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Below is a list of changes to page protections. See the protected pages list for the list of currently operational page protections.

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• 21:49, 31 March 2025 Romartus talk contribs protected HowTo:Become a Pope [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Featured article) (hist)
• 08:21, 31 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected File:Crystal Meth.002.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:21, 31 March 2026) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:21, 31 March 2026) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:21, 31 March 2026) (Revert vandalism) (hist)
• 08:19, 31 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected File:Crystal-meth-rock-candy-3 thumb.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:19, 31 March 2026) (Revert vandalism) (hist)
• 08:16, 31 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected File:Mommy's medicine cabinet.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:16, 31 March 2026) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:15, 31 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected File:Meth.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:15, 31 March 2026) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:15, 31 March 2026) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:15, 31 March 2026) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:14, 31 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected File:Methamphetamine molecule.png [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:14, 31 March 2026) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 14:10, 29 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected UnNews:Police find crystal meth recipe in Bible [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 14:10, 29 March 2026) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 14:10, 29 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected The Meth Belt [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 14:10, 29 March 2026) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 14:10, 29 March 2026) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 22:09, 22 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected Meth addicts [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 22:09, 22 March 2026) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 22:09, 22 March 2026) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:13, 14 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected Meth [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:12, 14 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected Methamphetamine [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:10, 14 March 2025 Spike talk contribs protected Pablo Escobar [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 23:04, 12 February 2025 Spike talk contribs protected Uncyclopedia:Request a website [Create=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) ("Requesting a website" is not what Uncyclopedia is for)
• 16:54, 10 January 2025 Romartus talk contribs protected Mark Levin [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Featured article) (hist)
• 17:47, 22 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Aluminium [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 17:47, 22 March 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 17:47, 22 March 2025) (Magnet for Dialect Nazi. This article is written in British English, and that is allowed) (hist)
• 00:45, 13 December 2024 Romartus talk contribs protected Bunsen burner [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Featured article) (hist)
• 00:31, 9 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Crystal meth [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 00:31, 9 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 00:31, 9 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 00:30, 9 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Breaking Bad [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 21:55, 5 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Cocaine3.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:55, 5 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:55, 5 December 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:55, 5 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 21:55, 5 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Need for speed drug.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:55, 5 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:55, 5 December 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:55, 5 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 21:55, 5 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:NRL coke.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:54, 5 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:54, 5 December 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:54, 5 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 21:54, 5 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Powdered cocaine.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:54, 5 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:54, 5 December 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:54, 5 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 02:08, 4 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Chococrack.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 02:08, 4 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 02:08, 4 December 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 02:08, 4 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 02:03, 4 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Cocaine hydrochloride powder.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 02:01, 4 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Cocaine molecule.png [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 01:59, 4 December 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:Cocaine.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:59, 4 December 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:59, 4 December 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:59, 4 December 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 01:23, 25 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:200px-Cocaine lines 2.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:23, 25 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:23, 25 November 2025) [Upload=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:23, 25 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 01:21, 25 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected File:06032007.jpg [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 01:21, 25 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 18:49, 23 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected UnNews:More Sockpuppets Than Ever Addicted to Crack [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 18:49, 23 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 18:49, 23 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 18:48, 23 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected UnNews:Crack lowered, blacks celebrate [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 18:48, 23 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 18:48, 23 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 18:47, 23 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected UnNews:Cop offered crack by local dumbass [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 18:47, 23 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 18:47, 23 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 18:46, 23 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected UnNews:Cocaine 'no boost in the morning' [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 22:47, 20 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected UnNews:Coast Guard ship returns with 14 tons of cocaine [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:05, 20 November 2024 Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs changed protection level for UnNews:Australia to solve cocaine crisis by banning rugby [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:05, 20 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:05, 20 November 2025) (Excessive vandalism) (hist)
• 08:05, 20 November 2024 Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs protected UnNews:Australia to solve cocaine crisis by banning rugby [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Excessive vandalism) (hist)
• 08:04, 20 November 2024 Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs protected UnNews:75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine" [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:04, 20 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 08:04, 20 November 2025) (Excessive vandalism) (hist)
• 19:58, 16 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Need for Speed [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 19:58, 16 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 19:58, 16 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 09:24, 15 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Evercrack [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 09:24, 15 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 09:24, 15 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 22:36, 12 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Chocolate crack [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 22:36, 12 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 22:36, 12 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 21:33, 12 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Cereal Crack Scandal [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:33, 12 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 21:33, 12 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 19:54, 12 November 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Cat cocaine [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 19:54, 12 November 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 19:54, 12 November 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 19:01, 27 October 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Category:Drugs [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 17:42, 27 October 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Category:Coffee [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 17:28, 27 October 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Category:Cocaine [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 17:27, 27 October 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Category:Meth [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 08:12, 25 October 2024 OnePunch talk contribs protected User talk:OnePunch [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) (Excessive vandalism: Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 20:21, 24 October 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Pablo Escobar [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 20:21, 24 January 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 20:21, 24 January 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)
• 15:23, 24 October 2024 Romartus talk contribs protected Woolly mammoth [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Featured article) (hist)
• 23:48, 15 October 2024 Romartus talk contribs protected Kalamazoo, Michigan [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Featured article) (hist)
• 22:47, 13 October 2024 Spike talk contribs protected Crack head [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 22:47, 13 April 2025) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (expires 22:47, 13 April 2025) (Vandal magnet) (hist)

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