Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive68

December 31: PANIC!

Octagon
Nicholas rutledge
Staring Dramatically Into The Future
Useless stuff
Fdngfnhkhgkhn
[[:Marty Mcfly]] Nevermind, I suppose... someone tacked an ICU tag onto it. → I am greatSoup? 09:57 31-Dec-10 ←
Swami Nithyananda
Sin Johns
Slenderman

December 30: Happy Deathcember!

Yousef mansour - Blatant vanity → I am greatSoup? 21:15 30-Dec-10 ←
Cheezburger‎
UnNews:Paul Is Not Dead
The Unforgiving Prostitutes
Game:Ze Quest
Three Days Grace
Acp pradyuman
Euphoria College
Don Martin's Comics
Talking Paper Clips
Another n00b/Blacktoon network (redirect) (delete)
UnBooks:Diary of a North Korean
Template:SERVER
Forum:What are dicks
Im gonna get banned - He's probably right, though. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 30 December 2010
Poopoo Magroo
3875

December 29 - Goats make for nice lawnmowers.

Molecular bilogy
Joe Montana
The Awesome Club
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Yoga - Not a review request.
Durango - Uncyclopedia is NOT Wikipedia.
Percy Jackson - null
Sex With A Mormon - It is too late to add this to QVFD? I'll check later.
Wendius augustus
Justin Beeber - We have never heard of you.
Registered trademark symbol
User:Possible Gomphog Sock
User:Humphog - Does it really deserve a userpage?
UnNews:3D Cell Culture
User:Meganoob
KILL THE JEWS
User talk:Mr Whiskers/
User:Megafag
KILL ALL RACIST NIGGERS - not clever
Secret Show
Lil Wayne
Moths

December 28 - ChiefjusticeDS needs a hug

Lil Wayne‎
Cock pushups
Do a barrel roll‎ 
Sex Memo for Men - Copied off some website
Rms Olympic
Tom Delonge
Nick GAS
Talk:Saint Augustine
File:Y1ppQQvHKsaukqqCKWHMwJfup7DDGws7yxyzSvrSinLwsQuyZiJrIi8fBk89KwvtENXd9BRfPVYekI.jpg worse version of existent image
Nintendo 3DS

December 27: Enough "boxing"--maybe a little arm-wrestling or Jitsu?

Nik Kershaw
User:RABBITECHNO IS A JEW-BISCUIT
UNPOETICA:JEW-BISCUITS GO AWAY
Talk:UNPOETICA:JEW-BISCUITS GO AWAY
Chicken men
World War XI
Margaret Cho
Kentuckycoursant
Gladys la bomba tucumana

December 26: Could everyone stop with the drama for one whole day and do something productive?

UnNews:I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
  --SPIKE seconds Lyrithya, again, as Anon refiles this one day later
The Simpsteins (redirect) (delete) - Userpage redirect...
Everything in here, per Zombiebaron moving the keep stuff out. (This stuff was sort of VFDed. Sort of. And he doesn't have time, or something. What kind of excuse is that?) 
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickπ (redirect) (delete)
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickΠ (redirect) (delete)
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickpi (redirect) (delete)
Do NOT click any links!/click30 (redirect) (delete)
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Do NOT click any links!/click11 (redirect) (delete)
Game talk:Do NOT click any links!/click999 (redirect) (delete)
Do NOT click any links!/click10 (redirect) (delete)
User:Lets Hang Some Niggers
Yu-Gi-Oh : The Abridged Series (redirect) (delete)
User talk:Riker
User:Riker
Meganew Fails
Meganew: Confessions Of An Internet Retard
Meganew The Retard
Meganew Fails At Trolling
The IP Fails
Meganew's "War" Continues
Meganew - The New Reason For Trolls To Stay
Meganew - Gang-War 101
Ban Patrol Don't Do Shit Meganew
Meganew Sucks Cocks
Meganew The Chickfucker
Meganew The Noob
Meganew The Ugly Duckling
Little Red Meganew
Meganew The Frog
Meganew The Moron
My Little Meganew
Neutrinos (redirect) (delete) - Redirects to the singular
File talk:Tomboftherisen.jpg

December 25 - Poop, that is all.

File:Wikipediaaaaaa.png - uploader request
Meganew Fails At Trolling
Meganew Loses War - Again
Meganew Just Dropped The A-Bomb
Join The Troll Army Today!
Why Meganew's Tactic Of Trolling Trolls Is Doomed To Failure
Meganew Is Kind Of Like Stalin And Hitler's Illegitimate Daughter - Only More Retarded
User talk:92.8.42.168
User:92.8.42.168
Best Way To Introduce Yourself To A New Community
Goregoregore
Bingy lord of cats
I'M BACK AND I'M MAD!
Talk:I'M BACK AND I'M MAD!

