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April 30: Fill your life with flowers.
► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Template:Shouldblock - No I think not Flammable Monkeys - I'll see it when I believe it. User:Pwntyou1009/Secret page 2 - IP Created Barnes Been Beyond Before But Believe Barnes, Barnes Being Bolmontious Bout Being There - WHAT???? User:Pwntyou1009/Secret page 1 - IP created User:Ed Refugee/UnNews: Twat gum research outlawed - again - DESTROY Epic Meal Time - Naaaaw. UnNews:Kaiba vs. Lunamaria and Mario vs. Luigi in court Sum cawk - Few lines or worse. Reggie Bush User:TheHumbucker/walrus (redirect) (delete) Derp
April 29: 'Data' is plural.
User:Dexter111344/UnNews:Look at me creating a new UnNews UnNews:Look at me creating a new UnNews - Yeah. Law of Consensus Alessandro easthope Rugrats Polish Cyryllic alphabet Lacey duvalle User:Lyrithya/Style guide User:Lyrithya/Manhole box Rafael Trujillo Parm gill Sucking off a man User talk:118.222.73.143 凸 (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect User:Lyrithya/Haydrahlienne User:Lyrithya/Style guide (other stuff) User:Lyrithya/UnDebateHeader - Done with this... User:Lyrithya/wombats.js Josh Ayling William and Kate Plus 8 Kill it. Good idea, but I had nothing to follow through with it on. I ended up writing some crap about ethiopians. Now I want sleep and my evening back. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:12, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
April 28: What? QVFD? What's that?
No (redirect) (delete) Twink (redirect) (delete) Gay body types (redirect) (delete) Main pape (redirect) (delete) Eringer ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Duplicate - VFD'd Sioux falls Birther Rear MicroDick Riddhi's dick Elliot loveday is gay Chandler bing Game:Page 1 - is part of Zork. Not a funny part, but I don't want to mess with it. Return the slab
April 27: Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD is so my personal soapbox
► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Water balloon Professor elemental The Knights that Say Ni 2007 deaths Madonna and child cimabue Talk:RL Stine UnNews:U.S. Enforces Green Hill Zone over Libya - Duplicate UnNews Red Sox Fans Rafael Trujillo Winnie-the-Pooh Pärnu User:SPIKE/Main page header - Experiment File:Qaz17.jpg - Image used in below spam File:Qaz17.jpg - Image used in below spam Home Loans - How to Prequalify For a Home loan Information - Spam Carol Gibbons The republic of john
April 26: Sandwiches
Paracetamol Ryan Friedman Boise state broncos Andrew Mudd Classical (redirect) (delete) - I put this redirect into my userpace article about Classical. That's why. Talk:Classical Fox news snydrome Susan walker Nathan kistler Labradors Tanha kashfia kate Lets get back together Use hashtag if you want them again together 63 - Dr. Skullthumper should delete this. He was the one who disabled the spam filter. Prosti-tots Alternative Vote
April 25: I'm fabricating a cake, with flour and sugar and butter and baking powder and oil and milk and all those little tasty bits...
Shannon Siwik Dead Hooker Storage Manhunt Vandalism/example on wheels - not the actual example on wheels. Raudalu HowTo:Become An Hero (redirect) (delete) - Unneeded redirect that displays the wrong article title (Uppercase "An", not "an", is needed.) Chollo Manele Cocalari Smecher Ethan Smith Greta Van Susteren (redirect) (delete) - Unneeded redirect to a userspace subpage. File:Portallive.png author request (--KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:15, April 25, 2011 (UTC)) Clonoulty Aggron UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical 3 (redirect) (delete) Science Olympiad Foundation - Wikipedia copy pasta Matt (Death Note) Sareda Hagenah Talk:Brisbane (redirect) (delete)File:Ninjas there are four in this picture.jpgused imageFile:888f3bbd70171a08828a34ff0484532b Free Japanese Anime Screensaver-1-.jpgused image
April 24: I'm in space!
► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Björn ljuhs - Cyberbullying and what not, recreated Lock legion User:Lyrithya/Muffins User:Lyrithya/Nothing/Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/stupid workaround User talk:Lyrithya/ly.js User:Lyrithya/Nothing/FH User:Lyrithya/Nothing/top pink User:Lyrithya/eh User:Lyrithya/Style guide (original) User:Lyrithya/Dr. Skullthumper User:Lyrithya/Manly ways to eat fruit User:Lyrithya/Cake Talk:John Ashcroft - Why is this still here? File:Taliban shells.jpg - duplicate image Yogscast Skata How to fail - Fail. Ass Raped Rofldile Arby 'n' the Chief Adaptations Snuggle Bunny LaTrelle Talk:Robotics Truer grit Scott pilgrim Internet Penis Aaron Max Fein Talk:Beginner's Guide/Graduation - I know it's not really "standard" to huff talk pages, but this is just cyber-bullying that went unnoticed. Leeds United FC Talk:BACONFile:Typical gundam battle.jpg - This disturbs me o_OIt's in use. Suck it. - Dex. Cage the elephant Cody orick - UN:VAIN Brock's Burlap Flap User:Magic Man/Penis (redirect) (delete) Shih-tzu (redirect) (delete) User:Acrolo/Robotics - The only content is a request for deletion... Feces Defect
April 23: It's not just you; the ceiling really is melting.
The Simon Effect - random followed by copy-pasta from wikipedia Barnes Been Beyond Before But Believe Barnes, Barnes Being Bolmontious Bout Being There - Anon adds graphics, deletes graphics, slaps on WIP Talk:BIONICLE (redirect) (delete) Effect Sockpuppet (disambiguation) - No offence to Mr IP, but 4/5 of these are redlinks... President David W. Burcham School Vandalism - I shoulda done this a long time ago. All of that banning and paranoia for nothing.... Michal bay Nickleback White cheddar popcorn Arthur C. Clarke UnNews:US reaches out to Microsoft exec (redirect) (delete) - SPIKE renamed own article; templates now converted
April 22: Why is it good Friday if Jesus died?
Beeber User:Lyrithya/eh/ah User:Lyrithya/eh/uh Muneeb Big Book of Lollipop Stories (redirect) (delete) Peecamel Radio Maryja Andy dufresne The shawshank redemption Infantryya beat me to it United Galactic Federation - Wikipedia version copy Queens Park Rangers UnPoetia:Wikipedia (clean version) - This is still a copy of another poem. Blumpkin Talk:Aberdeen (redirect) (delete) Obamas gay
April 21:ITS EASTER THURSDAY!
Jen and hattie Kate and Wills-The unseen footage Pyrimd head User:Shabidoo/UnNews:Canadians pull a fast one with a snap election - SPIKE userspaced to re-file with today's date User:Shabidoo/UnNews:Canadian election really compelling - Previous edition, QVFD by author Windows 2010/Windows Live Registry Editor Dimitrij Olegovics Korov UnNews:A new study shows that you sold yourself on eBay St thomas more How to make a girl gane weight Nedvídek koala Wikipedia bomb Tanha kashfia kate
April 20: What was it like back when we had a competent poopsmith?
Uncyclopedia:Psychology Old version(s) of this image: File:Will the Loudness Ever Stop.gif, all but the first two - Tried to revert to old (larger) version, but it just glitched the animation. Stoke city fc UnPoetia:Wikipedia (clean version) - Copy of UnPoetia:Wikipedia Tom and jerry Meowcenary Teri huff Cattzs Holy family catholic school - Now that's what I call a holy shit. File:Blue lollipop.jpg - Having a bit of trouble with this one,going to upload a new version. --Lollipop
April 19: Look, an idiot!
Worst 100 Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do BuzzjackThe baddest fuckers on the face of the earth club - Whichever admin huffs this, please put this as your reason: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Those quotes aren't funny, and neither are you."ƏƏƏƏƏƏƏ NO James roberts Parmenium Florian van duyn Zombie RattataCategory:EDiotsThis has more reason to stay than to go.
