Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/Archive-2015

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December 26

Los Angeles Dodgers
San Francisco 49ers

December 25

File:Semen Suds.jpg - unused
User:Nateland/HowTo:Ubersex Safely in userspace; illustration deleted. --Spike
User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/TIPS - copy of User:Sir Larry/The Incredibly Secret Page!

December 20

Talk:QVFDTiee...No,_seriously. - vandalism
File talk:Gtavc tkuloi

December 19

User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig1 (redirect) (delete)

December 16

User talk:Expert3222/Archive 1 - remains of vandal Unbeatsr111
Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive142 - unrestored page
User:Chunkles/Meme (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect

December 13

User:Asank/Slavs (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect

December 9

User:TheTruDestroyer – blanked by author‎

November 25

User:Vandal Ditto below - possibly never mind - Romartus beat me to it
User:LibrarianMC user page by ip created for vandal

November 23

User:Insineratehymn/awards - requested by author
Spike (redirect) (delete) - No, Equestria Girls is a perfectly fine
       page to deliver to a reader looking up Spike.  --Spike

November 19

File:Pd1815757 s.jpg - only used on one userpage

November 16

Vocab - request by author, old and unfunny

November 3

November 1

User:Belieber434/Iva Zarambova - requested by author

October 26

User talk:Die china bitches - A straggler.
UnNews talk:Weaselpilot licence (redirect) (delete)
Sonic the Preggo (redirect) (delete) Long deleted/trashed concept, pointless redirect, nobody's going to search for this, etc.

October 22

Madurai No content worth retaining
Calsexual No content worth retaining
Romeo and Grewliet No content worth retaining, looks made up
Rodeo and Juliet see above
Warwickshire At least say something funny about my home county, there are plenty of jokes to be made
Remove Spike remove Spike from premises! Yuo the worst dog smell! Back to Croatioa our cousin! WUTJTOD‎ Oh dear
Remove Spike remove Spike from premises! Yuo the worst dog smell! Back to Croatioa our cousin! WUTJTOD hashtag1 aliv in Serbia‎ Oh dear
Surabaya Oh dear
Borneo and Juliet
Romeo and Chewliet
Romeo and Jewliet
Rodeo and Juliet
...And any further fails from Special:Contributions/79.46.15.69

October 21

Teriyaki - Only text "Teriyaki is from China" and the only editor was single IP.

October 20

Emo-mart (redirect) (delete) Broken redirect.

October 18

Ali al mawlawi User started article and then changed their mind.

October 17

WTF WTF

October 6

File:PacManEatsLead.jpg

October 4

User:Slickyrider
User talk:Slickyrider

September 29

Jefferson Airplane (something) (redirect) (delete)
Starship (Cult) (redirect) (delete)
  --EpicWinner, if you don't like an article, do not replace it with a redirect and list it here. --Spike

September 27

Tumblr
Beritasaham.cf - advertising

September 25

Proxiee
Rod

September 21

Talk:The Joy of Killing (Following redirect instructions for the newly-renamed The Joy of Painting's talk page.
SOMEBODY KICK-BAN ME PLOS! AM AN IDIOT
Happy Days
Category:Remove Spike from premises

Template:Huff

September 18

Inbetweeners - a copy-and-paste of the already existing The Inbetweeners article, duplicated by some anon last year for no understandable reason (presumably this anon did not know about redirects). Delete and replace with redirect to original article

September 16

File:Cream0001.jpg - unused image
File:Washington ground level2.jpg - I don't want to know what this is, but the uploader's caption is "nigger" and is not used in any article

September 13

User:TheWikiMan026/Sinn Féin - Article I was going to write but then I decided to scrap the idea

September 6

User:112.207.225.211 - I don't think we need user page for IP user, especially when he's a vandal.
Premarital wanking
Undictionary:Pointless - "This" only content.

September 5

Abdullah the Butcher - "He ate ya mum" only content and ip only contributor.

September 2

User talk:Playstation 0 - New u-page/u-talk page created in error when attempting to move article to userspace.

August 30

File:Injection.jpg
User:KneeChee27/Elfen_Lied - What...
User:KneeChee27/Ievan_Polkka - ...was...
User:KneeChee27/Leek - ...I...
User:KneeChee27/Vince_Offer - ...thinking?
User:KneeChee27/Template:BloodyMess - Oh, and this one, too. -- KneeChee27 (talk) 03:40, August 30, 2015 (UTC)

August 29

Raffey Cassidy - IP sodding about.  Asked to delete page.
User:EStop/UnNews collab ScottPat/EStop - Page defunct, now in mainspace.

