Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
    Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA

Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Collaborations" section. We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, Jew, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

In simple words: We steal, we kill, we destroy, we recreate!

Or something. Whatever.

Hey, apply here! (Membership requests)

Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list, just add your name below. If you're approved, we'll add it to the big board for you. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

If you want to apply using Her Majesty's Code, editor/user Buccaneer Batman would apply as:
*{{u|Buccaneer Batman}}
You, on the other hand, should apply as:·
*{{u|your username}}

Current conscripts

After you're approved and on the big board, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you're signed up, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about one to three weeks) to contribute to the current colonization; get a feel for how the process works. Then the real fun begins!

Note: Since Feb 01, 2010 all Monks who do not participate in the colonization that begins immediately after they apply will be removed from the list. (Don't worry, we'll let you know when it starts.)

Meet our staff

Colonizer Score Rank Last Colonization
Joe9320 12 AHEAD Dinosaur
Why do I need to provide this? 6 H SAG Dinosaur
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15 FCPT Dinosaur
Fredd The Mahmauscher 8 GLIEU Science fiction
PuppyOnTheRadio 7 GLIEU Dinosaur
Miley Spears 6 H SAG Science fiction
Happytimes 6 H SAG Dinosaur
Aleister 5 H SAG Dinosaur
Nameable 4 H SAG Bruce Wayne
Matt lobster 4 H SAG Dinosaur
Binky The WonderSkull 3 H SAG Discordianism
Striker2117 3 H SAG Science fiction
DougalthePanda 3 H SAG Science fiction
Grumblegrump 2 H SAG Discordianism
Maniac1075 2 H SAG Science fiction
HELPME 2 H SAG Science fiction
Lyrithya 2 H SAG Dinosaur
Rifting 1 H SAG Bruce Wayne
Magic man 1 H SAG Dinosaur
Simsilikesims 0 IMON
Shabidoo 0 IMON
Leoispotter 0 IMON
Scofield 0 IMON
Electrified mocha chinchilla 0 IMON
Black flamingo11 0 IMON
Xamralco 0 IMON
Roozie 0 IMON
NoNamesLeft 0 IMON
Qzekrom 0 BGEN
Fishalishalish 0 IMON

Retired members

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members,
Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their fear of the Nazis, residents of the city and politicians (this is based on the old ranking scheme):
x x
SysRq, MMIA, last seen during Great Britain Optimuschris , last seen during Transformers
Gerrycheevers, , last seen during God Thekillerfroggy, , last seen during God
Zheliel, FCPT, last seen during God Simsilikesims, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
Raliter, FCPT, last seen during You Colin "All your base" Heaney, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, FCPT, last seen during God Zana Dark, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
GlobalTourniquet, FCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans, FCPT, last seen during Singapore
Tagstit, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia TheLedBalloon, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia
Sonje, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Fluffbat, FCPT, last seen during Singapore
CrabPope, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain MrN9000, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain
Judgement, FCPT, last seen during You LongLiverh3, FCPT, last seen during You
Bad Shroom, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Aladdin Sane, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
glopso360, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Jlsmith, FCPT, last seen during Creationism
Iwillkillyou333, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Claudius Prime, FCPT, last seen during Creationism
Why do I need to provide this?, H SAG, last seen during Dinosaur
Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.

Our current Colonization

(Being voted on below.)

The current queue

Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.

At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.

Note from the Head Priest: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.

To nominate an article for Colonization

  1. Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article.
  2. Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
  3. Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.
Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.

Example: if your user name is "Buccaneer Batman" and you wanted to nominate the article Flying Bloodsucking Pirate for Imperial Colonization, you could write

=== [[Flying Bloodsucking Pirate]] ===
* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Flying Bloodsucking Pirate'''. Buccaneer Batman 13:13, 01 February 2010

What can I nominate?

Anything! We suggest you nominate any of the following:

We recommend you search the VFD archives for articles that have been deleted or have recently survived deletion.

This month's Nominations for IC:

Add nominations below. (Add {{VoteCOTW}} to your nomination's page.)

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Score: +2
  • Nom and for - seriously. Adding random characters to any show IS NOT funny. Yes, Jesus Christ, the pope, O.J. and what more? This article is absolutely not funny and is just plain stupid. I tried to remove the shittiest parts but someone reverted this. I think this should be rewritten from scratch. My Little Pony is a nice subject for humo(u)r and it doesn't need to involve absolutely random things. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:36, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. MLP is one of the most divisive subjects on the Internet. I feel like, if we rewrite it, we're going to have half of us wanting to talk about how awful it is and the other half praising it mercilessly. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:16, September 3, 2012 (UTC)
But whatever it would be about, adding random celebrities to the article about something is just below an acceptable level of humor. It's just plain stupid. I understand there will be hate toward this but an article on this subject can't be much worse... Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 11:09, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
For as I believe that we can make it funnier. In fact, let's make jokes about bronies fapping to horses. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:08, September 11, 2012 (UTC)


Score: +2

Mitt Romney

Score: Uno
  • Nom & For Thanks to a recent history of crap edits by anonymous users, this article has degenerated into a long, long, incoherent, long piece o' sh!t with tons of unnecessary images. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 21:51, October 14, 2012 (UTC)

New York Yankees

Score: +1

Successful Conquests

Here are some cities that we had destroyed, only to be rebuilt in our vision. For each successful colonization in which you have participated from Al Gore through Dinosaur, Goa Tse grants you the right to add the appropriate template to your own user page. Huzzah!

Featured articles will be reviewed in regard to who earned half a Feature Article (FA) credit. (For historical discussions, see the talk page.)

We actually colonized Batman, but by suggestion and consensus made it Bruce Wayne

About two years later, this happened. Michael Jackson was featured on the 14th of June, 2012

Al Gore was voted one of the top 10 articles of all 2009