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July 31st - DRINK!

Babel:Ru/Chalga music - old Babel sandbox, not needed; also see other pages of this kind below
Babel:Ru/Ленин
Babel:Ru/Водка
Babel:Ru/Гей Юрий Цезарь
Babel:Ru/Превед
Babel:Ru/Шушпанчик
Winterhighland
Joey Gladstone
UnNews:Athlete Stripped of Medal at the European Athletics Championship (redirect) (delete) - Renamed per UnNews capitalization style
Paul Wilson - Vanity/CB
File:Trollface.jpg - Unused/duplicate (Image:Coolface.png)
‎Howto: score
‎Howto: Sell your soul
HowTo:Fit an Elephant into the Refrigerator - ICU'd
User talk:ChiefjusticeDS.
User:ChiefjusticeDS.
Lens flare (redirect) (delete)—moving own version here taken care of
Talk:Lens flare (redirect) (delete)—talk page redirect taken care of
South Korean national anthem

July 30th - Vote for Reform!

Bad company 2
Headcrab Zombie 
Elbow Cancer Fail -- I put {{expand}} on it a bit ago; not QVFD material
Baron von wankenstein
User talk:MacMania/Dalek (redirect) (delete)—talk page redirect
Jacob zuma
Dalek (redirect) (delete)—would like to move an article of mine right here—taken care of, nothing to see here
St Columbo (redirect) (delete) - On VFD; renamed to add period
FUCK U BIG BOY
HowTo:Escape Beta-Trap
Al Jobo
Game:Cycle Test/fail - unlinked except through five redirect pages which also need deletion -- author might be going somewhere with this
Joshua Scott

July 29th - I love my brick!

Headcrab Zombie
BrokenKeyboard
Megaman - Copy/paste from somewhere else
File:PICT0027.JPG - vanity
Do NOT click any links/click 9
My Dick in a Box
Connex
NIT Warangal - Expired {{ugly}} tag
 That's lovely. If the tag is expired, it'll come up on the maintenance list, and doesn't need to be brought here. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:02, Jul 29
File:Chat1.PNG - Unused sitecruft
File:Chat41.PNG - Unused sitecruft

July 28st

File:Agillen.jpg - Cyberbullying everyone missed somehow
Avatar portal (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Talk:Some other page - orphaned talk page
TSFX - Wikipedia hasn't heard of it. I smell vanity.
Women in the weeds - Expanded, WIP
ATENCÃO, É PROIBIDO (CAGAR) NESTA ÁREA BANDO DE FILHO DA PUTA SEM COSTUME
UnNews:Kookaburra didn't 'Sit in the Old Gum Tree' (Worse copy of UnNews:Kookaburra doesn't 'Sit in the Old Gum Tree')
User:MacMania/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (redirect) (delete)—2xredir
Aufastellatreshakiraturachakakhanafurtadoniraguilerastan
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (redirect) (delete)—trying to get a rewrite moved here -- taken care of
Talk:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (redirect) (delete)
Jason Derulo
File:N676708884 926083 7403.jpg - Looks like a personal image to me. Disregard if it's constructively used.
The Beardy Mafia - Vanity?
Uncyclopedia talk:Pages for deletion/archive107 (redirect) (delete) - Pointless talkpage redirect.
On
Hogwards ICU'd
Justin Bieber: (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Forum:PORN
X games
The Worlds Biggest Troll (redirect) (delete) - Useless redirect
Nate shultz
WiiOperaSDK
Ubermensch
Taylor swift
Jake christopher thomas christy - Vanity
User:KatyaGiammanco - Cyberbullying, looks like\
     Uh, I don't think so. - TKF
Teen Titans
Fat Mike
Alabama

July 27th - Lucid dreaming about Glenn Beck... What?

Guidopolis
Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport
Cumberland
Shelbyville
Natalia Sporschill
Talk:Biggest fake blond,that lives up to her name
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Nick Simoni
Mizeria.com
Biggest fake blond,that lives up to her name
Slutkaa
Stenchburg
"Your not a diva.Babica is a Diva"
Patricia Sporschill
User talk:PatriciaSporchill - Cyberbullying?
Ben Rapestburgers team - Yes it is.
Chokekland Gayders
Falcons
Robert Green
Elementard
Nava Nalanda High School - Lightly edited Wikipedia c/p
File:RomartusLovesFairUse.jpg - Image copyright violation by Ape simply to create drama.
Not for drama for lulz. Protected under parody. Take it to VFD if you have a problem. - Ape
Truman Capote
The Passion of the hitler!!!
Talk:HyperSquare (redirect) (delete) - Talk page redirect. unnecessary
Annotated Garden of Mostly Weird Sights (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
DYWFWToak
DYWFWT1
Nowhere Land
Kamen Rider
Super Sentai

