Cow

Cows (left) are some of the most popular animals, except among the lactose-intolerant.

A Cow is an animal that gives milk. Uncyclopedia has no article on the cow. But it has a veritable barnful of articles about cows, including:

• You have two cows
• Cow tipping
• Spherical cow
• Until the Cows Come Home
• HowTo:Milk a Cow
• Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
• Cows will kill you
• Evolution of the cow

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