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April 30 - Boots!
Gattaca Annoying orange UnNews:Windows 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 came out Blank check Emily Wilding Davison Jason derulo UnNews:Attention Shoppers! Attention Shoppers! HEY LOOK! UnNews:Recent poll suggusts that majority of Tea-Partiers distrust the government (redirect) (delete) - Second try: Article now is known by a shorter headline. Professor Quirrel Justan beeper Koopaling
April 29
UW Phases - we don't care Ken jeong Tiger Chatzis Adult Icarus God of War 3 Leo Williams
April 28th - Picard is better than Kirk.
Invergordon Jan Brewer - UN:CM? Class A drugs Bad Things The Big Hedgehog 'Stephen Bushnells Puny Penis and Walking Headjobs I gotta take a shit Mozzarella Sack o sperm Gay bloke Qwertgggtfgfgttfguh.hjhikijihiyiiyiyieryynrtyeteriwurcweu9rwer9crweocruwecre Jigger Gay AIDS Shitdick charlie and his friends Faggy McFaggyballs Big spermy rod with testacle sauce Best person Jewdism Cody gazinsky Cody gadzinski UnNews:Recent poll suggusts that majority of Tea-Partiers distrust the government (redirect) (delete) - Headline truncated UnNews:Abortion doctor who scored own-goal in international match draws cartoon of Muhammed to achieve moronic death threat trifecta (redirect) (delete) - Headline truncated with author's permission Team hoyt May the admin who deletes this page know this: I fucked your mom. Hard. In the ass. Talk:Elton John
April 27th - Cher is fucking ugly, now.
Penis fries Jonathan Bright and Kieran Davies Boombastic Mr boombastic Coach oliver Jack Lancastle Nazi Mexico Todd Latchford Andy ewing Andre souchon - Vanity. This Video Should Never See the Light Of Day Tower Of London Counter-strike for kids Shania Twain Emer martin YOUR MOTHER STILL SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERZ YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERY YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERSKI YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERETTE UnNews:IPhone putting tremendous strees on NHS - Moved the article to my userspace. Genio Literario Ernest hemmingwy - Lies! Merzbow Joseph roh Pendle road elite EVE Online
April 25th & 26th - I'm going to freeze my piss and impale you with it
The Penguins of Madagascar - wikipedia c/p DO NOT DELETE! TheJumpman01 Joey minnella Cutworm Glow in the dark Banana Logic File:F-Bomb Effect on Wikipedia.jpg Löwenbräu Suicide By Ipod - Get the fuck off Chron's cock. Aircraft Carriers I Wanna Be Your Man - Fuckin shit. Huff now. (Comment: this has a construction tag) Haf-Sac - vanity(?) Mr. Lunt - vanity UnBooks:The Very Shaky Caterpillar User:Iwillkillyou333/Christina Aguilera Don't need it anymore
April 24th - Cocks dipped in Coke
Fredd The Mahmauscher/ uncyclopedia.js --SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME Harry potter Nu metal Ⱥ Learn to Type - Fake construction tag made this last over a month. File:Ironfistname.jpg - Author requested it gone. Engage Bring Me The Horizon Washington Nationals Boston Red Sox - expired Brian "B-rye" Christiansen - vanity, not notable (asked Codeine's mum) Behaviour of chicken Beta centauri File:Bunny pancake.jpg - duplicate of Pancakerabbit.jpg and not linked anywhere File:Pancake3.jpg - smaller duplicate of Pancakerabbit.jpg and not linked anywhere
April 23rd - Pink Floyd and The Beatles are the worst bands ever
Quarf - a one-liner that was blanked by its author. Timmy's mom Boooo This isn't funny - This isn't funny Homo Erectus Leah dizon Waterboard - Only one sentence long.
April 22nd - Please Flush After Use
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Coreys a ranga Scott larkin
April 21st - Insert something funny here
Gamgeeble Australia's Worst Suburbs in Review Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Need for weed Dude where'smy toilet Ngjefng Melissa riso Miss canoway Brenden major Sears Tower Collingwood magpies Adam pam Paras pawar
April 20th - smells like fungus
Bible humper MORDILLA IS A TURD MORDILLA IS A MUSHROOM MORDILLA IS AN ATHEIST MORDILLA IS A RETARD St. Lolcat Mordilla The Jew - Hi Mordillo! YOUR TOO SLOW!
April 18th - Get hip, get hip, don't slip ya knuckle heads, racism is schism on a serious tip
User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Japan and Australia clash over platypus hoax done moving it out Compton Elementary - don't care User:Multiliteralist/The doom of binary logic moved to main Justin Beeber - ED copy/ paste maybe? Call of Duty: World at War Phillip island Chris grriffin User:CheddarBBQ/CC
April 17th - Uncyclopedia taking over Facebook... This won't end well.
► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Starfox Adventures The Freezing Lips Culross AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Lol u rickrolld - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no Beta Threat - null Jeeves and Wooster Promise - ICU'd --Ljlego
April 16th - The day after yesterday but before tomorrow
Paul's Popularity Algorithm - seems to be vanity Talk:Headshot - orphaned talkpage
April 15th
Holymelon Bugs BunnyESStonia - Not funny.'Kay, Chief ICUed. HowTo: Hire a Dead Hooker W.C. Roflcopter25 Talk:Weather forecasting (NOT the corresponding article) - possible spam/vanity
April 14th - I spend my time on Uncyclopedia instead of drawing penii on bathroom stalls
The Hundred Year War DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK MCIMBA - Wrong language and not particularly funny either. Xxx;sexy,com - not sexy at all Daniel simpson Heather Blunt - Not. User:Multiliteralist/Cunt fly (redirect) (delete) - Multi meant for this redirect to be deleted a few days ago.
