertile 
InitraM 
Instance 
Irony ray 
It's  and Its 

May 28

Happymen 
Severe penis shredding 
Grigoria 
Old Jersey 
Samuel L Jackson 
Shaquille O'Neal  (Stubbed)
Rick Jones 
CCC 
Anyone else 
Distance 
Ultimate Question 
Slave 
Charles Cabbage 
Not at all 
Totally Awesome Friends and Buddies but not Pals Tome of Fireballs 
Teatime 
Theorized 
Arctic jungle snakes 
Waikikamukau 
Omniverse 
Please be my friend 

May 26

Axe deodorant  (VFD)
Mike Heslington 
Dicktionary  and John Morano 

May 25

Sputnik 
Isiah 
Dominican Republic exceptionalism 
Strcprstskrzkrk  (stub)
Daredevil 
Ass flu 
Taco Meat 
Wikapeeda 
Khan! 
Thomas Craven 
Master Yoda 
Vanna White  (moved to Undictionary:V|Undictionary )
Covert 
Dave Chapelle 
Fungi  (moved to Undictionary:F|Undictionary )
Seksi  (moved to Undictionary:S|Undictionary )
Propaganda 
Individuals 
Bootsy  (Stubbed)
A man with three buttocks  (another Python word-for-word)
Dr. Mario 
Akkk 
Professor Johan 
Horrid Apparition 
Ketchdown (moved to Undictionary:K|Undictionary )
Carlos 
Farai 
Drawl 
Oppose (moved to Undictionary:O|Undictionary )
Alf  (stub)
Gun-wielding otters 

And two that belong in Uncyclopedia:CVP :

Archive1  (CVP)
Currentevents  (Redir to Current events )
Archive2  (CVP)

May 24

MADD 
Macao 
 Magna Carta  VFD
Marine biology 
Maths 
NIPPLES 
Nathan Norman 
Neil 
Neil Armstrong 
Neo-Nazi 
Neville Chamberlain 
New Car Smell 
Ninjor 
Not 
Nobel Prize in Mathematics 
Number 8 
Nunnery 
Nwo 
 Oklahoma  (rewritten}
Old English 
Orion 
Outskirts 
Rabbit turds 
Rectal prolapse 
Republic 
Republican Space Ship 
Republic of Georgia 
Ring of Fire 
Romance Novel 
Rubb 
Rubik's Cube 
SCA 
Counter-Strike Source 
Shaun Sutton 
Fallout 
Ghey 
Antony Graham 
Anthony Graham 
Myg0t 
Psycho Logic 
EMatrix 
Backstreet Boys  (Rewrite)
Room 101 
Template:Psycho Logic Clan 
$25 an hour. 

May 23

Hamhocks 
Harmonic exclusion cycle 
Head 
Headline 
Helena Bowen 
Hob Hobberton 
Holiday 
Homies 
Homo floresiensis 
Hops 
House camelot  (TBD)
Howard Dean 
Howard Stern 
Hug 
 IRA  VFD
Iggy's Wreckin' Balls 
Ignorant 
Imbecil-ized 
Immortality device 
Incas 
Inferno syndrome 
Inflatable funhouse 
Infinitely Useless Objects 
Irish Roulette  (Stubbed)
Insane 
Its  Kept)
It's  (Kept)
Ists 
Jackie Stallone 
James Randi 
Jean-Luc Godard 
John Conner 
John Grisham 
Jorge 
Julia Roberts 
 Just enough to give your kids a treat  VFD
Ken 
Khan! 
Kids trying to piss off their parents 
Knife  (Rewrite)
Knox 
Kurt Kobain  (Stubbed)
Little people 
Locust 
Loom 
Loopy 

