Ben Phillips

Ben Phillips is the God Of Pranks! He fucking is! Let's talk about this gay sexy looking bastard.

Early life and education

He was born in Bridgend on 10th October 1992 to David and Maria Phillips. Since he was a baby, he loved to laugh. His parents stuffed laughing gas and pills down his throat to make him laugh even more. His Nan and Grandad showed him clips of You've Been Framed. But one day someone changed his life......

His mum and dad took him to a park one afternoon to play rugby and rounders. When his dad smacked the ball too hard, it went in the bushes. So Ben got it. He got strangled and beaten by a mysterious person. His name is Elliot Giles. Instead of reporting him to the missing child centre, Ben's parents took him home! Ben and Elliot were best mates.

Ben attended Ysgol Brynteg from 2004 to 2011 which is Welsh for Got Pus In My Leg. He got top marks in Drama and Art for the art of his pranks. His pranks went viral in school and sometimes he was suspended for some. He left in 2011 with A Levels in English, Welsh, Drama and Art. He absolutely fucked up in maths and science however. He cheated in his cooking exam too. He lit the school on fire with his candle prank he thought was chocolate. But no it was a black candle. He got suspended for 6 months in his first year of 6th form. And finally PE which is peeing sports he was a fucking retard cunt. He was good at rugby and football but was shit in cricket, boxing and swimming.

Life before fame

Ben moved out of his parents house with Elliot. The two moved to Jubilee Road which is opposite their former school. Ben took his driving test and passed first time! HOLY FUCK! WOW! Which made Elliot very jealous since he was too young to drive. In 2014, Elliot learnt to drive. Ben disguised himself as the driving coach. He pranked Elliot by putting superglue on the accelerator, the steering wheel and even his seat! Because of this, Elliot failed his test 3 times. He finally passed when he knocked Ben out with a saucepan. Ben met a young man called Dr Harley, a doctor. He was his best mate until he moved to Sunderland. Since then, Ben grew an obsession with Vine, a 6 second pranking channel. Angry at the time limit, he sued them like fuckers. That's when he discovered YouTube.

2015

Ben found a coin in a water bottle and told Elliot to investigate. Then Ben recorded and Elliot was given a fucking shock. Thousands of viewers tuned in to watch his awesome prank. He then went into Cardiff to prank the public by stealing a trolley and doing Jackass stunts including the famous shopping trolley on the roof stunt. Next he went to IKEA and stole all the furniture including a massive security guard and police showdown. Ben then wore a Klu Klux Klan outfit to scare many people including the blacks. As the year went on, Ben was more popular not only in Bridgend and Cardiff, but the whole of Wales and the rest of the UK too. His first major prank on Elliot was the Unicorn Shit prank. Unicorns be like SPLAT! Elliot screams in horror as he sees sperm on his face. He threatens to kill Ben if he does that again. A few days later, he scared Elliot with a python he stole from a zoo. The python nearly injures him but the RSPCA rescue it and take it away. Ben was charged £1000 for this irresponsible act. Other pranks throughout the rest of the year included smashing Elliot's Iphone with a hammer for Elliot fining him by the RSPCA, shooting Elliot's asshole with NERF guns causing his ass to bleed, kidnapping pigeons and shitting all over Elliot, soaking him with a water balloon choking him, smacking his ass with cloths and more. The chilli sandwich prank involves Ben smearing hot sauce all over Elliot's all day breakfast sandwich. Elliot's tongue goes on fire and blames Tesco for it! Super Hair Gel: Ben puts superglue on Elliot's hairbrush and hair causing his hand to stick to the brush. Snake Strikes Again: Ben rescues the python and causes it to attack Elliot causing him to bleed in bed. Elliot rushes to hospital. Tattoo Tiger: Ben puts sleeping pills in Elliot's cider. He then kidnaps him and takes him to the tattoo parlour. He draws a tiger on his face, stomach and feet. Elliot screams in horror at his new tattoo and attacks Ben. Chilli Donuts: Ben sneaks hot sauce in Elliot's donuts! Elliot chokes on them and turns blue. Wax Slap Me Across The Fucking Face: Ben pours wax all over Elliot's face and smacks him with a baseball bat when he's sleeping. Tea Bug: Ben sneaks a crawling centipede into Elliot's tea. Elliot swallows it and is sent to hospital. Morning Sickness: Ben drinks gone off milk and throws up all over Elliot. Dog Breath: Ben gives Elliot dog food for tea. Spice Cream: Ben puts chopped ghost peppers and Carolina Reaper chilli sauce in Elliot's ice cream. Elliot gags so much he has severe heartburn. Tape Snake: Ben gets a tape measure, rolls it up and puts it in the draw. When Elliot opens the draw, the tape attacks him! Pins And Needles: Ben superglues drawing pins and needles on Elliot's chair. Elliot screams in pain and blood pours out of his ass. Bleach Juice: Elliot drinks bleach he thought was orange squash. Ben swaps the bottle and puts a bleach label on it! Chilli Willy: Ben superglues a ghost pepper on Elliot's penis! Elliot's penis gets amputated! Ben and Elliot get married in a gay marriage ceremony at Corntown Country Pub, a pub near Bridgend.