April 13th - I hate trying to think of witty headers
User:Denverhi - Created by an IP to insult a user. Heald College - Stupider than the other. HEALD COLLEGE - This is stupid. Push Mario UnNews:New article help - Attempt to create two files with better names than files in the Template: space had side-effects; details in UnNews:Newsroom UnNews:New article skeleton - ditto User talk:Miley Spears/TIPS Whyner gave me this page so I gave it back to him. Please huff my redirect.
April 12th - We still miss you, Billy Mays
Fresh melt water Ninja Clownfish Talk:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Vietnam's historyAustralias history (redirect) (delete) - redirects to Australia's history Australia's historynevermind, Aleister has given it a soul. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC) Fortress of Solitude English T-bags Anti-Atheism - author request. I'd like to forget this ever happened. User:Paizuri RICKROLL - redirected to Rickroll Jack hornby - well written vanity, but vanity nonetheless Three Days Grace - Where's the funny? User:Multiliteralist/Cunt fly I moved it to main space to make everyone sick. Zac Efron (redirect) (delete) - Stupid redirect made by a stupid IP.
April 11th - Dude, you have to smell this
My Life is Average - You're on the wrong site. Talk:Kobe Bryant - Orphaned talk page. User talk:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Platypus a stupid hoax moved to main User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Platypus a stupid hoax moved to main Unasplode Jared allen - not vanity. Not funny either, but I can't see any reason to huff. Iverpool fc Mika borem American bord casting Michael O Leary When the world blows up Fluffy Bunnies or Nietzsche unnecessary link for now. We'll move the actual article to UnNews later. User:Multiliteralist/HowTo:Create a platypus moved to main Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Boris_Yeltsin Need to submit a new review
April 10th - Day of Raging Ring Rash
9003 Umaga Skip sheffield Old Nick Game:Zork_ultimate/street/north User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Fluffy bunnies, the great economic resource moved
April 9th - Fuck.
Gernades (redirect) (delete) 9003 No way! This is great! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here Mark balish Fluffy Bunnies or Nietzsche (redirect) (delete) Gizzlebinch Freeport high school (redirect) (delete) File:Onan_the_Barbarian.gif - not used, by author's request PlaneShift R2-D2 Garrysmod Oofneg Yellow River Female Pirates Something complaetely randomely randon, something thats not even a worD Arnald schwarzenneger Cheryl Tweedy Halo ODST Bananas In Pyjamas User:Kip the Dip/Antiphallus - To be mainspaced in due time Westmount charter school User:SPIKE/El Niño - Now in mainspace User:SPIKE/Gondola - Now in mainspace User:SPIKE/New article intro - Now in Template: Spaghetti-O's User;Prehistory96/line Jake boggess
April 8th - What is that stain...?
Weird stuff Portal:People/PeopleFeatureNom 10-12 How You Will Die/male/0-29/10-19
April 7th - Listen kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're gonna let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, maybe you might as well just stay right there on the ground cause people are gonna be walking all over you for the rest of your life.
Paramore (band) Doom song Nick-at-Nite Old Nick John mcgivern Rosalinaism Red lin James Gang - I need to know more. Godspank You Black Dildo!!!!!!!! Sean Gilliam Freeport high school International School of Prague Miss muller or how ever you spell that bitches name Bam! Spelling is not your forte is it? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 07 Apr 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC) Zack Aidan Evegeni Malkin Carmine
April 6th - you know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever
Credo Mutwa Anal lightsabers Robert Schumann Giant Steps Rsybytitus Word NFWTMC Hives Falcon Jared Wignall
Nissan 20 - 6 days till the Omer (and possibly something important for Christians too) (5th of April for normal people)
Betty White Diving board Bugs Bunny Ethan Appelton - Okay, the fucker wants their pathetic threat toward this Ethan guy deleted. Alabama World wars Chris Leighton Ashton-Under-Lyne Canadian Dungeon Massacre of 1876 Interstate 69 - has a {{construction}} tag Fino Pax Romana How tall is a t-Rex Welding processes Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tauren Jordan Rudess Uncyclopediaandbox Madison, Wisconsin Captain K'Nuckles Category:Summit of spin articles - accidentally created a duplicate category. Delete plox. File:Nigga_dj.jpg - Considering the author of this is the same as the vanity below and this picture is for that article, this is probably vanity. David "DJ" Lynn Delta Xi 1827 Rasmus Marklund Who am i? - - user wants/doesn't care if it's deleted Mangita Jackson
April 2nd - Something something something.
Gremany - author request, sort of File:Hornr.jpg - cyberbullying Gay Chuck Norris - strange redirect to Adam Lambert. Darin earles The Queen of Colac Jenna Kettle!! Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Grueslayer - waste! Lost Cause 34 JustininUknow 4109 ChiefjusticeDS is a bad kitty The_Droids_You_Are_Looking_For - authors request Rejoice Dnepropetrovsk maniacs