ht62 yluJ

Rajesh hamal
Nowhere Land
Hairy larry
Chucklevision:Fear and Loathing in London
Ethan wisemantel
Ray dodd
File:Av-115083.gif - Duplicate image
File talk:School-kids-1.jpg - What?
Uncyclopedia Note
Carson Webb
Ragequit
Game talk:Game Online/loophole/open/jump - game page doesn't exist
Uncyclopedia talk:VFH/Chatroulette
The giggle loop
User:Juk - Created by an IP
Poo on a stick

July 25th - You disappointed me, son

Poo on a stick Sounds delicious!
Omega E-123
Supar Effective
Pokemon plane
Monster Wang
K-pop
Uncyclopedia talk:Pages for deletion/archive107 (redirect) (delete) - Pointless talkpage redirect.
Condimentabation
The Birth of Rob Corddry
Ghandro
The annoying orange (??? This has a construction tag up on August 1 and was just created today)
 Yes, and when it was added, it had a couple lines of text and WIP, which is QVFDable... but now
 it has an image. Woo. --AK
Richard quek
Nazi Jews (But if we huff it we're never know what happens next)
Demi Lovato
MOSSAD - Broken redirect
Me too!
Manhunt - Wikipedia c/p.
Alzer-56 (This has an ICU tag up on August 1. And not so bad.)
Anthony Warlow
File:Penismanisnotwearingatophattoday.JPG - Shock image.
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
ALL ARTICLES - DELETE
Xkcd - junk
North Cooma
ZADR - Horrible page, despite WIP tag
User:Kingsweeting - emc, ur dum

July 48/2th

User:Deathmachine - created by an IP
DirecTV channels
Antwerpen Hyundai
Taylor Lautner
United statesof canada
Excursion Into Extinction
Your Life - author request
User:Lyrithya/Plantboxthing (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
User talk:Odarie123 (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
More fun than wikipedia (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Mira (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Luton Town (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Luton Town F.C. (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
User:Odarie123 (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
File:MultiLayerForest.jpg - Duplicate image.
File:GerudoRoso.jpg
DWAG
Talk:Funny - Useless talk page for a redirect
Golly
Legend Of Zelda: Gerudos
Legend Of Zelda: Gerudo
Gerudo (page was also blanked by original author)
Join the fight
How You Will Die/female/0-29/10-19/no
How You Will Die/female/0-29/10-19/yes
How You Will Die/female/30-69/44-53
How You Will Die/female/30-69/30-43
Fail mail
This IP is creating a bunch of shit pages

July 23nd

Damon salvatore - We're not Wikipedia.
Gerard Butler
User:InMooseWeTrust/Normandy

July 22rd - Vere ist der stone?

Get Some Dick
Halo Reach
Talk:Moby Dick - redirect for a talk page
File:Justinebiever.jpg - Vanity
May (Pokemon) -- author is expanding it, so I might ICU it or leave it alone --AK
Your mom is on my penis
Sex life
User:Lordarcadian - I suggest we keep this for a little while, just in case. He has some potential, after all.
User:Lordarcadian/Democratic
User:Lordarcadian/HowTo:Drown
User:Lyrithya/Taxobox 1
File:430px-Sheena Harrell.jpg - unused
Forum:Village Dump/
Pichi-con-limón (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Mega Man X (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Mega Man Zero (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
Liquid Crack
User:Nickallan44 - vanity. - also a userpage, so vanity doesn't count.
Sixty four - restored following author request
HowTo:Screw in a Lightbulb
White Castle
User:Lordarcadian/HowTo:Stay Alive In a Frozen Wasteland
User:Lordarcadian/HowTo:Open Things

July 21.5st

File:Mermaid 01f w444.jpg - author request
File:Knifeguy.jpg - author request
/index.php - Spam, I think
Talk:Robot depression Orphaned talk page
Talk:Hiatus Per below
Hiatus User tried to move his page
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Unreliable Narrator 2 - I guess it's good enough?
Vijay Singh - Why is this ICU'd? It's seven words and isn't funny.
File:Kerryma.jpg - Vanity?
File:1-1-saggynude3aaa.jpg - This and the two below are all unused (and seemingly pointless). They're also all huffed :-)
File:Wallids Nerdy Moment.jpg - Vanity?
File:7933 1245399091928 1137908574 771219 3229457 n.jpg - Vanity?
Michael Jon Maloney - vanity
Michael John Maloney
Ceberus
West coast eagles
Battle of the little bighorn
Fat Kids On My Lawn - But I do kind of like this one....
File:Cookedy.jpg

