Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive18

January 31st

Julio --vanity
Nba
Aaron - vanity
Cowgirled
German Traditional Suicide - wtf (literally)
Game:Zork/wickedwitchleft2 - ecch.
Awwwww yeahh Tritto
Carl Elder Ditto
The Church of Mechanifigs of Latter Day Impure Mathemafigs Pointless redirect - All dealt with.

January's 30!

Vaginal Bleeding
MEXICAN WALRUS
POOPOO
Segata Sanshiro
Maths student
Wesley HO
Burningpie
Steak Baguette
Chris Cohen
MSA
The One Most Corrupted - I don't believe this sort of thing is condoned.  Is it? 
XTR
Template:Count Chocula
WackyZ -- pointless redirect, moved to the user page
Virtual Boy -- I totally agree
Conquer
Bessie
Hippopower
Dirty niggers
Surge
Staten Island
Ryanhanrahan
Supid people in A Series of Unfortunate Events
Xeldão
Aqualung gone to CRP
Lord of The Gays
Barbaro -- I feel sorry for your horse, but this isn't the place to say it.
Science Engineering Academy --We don't care
Dementism I know this has a WIP tag on it, but it doesn't look promising. - fixed itself up
Truffle hunting 
Sam Rider
International Cliche Day
Image:Tabletennis profile.jpg *shudder*

29 בינואר

Emile zola
Thomas
Endless Online
Dragonstea din tei
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus'
Brewsterico
Stave it off
The dalton school
Nicolas scepanovic
Matthew dragojlovic
Nebris -- recreated crap

January 7+7+7+7

User:Alksub/HowTo:Run away from home Unneeded User: redirect
UnNews:Admins delete 1 Billionth article today
Awesome
Scat Babe
Judas Priest
Keee
Kitchen 8 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DELETE IT SANSSE! Sansse? NOOOOO!!!!!!
This page does not exist it sucks, one crappy sentence
Becton Regional High School
Template:Cornhole
The vestibule
Trevor loves the cock
Counterstrike: Source
British Scareways
The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Shmann

January Double Sevens

Dillon cason - slandanity
Onomatapea
Jasper heatlie
151513
Calle
Do not click any Links! It was made into a redirect. 
Zelda bottles
Champs-Élysées
Image:Portsmouthbadge.jpg --better version at Image:Portsmouthbadge.png 
Template:DDYK
HowTo:Spay or Nueter Your Own Pet - spelled wrong - moved
John the coach driver - vanity of User:Johnisalegend
Bisc& --all CAPS is not funneh.
Man train
Emily sjolin
Giant squid's wet dream
Dean Woodley
Réné Lévesque
Shoebox vanityshite
Sperm-containing packets
Democritus
Runescape movie
Ghetto
Wtf With Pokemon
Claudia Schiffer
Pound sign
Heidi Klum
ARTICLE NAME HERE
Ukaleyle
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/573 (number) (author request)
Gifted
Byzantine Empire -- ICU expired - expired ICUs go in UN:MN automatically, no need to put them here.

Jan. Twenny Sicks

Supernova
Benita Franscique
Kripkenstein -- One pic on an article is not enough.
Alyson Wolach -- See UN:CM
User:The Bard/desk (delete this redirect please - article moved to title)
Janelle Huskerson (slandanity)
How To Write A Essay (broken/pointless redirect)
HowTo:Revise A Essay (pointless redirect)
Austin huskerson (slandanity?)
How To Edit A Essay - (Pointless, double redirect)
John Richman -- Note the word: "Uncyclopedia" not Wikipedia
All the President's Men
Kel -- who?

