Fly
| Flies | |
|---|---|
 Flies spit on your food and then walk over the table | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Class | Insecta |
| Order | Buzzy Bastards |
| Family | Dipsomaniacs |
| Species | Window bashers |
| Binomial name | |
| Stinging Flies | |
| Specifications | |
| Weight | 0.5 ounces to 3.5 pounds |
| Length | 0.01 inches to 8 inches |
| Special attack | Food Adulterers |
| Conservation status | |
| Making life hell | |
There get everywhere. The so-called humble Fly is an insect you can never escape from. They are ugly, have disgusting eating habits and seem to serve no other purpose but to get everywhere.
True Flies and Fake Flies[edit]
True flies are nimble and hard to swat. Originally equipped with two pairs of wings, one pair have turned into gyroscopes that allow a fly to suddenly change direction. Since all flies have no conception of glass, they are easier to kill once they have been giving themselves a raging head ache after trying to fly away. That's when your get them. Fake flies are just pretty and dumb like butterflies and dragonflies.
Life Cycle[edit]
All flies start off as eggs. For those like bluebottles that means 'mum' leaves you attached to a freshly dead animal. There you will grow and gorge yourself on easy accessible meat. Within a day or so you will pupate and become a wrigly maggot before leaving the carcass to look spread your genes to the next generation of flies. And then you die or get sluggish and fly into a spider's web or end up on the menu at ant's nest restaurant. This entire cycle can be over within a month or so. Flies don't live very long so don't get one as a pet.
Famous Flies[edit]
Flies aren't very heroic. They will fly backwards if confronted with a wasp. Satan is also called The Lord of the Flies which doesn't sound very awe inspiring. There is of course the fly that swam in the soup but his/her name is lost to history.