May 22

Daddy 
Gensou 
Ghostbusters 
German language 
Glossolalia 
German Free Jazz  (TBD)
Gaming  (TBD)
GUI 
Great Coming 
Great Poetry Riots of 1346 
 Guess Who  Added too and sent to VFD
Guadeloupe 
Good Bye  (TBD)
Grand Moff Tarkin  (Redir to Grand Pope Tarkin )
Gorgonzola 
Telephone directory 
That guy who sat behind you in 10th grade English class 
Big bucks no whammies STOP! 
THAT 
Ta-tas 
Talk page  (TBD)
Tabigail 

May 21

Khazbleckhistanians 
Memphis 
You Klux Klan 
Sir Henry Greenpeace 
EU 
Elitist 
Pipe 
Forever 
Finnish  (Redir to Finland )
Falling down stairs 
Your desk 
Huff 
Old Zealand 
Crossing the road 
Interslice 
Pope John Paul II  (Redir to Pope John Paul 2.0 
Lolita Simplex 
MPs 
Muffy Puffies 
Cannabis 
Douching 
Richard Seddon 
Genius 
Oppose 
Augustttt 3 
Gran 
Violent Donkey 
Thong 
Cornbread humor 
Great Potato Hunt of 1967 
Ginger 
Modern marriages 
Red Velvet Cake Batter 
Grand Master Flash 
Guinea pig 
Telepathy  (Kept)
Telepathetic  (Redir to Telepathy )
Death threats 
James Randi 
Pyre 
Googol 
Country  (TBD)
Polos 
Reindeer 
Daughter 
Taco meat 
PTA  (Stubbed)
Stars 
Sabotage 

May 20

100% accurate 
 Bluebeard  (plagiarized from Grimm Tales Made Gay, Guy Wetmore Carryl (1902)) (vfd) 
The Fat Guy 
Ist  and The Saxophone and Ist War of the Things for Which They Fight 
George w. bush  (redir)
Royal Flush 
Rosie O'Donnel  and Rosie O' Donnell 
Roger Waters 
Roman numeral  (Redir to Roman Numerals ) and Roman Numerals  (duplicates)
Ronald Mcdonald 
Ronald Ray Gun XP  (Stubbed)
Nut sack  (vfd) and Falling down stairs 


May 19

Cake: a made-up drug  and Cake Resistance 
Chernobyl 
Vladimir Putin , A man with three buttocks 
David Bedford, he knows kung fu! 
Dan Abdalla 
Dante  (Stubbed)
Dark Side 
Dark Side of the Moon 
Darkstep 
David Spade 
Dental plan 
Des moines 
Dessie Noonan 
Devon  (TBD)
Diggle 
Disaster 
Discworld  (TBD)
Dislodging movement 
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da 
Dodo  (TBD)
Dogging 
Donnie Osmond  (Stubbed)
Silence  (Stubbed) and Dr. Hans Effielhimmer  (TBD)
Drano 
Drunkenness 
Duncan , Ma Ma Yo  (Kept) and Ma Yo Yo  (Kept)
Corruption  and Every government, ever, no, i'm serious  (TBD)
Everquest  (TBD)
Everything!!! 
Evian 
EvilZak 
Edam  (TBD)
Edison, New Jersey 
Electric 
Elementary particle 
Eleventy-one 
Elmo  (TBD)
Empire of Shoelaces  (TBD)
Engels 
Engineers 
Eternally Constipated Face Syndrome 
Water his chickens 
The Best Movie Ever 
Stephen Fry 
International Code of Marketing of Breast-milk Substitutes 
Cold 
Hot Metal 
Morgan Freeman 
Women in skirts 
Canadian 
Dolmant 
Peace 
Four musicians 
Syphillis Symphonies 
Tommy Hilfiger 
Tornado  (Stubbed)
Toy Story 
Turducken  (Kept)
Tuxedo  (TBD)
Ty Cobb 
Toasterpuss  (TBD)
Toby Keith  (Rewrite)
Tom Cruise  (TBD)
Trogdor the Burninator  (TBD)
Trilateral bildenbergers 
Uncanny 
War of Banana Bread 
War and Peace 
Wanker 
Y-Fox 
Yankee Stadium 
Yogi Bear 
Westminster Parliament  (Stubbed)
Utility belt 
Bastard heathens  (or am I missing something here???)
Duke of York 
Fanboy 
Farting 
Fascism 
Fat People  (Rewrite)
Frank 
Fuck the Internet 
Fucking hates you 
Forest Marshals 
Forest Rangers 
Tea-Rex  (Stubbed)
User tak:Sunseton32  (note "tak" not "talk" - this is in main article space)