Page 0099 (very old linkless Game Page that got superceded)
Tim black (Slanity/Vanity)
Gregor Sim (Slandanity)
Talk:Encyclopædia_Dramatica - redirects don't have talk pages. (archive this?)
HowTo:Write A Essay (moved to HowTo:Write an Essay, delete redirect)
Håle
User:Alksub/Decomposition - Unneeded User: redirect

January Training Flies

Everything with prefix "A minefield/" (12 pages, all now-orphaned redirects to Game space)
Category:PCDVD (unused)
Page 1567 (Old and unused Game page)
Wilde:Works
Sweaty ken  (pointless redirect)
Killswitch engage 
Pedro naked 
Stephen Wan  (slandanity...the story continues!)
Hannah Varrall  (vanity...a lot of these are interconnected, and they weave a highly interesting tale of woe, heartbreak, and childhood confusion)
Dearen  (depending on who it's coming from, slandanity/vanity)
Nathan rouse  (slandanity)
Jennie Frost  (slandanity)
Jonathan Pearmain (vanity)
Matt Thies  (Highly Vandiferous)
MyMoody (advertising) (It was advertising...it's been self-blanked)
Daniel Nilsen  (slandanity)
Kine (really dumb slandanity)
Kristine wergeland (slandanity)
Mistermoze
Ya know what, no!  (continued remaking)
Espen skjelnes
Tonje
Kine Tronstad
Tonje Haugland
This Link
Nab
Shawarma Express
RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole/
Catalin
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/This world is flooded with pee - (pretending to be pee)
Coka-caine
Ready Rudolph
Booker T
釣本大介
うんこ
長谷川真理子
JBL
太宰治
長谷川真理子

January TWO-FOURTHS EQUALS ONE-HALF

Kenneth Kutaragi
Tornado - To make way for move
Emosex - ewwww...
Tom Anderson
Sweethome
Cro-manager-- author blanked
Golden Path --the only funny thing is the amount of grammatical errors
An IB Student
Dennis vogel
Patti Smith
Cyanide
Andrew harries
Page blanking
Sarika Rice
Frasse
Zaosh fanclub - Apparent slandanity, obvious utter shit
Captain Not-So-Obvious
The high flyin finlander
UnNews:Mother Screams Way to Loud - unfunny and super incoherent 
How to: Act an expensive restaurant useless redirect - noob made an oops.
Rocking Horse Emos
Www.peic.com
That fat kid down the street -- ewwwww...

January two wendies and thee

TOIFY -- and finally deletion
FacePunch -- racist crap
Chunky
12 Year Old Boy -- 12 year olds invading the internet
Flying machine
Ken Kuturagi
J Z
Like Fifty People
WikiHell
Steve Harvey
Brass knuckles
Mountmellick
Ronan Wall
Category:Flameviper Images - Vanity.  Maybe he still has lessons to learn.
Weidum
Kevin O
Zach fritz
I Hate Mignon. Yeah. Me too. 
Judith Tizard
‎Ian wainwright
Maine Endwell High School
Tamarana
Jennifer Lopez's booty is as real as Michael Jackson's nose
Bracknell
Bradwell
Image:Ray2.jpg (duplicate of Image:RayPost.png)
NeedABrain/HowTo:Make_Cheesy_Sci-Fi - my bad. please remove the pointless redirect.
Nathan walter
Motor Boat shite
RapeScape
Gunnar í Krossinum
Augustus Cole -- fails quality control
Hate mail
User:Shandon/ADD_World_Documentary -- works great in person, doesn't work in text.

January two ducks on the pond

Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 07 - We don't need this just yet.
Centerville Delinquints
Category:Attack of the grue -The whole attack of the grue category is a pointless orphan with bad grammar.
Game:Attack_of_the_grue/D 
Game:Attack_of_the_grue/E
Game:Attack_of_the_grue/S
Chris Brown
Eh
Athensonian
3 headed chicken - pointless redirect
Talk:Three_headed_chicken - pointless redirect created by accident
Nasal intercourse
Stratego
C.U.
Hey Jude
Smallfry
Talk:Smallfry
Ronan Wall
Sean Halpin
'fro - pointless redirect
Real love - makes me cry
Template:Aotg  -The whole attack of the grue category is a pointless orphan with bad grammar.
Tyler Honey -- we don't care
Leto Atriedes - pointless redirect; nothing links to it

January Twenty + 1

Radio shack
Karim cheaib
The Danish NWH CLan - guess what
The Ginger Whore
Bring Me The Horizon [Vandalisim is not grounds for QVFD - ZB]
Game:Zork3/reincarnate -- Kill
Nigger pee -- HTBFANJS
Professor Subtle <insert name here> use=bad ICU'd
User:86.147.254.112 --that's not nice, is it?
Game Online/Bobobo/Charging horses
Louie dane -- we don't care
VG Cats Forum
 User:Positive -- WARNING! CONTAINS A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PR0N IMAGES!!! User infibanned for spamming (all external files)
Katharine Mcphee
Blackadder -- it's just a description of some scripts, and not very accurate at that. Zero creativity.
Cleaned up, it might just be appropriate for Wikipedia.

