Creationism is the branch of science which demonstrates how the earth, humanity, life, the universe, and indeed everything, were created. Those who study this form of science based on faith are known as Creationists. Creationism is often compared to Evolution, which is an ideological and pseudo-scientific fallacy based upon non-scientific reason. While Evolution assumes man is nothing but an advanced animal, Creationism shows that man was created by a Supreme Being and has been given a Supreme Destiny.
Before the beginning
The first concept to be understood about Creationism is that the universe has not been here infinitely. That is to say, before there was something there was nothing.
Although many aspects of science prove this, we will examine the first and second laws of Thermodynamics to explain this in detail.
- The First Law of Thermodynamics states that the increase in internal energy of a closed system equals the amount of heat energy added, minus the work performed by the system.
- The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that heat can never flow from a cold body to a warmer one or, in layman's terms, entropy always increases in a closed system.
See how simple that was?
Now imagine your old room at your Parents' house. Remember how easy it was to close the door and let your room evolve into a mess (disorder)? Also, remember how difficult it was to clean until it fit a specific design (order)? Not cleaning up always resulted in an increase of entropy in your room! Do you remember how hard it was to get rid of all that entropy?
The only way to obtain a clean room was to have an external force exerted on it. In your parents' house, this would be your kindly loving father either coming in and cleaning your room for you, or standing at your doorway shouting "While you are living under my roof you will keep this clean...! Do I have to get the rod out?!"
It always takes a higher power to insure that things are done right. In much the same way, the universe could not have come to exist without a kindly parent creating it. Or at least shouting at you to create it (but that is much less likely).
The age of the earth; universe
Geological evidence shows that the crust of the Earth was laid down in two major stages. The first of these was the Earth Creation Stage, which involved the laying of the firmament, which was then broken into two, and the creation of the dry land, then referred to as Earth. The second of these was during the Great Flood, where the entire Earth was covered in water for a period of what geologically looks to be forty days. James Ussher and other Creationist Scientists counted the generations from Adam to Jesus and from Jesus to the modern day, using the most reliable recorded history of mankind, and viewed the geological evidence. By this we can surmise that the Earth (and subsequently the universe) is a little over 6,000 years old (about the same amount of time it would have taken you to clean your room without being told).
Now that we have determined the age of the universe, the next step is to determine how long the process of Creation started. This can be determined through the food cycles of larger mammals, which cannot live without sustenance for more than seven days. Creation science teaches us that the universe was created in six days, with a seventh day left over for rest. This is honored with our seven-day week (with a day of rest on Sunday). Why else would a week be seven days long if not for the direct revelation of God? As the world is in such a fine balance, this shows that the entire ecosystem must have been created in a period of less than seven days.
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The earth's ecosystem is a very fragile thing. It is very delicately balanced between predator and prey, feeder and food. The antelope eats the grass, the lion eats the antelope, and when the lion dies its body feeds the grass. This system works with the intricacy of a watch. If you walked into a jewelry store and saw a time-telling watch, wouldn’t your first thought be there had to be a watchmaker? In the same way, your first thought would be there had to be a lion-maker if you walked into a jewelry store and saw a man-eating lion.
Creationist scientists realize that if the world is a watch, then there must be a watchmaker behind its existence. This leads them to believe that there must be an infinitely powerful Supreme Intelligence, or Supreme Commander, who commanded the Creation of the universe. Some Evolutionists have asked the question, "If a watch is so complex it had to be made by a watchmaker, then who made the watchmaker?" But this question is obviously absurd. Who could possibly make God?
The biodiversity of life occurred by means of original Creation, as described in the Biblical book of Genesis: Before the beginning there was nothing. Then, "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth..." by saying, "Let there be light," (Gen. 1:1, 3;1) and thereafter, everything else followed.
Now compare the concept of a Creator creating Creation to the theory of the Big Bang, a logical belief-like concept which Evolutionists have attempted to establish. They claim that in the beginning there was nothing, which then exploded. The explosion of nothing, absurd as it may be, is an example of how Evolutionists push their faulty concepts on the unsuspecting public. Someone had to be behind such a tremendous explosion.
Let's move on to examine the real evidence.
Evidence to support Creationism
There are four different types of evidence that are admissible under the law of the United States. They are:
- Witness Testimony, given under oath
- Exhibits that are tangible items admitted at the proceedings
- Stipulated facts to which the lawyers have agreed
- Judicial notice of facts that are common knowledge
The Bible is the ultimate form of expert witness evidence. As it is the inspired word of God, and God is Omniscient (i.e., knows everything), God is therefore the Supreme Expert in everything.
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- Bible = Inspired word of God.
- God = Omniscient.
- Omniscient = expert in everything.
- Expert in everything = Bible.
- Omniscient = expert in everything.
- God = Omniscient.
This means that no matter how many so-called Evolutionary scientists are brought forward to disagree with Creationism, God knows better.
The entire universe is a tangible exhibit that supports the case for Creationism. After all, the Universe is so well designed and thought out it must have been created by an intelligent being. Remember the watch and the Watchmaker? So despite what physical evidence is brought forward to support the ideology of Evolution, (i.e., dinosaur fossils), the fact that there is indeed, any, physical evidence proves that God is the Supreme Creator. If the Creator didn't create Creation, it obviously wouldn't be here.