Empty categories:

Category:Estelle Getty  (TBD)
Category:Pop music  (Redir to Category:Pop Music 
Category:Users 
Category:Pages that just redirect to other pages  (Kept)

May 18

Is not 
Is too! 
Is not! 
Flip Wilson 
Ed Rendell 
Professor Johan 
Immortality  (Rewrite)
Allies 
This is not a dictionary, part 2 
Tom Clancy 
Outer Mongolia 
Walker Texas Ranger 
Homeys he used to gang-bang with 
Anal leaf 
An 
 All caps  - VFD
Alliance of Half-Tunnel Half-Country Hybrids  (Rewrite)
Altoids 
Altoona, PA 
Alvin and the Chipmunks 
Acting like you're somebody's best mate when you're not really  (Stubbed)
Alexander the Great 
Alfonso Cuaron 
Alice Cooper 
Andre 3000 
Androgynous 
Anthony H. Wilson 
Anti war 
Aphex Twin 
Architect 
Arthur Miller 
Asshole 
Asterisk 
Avatar 
Axe-wound 
Ayumi Hamasaki 
BATF 
Babylon  (Stubbed)
Bad gas 
Balm  (TBD)
Beastie Boys 
Beleivlved 
Benzene 
Billy Idol  (TBD)
Black Music Award 
Bladder jones 
Blah 
Body Odor 
Bollywood 
Bombay  (Stubbed)
Bone 
Bong 
Bootywhang 
Born Again Christians 
Bottle cap 
Bring A Seahorse To School  (TBD)
Bruce Dickenson  (TBD)
Buddy Holly  (Stubbed)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer  (TBD)
Budweiser  TBD)
Burt Reynolds 
Cambodja  (TBD)
Cano-coprophagy  and Salvia Divinorum 
Canope 
Cap in yo' ass  (Stubbed)
Capital 
Captain Needa 
Carpal tunnel syndrome 
Carribean Sea 
Carte blanche 
Catch-22 
Catheter 
Celebrity binoculars 
Child molestors 
Chips 
Chucky 
Chunnel Collapse of 1996 
Cleaning 
Clowns  (Redir to Clown )
Coat hanger 
Coconut cake 
College students 
Colossus of Raw Meat 
Comb overs, as in worst ever seen  (Kept)
Concentration Camps 
Conception 
Conquering the universe 
Consluded 
Counter 
Crunk 
Custard 
Cyber Paris 64 
Dinner Party  Rewritten EvilZak  05:32, 19 May 2005 (EDT)
Final Fantasy 
Gentleman 
German Potato Salad. 
Rutabaga 
The Era of Closed Scissors Inserted Into Orifices And Then Vigourously Snapped Open 
Henry VIII 
Snack food 
Episode III 
Craig Kilborn 
Set us up the bomb 
People who cant drive 
People who can't drive 
Xyzzy  (Kept)
Paul Prudhomme 
Convicted 

I think Xyzzy is some kind of computer joke, so I kept it just in case people who actually understand it find it funny. --Rcmurphy 13:00, 19 May 2005 (EDT)