December 24... blah blah blah

File:Malaysia.PNG
Why?:Mickey Mouse Is Corrupting Our Youth And Destroying Our Childhoods
Talk:Lincoln-Douglas Debates
Talk:WordGirl
[[:Talk:Why?:Mickey Mouse Is Corrupting Our Youth And Destroying Our Childhoods]]
User:Disney's Evil Revealed
User:Ilovebaconyo
User:Somedude12
User:John Penis
User:Computer Cricket
User:Vic
User talk:XxAimee
User:XxAimee
User:Creativename
User:The86thelement
User:ChocolateBubbles
User:Emmacroberts
User:Disjiu01867
User talk:Woba Fett
User:Woba Fett - null
Talk:Skifree
[[:Talk:UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting]]
UnNews talk:"You Are Dead" coming to cinema
UnNews talk:Maria speaks to us
UnNews:I'm dreamin' of a green Christmas - That's news, how?
    -Above: Lyrithya InB4 SPIKE, who agrees; not funny, not a user, not an UnNews, no photo
White Knight
The Companian Cube
Jysk
Fuck's News
Beatles Cartoon

December 23: They're pretty mellow......MELLOW DUDES

ITS OVER 9000
P-51
UnNews:US Senate repeals "Don't ask, don't tell" (redirect) (delete) - Er, that one was an accident. Duplicatey thing. Blargle, poor SPIKE, running UnNews all by himself and not even an admin...
User:SPIKE/1 - Above is here now, to get it off the UnNews Front Page while we wait
Essex boy
UnNews:Evidence proving Yeti’s existence remains elusive (redirect) (delete)
Positive electricity
User:Gomphog/ChiefJusticeDS
Anthony Horowitz
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click65535
It's over 9000!
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click95

December 22 - I'm making a new header! Yay, me!

Mississauga
Why?:Buy my product?
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
ALLAH IS GREAT!
Marc Andressen
UnNews:Evidence proving Yeti’s existence remains elusive
Fuck Lyrithya
Cliché (It has a VFD tag, but should be QVFD'd)
Woman and beer
Rose McGowan
Liam Caldicott - vanity? Delete-worthy even if not. Bang! The dirt's gone! Rabbi Techno  kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 16:08, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
I'm Here To Kill You All 
Willamette, Colorado
I want a troll just like the troll who married dear old dad.
User:Jesus The Son Of God
You people make me sick
Mein kamfy chair
You've been hit by a truck! You've been hit by a truck!
Daniel tosh

Decimber 21... if only people could learn to spell

Willamette, Colorado
Lethal injection
Cliché
PEI
Namely Peculiar
Lawn
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Point Blank - Copy/pasted straight from Wikipedia.
UnNews:Santa is fired
User:Dexter111344/OMG what is this - I didn't remember to finish it for the TDB. Oh WHALEZ.
Herpititus
Misty
Wiz khalifa

December 20 - Lunar eclipse today... somewhere.

0ni
Matt Bryant
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TV remote
Ville Valo - Ok people, just as a rule of thumb, if it has an ICU on it, please don't put it on QVFD.
Buffalo, New York
Asian Driver - Per above
Matt (Death Note)
George Lopez

December 19... AAAGH!

Category:11 December 2010
Lawrence Brenden Dimmig - Vanity?
HowTo: Become a very rich man
Hand of God
President Jar Jar
I Like It - Um...
Phoebe (name)
King Emu
File talk:Shalit.jpg
Subfusc
His Interesting Masturbation
Wat
Drowning kittens
Forum:Revenge! - Thread creator is trying to get people to spam a forum.
Template:Customlogo - Redundant template with Template:Imageaslogo

December 18: Are you my mommy?

Viva la vida
Justin Bieber Fans
Mary immaculate college - blanked by author
Tony hawk
Alex rider
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stephen Kim

December 17 - what... is that smell?!

Ryne du shane - I put an ICU on it. That fits it better.
Tom Delonge
Arnold Schwartzineggah
Game:Zork3/v.s Jib - Did you ever try that?
Oprah ignored in Australia
Fuck Lyrithya (redirect) (delete)
List of ps3 games
User:Pentium5dot1/Sandbox/Test of stub link formatting - author request

December 16: What the hell day is it, anyway?

That time I nearly wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine (redirect) (delete) - moved
Julian Assange
Point Blank
Land shark
Benjamin marks
Necrobestiality
Arnold Schwartzineggah
Kick buttowsiki
File:Nuntit.jpg - Duplicate of File:Nunboobs.jpg
Benjamin marks
Erik Dahlin
The Dao

December 15... okay, one more day now. Oops.

America_is_the_best - Already have an article on the subject, and this version is poorly written
Microsoft Windows Uncycle - Author blanked it.
Game:Kingdomofloathing/fighthermit/win/advance - 
Alex Trebek - ???
UnNews:CIA Caught With Panties Down: Agents Dressed in Turbans Fall Off Camel On Way to Deliver Underwear Bomb to Drugged-out Patsy - Anon's third try; still sucks; nowhere to which to mercy-move it
UnNews:CIA Caught With Panties Down:Agents Dressed in Turbans Fall Off Camel On Way to Deliver Under Wear Bomb to Drugged-out Patsy - Anon's second try
UnNews:CIA Caught With Panties Down - Anon tries to file an UnNews; no content
Play WiiStation 360
Game:Create A Game/Luigi
File:Dino vs robo.jpg - This one's my fault. Much too big when used. And cant be resized.
File:Pink glow.png - Bah.
Asian Driver - rant by Anon
Grizzalypuff
Nintendo 3DS

December 14: One more day. One more day!

