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Category:Infinite loop pages

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! 0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

10 PRINT "INFINITE LOOP PAGES"

20 GOTO 10

Quotes[edit]

“We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.”

~ Linus Torvalds

“Remember: A CRAY is the only computer that runs an endless loop in just 4 hours...”

~ John Doe

“No matter how hard you try, you cannot cram infinity into 32 bits. You need 64 for that.”

~ E. Carl Zimmerman

“A room has an infinite number of points to cross, and mathematics dictates you cannot cross an infinite number of points in a finite amount of time, therefore it is impossible to cross a room.”

~ Zeno

See also Idiot.