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September 30th - STICK ME, FRANKIE! STICK IT!!!! GIMME THA GOO!!!!!!!!

AT: Uncyclopedia is illegit
Spy Tracking Disad Link
Barney the dinosaur (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
Care Bear Heroin
Roofies
Alec Tomasula
Babel:Zh-hant/桶煤
UnNews:Iran planing to send another ship off U.S. coast (redirect) (delete)
User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Tevez claims he did not refuse to come off bench, just to play football (redirect) (delete)
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Chriscreamers
A fanfiction Article - ???????????????????

September 29: Ponies.

The 4th W@LL
The Penguins of Madagascar (redirect) (delete) - redirects to a user's userspace
Poloooter
PolootersNon-poloooters
Polooter 
Poloooters‎‎ 
Carbon tax
Gibson surname
Michael clarke
UnNews:The green gunny bear arrested for nudity
Poloooter
Homo-erotiscism
George burdell
Ass warming
Hamid Karzai - 2 stupid lines.

September 28: Blerp.

Myggan
Ted Kitrel
Han Solo
Kyle lundgren
MADHU T C
Offical 2011 Formula One Season - here we go again...
Tau beta sigma
Nimmika
Solneb
E
Nucleos
Coon cheese
Eiffle tower
Geoupb
Lorenzo
User talk:Vinasi.com - ??????????????????????????????????????
Geomet - author blanked
AMtv
Wilbur 54

September 27: I'm an automatic date-bot. Wanna dance, sweetie?

Early texan creations
Hehe virus
Offical 2011 Formula One Season - As far as I can tell, this is just a bunch of statistics without even attempted humor
Bury street, abingdon
Mckay
Christien Bibler
Nick Houseal
Steve Blackman
Cameron McEvoy
Penygroes
Met1
Tyler yamashita
Game:Grueslayer/ch4/train/stay1

September 26: We should get an automatic header creater bot.

User:Bizzeebeever/sig3/subst - argh.
User:Bizzeebeever/sig3 - erf.
Jasper Beardly
Manipal
Zach polich
Maths Fool
The black caylee murder
Penis burst - I'm afraid it contains misleading information
Category:24 September 2011
Fathers Homunculi

September 25: The day of the philanthropist

The situation
Nfjxdj OH SHIT. Wrong, uum, page. Oops.
Erepublik
Roosterteeth
Patrick dempsey
Category:Users who have admitted that they suck - This categorized one user. So no.
User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:Philadelphia Boys/D.I.S.C.O.
Engliqs
User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:Teknique/Looking For Someone to Love (Tonight) - IP created
Game:Grueslayer/ch4/train/stay1
AlGathafi.org (redirect) (delete) - nope
Old version of image: File:Monty Python foot.gif - I messed up the first one

September 24 I like pickle juice

User talk:Ykntwebefriends - spam?
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mattsnow/UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"- Don't want a Pee review anymore.
Zsedcftgbhujmkol. - What's the point of creating a redirect with such a name?
Kerela
Rory delap
Fiber Bundles
Neku Sakuraba
Antonysamy
Bomb (symbol)
Duckbutter
George the leper
Venus
Canivous potato
File:Subliminal-stimuli.gif - Guess I won't be needing this, will I?
X Mark - nah

September 23 marks the birthday of pickle flavored chocolate

Auston Tackett
Braeden Hague - Cyberbullying
European Union
Armenia
UnNews:First alcoholic non-alcoholic beer created - IP created. Not worthy of the high UnNews standards.
Miracle whip
United States of Armenia
Rockafeller skank
File:Ward churchillbear.jpg - not needed
File:Brooke collins, heroic bear puncher and dog rescuer.jpg - not needed
User talk:Alonerosekin
Spud
Sanjan rahman
Category:22 September 2011 - Dicks lol
Category:Users who are not Thinkerer - meh
Category:Users needing help - meh
Category:Universities - meh
Category:Pages with an excess of redlinks - meh
Category:Pages Without Enough Images - meh
Category:Dead Ends - meh
Category:Bands - meh
Category:17 September 2011
File:Snowboard gif.gif - I won't need this anymore, it links to nothing. 
Mathew Waterhouse
Ronoldo
Cow (species)

September 22 and still no header? Don't make me start firin' mah lazer...

Lars Ohly - ICU
Logarithm - ICU
First Person Shooters
User:Bubbles Green - recreated by an IP spammer, don't think Bubbles wants it to stay.
David ricardo
The School of Douchebaggery
Spoon
Worst 100 Final Destination Deaths
George Burns
Pipe Dream
Bletchley
Anusfisten
Babel:He/?רוצה לדעת גם את רוני סופרסטאר...
File:Bhutanflag.PNG
HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw
Jar Jar Binks
Shitseeker
Hornet
Economy
Jeeves and Wooster
Fred Durst
Chuck Nollis
Christmas special
Star Wars Holiday Special
Kale Auger
Manish Reddy Vuyyuru - vanity?

September 21 - No articles got QVFD'd today...