May 17

Heroin 
Steven Hawking 
Galloway 
Cap in yo' ass  (Stubbed)
Brow-Beating Communists 
Dentists 
E.g. 
Junkies 
Bangkok 
Fransisco Franco 
Middle Earth 
Ming Dynasty 
David Copperfield 
Misogyny 
Communist Bear Comedians 
Glitz  (Stubbed)
Crossbow 
Rabbie Burns 
Robert Anton Wilson  (TBD)
John Adams 
BFF 
Ashleigh Bush 
Pluto the dog 
Warrior Women 
Cherie Blair 
Orcs 
Gilgamesh 
Alice in Wonderland 
Saskatchewan 
Missionary 
Marijuana addict 
Ashley Olsen 
Linux Abusers 
Heroin addicts 
Babel fish 
Capitol Hill 
Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil 
War on drugs 
Pharoah 
Boy Scouts 
Salsa 
 Gateway theory  I have some ideas to rewrite this --Paulgb Talk  20:11, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
Wanking 
Astronomer  (partial duplicate of: Astronomers) - Astronomers  moved to Astronomer 
  • It won't let me delete Robert Anton Wilson (so the conspiracy theories are true!). I've left Cap in yo' ass as I think there's mileage in this "yo-yo waz up language" idea. -- Bonalaw 04:19, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
Sarah McLoughlin 
Naked and Petrified 
Eurology 
Jigman 
The crazy german 
Vladamir putin 
Ruble 
Title Of My Submission 

May 16

Babel Fish 
Mgoblue 
Carnival 
Sandhurst 
Moon-hating snipers  (TBD)
Princess 
Gulf War XXI  (TBD)
The Muppets  (Redir to Muppets )
Sheep nation 
King Richard 
Holden, Lloyd 
Kremlin 
Scott Lent 
Turku 
J.R.R Tolkein 
Teh clue  (TBD)
Grahame Turner  (TBD)
Back to the Future II 
Spiky stick 
Eternal youth 
Kook 
Multinational 
Demon 
Wheel  (keep)
Tomato  (TBD)
Chewbacca 
Hollywood Squares 
Mango 
Relaxing afternoon 
Vigor 
Veto 
Vladimir Putin 
UserJigman 
 What class is this  (VFD)
Whinging poms 
Wagon 
Walt Whitman 
Weed 
Your 
YourPageHere 
Child Molestation 
Butt Train USA 
Professional hockey stick manufacturers 
Super Saiyan 
Seychelles 
Twinkie 
Maggot 
Mr. Bob 
ASCII phallus 
Shagging sheep 
Open your computer case 
Nine inch nails 
Mole people  (Stubbed)
Existence  (Rewrite)
With Teeth  (TBD)
Title Of My Submission  (currently redirects to The NoHomers Club , an ad for an external website)
TUCSON  (blanked by original author and resubmitted as Tucson ) I redirected this to Tucson. EvilZak 02:03, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
Preggers 
Mascot  (Stubbed)

and whatever hasn't already been reverted of the losersrus spam:

User:Americanadian
User talk:Abc
User:Agquarx]
User:DC 
Talk:Dick cream 
User talk:Dö¢ 
User:Eric119 
User talk:Eric119 
User:Erin 
User talk:Erin 
User talk:Iloveloserz 
User:KittensKill 
User talk:Kristen5236 
User talk:Langly 
User:Losersrus 
User talk:Neo 
User:0bvious 
User talk:0bvious 
Talk:Spoonerism 
Talk:Talent agent 
User talk:Undecided 

contribs are:

User is already redflagged on ban-patrol.

Gah. Fricking idiots. I reverted or deleted their edits, except when they had already been fixed or when each modified the other's user or talk pages. --Rcmurphy 23:38, 22 May 2005 (EDT)


May 15

 Jake Soward 
Slapoo 
The meaning of life 
Lord Zarquon 
Does the Pope shit in the woods? 
Thank you 
Hooves 
Your fly is unzipped 
Microsoftland 
Revolution 
Mythology 
Underground breakfast foods 
Poland  
Lower Newtown 
Sub-Atomic Gastrophysics 
Vasja Pupkin 
Amnesia 
Och Aye 
Manhood 
Vlad the Impaler  - rewritten as Vlad the Impala :) --Carlb 18:00, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
The crazy German 
Sandhurst 
High Wycombe 
Velocity 
Poland has too much page history, I will move it to VFD when I am done with the list. --Paulgb Talk 17:13, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
Redirected the pope one, since the other article already exists. --Paulgb Talk 17:14, 15 May 2005 (EDT)
Amnesia is short, but it might be funny if expanded. Will me moved to VFD. Lord Zarquon also will be moved to VFD because I am wondering if I am missing somthing, since the blanking was by a mod who could have deleted it instead. --Paulgb Talk 17:42, 15 May 2005 (EDT)