The person who created the law was God. He handed the 10 Commandments to Moses (along with a further 603 mitzvot) which are contained in the Bible. Those who followed God's law were victorious. Those who did not were destroyed. So in keeping with the previous revelations all law comes from God, the Supreme Lawmaker, and therefore all lawyers come from God. (This is why a witness in court swears to tell the truth on the Bible, and not on A Brief History of Time.)
Commonly known facts
Judicial notice of facts means that when the judge states that something is true, it is true. As it states in the Bible, God is the Supreme Judge of all law and all Creation. God's judgment is demonstrated in the Bible by the Great Flood, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and in modern day by the American-led attack on Iraq. As it says in Hebrews 9:22, "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission."
Proof lies also in 2nd Timothy 3:16, "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."
So as seen above all types of evidence support the Bible and God's right to judge, and even destroy, His Creation. The Bible itself says it was inspired by God, and therefore must be true.
Creationism vs. Evolution
There is continuing debate between the proven scientific principles of Creationism and the ideological pseudo-science abiogenesistic fallacies of Evolutionists. Evolutionistic reasoning is based on the concept of a spontaneous state of life generating itself. That somehow spontaneous life sprung up from the mixture of chemicals and baser elements to magically combine and become the first single-celled organisms. These slimy bacteria then grew tails, body hair and thumbs and became monkeys who crawled from the ocean's surf to claim beach-front property. Then these faith-poor primates somehow lost their body hair and tails and put on clothes so they could become pre-historic people. These "people" traveled inland and started communes, unions, woman's rights groups advocating birth control, and CNN.
Some Evolutionists try to merge Creationism and Evolution by saying that God created everything, but after that protozoa, plants and animals evolved. As proof they claim old antibiotics no longer work against bacteria because they have evolved to become drug resistant. This is an obvious fallacy because it implies that God's Creation wasn't perfect to begin with.
The Creation and Evolution controversy is a clear demonstration of the Law of Bifurcation. This law states that in all religious matters, there are only two possible points of view: the Truth, which is revealed by God, and falsehood, which is a deception of Satan.
Aging the universe
Some pseudo-scientists claim the universe must be more than a few thousands of years old, because if the earth was only 6,000 years young, the glimmer from stars billions of light-years away couldn't have possibly reached us yet. This however is just another example of the use of Evolutionistic Reason to defend superstition. It is obvious that the universe was created by God in media res (from the Latin, "right in the middle / of the action").
Because everything is 6,000 years old, we see light "mid-flight" from the stars which only appears to have taken billions of years to reach the earth. Consider this: The Bible tells us God created light. He could have put it anywhere He wanted to!
Another laughable argument the earth is much older than 6,000 years comes from carbon dating rocks. Evolutionists claim that, because radioactive decay in rocks takes billions of years, the earth must be billions of years old.
This is another faulty use of circular reasoning. If they started from a correct assertion that the continued decay took 6,000 years, then what would be the age of the earth? Six thousand years! Independent studies show this to be true. So much for Evolutionists' "rocky" logic.
The Cambrian Explosion
One of the most compelling arguments in favor of Creation is the Cambrian Explosion, an occurrence which even Evolutionist "scientists" are forced to admit happened due to its wonderful preservation in the fossil record.
During the Cambrian Explosion, God created all major Phyla, just like it says in Genesis. God made all life, the Christmas melon and the kumquat, the birds and the bees, every creature from aardvark to zorilla. With no previous specimens preserved in the fossil record, the Cambrian Explosion conclusively disproves the pseudoscience of Evolution.
However, many misguided "scientists" claim that only during the Cambrian Explosion could the fossil record begin, as previously there was not enough calcium present to fossilize bones and shells. They fail to realize this proves the power of God. Who else could have put the calcium there?
Scientists do argue a few "reason"able points with evidence provided by the Cambrian Explosion, such as the existence of fossils from the pre-Cambrian era; this argument however, can be easily refuted as most of these "fossils" were found in Australia. As Creationists know, Australia was founded by convicts! Can we believe evidence planted by criminals? And if criminals planted fossils in the place they called Australia, we cannot trust any such evidence, and so all "fossil evidence" should be ignored.
Scientists claim that the great flood never occurred. This irrational belief is based on what they call "a lack of evidence." But if the flood never happened, then where is the Garden of Eden? And where are dragons, "fiery flying serpents," the steam-exhaling leviathan, satyrs, cockatrices and unicorns, which are clearly described in the Bible (Isaiah 13:21, 14:29, 27:1, 34:7, 43:20)? Obviously, they were destroyed by a great cataclysm. And if Evolutionists want hard evidence, all they have to do is closely examine their so-called "dinosaur" fossils. They claim dinosaurs were very large animals like reptiles, with four legs and "nasty, big, pointy teeth." These fossils obviously came from Biblical dragons!