September 20 - I have no inspiration

Wii U
Ethan Bristow
Film Studies
I proclaimed him to be the GOD who else then..:facepalm: he is the only God that can save united states of assholes right now. you fukkin christ.ian sluts
George H. W. Bush
Jar jar binks
Ford model T
UnScripts:MAD Magazine
UnPoetia:Homer Simpson is a Bastard - inane, poorly formatted rambling
UnBooks:Gumball and Darwin vs. Naruto and Bleach
Leicester city
The Jack Layton Theory - Never mind, it was ICU'd
Qwerty Uiop
Tl;dw - the ICU scared him I guess.

September 19 - What's that? You want a kids' meal? Would that be corpsearian or trees?

Gambler
Bang Banged Khabba, Khabba Banged Bang - Unfinished WIP thats purely random garbage
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
HowTo:*******
User:Kirsty18
Vadim Falk

September 18 - And green, radioactive salad for the ladies.

Minecraft
Slytherin House
Anthony Eden
Le rosey
Harrison McAleese
Hentai (redirect) (delete) - dead redirect
UnNews:Bbc blows up tvc on november the 5th 2007
Headphone
Make Jordan ejaculate - kinda funny, but vanity
George Smith - the IP who created it is the one who put the stub template.
Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Wow Wow Wubbzy
Solent university
User:Teh doctor/Slipknot (redirect) (delete)
Abdul khader shaadab
Sssssssssssssssssss
Steve Irwin

September 17 - Purple soup, gents.

Regular Expression
Ymerica
George Bushington
Phill jupitus
Wow Wow Wubbzy
Coconut condoms
AOL Desktop - abandoned WIP with almost no content whatsoever
River Ouse
Midtown madness 2
Penny coin - author request
Tasmania or Tascademania
Vincent Andre B. Ramirez
Tires Disad Impact
Tires Disad Internal Link
Terrordactyl
User:Frosty/OhInternet - This already exists apparently...
War of the Noodles

September 16, or so my computer tells me.

Rocket Scientist
File:Nerd46422fm3.jpg - duplicate
Bubble Shooter - ICU
Adam zammit
Connor bump
Jedi
Deadmau5 - ICU
Svedala
Halo
Sheepshaver
Michael jubran day
Babel:Pt/Rede Globo
Terrordactyl

September 15: Danger is everywhere, stay home and edit Uncy

UnBooks:Pixel Shrooms
Raisin
Pascetti Straps
4000
Akbar Hashemi RafsanjaniShiraz
Cyborg Jesus‎
Mir-Hossein Mousavi‎
Emelie håman
Patrick Newton
Mexican Revolution

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Category:14 September 2011
Category:American football
Jimmy ly
User talk:Pitter
User talk:Formm
Eiffle tower
Coon cheese

September 14: ZOMGN00B!!1

Jerry cimo Per UN:CM. 
Ballarat and Clarendon College
Surprise butt sex
Tom blake
Bletchley
Jordan Dalziel
James Muirhead
Talk:Kaint@yo/"Ileana" Ross Lehtinen - who?
Richard dowkin
Category:American football people
Category:7 September 2011
Category:12 September 2011
Category:13 September 2011
Julian rodriguez
Temlpate: sergey
Goku

September 13, and I've already forgotten whatever it was I was told to never forget

User:Bizzeebeever/Article/UnNews:Renowned polar bear hijacks some nukes and holds the world for ransom - guhhh. Boy, this is turning into a bad day
User:Bizzeebeever/Articles/UnNews:Renowned polar bear hijacks some nukes and holds the world for ransom - I thought I killed this article once. It just won't die.
New World Order/Membership
Christopher wade griffin per UN:VAIN
Påarp
Ronja
Arbnora
Eslöv
Halo reach
Mercedes-Benz
Bruce dawe

September 12: Should I title this one "the morning after," or is that a little too obvious?

Phil eaton
User:MidwayHaven

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Moon for earth hour
Michelle Obama
Diahrea
PCP
Deaf Note
Image:Hiff.jpg - lame MS Paint, used on VFD'd page, not linked to any other pages
Image:Hippelbliffiherper.jpg - lame MS Paint, used on VFD'd page, not linked to any other pages
I phone
Talk:Bureau of time management
G.I. Joe
HowTo:Masturbate
Jysk
Talk:Prohibition
Sacrificial lamb

September 11: The tenth anniversary of the day my goldfish died.

Ubertubby
Brideshead Revisited Not QVFD material.
File:Paul Luigi.JPG
Arlene
Chorgerz Hill
Undictionary:Cartoon Network
User:Bizzeebeever/His or Her Majesty's Secret Service - redirect, not needed
User:Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Star biggest and brightest discovered since...four days ago - redirect, not needed
User:Bizzeebeever/Bagel - redirect, not needed
User:Bizzeebeever/Comedy - redirect, not needed
User:Bizzeebeever/House of Reprehensibles - redirect, not needed
Jess Whitemore
Roman Dog Bird's Vagina Smells Like Dogshit (redirect) (delete) - Vigilance.
Category:Redirect test (redirect) (delete) - Vigilance.
Category:Redirect test II - Vigilance.