~ 
05:31, 19 April 2011
Balloon Fetish Cookie Crap William farquhar Jenna Rose Casey Decker Max and Ruby (redirect) (delete)
April 18: I should have just linked them.
Timothy Garcia: Defender of Lesbians - vanity Terd monkeys User:LordSkippy - IP created Your mum is a big seven Diplomatic immunity UnNews:Peper disease spreads to the world - ANON WANTS US TO VISIT EXTERNALWEBSITE.COM!!! Jean todt Anthropogenesis Jason perry Aisling Hulabalooloo Hulabaloolooland Daysha Runeskape Mrs Anderson Template:Colorbox - Also wikipedia America's Next Top Model, Cycle 16 - Wikipedia version [[:Talk:HowTo:Invoke Gods blessing while a duck is standing on your head]] ([[[:Template:Fullurl:Talk:HowTo:Invoke Gods blessing while a duck is standing on your head]] redirect]) ([[[:Template:Fullurl:Talk:HowTo:Invoke Gods blessing while a duck is standing on your head]] delete]) C-Gull Class Aircraft Led mexican Harry stillwell Ryan Raynes - UN:VAIN The Grand Green
April 17: It's as ordinary as dirt.
Rio the movie Sodium - ugh Slogan Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Armenian Genocide File talk:Ip hALL OF SHAME 20110417.PNG - internet tough guys User talk:92.4.36.61 Sonia Gandhi User:Lyrithya/qvfd.js User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/gallery User:Lyrithya/nadilien rhasta.css User:Lyrithya/thisisnotatemplate User:Lyrithya/VoteIOTM User:Lyrithya/signatures User:Lyrithya/Hall of Shame User:Lyrithya/ly.js User:Lyrithya/Large Yak MahtabFile:Monster house ver3.jpg - Oh god.- Used, here since 2007 LOODLE2 (redirect) (delete) - Redirects to LOODLE (infinite loop) LOODLE (redirect) (delete) - Redirects to LOODLE2 (infinite loop) Huffed or maybe not huffed - *grunts* User talk:173.49.140.141/UnNews 9366357232365238215321783 - WTF? Necromorph (redirect) (delete) Remi gaillard User:115.64.14.118 Molly whop Supply chain management
April 16: Happy Thursday Everyone!
Max and Ruby User:Lollipop/Palau (redirect) (delete) - Moved back to mainspace. User talk:64.136.27.228 - IP created welcome page for an IP Why the fuck did you come here? User:166.205.11.20 Kate Middleton Hasselhoff capacitor List of spongebob episodes Sam laws Touhou Motorola Jerkphone Molly whop Pseudoscorpions UnNews:Wikibomb explodes at Alabama - Anon writes 1-paragraph UnNews on Wiki-vs-Uncyc, abandons Template:ICT President - WTF??? Vampires Suck (Film) User:Lyrithya/gallery (redirect) (delete) User talk:Lyrithya/gallery (redirect) (delete) User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face? (original) - Okay, nevermind. This is useless. Mark Carroll Julianne hough Pharell williams - Copy of wikipedia article.
April 15: Where is Roman Dog Bird's asshole?
PH(x) Hightstown High School Moisturise me - Does anyone understand this? Dormiens UnPoetia:fuck you Nazzarie is a douchebag User:Coolio - IP created Spinja Hacks Wiz khalifa Template:Infobox country Talk:Text JaMarcus Russell Magic 8 ball HowTo:Become less shit Cesped Lollicup (redirect) (delete) BONER Butt-fucking (redirect) (delete) Chan - Do we really need this? If so, leave a message on my talk page. Beastly - Something about excessive badity, or something. Vail, Colorado - Not even ICU tag can save this article. File:Virgin mary by noistar.jpg Butt-fucking Sunkist Class system
April 14: Just another boring old day...