The low level of Evolutionist thinking precludes them from the heightened awareness necessary to comprehend that all the evidence needed can be found in the Bible. God has the inherent right to destroy His own Creation, and used the Godly Noah to assist Him. Creationists have therefore concentrated on gaining an aptitude in creatively interpreting God's word rather than pursuing the futility of "reason."
When God created the Earth, He made man in His image. Realizing that man was alone, He then made woman and, for the enjoyment of man, made her exponentials a bit bumpier. As woman was taken from a part of man, she is worth less and should be subservient to man. The Bible says God breathed the breath of life into Adam ("breath" meaning spirit), whereas Satan-deceived Eve was made from Adam's rib or flesh, and thus is fleshy, not spiritual (Genesis 2:7 and 2:21). This shows that women shall not be put in position of power over men, for which they are unqualified, and thus should have a lower level of pay. Evolutionists often dispute this; revealing once again that they are bad at math and should stay away from proofs altogether.
The Bible shows Godly men were meant to have control. "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." (Genesis 1:26). Man is supposed to rule the earth, and to conserve it. And God gave an even stronger command for Noah: "And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered." (Genesis 9:2).
Godly men, those who are working to conserve God's Creation and assert His power, are intended to instill fear and dread over "all that moveth upon the earth." Obviously, "all" includes the unGodly! Those who conserve, or conservatives, are given the right to use the power of God. And what nation on earth has the most power, and puts the fear of God into the hearts of the unGodly?
If you haven't comprehended it by now, consider these verses. "Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? for riches certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as an eagle toward heaven." (Proverbs 23:5). And "Ye have seen what I did unto the Egyptians, and how I bare you on eagles' wings, and brought you unto myself." (Exodus 19:4). In this last verse, God refers to how Moses used the power of God to gain freedom for His people and to destroy the Egyptians.
What nation has the most power, is the richest and the most heavenly, is symbolized by the eagle, and is the freest nation on Earth? Young earth creationists, aka Fundie Ignoramus have a bad habit of not doing the bloody research. Cherry Picking is evident with them they will not take Micah 1:8 to heart as that's public nudity in the states.
King James Onlyism and young earth creationism are an American belief on Usher getting it wrong. The verse some of them abuse is Colossians 2:8, "See to it that no one takes you captive by philosophy and empty deceit, according to human tradition, according to the elemental spirits of the world, and not according to Christ." The Big Bang was coined by a Catholic Priest, and there's variants in the Old Earth Acknowledgement where dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
America, of course!
The Will of God
The United States of America is the world's only Christian nation. "In God We Trust" is even printed on its coinage. As Godly Americans are obviously the only ones who can interpret God's divine message given in the Bible, it is the sworn responsibility of all American Creationists to educate the rest of the human race by whatever means necessary.
One such masterstroke was the use of John 8:7b, He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone. This is America's unique mandate - as one nation under God - to invade any foreign territory. Without this commandment, America would not have been able to embark upon the successful wars in Korea, Vietnam and Iraq (the Biblical whorish Babylon). Some who are deceived by Satan claim that America was not successful. But if America wasn't the richest, most powerful and most heavenly nation on Earth, then why would millions of immigrants try sneaking across the border to come to America?
America, as shown by the inspired Word of God, is the rightful ruler of the world. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously an instrument of Satan. As the world is one large unit, any parts of it that have surrendered to the will of Satan must be either converted, or removed. God created one Earth, and placed Adam and Eve in one Garden, and then created a flaming sword which turned every way, a weapon of mass destruction ready to attack in any direction, to protect His Creation (Genesis 3:24).
Does it not say, in Matthew 5:30, "And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell"? If Godly Americans, fundamentalist Creationist Conservatives, do not obliterate those that stand against the divine will of God's chosen nation, then we all risk being cast into the fire. The Biblical book of Revelation tells us so. We must subjugate the unbelievers at any cost.
The Will of God is not swayed by mere unpopularity, so it is with pride that American Creationists must keep fighting for the goals of total, complete and absolute World domination. This is our God-given Supreme Destiny! If anyone does not submit, they must be destroyed. The Bible says so.
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- "Ass" here refers to the traditional meaning of a donkey or burro, and not to the traditional meaning of stupid person.
- In this context Parents' signifies the plural of parent, and not single parenthood, which is not in line with Biblical marriage. Anti-Creationists may try to reason that God was a single parent, but He's God, isn't He?
- The Bible
- Reviewing the geodesic evidence revealed throughout the Bible.
- Which was just over six thousand years ago.
- The lack of sense inherent in this theory demonstrates the irrational beliefs espoused by Evolutionists' faulty reasoning.
- What the Bible calls the "whore of Babylon."
- Some Evolutionists will claim that abiogenesis, or the concept that life came from non-life, is not the same theory as Evolution. But whatever you call it, a theory is only a theory. God's law is greater than any theory.
- Factoid: When God created light already in motion He held back rainbows until after the Great Flood, which improved His already perfect Creation.
- Creationist Views on Australia
- Intelligent Design
- Intelligent Design by Committee
- Intelligent Mathematics
- Irreducible complexity
- James Ussher, Archbishop of Armagh
- Linguistic Creationism
- Pious Christians Against Shellfish
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