January Twenty

Krusty the Klown
Stephen karahan --no vainity please.
Josh
Bev Cocks
MrEricSir
Image:Melontoumei.gif -- reuploaded as jpeg
User:Gracenotes -- well, there isn't a db-author on uncyclopedia, but meh delete it

January Nine-teeth

CBS
Brian Kinney
Robert honomichl -- recreated crap
Shaun Collins
TehFeare
Roni opris
The World of Colbertcraft
Sofia
LJ
Mk dons
Michael howells -- vanity
Roflcopter -- Historically, this concept has never been funny.
Artificial intellegence
REPEAT -- I tagged it ICU, but it's probably instahuffable.
The four faces of harford
Oscer meyer hotdogs
MIKE ATKINSON
Tim birch
List of People who Pwn
Game:Zork/abrulz
Game:Zork/donkeykong2
AGB
Sophie brennan 
Ben mannix
Weird Al Yankovich
Movements
Darren Mariano - vain, too
Sachin Tendulkar vain
Amitabh Bachchan vain
Useless Shit
YTV
Eric edgren
Jojo levesque
Doug eddy
Crazy Sexy -- vanity

QVFD is looking a bit barren now that the new admins are in place (18 January)

Jeffery -- vanity
Peter Hain -- slandanity
Boeing 666
Image:DSC02403.JPG - Vanity
Spleek
Martin_mcguinness
Forum_talk:Benson:_A_refendum
Forum:Benson:_A_refendum
Image:GIF_test.gif - "Please delete"
This Is What The Edge Of Your Penis Was Made For
Sean
Poem
GCSE's - moved this to GCSEs, then came to think GCSE would be better]
Jordie bokor
Mangoish
Berenstain bears
Real World
Dumd Guy
Template:Lord_Crust
Your friends
Boer War
Saving private ryan
Famous italian americans
LimeWire PRO 4.12.0.

17 January

Stephen Aponte -- recreated crap
Panic! at the Disco
Stephen_Aponte
Pretty Guardian Sailor Mustang
Sagar
Omesh
Main Page Imposter
9000000000BC
Buy
Tinnitus
Inbox
Boomshakalaka
Elite purez
Eccentrica Gallumbits
Raging Lesbian

The day is dawning (Janny Si'een)

Category:DuhduhduhduhdudduhduhDADADAdaduhduhduh -- stupid category
Cerys Matthews
Oshawa
Keith Moon
Conformality
Rasterbator
Jaedon Strauss --do you get it? I don't.
Nick warren
Jasmine Jaume
Ryan Bowles
Street
Christian dhyre foldal
Shatman
Mike Horncastle
Jew huffing
Luke foden
Max haraldsen
Blue Man Group: The Truth
Matthew Jones
Friggiermarbendill
League of Armadillos - vanity
The ghetto weedles of doom - incoherent crap
Dr. Rockso - huh?
Spasm
Owen Wallinger slandanity
Invertabretes
Actresses
Manx Gaelic
Michael boyers vanity
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/sg
Rogne ætta
Grimstad ætta
Ku