Total Drama Island: The Movie Colonel gaddafi Aufastellatreshakiraturachakakhanafurtadoniraguilerastan UnNews:The world is ending in 2011 Bubkiss Fluffers Thetechgame Six Feet Under - Haven't really seen the show so...delete plz William Kraakman Scott alexander La trobe university Burak kocmar Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (redirect) (delete) Reese's (redirect) (delete) UN:Skype (redirect) (delete) MichaelAbbott Khadijah File:Christmas-dance-1m5uhj1.gif - Invalid parameters apparently... Explosive diaherra (redirect) (delete) Dannysstudio The Boreham family Gaymes El-Halam - CyberbullyingOh Dear God (redirect) (delete) - Broken- Repaired Claremorris X ray
April 13: Lyrithya's cat (smells like my ass)
Patrick baggot Jared polack Seventh greg User talk:173.49.140.141 Shaduf User:Melosia - Created by user, but I don't care, this is obvious spam Flying fish of doom Derp
April 12: Get your new pants here, all your pants needs met here!
Ricky singh - Cyberbullying Ben loftus Mein page - Copy of the main page. Dividend Rigby Islamistan Rob swire (redirect) (delete) - Fucking broken redirect. Uncle Daddy - Blanked by author Intelligence in africa Canada sucks World war two Christina hutter Sean Shah Emperor Sun-Cantan Lon John Balzan Babel:Jj Kara dioguardi User:220.255.2.81 Tanha kashfia kate Ass wipes Gentlemen's Rights Movement - Blanked by the author. User talk:Dude3737 - Welcomed a cyber-bully. My bad. Alexander karnicki Martin Doohan Osama bin-Laden Flyff BjarneKristianBugtenSakseid Fair Derek jeter Innovation Academy Kyle hines
April 11:Play nice, kids.
The 39 clues Pikachu seizure Template:Noone cares - This doesn't need to be a template. Seriously, noone cares enough. LOLDONGS,_Inc. User:Tanner - IP creation Skuxx Booty Clap Biscuts GINGIVITIS UnNews:A man kill 9000 childrens on a brazilian school - It sucks. Wyatt current Artic Dora the exploerer Kampfer Chicken Smoothie University of Cape Town Sigurður Mount and Blade User:NeuroticNinjaPirate666/Seven Drinking Buddies of Cthulhu (redirect) (delete) ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Helen McKenzie Palau (redirect) (delete) - Userspace redirect Oj simpson Tobuscus Hagerstown User:Lyrithya/UnNews:New make-up doesn't just stay on, it won't come off - Done with this. Mont alto Imagine (redirect) (delete) Acme Corporation (redirect) (delete) Gold Rush (redirect) (delete) Travelers (redirect) (delete) Gypsie (redirect) (delete) Russian Gypsy Vampire Horde (redirect) (delete) Home baking (redirect) (delete) Ilumnaughty (redirect) (delete) Imaginary (redirect) (delete) Pretend (redirect) (delete) Pretending (redirect) (delete) Make believe (redirect) (delete) Make-believe (redirect) (delete) Of montreal (redirect) (delete) Play-doh (redirect) (delete) Play Doh (redirect) (delete) Slytherin (redirect) (delete) UnBooks:There's a black hole in my coffee (redirect) (delete) Template:Infobox School (redirect) (delete) Template:Myowwll (redirect) (delete) Bomb the fuck out of the enemy Shit your self Poowoomba Shitty battle commander User:Gomphog/Jokes (redirect) (delete) User:Gomphog/Seven Drinking Buddies of Cthulhu (redirect) (delete) - Also stolen User:Another n00b/Justine Bieber (redirect) (delete) - stolen Barnard Cormyr
April 10: AAAGH! The horror! Get it away, get it away!