August 28

Southampon (redirect) (delete) - Unnecessary redirect page. Misspelling of Southampton.
 --Thanks; sloppy redirection in 2006.  --Spike
User:67.86.119.172 Returning for more spam/advertising.
 --Sticky IP is permabanned; page is locked down as it has been hit 5 times. --Spike

August 22

User:Sakakikun123 - As far as I can tell, this is a diatribe about climate change and chemical reactions...

August 21

UnNews:Subway innuendo spin after Fogle admission - Redundent article.  Merged with another.

August 19

UnNews talk:Lock broken at Sault Ste. Marie

August 16

User:TotalCuddles02/Mac OS Z - Broken redirect to killed page
User talk:Ccnatraining - Advertising.
User:Ccnatraining

August 13

 Frieza

August 11

Goatsecx (redirect) (delete) - nobody is going to type this

August 2

User_talk:67.197.30.32 - copy of Scam_letter/Re:Thailand_lottery
Baspace - nonexistent with bad grammar

July 29

User:67.86.119.172 - userpage created for anon by a different anon

July 28

Gabe Newell
Qosjwueirydhfgtlamsncbvp -- Anon IP creates line of random characters and invites decription.

July 14

File:Some chick.jpg - Unused file

June 29

Undictionary:No

June 25

Why Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia - WhyDoesSheNotWantToHaveSexWithMe is dropping a lot of little dingleberries all over Uncyclopedia. They added {{Deletion Award}} to several pages, and also made this one-word article.
Why Wikipedia is better than Uncyclopedia - Likewise, please flush this one-word turd as well.
List of girls I've had sex with - ...and this one. :/

June 23

Gullism - Typical fan-boy wank rag with nought but "facts" and
links to wikipedia pages of band members. Our actual article on Judas Priest
isn't that much better
  --No: first contribution of registered Uncyclopedian; have userspaced
    instead with notice to author.  --Spike

June 18th

UnNews:Prime Minister takes on role of Minister for Interior Design
New user, User:Mrarsey playing with the formatted page.
 --EStop (talk) 10:33, June 18, 2015 (UTC)

June 7th

User:Chaoarren I ask that my user page be deleted from uncyclopedia.

June 3

User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/Coming soon
User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/King James Bible
User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/UnBooks:A_Tale_of_Two_Shities My old articles that I need deleted. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:27, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

May 27

Polandball --EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)

In the edit window, have listed the categories created too. --EStop (talk) 06:58, May 27, 2015 (UTC)

May 25

User:EStop/Letterman Playing with a fun UnNews article from another user. Now original version featured, this page is redundent. Many thanks. --EStop (talk) 19:12, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

This is funny. No it isn't.--EStop (talk) 09:11, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

May 22

Hours After 'Late Show' Final Episode, David Letterman Thrown in Dumpster. Because I renamed it for UnNews. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:25, May 22, 2015 (UTC)

May 20

I piss in your mouth. Assume we don't like one word articles, especially if the word is speld wrong. --EStop (talk) 07:53, May 20, 2015 (UTC)

May 19

UnNews:BREAKING NEWS: Report to lazy to write article..  Self summary really...request shred.--EStop (talk) 09:02, May 19, 2015 (UTC)

May 11

The Cantthinkofawittyone-Donkey punch War. Unregistered user playing with wiki table. --EStop (talk) 10:22, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  Gone, 'cause he couldn't think of a witty one.  --Spike

May 7

TLDR Testing Redirects. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:53, May 7, 2015 (UTC)

May 6

UnNews:Athlete considers gender reassignment‎‎ - Not needed...I changed the name Jonny appleseed (talk) 17:58, May 6, 2015 (UTC)

May 4

User:TheWikiMan026/UnNews:Gay marraige may be made legal in Northern Ireland - Not needed
User:TheWikiMan026/Talk Fixed Problems 1 - Not needed
  You are not allowed to delete posts to your talk page, not even by giving them
   an odd name and then QVFDing them --Spike

April 30

Community (TV series) (redirect) (delete) New user contribution; was userspaced

April 29

User:Miley Spears/Balloons - there's no point battling an admin so I concede defeat
User:Miley Spears/Noble gases - again there's no point battling an admin so I concede defeat

April 28

User:TheWikiMan026/Unsignpost/VFD is dead - Abandoned idea
User:TheWikiMan026/Unsignpost/IRC - Not needed any more
J Dilla (redirect) (delete) - to featured article, by Gogisadj4real
User:Balloons - let's deflate this user (article does not exist)

April 23

Cyberbullying, vanity
User:Wham4
User:GageLoy

April 21

Image:Death Metal Bread template.png
Image:ApocalypseDeathMetal.jpg
Image:Death Metal Gumdrops.jpg in use
Image:4 photo.jpg
Image:0647_03_EDIT.jpg
Image:Repin-tolstoy big.jpg
User:Insineratehymn/articles
User:Insineratehymn/sig Signatures appear everywhere
User:Insineratehymn
User talk:Insineratehymn
  Article history deleted leaving only {Retired} and pointer to archives
User:Insineratehymn/Gallery
User:Insineratehymn/ualuealuealeuale

April 20

Nobody kicking me in a pool of liquid manure! I'm sad, I need somebody blockbanning me or I'll be depressed! PLX ban me!