Jan Filth Teen

Mel
Hider mushroom -- recreated crap
Carol thatcher - blanked by author.
Hider mushroom
Ja rule
Uncyclopeidia -- redirected to Uncyclopedia
Metal Gear Wario
Big boy
Greg sansone
Oakbank
99.999%
Kitsuneyasha
Travian
Category:The "Will Be Posing in Playboy To Garner Some Cheap Publicity When She's 40 And Losing It" Clock
Gamecube
Welcome to the White Parade
Long
Pet Rock
Audun
Ghislieri
Stay Under 50
Cat Farming
Master
Keith shields
Constipated Monkey
Forest Whitaker
Al jazeera international
Nimpod
Hills road sixth form college
Freem
CrystAL PALACE
Colin chambers
Charlton athletic
Mr. Lordi
F.E.A.R
Dis dumb ass got hung hahahahahah
The Rocky VII Picture Fight
Knights who say Ni
Instant and Bloody Death
Goo goo dolls
Ant Man
Fahrenheit 9/11 -- not funny for sober people
At&t
Julio -- we don't care
Teeterdil
Rizon -- personal information is a big no-no
Mongoloid -- NO PERSONAL INFORMATION ALLOWED EVER
Jonny Miller
Zazamafras -- recreated crap
Kalvin Lim -- we don't care
Brent Aprill -- we don't care
Nick watson -- we don't care

PLS!!! (Jan. 14)

Geophysicist - Copyvio, eg. of [1]
Fox Ewes
Dr.Steel - (Simply a copy of Doctor Steel)
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Samuel Tweed
Sophie Izard
Ninpo
Oscos
Ashley perkins
J-Ho
Agglutinate
Ural Automotive Plant
Chris Weidler vanity
After the end of time
King Charles I
Newage3 - this website is not Swedish
How did you die!
High School of Dundee
Eric elkins
George Martin Stephen
Spamming idiot
Twinsburg
George martin stephen
Recovery position
Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men
Rita Verdonk
Electric Hero Porygon
User:Braydie/test - author request
The legend of zelda: majora's mask
Uncyclopedia Sucks
Ichigo he killed santa! that vanity shite!
Wowjaspersnotgayatall - bet he is
Navyfield
UnNews:Tourisim slump in The Bay area is due to mothers, says study
Craic
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! =D -- not funny for sober people
UnNews:Exlusive Interview with Benson - unneeded redirect.
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ obviously nonconformant pee review page devoid of content; apparently used as a test page
Image talk:Xp.png.png Ignore this request

A day, that is totally unrelated to the running "joke" below

Draco Malfoy
Suby-Wuby
Redskins
XSubliminalxSatisfactionx
XSubliminalxSatisfactinx
Uncyclopedia:Sockpuppeteer of the Month
Overlord^DPD -- vanity
Bodybuilding
The Daily Show with Che Guevara
user:qviri & user talk:qviri, right to vanish, etc
Joe McClemont
XXcloudXx
Chav Fan Club
IWindows
Kiuas
The Dillinger Escape Plan - recreated
Image:MSN online.PNG --that wasn't what I expected...
Trowbridge
Zac efron - vanity
Dennis Stamp - wikipedia's page on you has been protected to prevent re-creation. 
Misunderstand
Cliff Bleszinski - vanity
Tom Foofoo
Cowballs
Azamat
Autobots
Weathersfield Elementary School -- this was probably made by a third grader
Woodbridge
Warioloaf - vanityshite
Image:Sharkbitenew.jpg - FUCK POWERSHOT AND SHARK BITE.
Woodbridge - generic crappy hometown article
It's a trap!
Bodybuilding