July 20. My hot cousin had her 18th birthday today. Giggity

Jim fryer - Oh, Jesus, THIS again? Constantly recreated crap/vanity
/index.php
Thai Politics
User:Black_flamingo11/Cancer - mainspaced, now a redirect
Avid U2 fan
Template:Whoops3 - Unused and obsolete; please see this
Pichilemu - ICU'd over a month ago, vandal removed the tag, and it hasn't improved since
United States Presidential election, 1960 votes of states
Treaty of Waitangi
Josh campbell
File:38349 1533170014389 1388943314 1450853 741722 n.jpg
Nikolai zukovsky
Crazy asians
Kimbo_slice How I get award foar QVFD u guise?

July 19

Vijay Singh
Woman Rights -- WIP
Zelda 2
DO THE MONKEY!‎ 
Popeye Sex
God Hates Uncyclopedia
Uncyclopedia Is The Biggest Piece Of Shit Since China
Hyperbole Is A TadpoleSycamore Eats Shit
Modusoperandi Is A ButterflyThe Giant Man
Mordillo Is A Black Man‎
Hyperbole Is A Testicle
Sycamore Is A Penis
Modusoperandi!‎
Cod Wars
Frank Mir
Lars' Magical Fantabulous Bingo Shorts - Recreated after VFD
The Giant Man
On the Correct Handling of the Contradictions Among the People
Prophets
Why?: freaking why
Category:Brazilian Politicians

July 18

F-35 Lightning II - Wikipedia copy
Ungrateful dead
User:Saberwolf116/∞ BC to 1 BC Moved to mainspace -Saber
Blue Screen of Death The Movie
Yadle
Eight broken redirects, and I don't feel like clogging QVFD - got 'em.
This is sparta
Alistair-In-Chains Ate My Baby
Mordillo Ate My Baby
Uncyclopedia Ate My Baby
EMC Ate My Baby
Killerfroggy Ate My Baby
MacMania Ate My Baby
Batman Ate My Baby
It was some damn good baby though
Game:Mlaronmkl234

July 17

MacMania Is A Mutant Turd
MacMania Likes To Fuck His Own Cock
Andorin Kato begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting
Now You've Gone And Made Me Mad Fools
Alistair-In-Chains Can Suck My Dick (not such a bad IP-Aleister collab)
This IP's spam pages
Jessi Slaughter
Jessi Slaughter
100 Worst Laws
Monkey-Horse-Men
Sam Taylor-Woods
Iyaz
Heart attack
Kerry Hiatt - Vanity?
Deaf Ham Records
Game:Do you want fries with that?/1/oak/lol
CSI: Miami - Just like the show. Complete shit.
My hairy sweaty ass

July 16th. OR IS IT?!

Rape Dungeon - probably vanity.
Pewee Herman
Tea Party
DYWFWTkfc
Stenchburg
Ogdenville
Capitol City
Recolors
Ceiling
Owen button
Category:Emotions - Duplicate of Category:Emotion
Category:Pathetic copies of funnier articles - Empty/Useless
Filipino (grabe sino kaya gumawa nito)‎
Wikipedi 
Osca wildChuck orrisHuck norrisWheel of FortuneOr is it?Rafa Nadal
Xabi Alonso
File:UnNews--Wikia to acquire Republican Party.mp3 - Reuploaded with name to match text version
List_of_pokemon Fallen into this place... just givin' you a small taaaaste... of your afterlife here so sta-a-aaay, you'll be back here soon anywa-a-aaay...
Cheesepuffanity

July 15th. Normality is restored!

Dervist
Doug Funnie - Vanity? Well, it sucks anyway. -- It's about a cartoon character and it's ICU'd
Rubbins Racin' Admins - Sorry, I'm an idiot. Someone got it first. 
Rubbins Racin' Admins - wut
My hairy sweaty ass

July 15th. Normality is restored!