April 18

Nobody cares about this article - Mediocre and mostly unfunny; author's request
Fjs717 - vanity
Template:X1-Author request.

April 16

User:Scurvy -- was a movement mistake
User:Jonny appleseed/scurvy -- no longer needed

April 13

Wrapped Around Your Finger

April 11

Stubs by anon:
Rhoda Days
CMN The Cody Marshall Network
Vietnam Tournament Soldiers

April 5

User:Lord Castabarus/Bishop Ullathorne Institution For Radicalization - Abandoned project, waste of space, etc..

April 2

User:Anton199/Must Read - Not needed anymore, also this turned out to be irrelevant to the project I was thinking about
User:Heyhellopisscompany/PISSPISSPISSPISSPISSPISSPISSPISSPISSPISS.Vandalism.
Granville, Ohio (redirect) (delete).Userspaced.

March 31

User:Macboswell/magazine (redirect) (delete) Page moved to mainspace.
User:BrokenKnives/Bedbug I'm a clumsy internet noob who cannot navigate a wiki.

March 30

The Church of Star Wars - Creator requests deletion of article.
User:Slickyrider - User requests deletion of own userpage. HISTORY of the article should make reasons apparent.

March 25

User:BrokenKnives/Bedbug A useless blank page. Unless we need another page on blank.

March 17

Yoris A kid playing probably.
User:Ihatejoshatwal‎ Cyberbullying

March 13

File:LesbianSorceress.jpg(Dupe Pic)

March 12

Golu - one liner
QHL - ditto

March 8

User:Llwy-ar-lawr - unnecessary eyesore
Uncyclopedia:Roald Amundsen (redirect) (delete)
User:Loldude123100

March 7

Animal Fucking Day,HUH?
‎Game:Zork/peter
User:216.252.198.54

March 5

Filthy Frank - vanity

March 4

Game:Zork/restore666
Disney princess

March 1

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

February 28

BBBBBBB

February 24

File:Kimmy tity blue 2.JPG...disgusting
File:Angry Beaver.jpg ...unused

February 23

File:Monkeys in water.jpg - unused
Peedu tuss
File:AUSTRALIA.png~unused......
G hannelius
Selena

February 22

Sky ward sloth

February 18

Collège Mont-Saint-Louis - French vanity stub
File:Nodollar.jpg
User talk:Notfromaroundhere/Pancake Day
Yoris

February 17

File:La defence.png - Old, unused (apart from an archive) and with a spelling mistake in the title
User:Anton199/Happy - I'll have to start it someday. Till then, let's recycle bytes
User:Sockpuppet of an unregis/tered user
Melinda Gates (redirect) (delete)
User:Prankusername - blanked by a user.
  --Current contents are a restart by Spike.  Even a blank user
    page keeps the name from coming up red; Romartus likes that

February 15

Me7natitus (redirect) (delete)
Mehnatotis

February 14

File:Screen Shot 2015-02-14 at 6.56.07 PM.png
File:Screenshot ads.png - Apparently, it's a problem with my browser
UnNews:Internet privacy in danger from extraterrestrial marketing firms - Author's permission
Prostetution - foreign language paragraph by anon
Life after Death Inc.,no Patrol log,only one edit,by an IP.
   --On the site since 2010. Read the rules
Sia

February 10

Hey admin, what anime? (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect

February 5

JOLO SR69 CHURN - cyberbullying? nonexistent?
User talk:Aznbrony1337 - ditto

February 2

Qumran caves
Diary of a Wimpy Kid‎‎
Gerontophilia

January 28

User:My2ndAngelic - I would like to use User:Megalo Kirito instead of My2ndAngelic.

January 26

Yuna kim - fan sentence

January 23

Medders - cyberbullying
Also a bunch of pages by User:ABUS3 F1LTER 1S SH1T V0M1T SUCK3R

January 19

File:Hahao.png

January 18

Spam: Dissociative Identity Disorder
 --Not QVFD stuff; established article with a long history. An inside joke?

January 15

Spam:
HowTo talk:Write A Hit Single
HowTo talk:Write a suicide note

January 8

Classic book (redirect) (delete) - moved it to my user page.
User:Vavaunni/DuckDuckGo (redirect) (delete) - moved it to main page, this is now merely  redirect page.