Tomorrow after yesterday

Forum:RaNdOm - Unneeded redirect
Pantertanter
MMCC
Steve Jobs' Enormous Wang ICUed
Stephany - good god, go away. 1.5.
User:Tom_mayfair/Temp:Go_Away - Resigned
User:Tom mayfair/Temp:Uh Yeah. About That - Resigned
User:Tom mayfair/Template:VainInJoke - Resigned
User:Tom mayfair/Temp:Welcome - Resigned
Subst:User:Tom mayfair/Temp:Welcome - Resigned
Image:My Friendss.JPG - Nobody cares about your friends. That, and they're ugly.
Brooke weston - slandanity
Ian goodrich - unfinished attack page
Candice michelle - vanityshite
Josh field
Applejacks
Crackerjacks
Vicky Cappicino
Random page
High flyin finlander
Zack
Tal
Sam leake
Lacey Mills
Ring of Power
Fruit snacks
WWE Cahmp The Fly Flying Finlander Marcus Wanha
Tyler Williams
Waffle King
Matt nafie
Jimmy dean
Old hag
Icann
Template:SotM - Moved Redirect
UN:SM - Moved Redirect
SotM - Moved Redirect
Top gun
Ben brostoff is gay
Crazy Jay
Matt Provost
Cheesepie
Porridge - I've got it in paper back D
Lior
Final fantasy 3
Leader of Ireland (Eire)
Bobazorz
Amlwch - nice idea, but too much vanity to survive
Alan smith
0000 (number)
Mr macdonald
Gaol
Joel clarke
Lost planet
Robert Odhiambo
Sam gregory
Charles baird
Aaron padgeham
Corby
The Man from Nantucket
Austrian redirected to Austria
NAZI
Salzburg 
Chode
Warren
Jack tizzard
Monty
Kohen
Rat Pack
Morgan Collins
Jonathan
Mr. Welling
Ganjusan
Will Quillin
William allsopp - vanity blanked by author

All of these pages have either been moved to the Korean Uncyclopedia or are no longer necessary.
Babel:Ko
Babel:Ko/0으로 나누기
Babel:Ko/IRC
Babel:Ko/OS/2
Babel:Ko/PDA
Babel:Ko/공산주의
Babel:Ko/날아다니는 스파게티 괴물
Babel:Ko/대한민국
Babel:Ko/독일
Babel:Ko/러시아
Babel:Ko/러시아식 유머
Babel:Ko/리눅스
Babel:Ko/맥 OS X
Babel:Ko/메에
Babel:Ko/모스크바
Babel:Ko/모질라 파이어폭스
Babel:Ko/미적분학
Babel:Ko/번역
Babel:Ko/섹명
Babel:Ko/소니
Babel:Ko/스탈린
Babel:Ko/아이튠즈
Babel:Ko/양
Babel:Ko/언사이클로피디어
Babel:Ko/에스페란토어
Babel:Ko/오사카
Babel:Ko/위키백과
Babel:Ko/일본
Babel:Ko/일본어
Babel:Ko/일본인
Babel:Ko/조선민주주의인민공화국
Babel:Ko/중국
Babel:Ko/중국어
Babel:Ko/한국
Babel:Ko/한국인
Babel:Ko/앙드레 김 한국어

The Day After Yesterday

Boo
Marc
One-Eye Dick
High school musical
Josh field - cyberslanbullity
Larry Sangerer
Poetry analysis
Cheese cake
Francisco jimenez
Charli martin
Dookie
DEE DEE DEE
User:Kjhf/js   -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?)   17:02, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Bjørnar Pettersen
Midna
MRABoP
Echuca
James Rank vanity
Ben Muths
Leaders Of The Free World - No one has heard of these guys either
Pedofiles have mustaches and beards
Daniel draper - No one has heard of this guy
Sadam husain - Don't you love it when the title gives away the fact that the article is QVFD trash?
Effing
Lamborghini mercialago
Wack wall street
Simon arnold
The Accused
Czechs
Nick Ferrara
Jack price
David Nevitt
User:Todd_Lyons/watchtower --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS 	PC (talk) 13:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Whataconteh
Lol penis
Pergot
Man on the moon
Yer mam
Animal Crossing
Cantorbury Tales
Gravesend
Kosovo war part 2
Wibble