Greenlandic panther -- ICU'd
Talk:Flyborg.net - Talkpage of a nonexistent article
Sam Mraovich -- ICU'd
Game talk:Alone in the dark/Game/0/1/4
User:Lyrithya/HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia Article Without Reading any of the Rules or Directions or Manuals or Polices First
Ted Morris
String Cheese
User:Sonic80/parallel parking -- Redirect page. finished

The day before the day after the day after the day after July 12rd

Chickenfoot - I guess the author wants this deleted; he blanked it
Intervention
Chen
Weeworld
Manele
Old spice man
All of this IP's spam pages - taken care of
Invader Zim - This is just an infant article that was made on an article that already exist. Abort the baby before it 
learns to talk... redirected until such time as someone needs it
Myrl schreibman - Wikipedia c/p.
Poo lite suprise
How To: Commit Suicide - Just delete this whole thing
Gnil-gnil
How to: commit suicide - we already have an article on this.
Pokésexuality 
Echo Languege
Eecchhoo Llaanngguueeggee
Glockz The Underclocker <-- recreated cyberbullying, please delete and ban creator
The Cabal Conspiracy/Middle teleporter/talk/wrong - erronous creation
The Cabal Conspiracy/Middle teleporter/talk/lovely - erroneous creation
User:Zim ulator/Jesus Jesus-y-Cthulhu (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
User:Zim ulator/Jesus Cthulhu (redirect) (delete) - brokeded
AZ's Glockz
Bing lee - vanity, maybe?
Sir Clive Sinclair - Poorly edited Wikipedia copypaste? - ICU'd. 
Anna bannasek
C.D.C. - You need more than a construction tag and eleven words
Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day!...i
Game:Life RPG 4/1/Note/Roger - unlinked


The day after July 12rd

Pbuh
Sonic Recolors
Daniel gunnell
$1,000,000
Suppository - Added the entry to Undictionary
Triple U (redirect) (delete) - broked
VVV (redirect) (delete) - broked
G-Dub (redirect) (delete) - broked
Melanie griffith (redirect) (delete) - broked
Flux-capacitor
Jump through where Chuck was
RESTORE
Simon Bond
Talk:Jim fryer - Talk page for nonexistent article
Hwa Chong Group of Studios - I was the original author and would like to delete the article asap to avoid a libel lawsuit. Thanks.
Billy Moses - "In a cutthroat profession, Billy has made his mark: The future waits."
Frank and Alex
Bojangeles
Invader Zim - not Zim (Invader Zim).  Delete the page Invader Zim in order to prevent an unwanted redirect,
Invader Zim (redirect) (delete)... Moved the page Invader Zim to Zim (Invader Zim).
Anti-Chrystler
HowTo:Not look like a douchebag in an internet profile picture (redirect) (delete) - Redirects to a redirect, and the last page down 

July 12rd

Dylan McKinky
Seriously - why?
Bet you can't
Why did you search this?
ZADR
Bob Brown
A Taco Bell Bathroom
File:ArwingLanding.png
ArwingLanding
Jim fryer <-- deleted vanity that was immediately recreated, please delete and lock the page and/or block creator
Wait a sec
DIE!!!
Pork fried rice
File:Alcoholica.jpg - unused THIS too, an okay pic
File:Unknown person.jpg - unused
File:Mansion.JPG unused 

July 11th - You had a bad day! I pulled down my pants! Told you to suck till your pain goes away! You had a bad day!

Google Chrome
Talk:Internet Meme (redirect) (delete) - Damn, I left this redirect on accident. 
Nazi Nights
Talk:Rick Astley
User:Andorin Kato/sandbox2 - I don't know why this is here anymore and I don't need it.
Bananadine
Internet memes (redirect) (delete) - per below
Memes (redirect) (delete) - the page it redirects to has been temporarily moved to userspace for construction.
Internet Meme - this isn't a new page. --Paizuri
  Someone wants to rewrite it and wants it vaped to clear its rating. I guess. I don't really care. --Andorin Kato 
Template:Agent Smith - Pointless. - I moved that to the person's userspace. --HELPME
People with common sense
Deletion log (redirect) (delete) - Redirecting to special pages doesn't work. Just bookmark the huff log if you want to access it regularly
Talk:Justin Beiber - Talk page for non-existent article
Template:I think I won zork
Uncyclopedia:ABI
Feta Cheese
User:Grukafuck - Not created by user
Steve kerr
User talk:92.2.114.111 - Asshat IPs aren't people and shouldn't have talk pages.
Teddy maggie - Random doesn't begin to descibe this.
Ka:
Mo:
User:174.56.153.55 - IP userpage 
Shane dawson (redirect) (delete) - busted
Taxi Driver - the author had created his own version of the construction tag and, as it's the work of a noob, I'm tempted to be lenient and give this one a chance. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 
Rock Wars of 2050 - um....
Bismuth - too short
Jake abel
Howto: Jump out of a Plane Without a Parachute (redirect) (delete)
The World Of Kris Krafft - Author request
Listen Up Guys
User:SPIKE/Oil Spill (redirect) (delete) - Specialty index now moved to UnNews
YOUR TOO SLOW
FUK UNCYCLOPEDIA AND EVEYRTHING IT STANDS FOR - IT IS A BIG PIECE OF POOP
Daedrits (redirect) (delete) - Seemingly pointless redirect. Google provides no clues to what this is.
Badoof
London ontario
User:SPIKE/Blockade of Gaza (redirect) (delete) - Specialty index now moved to UnNews
User:Moped - Not created by user
Stalking(the hobby)