File:Georgia elevations.png- Oops, didn't mean to put this here. Thomas A. Parris - C-c-c-cyberbullying! The Fairly White Racist Radiohead (movie)User:Another n00b - Banned user, stupid userpage. --Check out other permabanned users, they all have that template on there page, try this guy for example... July Wardon - Google search comes up with nothing, so I have to assume this is unfunny vanity. Rockford Luis inacio lula da silva The Middle of Nowhere - Health warning. Fisher Price (company) (redirect) (delete) Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fisher-Price (company) (re-review) (redirect) (delete) Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus (redirect) (delete) Gwonam Hogwarts Live Squeeze theorem
April 9: It's the ninth because I say it's the ninth
The article you never ever want to read because it makes you die if you don't leave it in 20 seconds The Tick Assassin's creed SIS-ians Arabian Doki Doki Panic Johannes Shahzeb hassan Bianry Code Ronald harwood Kulhudhuffushi Somewhere in Japan Flanders Nitroglycerin Gareth bale User talk:74.114.172.175 - proved pointless. Insanity machine
April 8: Lololololololololololol
Horsies Dinosar Jimmy Calderon HowTo: Play DS on your iPhone Portal/User:Frosty/Taking Down Encyclopedia DramaticaUser talk:74.114.172.175These are allowed in some cases apparently... Ryan harrinton Running like hell Jackie Chans Secret Driving skills Matt tarrant Vicky Fraanje - Cyberbullying Game:2012 II/AND Edward Tevas Wimmin Taking Down Encyclopedia Dramatica DDos - I dunno what this is, but it seems fishy. Osmosis jones Hone harewira Grootian theory The uncanny - There's a CSD for this. Keep the Kool Kickin'
April 7: There is no header
UnNews:Fuck_you - Someone was using the UnNews space for a sandbox. Satanic panic (band) - Who? Perpetual Ring - Actually, Socky says this goes here. Siegfried - Unless you think an ICU would be better... Kia Magentis - Four lines is a few, right? Bassenthwaite - CDS A7. No indication of importance... or something. Actually, I'd be doing this wrong. But who cares. Does anyone care? I don't care. Carl the llama - Whaaat? John cena The Uncyclopedia Article that Plays itself - Illogicopedia? Naw, pretty sure we have something about actually putting at least minimal effort into articles there... NBA 2K11 - ... Kilik - One sentence doesn't merit a contruction tag. Monk - Few lines or worse. Blame Olipro. Hobskin - Vanity or something. Anyhow, doesn't merit its {{construction}}. Liquid nitrogen Charo Allison fleming Sputnik spacer Lea-ann Hinauchi Template:Q you fucking Efrem Chris Fletcher - I don't even.. Andrew howard Lewis jones Internet discussion - Spam Cristiano ronaldo Feudal Oligarchy Of Croatia Swimming Cows of Istanbul (redirect) (delete) - Double redirect. Mcdonalds shit - This sucks. Restore A Taco Bell Bathroom. Liakopoulos Allison fleming Brendon ung Grenada 360 gunz User:Lollipop:Swimming Cows of Istanbul Cool Story Bro (redirect) (delete) - In my UserspaceCool Story Bro - Amazing. Just... amazing. *wipes tear*KoCitis - I am eat cow. - RECREATED, should be locked to prevent creation... Alex Bauer - Ha ha ha? Yann Tiersen - ?????
April 6: <insert header here>
Template:Infobox space agency -unused Template:Infobox_school - unused Template:Infobox county2 - unused SMBX Hockinson middle school Breathing too heavily Btwiown Phantrim Btw i own Monk - Anon recreates page, does a crap job, gives himself {{Construction}} Gag Aloof Willy The Tramp Stefon McDonald's/McMenu User:DJ Mixerr/Eloise (redirect) (delete) User:DJ Mixerr/Emma Goldman (redirect) (delete) User:DJ Mixerr/Konami (redirect) (delete) User:DJ Mixerr/Roald Amundsen (redirect) (delete) User:DJ Mixerr/Shinji Ikari (redirect) (delete) File:Main hitler.jpg - Duplicate upload. File:Fary.jpg File:Hugo.jpg File:Bsspeech.jpg ROFL helicopter (redirect) (delete) Protection log (redirect) (delete) Andy Lee Scott Pilgrim Gummy Bear Gummi Bears Poms Nyhmop Braga Arturo gatti - Who? Robert Palmer - We have never heard of you! Go away! NCD - What the fuck is this doing here? This és útter crap. Darren Bent Haris butt Miss jones
April 5: A feather for a thought, thought for a feather
Dylan yearbury Fremon Rebbecca black Bitties Castle crashers Dram War of the Squirrels Tyger roy smart How To: Ride a unicycle Bath New Brunswick Bailey greek Kyle grace Doug ozon Gallipoli True Meaning of Pie Gabriel Akl' User:Lyrithya/nk User:Lyrithya/nw - null Tiny Little Babies Jess williams
April 4th - Go eat fuck shitters
John croft Wht are humans - This article is piles of poo. If thier was no such thing as recycling, how long would the world last for The chrysalids Khuram Habib Mutants or heros 33rd degree free masons Ned davies BVGS Saval Chesterfield Doive - ??? Law v. Order - lameness Making a Stupid Sentence - I don't know what to make of this, so I'll just dump it on whoever checks qvfd. Hahahah haheehehehe ha huh? Islam mohamud User:Frosty/logo2 - No longer required Ulric Rick Snyder (redirect) (delete) - Userspace redirectFreezer- Redeemed by Socky. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:38, April 4, 2011 (UTC) Woodstock school This article causes EPIC seizures k... ATLANTIC RECORDS Snap backs
April 3rd - The headers get more original with each passing day...