The Day Before Tomorrow

Deridder
Holdiay Staff
Fan-boy - Short. 
Monster Raving Looney Party
Lestichire
Gary Thomas
Ylmtiotocytstwotdadsfse
Harlequin fetus
ChaCha Search
X-cameraray
Tartarus (video game) nonsense?
Diamond City
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive01 (owner request)
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive02
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive03
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive04
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive05
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive06
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive07
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive08
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive09
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive10
User_talk:Todd_Lyons/archive11
User:Todd_Lyons/clipboard
User:Todd_Lyons/birthdays
User:Todd_Lyons/scrapbook
User:Todd_Lyons/faq
User:Todd_Lyons/gallery
User:Todd_Lyons/folding (please & thanks)
Jin woo
Haribo
Muff
Jack chambers
Joeleiss
Sam lusby
Final fantasy 3
Sheena Eats-A-Ton
Scott latta
Nirangin
Hrvatska
Kenny humphreys
The same pupil on The Vampire Hobo Stalker, a week later
It should be noted
Justin hoffert
AdSense
Eazy E
Asf - cyberslanbullity
Tor Hagemann - vanity
David Faragut - Blanked by author
Babarhoe
Gay bomb
Mara Copland
Jack Hunter - 1.5
War of the Bling - content is "a war" - well gee, how obvious
Asf - who the hell is Stacie
Joe espinoza - apparent vanity
Ram - so are you
Mara Copland - UN:VAIN violation
Image:Orly aaaa.png - author request
User:Modusoperandi/Left_Behind really, really obsolete
User:Modusoperandi/Police seek prophet in plant persecution
User:Modusoperandi/UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame
The_Vampire_Hobo_Stalker

January Nein

Matt Croglio
2007 in film
Henrique avelar
Pythagorean Theorem
Faith Hill 
Rubber Ducky
Benign
Lichtenstein
Editing How to post comments
How to post comments
Malagoiu
Sirius Black
Emo hunting
Philip
StrawberryClock
MSPaint: Online
Ratshit
Rodney MacDonald
Cingular commercial guy
Flash Animation
Espiritu
Alex Bull
Quite recent German proverb
Emperor Hirohito
Matt Leinart 
Lee evans 
Vida Guerra
Coronation Street
Uncyci
Meeks
Chris palm
Space Invaders
Shaggy
Andy Walsh
Dildo Bandito
Supra
Ethan Thompson
Large Bikers with Runic Tattoos
Jose Maurinho
Great Wall of Pakistan
Shit-scary ghost stories
Melissa
Caps
My computer teacher
Suraj moorjani - blanked by author
Dave and kristina
Derek Jeter

Dirty Potter moved to userpage

Scrotumzit
Jehovahs witnesses
Lourdes pradeep
Duane Drew
Shagging
Battleships
Sherbetology - blanked by author
Wakeman Schools Teachers The usual school shite.
Simon jordan has the stench of vanity
Dean lowery 
User:TooltrollUnBooks:A Rude Awakening - useless redirect
Charlie sellors - cyberslanbullity
Image:Poldeoddokeliza.jpg - gratuitous, unhumorous boobies.
User:Flyingfeline/Misdirection - redirect page no longer needed
Mok khim
Henrique avelar
Kevin Smeek

January HATE HATE HAT

That guy in the trench coat.  Oh, lovely.
Soul calibur
Nsfw
Cingular commercial guy
Rodney MacDonald
David Faragut
FAQGames - Website vanity	 
List of unpopulated professions	 
Jon - Vanity? Slandanity? Who knows.
Plastic explosives
Coward
Methology
Soul calibur
MSPaint: Online
Alien Hominid
TZ
Alaskan chili dog
Lewis Carroll
Philip
Christopher Colombus
Mpazogami
All of the Time
Ratshit
Flash Animation
Youtube
Sirius Black
Emo hunting
StrawberryClock
White Bluffs
Malagoiu
Mule Men
Rodney MacDonald
Neo-Nazis -- not funny. See UN:VAIN
Hhh
Metal sonic
Final Fantasy XXX
BREE REE WEE
Jeremy Clarkson
Seth zaman
UCD
author request..
Bekky the lesbian fangirl
How to avoid internet porn addiction
How to Get Your Husband to Stop Looking at Porn
UnNews:SVM (Sudden Voice Mixup)
Grilled cheese
West ham united
Themafianetwork
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Ratshit