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Template:Darryl Leong Jun Wei
Uncyclopedia:PLS Donations
Patriot day
Fox News
Air Man
Clown rape
Eldar

September 10: I set fire to this article

Poor spelling
Primus
Princess Daisy
Category:1 September 2011
Category:10 September 2011
Category:27 August 2011
Category:28 August 2011
Category:29 August 2011
Category:30 August 2011
Mcmansion
HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik
Kumitsu
File:Typical desktop.png - OLD VERSION!!1!
Category:September 9 2011
Suhkoi PAK-FA
Altaf Hussain
User:Mattiscool - Mattiscool never contributed to this page.
Internet Explorer - recreated crap - Oops --Frosty 10:42, September 10, 2011 (UTC) 
Hentai - no (--moved to UnScripts, original link now an unnecessary redirect. -TheSlyFox)
User talk:Hyperbole/2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
Scala
Bordom

September 9: When I say mango you say pineapple!


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Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow
User:Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Former Yahoo High student body president calls rest of school 'doody-heads'
Geert wilders
Tuningers
User talk:Deleteaccount
User:Deleteaccount
User talk:Eander315 (redirect) (delete)
User:Eander315 (redirect) (delete)
Category:Things Hated By Sonny Bono - no
Moon II
Progerbiltiles
Talk:Miss Chernobyl Beauty Pageant - Why do people keep forgetting this?
Timmins

September 8 - That's a hunk

Bohni's Constant
Etowah high school
Van Halen
Sly cooper
Talk:15:20 Cheltenham – Hard to look past Imperial Commander repeat
Concordia University
User:Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Award winning UnNews journalist found dead - thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster it's over
Bob thompson - more vanity?
Don ramon - vanity?
Washington Monument
Barney (redirect) (delete)
Barney the Dinosaur
Talk:X-Men

September 7: Ass crack.

Alien zombie aids
KBS
Tryfon
Alien Zombie AIDS
University of Orcland
Neptune
Chriss angel
12
Coppercab
Thorway
User:Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship - also, because I'm an idiot
User:Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Renowned_polar_bear_hijacks_some_nukes_and_holds_the_world_for_ransom - because I'm an idiot
Madarchod
Proton (cars
After the End of Time
Amity international school 46 - UN:CM
Brendenbotoxx - Vanity?
Box hill

September 6: It's high quality articles like these that make me proud to be an Uncyclopedian.

Ashley young - utter shit
User:Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Statements_by_Ursine-American_professor_ignite_controversy - user request
Bizzeebeever/UnNews:Statements_by_Ursine-American_professor_ignite_controversy - fail
1982
New York, Mexico
Gamma287/ITW/HowTo:Assasinate a Politician (redirect) (delete) - Dropped at wrong coordinates, sir.

September 5: Is today's date. What? Did you expect something creative?


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Beyblade Titanium
Antigua and Barbuda
Minecraft
Ray Johnson
Dimbilvika
User talk:206.132.82.42/Jesus Died So You Could Get Fucked In The Ass - ?????????????
User:206.132.82.42/Jesus Died So You Could Get Fucked In The Ass - ???????????????????
User talk:Anthonywandall - spam
Presidant assasination guide
User talk:Actjay1998 Looks like spam
Malaysia
Desktop/Internet Explorer - Orphaned subpage.

September 4: Lurg

File:Reservoir-dogs.jpg - I don't need this anymore.
Starla malsch
Wonkavator
Tear You Down
Peyote
Daniel Baldwin
User talk:83.142.230.37 - Vigilance.
Farrah fawcett
How to found a language

September 3: Last person to change the header, wins!

Talk:BBW
Sexassin
John dillinger
HowTo:Free Satoko

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Malaysia - Recreate from expired maintenance tag
User:71.142.218.45 (redirect) (delete)
Pretzel
That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
Marie taglioni
Daughter sues parents over missed prom (redirect) (delete)
File:Ugly person.jpg

September 2: Nurgh.

Badger badger badger
Eloquent - A few shitty shit lines.
File:Subliminal.png - Poop.
Ceres
What Is the reader doing?
Alexevn - UN:CM. It's not Wikipedia copypasta, since they have no such article...
IPlaystation - iCrap.
What Is the reader doing?
Emma roberts
King alfreds school
file:Super-Mega-Death-Christ-2000.jpg
Kyles Knob
Sams willy
Mangalore
Headjob
Vaginal sex
Denise
New York Philharmonic

September 1 - On and on

Tabacco
Tabaco
Beyblade Titanium Power Episodes - deleted once before
Beyblade Titanium Power - unfunny and probably created and deleted once before in some form.
Hofer-modus
2 below are author request redirect deletions:
That time last night when your mom was nearly fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen (redirect) (delete)
That time Joe Biden didn't fuck your mom last night during a sojourn in the kitchen (redirect) (delete)
Seth Baker
File talk:Hi hihi puffy amiyumi.jpg - ???
"Ileana" Ross Lehtinen (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect?
Bon Iver
Dylan farley
Brighton & Hove Albion
Carp fishing
KI
Helsinki syndrome
Vomit
Jan van reibeeck
Theodore Roosevelt
Faith nunns - per UN:VAIN