Omnomming Nick Mezo I must completely must have beer James akister Chickens are us Fred the beard ChiefjusticeDS Malin Filosofen Otthén Jehova's Witness Final Fantasy VII History of the World: Part 1 - Because I wrote it and it looks like crap. Need I say more? Boobege User:Lyrithya/track - Test failed. 7 boar Lizzie walker Grik alfabet The FA Rappers - Vanity... Chubby chaser chris - Apparent cyberbullying... la de da. User:Assholeism101/Keith (Species) - Is this cyberbullying? I can't tell. An article with the name of the article in the article Socialism works! (redirect) (delete) - Userspace redirect War on sex - Ha ha? Seriously, these two are on the wrong website. >.< 17th Earl of Oxford - Not enough for an ICU, that. Penrhyncoch Flesch–kincaid readability test Large yak - Is this really an Uncyclopedia article? Interview With An Amateur Abortionist (redirect) (delete) - Unused redirect Suck my balls UnNews:Wikipedia may be getting it's own VFH Nobody cares Adonis (redirect) (delete) KIM KARDASHIAN University of Maine Farmington Ms. Gundry White nope UnNews:Ben weaklands crush - Not an UnNews. UnNews:Poop stick Talk:Dapto (redirect) (delete) - MadMax forgot to clean this up... Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Frosty/100 reasons to ban Lyrithya (redirect) (delete) User talk:Frosty/100 reasons to ban Lyrithya (redirect) (delete) User:Frosty/100 reasons to ban Lyrithya (redirect) (delete)
April 2nd - This is BS, man! I'm gonna go see Dr. Worm and re-evaluate this merger!
Lolliuncledaddy ~ Article request. Charmin Forum:Lollipop Cartoon Writing competition - Blah. Chuckie finster Tommy Pickles Game:Adventure Q/ucwc - Copy of another page or something. Eduard khil - What... Talk:Berowra (redirect) (delete) Talk:Perth (redirect) (delete) Talk:Wollongong (redirect) (delete) Internet Suicide I Know a Song That Annoys Everyone I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves I Know a Song That Gets on Everybodys Nerves I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves User:JackOfSpades/WiP/It is a great day to sell insurance 76 Spammers have gone away, no need for this.
April 1: No more temporary admins: REJOICE! Or don't. Your choice.
Migrate to and become a Citizen of the United States Adventure Q (redirect) (delete) Anjil Adhikari Lights Poxleitner Jacob Biggerstaff AcreAleister crowley - Uncy has a Crowley page, capital C, and this new one is just random outside of its lead.- Redirected to Aleister Crowley Exiting the building - Something tells me this isn't going anywhere. Eric baldwin - This appears to be more cyberbullying/vanity than about someone we care about. User:Destiny's Child - Userpage made by some IP... Levi moore ShankingIndex.php&useskin=monaco - Someone caught on... oh noes! Pack up the wiki!Neh.
~ 15:46, 1 April 2011
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and the stealing and stuff' (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect... *shifty eyes*