July 10th - Excuse me, sir. Are you, by any chance, a serial killer?

Rosie O'Donnellum - Accidentally added.
HowTo:Listen To Justine Bieber without turning into a prepubescent girl 
Gay Wad
Swine Flu.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
'Merica
Mushaboom
User:Lordarcadian/Snakebites Are About to Get a Lot More Results

July 9th - Testicles; that is all.

Christain music
Swine Flu.
User talk:199.199.152.34
File:Goodmorning.jpg - erase current version, please
Jermaine Jackson's Hair
Op For - Vanity/slander, I think
Rachell wissner - Contains personal information, please delete NOW
Cheesing
Dbzways too beat your wife
The Genie with a Dirty Mind - Recreated suckiness
Swine Flu. QVFD ARTICLE IS QVFD

July 8th - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWR!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!

Template:Kill It With Fire
Template:KIWF
Filthy well-poisoning Jew rat kike (redirect) (delete) - lololol
File:Édouard-Henri Avril (18).jpg - Please erase version that some idiot uploaded, but keep the current version (I need it for an article).
Wings
AAAAA....
P!nk is the most incredible singer in the world AMEN
SUCK MY MOTHA FUCKIN DICK
Little Wigan
Mario Approved
Victor senior high school (redirect) (delete) - Broken
How to stay alive (redirect) (delete) - Broken
Flight of the Conchords - Almost full retard
Treaty of Waitangi
PINGAS!!!
Ahuebuzvsejuvs rsjet brujos
Warhammer Fantasy
Malleo
User:Sonic80/whykesha (Moved)

July 7th - Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather

Looking For Love

July 6th - Stop! Hammer time!

Kill girl
99%ape
Scrotum Of Death - Obscenities, personal attacks, bad spelling, anonymous IP edits, the page has it all. DarkLight 20:21, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 Yes, it's pretty awful. However, it's been around for a while so I'm reluctant to just kill it - as a result, I've added it to VFD and doubt it'll survive for long. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:37, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/CGI - failed experiment created a horrible mutation -- kill it!
Matt nelson

July 5th - How about rewriting some of what you just added rather than just having it deleted?

The Facts of Life
User:92.10.111.163
User talk:92.10.111.163
I FART IN YOUR FACE
PROOF GOD IS REAL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
John edward
Knights formerly known as the Knights of Nih
P90x

July 4th - Nobody noticed I was a cyborg...

Electric cars
Peter Cushing
Ha, ha! I just made you search this! cocks cocks generic viagra r0lex

July 3rd - We don't have a bridge sir, just a tower

Benigno Aquino III
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West) My God, what was I thinking? Why would I want this crap reviewed? Kill it. Kill it now.
Rock Lee
Human Rights in Saudi Arabia
Kiwi grenade - I deleted this one, but the author begged a reprieve so I'm giving him a chance. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:13, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

July 2nd - Abe Vigoda is as old as black people

Potato Chip
Reno
HowTo:Fake a Bigfoot sighting
HowTo:Free the slaves
Chris sissycho
Top Gear Dog
Bits goa - Schoolcruft. Whatever dumbass put the construction tag on it is an idiot.
Julia Gillard
Monte Carlo
Nazi Meixco
Derp
[[:United States Presidential election, 1960 votes of states]]- Pressed QVFD on accident
North corbin junior high
User talk:Cameron Smith - Cyberbullying on the user talk of an unregistered user.
Pot-smokin-GI-Jesus
Babel:Ru - not needed (completely outdated - ru.uncyclopedia has it's own wiki for 4 years)
User:Shandon/Laughter - these just aren't workin' (UTC)
User:Shandon/John_Deere:American_Haunting

July 1st - WIKIA, U MUST DIE!

Silver
Israel (drug) - No longer needed.
Choice school