2019

The New Year started off with a bang for Ben and Elliot! So Elliot got naked and danced around Bridgend showing his penis and even fucking traffic cones! The video went viral in just a few hours! Ben poured 10000 cubes all over Elliot's room. Elliot is Freezing Giles for the day! His penis and backside was frozen. To make things worse, Ben plays Frozen's Let It Go for 24 hours! Elliot gets so pissed off that he clouts him one. Elliot than starts a campaign to ban all pranks and plots to destroy the Ben Phillips HQ! However Ben, Carl and Tristan foil his plans. As a revenge prank, Ben superglues dumbbells to Elliot. He tries to destroy them but fails. Ben superglues clingfilm inside Elliot's room. He covers the bed, curtains and wallpaper like the other pranks. Elliot was pissed off again! Elliot gains revenge by breaking into the HQ and takes a massive shit inside Ben's fridge! He smears poop all over the fridge contaminating the food. As revenge, Ben covers Elliot's car with foil. Elliot sets fire to the foil but destroys his car! He carjacks an old lady and drives off. Ben puts wax strips on Elliot like he did years ago. Elliot screams in horror ripping them off. The next day, Ben hides alarm clocks around the room, in his car and even at his workplace! Elliot destroys his room Inbetweeners style and Ben's room too. Ben's punishment for Elliot was filling his car with 1 million feathers. Elliot choked to death so he had surgery to remove the feathers in his throat. A few days later, Ben used superglue to glue Elliot to the bathroom sink. But soon everyone joins including Carl, Tristan, Chris and their new friend Jake. All the bros except Ben get stuck. Ben roars in laughter. Then he superglues Elliot to a hoverboard. Elliot gets stuck and he is out of control. He ends up in Porthcawl and falls off the harbour into the sea! Days later, Ben and Elliot along with the rest of the crew fly to Mumbai for their Indian show. Elliot eats vindaloo curry and throws up all over the Indians, the Pakis and the Bengals! The Indian pilot threatens to execute him if he does it again. The show is a success with Ben executing Elliot Indian style. NOT REAL WANKERS!! Back in Bridgend, Elliot's trousers are pulled down by Ben. He is arrested and kept in custody for this sexual offence. Once Ben was released from night prison, he put a skunk in Elliot's car as punishment for landing him in jail. Elliot violently threw up and was sent to hospital. Days later, Ben locked Elliot in a freezer, drove off and shoved the freezer off a cliff into the sea. Meanwhile at the Corntown Country Inn, Ben messed up the water mains causing the pub to flood. Elliot was sacked for this prank. That night, Ben and his crew signed gold cards and opened an Age Restricted Shop on Sorry Bro Street. On Pancake Day, Elliot made pancakes. Ben stealthily sneaks crack cocaine instead of sugar! Elliot shares the pancakes with his friends. Then they get high on it! The police soon arrive and arrest Elliot for making illegal pancakes. He is kept in custody for a week. A week later, Ben and his mates decide to play a pushing game on Elliot. They push Elliot over 100 times in a day! Elliot threatens to beat them up if they carry on. Ben and Georgia then fly to Spain for a mini holiday. So Ben decides to play a cheating prank on Georgia. He lies to her about editing his YouTube channel and then buys a fake body and puts it in her bed! That night, Ben sneaks out of the bedroom and Georgia screams in horror at the body! Georgia punches Ben in the balls for this prank. The couple fly back to Wales the next day. Ben decides to trap Elliot in the lift. Elliot turns into Hulk Giles and smashes everything in his way. He then falls down the lift shaft! 4 days later, Ben decides to put Elliot in a holiday advert disguised as a suitcase. Elliot is superglued inside! A week later, Ben buys a drone and the drone stalks Elliot 24/7! He gets so pissed off that he attacks it with a shoe, book and even a mug of tea!

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