Apology
Siamo molto spiacenti di dover dire di non avere ancora una pagina sulle "scuse", ma se sei venuto cercando una guida su come fare semplici scuse, sei venuto nel posto giusto!
¡Estamos muy apesadumbrados de decir que no tenemos realmente una página en "apología", pero si usted ha venido buscando una guía en cómo hacer apologías baratas, usted ha venido al lugar derecho!
Es tut uns sehr Leid zu sagen, dass wir nicht wirklich eine Seite auf "Entschuldigung" haben, aber, wenn Sie gekommen sind, nach einem Führer auf, wie man sucht preiswerte Entschuldigungen bildet, sind Sie zum rechten Platz gekommen!
Мы очень сожалеем, но у нас нет статьи, называющейся "Извинение"; однако, если Вы ищете руководство о том, как правильно извиняться, то Вы на правильном пути!
אנו מתנצלים מאד על כי אין ברשותנו דף בנושא "התנצלות". אבל, אם הגעתם לכאן על מנת לקבל מידע על איך למצוא תירוצים זולים, הגעתם למקום הנכון!
私たちは非常に残念に言ってやるが、実際にはしていないページを"謝罪" 、もしあなたが来るガイドを探して格安の謝罪の作り方を、ここに来て正しい場所に！
இங்கே மன்னிக்கவும் என்ற தலைப்பில் பக்கமேதும் இல்லாத்தால் தயவுசெய்து மன்னிக்கவும். ஆனால் இங்கு மன்னிப்புக்கேட்பதற்கான மிக மோசமான சாட்டுக்கள் தேடி வந்திருப்பீராயின் வாழ்த்துக்கள்! சரியான இடத்துக்குத்தான் வந்துள்ளீர்கள்.
As we said, we are so extremely sorry that no one has been bothered to write an apology page but we can do no more than offer out greatest and most sincere expression of regret on the fact that we have no page about apologies. We are also sorry that we couldn't even think of anything funny to put here, but instead filled this page with a half-funny and un-original idea. We would also like to take this opportunity to offer our sincerest regret for all the damage and harm that Uncyclopedia has caused. It has been very, very bad and it knows it. From now on Uncyclopedia will not attempt humour ever again.
We are so, so sorry.
To The Children[edit]
We would like to offer a big, fat lie "sorry" to the children concerning the following matters:
- McDonald's
- Canada
- Global Warming, actually...hell, no! You should be grateful for this you little snot-covered pieces of dirt! Now your puny holidays are warm and nice.
- The Internet, we're sorry that you get to share the porn, now.
- That your parents conceived you.
- Family values.
NazisNo, I'm pretty sure Nazis is meant to be in there...Nazi- Communists.
- Flavourless flavoured condoms.
- This sorry excuse for a page.
- This sorry excuse for a list.
Sorry For The Sorry-Ness Of This Page[edit]
We're sorry for the sorry-ness of this page, the amount we've said "sorry" already and the annoying fact that we've dodged saying "apology". We're sorry that we put a gay box thingie, we're sorry that we ever made your or even, allowed you to cast your eyes upon this sorry puddle of a heap of words. We're sorry for insulting vulnerable groups of society and for preying on the weakness of others. We're sorry for laughing at your excuse for a god and we're sorry for saying sorry about things you never really cared about...
Sorry.