Jan. S7even

Children of men
Lynsey Foster - Vanity?
Dave Matthews
Dr. Dre (hamill's alter ego)
John Frusciante
Unofficial Chatroom
Wake Forest University - Copy straight from wikipedia, it seems.
NSFW - Only NSFW if it crashes your browser.
Trucks
NOT SAFE FOR WORK --->>> Image:1166384890153413.gif <<<--- DON'T CLICK IF YOU ARE AT WORK!
List of Voyeuristic Celebrities Who Enjoy People Watching Them Have a Terrific Time Screwing, Colloquially Known As "Making Love" - no comment
John gaynor recreated article that was deleted about 2 hous ago. 
Image:N00bzork.JPG - was only used in Bob the Generic n00b, and superceded by the actual text version! --L
Category:Isreal
Category:God Help us!! They're at it again!
Blood mountain
Fhqwhgads -- not funny for sober people
The Beginning of the Universe
Weeaboo
Ciano Beleuar
Ciano Beleuar -- recreated crap; and as Hinoa would respond to the message on that article: no.
Dank
Queen Street Mall - Aussiecruft
Money No Enough - who the fuck is Jack Neo, more importantly, why does this article exist
Themafianetwork - advertising a shitty online game. we don't care.
Shit itself to death - no fucking way am I allowing this by
Why?: Can't we be friends? - recreated crap, i think

Jam the something

Detroit red wings
64 slices of American cheese
Dane cook template whore!
List of Voyeuristic Celebrities Who Enjoy People Watching Them Have a Terrific Time Screwing, Colloquially Known As "Making Love" -- lists = not funny; lists having only one item = stupid
Cicciolina
Once you go White, you've done right!!!
Deitz
Watermelons -- redirected to Watermelon
RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole/
Gaol
Dugop
AAA (Attack All Around)
Bwack Power
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UnNews:GCSE - Factual
Sharp - Useless disambig (for the record, this QVFD has been contested)
Random Korean Guy
Dry bones
Wah lau! - Smells like vanity
Image:Hello.jpg goatse?
Image:Piss and shit.JPG ugh.
RHYS! vanity
Lima beans one sentence of crap
Bout Declan
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/stfu n00b
Game:Zork/donkeykong2
David
Kelvin tan
Beatrix Potter
Tossers
Kyosha
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/In The Groove (this and the next two are requested by author; reason is that they are outdated wikitext dumps w/o clear purpose)
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Vandalism
User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Vandalism/preview
Bonersaur
Ian Margolis -- we don't care
Osmosis
You tube
Phenylenylethymenylentilmethylzentonkythlpneuvenuenukaryotic Rays -- I'm, not even going to dignify this article with a sarcastic comment.
Rose -- we don't care
Mylen -- we don't care
User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/Guide to Secret Societies and Cults - Author's request

January Filth

RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole Redirected
BBBBBBBB!
UnBooks:A Victor Hugo Novel in 1337
Blood Gulch
Pcfc -- yuck!
Nate
Waffles the goose
Kats Scratch Fever
He Who's Name Should Not Be Taken
Multi player
Gummybears
UnNews:Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death This is so bad it doesn't even deserve the benefit of VFD.
UnNews:Breaking news: One admin makes fun of another
Kopi - We don't care.
Dr. craig t. vaughter - more vanityshite
In Obscurity - the fuck?
N64 Kid - not another internet meme...
Y1K problem - NRV expired, deletion overdue
AT&T - NRV expired
Hollish - NRV expired, tastes like sour milk
Honeybourne - expired NRV
Jeremy Clarkson - Mr. NRV X. Piration
Jesus Camp - die NRV ist echpiritsie
Legendary Idiot - more expired NRV
Malcolm McLaren - NRV expiration.
Marty - Is it me, or is the NRV expired?
Matt Lucas - Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll listing these expired NRVs!
National Museum of BT Procedures - more in the NRV expiration genocide...
Parental Advisory - Expired NRV Article Discretion Advised
Prostitution in china - blatant racism. also, the NRV has expired
Reading FC - guess what, the NRV expired
Red shift - Give me an N! Give me a R! Give me a V!
Ronaldinho - NRV spelled backwards is VRN
Sandbridge - it surprises me how many expired NRV articles there are
Shiv - then again, it coulda been because of the holiday break
Spontaneous human combustion engine - whew, another one...
The Blue Album - listcruft = instahuff, NRV expiration in there aswell
This Website isn't funny - it is, it's just articles like these that aren't funny
Tom kaulitz - INCOMING VANITYSHITE SIR! FIRE MISSILES!
Tool (Band) - ok, that's the last one for a while, I gotta take a break, my arms are hurting (