May 14

Category:Tsunami Victims
Photocopier 
Darth Vadar 
Nico 
Bill and Ted 
Antacid 
Modern 
Toothbrush 
Tunnel 
Smarter 
Cowating 
Twelfth dimension 
M.C. Escher 
Bob Dylan 
Cowationologyst 
Greens Party 
Pseudo-cowationology 
Albania 
YAK YAK III of YAKSVILLE 
Yacked out 
Overyacking 
Underyacking 
Zaphod Beeblebrox 

May 13

Perfect 
Saskatoon 
Urmom 
Mel Brooks 
Gigli 
89 
Quonsar 
Jim Morrison 
Humanoid 
Zaphod Beeblebrox 
The Terror of Death 
Pointed stick 
Lolita Simplex 
Queen Latifah 
Smarch 
5-800 
Moldova 
Henry DeTamble 
Toadstool 
Eternal youth 
Snoop Doggy Dogg 
War of Banana Bread 
Undictionary:Unfunny 
Digimon 
Marzipan 
Linux abusers 
Corn 
Kook 
Lemur 
Anglo Saxon Britain 
David Letterman 
Prometheus 
March 25 
Bareback tiger rodeo 
Jennifer Love-Hewitt 
69 
.HACK 
DOS 

Crap articles deleted. Less crap ones stubbed.--Machinecurse 16:14, 15 May 2005 (EDT)

May 12

 Grammar Nazi 
50-Cent 
Absolute Power  it looks like vandalism, but it is
actually a long running joke. see the discussion page.
--Paulgb Talk  21:12, 13 May 2005 (EDT)
Ice-T 
Looptid 
Peter Hamit 
St Aloysius College 
Adminstrinator 
Gulag  (VFD)
Central Europe 
Anal Bleeding 
Canfield 
Walloon 
Bermuda triangle 
Sausages  (Redir to Sausage )
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
Central Europe 
Dave Lister 

Keeping absolute power, the joke is that absolute power corrupts ha ha ha. Gulag might deserve VFD so I kept it too. Im tired so if someone wants to kill the rest... --Paulgb Talk 21:15, 13 May 2005 (EDT)

Finished 'em off. --Rcmurphy 16:16, 15 May 2005 (EDT)

May 11

PUNS OF MASSIVE CIVILIZATION 
Set us up the bomb 
Rosie the Retard 
Connectthedots 
Pittsburgh 
Etcetera 
Comrade Boris  (This belongs in Uncyclopedia:CVP ) (CVP)
Annoying  (TBD)
Chewbacca 
Haiti 
Whippersnappers 
Those magazines where you get a free DVD and binder with part one, but get hammered on the next issue 
Ive redirected this to something (slightly) more generic and put up a article, if anyone can add
to and/or modify it I'd appreciate the help. --Elvis 20:33, 11 May 2005 (EDT)
Anal stretching  - attempted rewrite on this and reverted almost all other [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&target=64.235.96.66 64.235.96.66 contribs  as vandalism :( --Carlb  15:40, 11 May 2005 (EDT)
US Department of Incredibly Useless but Entirely True Statistics 
American education system 
The Times of Our Lord, and Other Lies  (Kept)
American Justice System 
Stone Cold Steve Austin 
NSA 
What 
Hobbes 
Popular belief 
Cartoon 
Yemen 
University of Pennsylvania 
Columbia University 
Ignored boots 
Regular boots 
Popular Boots 
Byte 
Bit 
Sealclubbers 
Pretty Boy Floyd 
Smart 
Cobra Commander 
Now 
Moscow 
Cannibal Women In The Avacado Jungle Of Death 
Grammatron Clerics 
Weeble 
 Willy Wonka  Someone had effectively blanked it, reverted to previouse version--Elvis  14:57, 11 May 2005 (EDT)
Genetic malfunction 
Drew Carey 
Ya-coo-za 
Longwinded set ups for abysmal puns 
Clever 
We  (Kept)
3RR 
Russian roulette 
Rosicruia  (TBD)
Lacrosse  (TBD)
38 
God's Toliet 
Radium 

Kept We because it provides links to other pages, and The Times of Our Lord, and Other Lies because it's consistent with the Anonymous page. Maybe someone will expand it. Anal stretching to VFD. Uh huh uh huh yeah. --Rcmurphy 17:58, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

May 10

All of the uncategorised categories which are sitting empty, mostly typos or duplicata of other existing categories:
  1. Category:Amusing 
  2. Category:Are_you_kidding 
  3. Category:Are_you_kidding?_Only_commercial_shit_can_be_categorized_which_is_a_brutal_act_of_caging_and_killing_the_freedom_and_the_soul._Anyways,_does_anyone_have_any_good_pot_around_here?  (TBD)
  4. Category:Automotive 
  5. Category:Bands 
  6. Category:Cars 
  7. Category:Celebraties 
  8. Category:Celebrity  (TBD)
  9. Category:Communications 
 10. Category:Conspircy  (TBD)
 11. Category:Currency 
 12. Category:Dead_People 
 13. Category:Dead_people  (TBD)
 14. Category:Director 
 15. Category:Discordia 
 16. Category:Disease  (duplicate of Category:Diseases} (Redir)
 17. Category:Events 
 18. Category:Evolution 
 19. Category:Fake_Links 
 20. Category:Fictional 
 21. Category:Foods  (duplicate of Category: Food) (Redir)
 22. Category:Great 
 23. Category:Homosexuals  (duplicate of Category: Homosexuality) Redir)
 24. Category:Hot_bi_babes  (duplicate of Category: Bisexuals) (Redir)
 25. Category:Idea 
 26. Category:Knights_of_Rides 
 27. Category:LOLZ 
 28. Category:Leisure  (duplicate of Category: Hobbies) (Redir)
 29. Category:Materials_Science  (duplicate of Category: Materials) (TBD)
 30. Category:Miscellany  (duplicate of Category:Miscellaneous)
 31. Category:Modest 
 32. Category:Nature 
 33. Category:Penis 
 34. Category:Penis-envy 
 35. Category:People_Who_Need_an_Asskicking  (TBD)
 36. Category:Peoples  (duplicate of Category: People, Category: Ethnicities) (Redir)
 37. Category:Phosphorusophy 
 38. Category:Porn  (duplicate of Category: Pr0n) (Redir)
 39. Category:Prophesies 
 40. Category:Rambling  (duplicate of Category: Ramble)
 41. Category:Royals  (duplicate of Category: Royalty)
 42. Category:Sexy 
 43. Category:Talk 
 44. Category:The_Universe  (duplicate of Category: The universe) (Redir)
 45. Category:Tsunami_Victims 
 46. Category:UNIX 
 47. Category:Undeniable_facts  (Redir)
 48. Category:Vast_Conspiricies  (duplicate of Category: Conspiracies) (TBD)
empty categories:
     Category:Potpourri 
     Category:Making up Sun Tzu Quotes  (TBD)
and possibly the entire misspelled categories hierarchy: 
 Category:Misspelled categories  (TBD)
 Category:Phylosophy  (TBD)
 Category:Miscellaeneous  (TBD)
along with:
 Category:Categories  (TBD)
 CategoryCategory  (TBD)
 Category:Another category  (TBD)
 Category:Irritating Repetition  (TBD)

Finally got around to looking at these...the ones that might possibly be remade in the future (like Category:The Universe ) have been redirected, and most of the others are baleeted or TBD'd. --Rcmurphy 13:27, 19 May 2005 (EDT)