NRVs are regularly checked by administrators on a seperate page. Someone will get them soon enough. Nonetheless, thank you for your concern )   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:08, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Some dumbass forgot to make a 4th of January heading until now

64 digits
Mcfroogle
Ellen Degeneris -- yes, this is quite stoopdi
Lal -- nonsense
Andrew call
Lucy Hockings
User:Braydie/Pee Review Braydie request.
User:Braydie/New Pee Braydie request.
Broseph
Headbanging
Petrol huffing -- NRV expired
Dude with gun
Smack daddy
Matt Bellamy
Template:Dogs
Absolute Boyfriend
History of pacman
The Pwnerers - Neither Wikipedia nor Codeine's Mum have heard of them.
Charon-- The following articles have NRV timer expired, down to Kashmire.   -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?)   16:54, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
Benedictine military school
Ipswich Town FC 
Ultimate Conspiracy
Modest Mussorgsky
Judo 
De Funiak Springs 
Jack johnson
Anime empire
Vince McMahon 
Kashmire
Andrew call -- we don't care
Korpiklaani -- a great metal band deserves a better page than this
Merzbow - listcruft = instahuff
Jordan blackburn - already marked as vanity, but it would still be fun to kill it now
64_digits - vanityshite about a gaming community
Spectre - really crappy vanityshite

Umm, yeah.the 3rd

Game:Zork3/sing - AACK!
Spalunking 
Joy
Fraliging
The First Leeroy -Yay, more nigger-hate! 
Martin_Luther_King_Jr._A.K.A._Michael_King_A.K.A._Martin_Lucifer_Coon_Jewnior This fucking asshole is back. If you wanna ban this IP....
Template:LangName_lego-- kill it. I give permission.   -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?)   *Sobs*. 2hrs wasted.
Category:User_lego -- same here   -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?)   
Reversal Russian
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Shay southwell
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Gout
Game:Zork/nokippers - doesn't follow Zork format, and breaks the Ye Can't Get Ye Sword rule.
HowTo:Make A Video Game
Graham Chapman - construction flag expired
Tony Sinclair - NRV expired
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times - factual and shitty
Isb boards - vanityshite
Pantyhose
Dracula hates dead links and the color red -- and I hate crappy articles such as this

Wow, 2007 sucks.

The Fifty Virgins in Islam
The mishali immunity 
This page does not exist -- IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
Stakie
Josh Lewis
Jon Hills
Marion Knight
Shwa
Talk:General Hill's March: Page moved to unTunes.
Volourn
Quantum Theory
Volourn
Pikadeth (band)
Uncyclopedia Cabal
Talk:Uncyclopedia Cabal
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal2
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal3
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal4
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal5
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal6
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal7
Uncyclopedia Cabal/Cabal8
Capitalist Pigs
Don Vito
Gherkins
Aladdin
Fleabay
Raw
Clap back
Vanquish
Haruko
Sophie conroy
Hnnn
Dunny
Peasant
Leecher
Gooba
Sanam
SFW
Carlsberg Elephant Beer
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Piss piss piss piss -- do I even need to explain this?
Pwnstar
Sing-ha the Brother -- vanity, delete this page and all of its redirects
Uu tee eff
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2008! Happy New Year!

Ordinary people
Whooee
Oxford_English_Dictionary Author Request.
Pennsylvania State University ... University of Pennsylvania
Tiger chin 
Albino emos- vanity timer expired  
الله
Mary Shelley
Diaconuliviu
Argon
PIMPIN'
Kalabahashazastan
Dass -- first crap article of the year
The clique
Simon Says
Asain
Pickles
DJ HSEIOHGK
Kimberly
Kevin the Kleptomaniac and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala
Plastic wrapper
Tea baggin
Jack yang
Template:Tim Clifford
Finger
Those with brains
Necropedobeastialitist
Jimmy D. -- vanity
Rpgcodex -- this is not a place for advertisements
Cydonia