Game:Life/dead
Game:Life/GrueDeath - isolated clustrer
Game:Life/fart1
Game:Life/cry1
Game:Zork3/wafflo
Game:Death Row II/intoxication
Maga Woolets
Microsoft Windows Uncycle
Porkins
Why?: You Will Never Have a Chance in Hell With Her
Kevin Barrett

December 13: the beginning of the middle of the end-thing of the... er...my lunch hour.

The Backhouse
Waylon jennings
Justin Bieber. The guy NOT to be.
Kevin Barrett - I know it's a WIP, but... Where could it be going? Also writen by an IP.
Armin Van Buren
Matko Miško
Loobying
Manly Article Of Manliness
Forum:New idea that's similar - Anon flogs his own wiki -- It's an ad
User:SpikeFromNH/signature - From SPIKE's old account
User:SPIKE/Cliches - old version; Cliches-1 is current
Corcaigh language
Lewis potton

December 12 - So, um... Ya...

Forum:I Found Out Who Gomphog is! not cool to out real names
World Championships
Hit him with sword,
Matt moore - Self-evident crap by Anon

December 11 - or so my substitution of realities insists

UnTweets:God (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zest/battle/a/a/a/s
Game:Zest/battle/s/s/a
T-Rex Exportation Restriction Act
VY Canis Majoris
File:Sniperkitten.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Kittenhitman.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Sniper kitten.jpg - Duplicate image
Ian Dillick - Vanity? Vandalism? I don't know, but it's not funny. And far too short at that.

December 10 - I totally did your... hair.

Game:Do NOT click any links!/click= - quality control
File:Silent stalkings.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Cat heaven cat soon.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Cat surrender.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Kitten gun 001.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Boom Shaka.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Unhuffable kitty.gif - Duplicate image
File:Machine gun cat.jpg - Duplicate image
File:41.gif - Duplicate image
File:Cathelmet.jpg - 
File:Funny-cat.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Smilodon1679.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Limecat original.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Cat 2-172x204.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Limecat small.jpg - Unused duplicate
File:1350-OrangeKitten30pcSmall.jpg - Duplicate image
File:Cat.jpeg - Unused duplicate
File:Gb w cat.jpg - Unused duplicate
File:GeorgeBushHuffingA kitten.jpg - Duplicate image
Ahahaha....yeeeeeah... - ?????
Master Hand - ...
Vote for admin
File:Onigiri.jpg (unused images)
File:1px.png
File:Ab-logs.png
File:Jimmyjimmy banner.png
File:Jimbo Sophia 1 banner.png
User:Lyrithya/personal appeal - Meh.

December 9 - The day after the day after Pearl Harbor day

Broken tape recorder
User:SPIKE/UnNews:Killjoys on earth - crap from Anon I moved to my userspace
Slender Man
Greeb

December 8 - The day after Pearl Harbor day

Chris Gannon - Is this vanity, or just...?
Psilocybin
U.S.S.R.
Kansas board of education/
Game:Zork/1234123587
Uncyclopedia:A BASIC SHOWCASE OF WHAT THIS SITE IS AND HOW IT FUNCTIONS - Naw.
Talk:Kenneth Durham
Kid Rock
Dickachu
Kenneth Durham
I.M Meen
Smurfism
Crazy Train
Die.
Hit him with sword,
Teletubbies Gone Bad movie - ?????
Synchronized Drowning (song)
Mug (Root Beer)
Bazinga
AGFF
Twilight (movie)
United Stairs
The madness of salami
UnNews:WikiLeaks announces new goal, to stalk on people leaking in the bathroom - Unfinished UnNews by Anon, can't move to userspace for rework
Sterling knight
Greeb
UnPoetia:The Night Before Christmas...in Croatia (redirect) (delete)

December 7th - What a way to run a railroad

The Retard's Way To Cure AIDS
Whining in Modern Day Hockey
North Avenue Trade School
Bazinga
Greeb
Crazy Train
User:71.196.145.195/school bus drivers - It should make an account for this, yes?
Sterling knight
Synchronized Drowning (song)
Owl City
Teletubbies Gone Bad movie - Eh?
--Graphics for UnNews; GIFs didn't scale pretty; now uploaded as PNGs
File:UnNewsSPECIAL_REPORT.gif
File:UnNewsORIGINAL.gif
File:UnNewsEXCLUSIVE_INTERVIEW.gif
File:UnNewsURGENT.gif
File:UnNewsCOLUMN.gif
File:UnNewsEDITORIAL.gif
Game:Zork3/mountainbyhorse - wtfomglolasdfghjkl
Cantopop
Latoks
Bahá'í faith
Snack
Category:December 6, 2010

December 6th: There is only sandwich.

Wester drummlins
Geneva
47th President
Attack of the 60 ft lesbian octopus
Fable
Smuel
Bearforce1 - total shit
The Sarah Palin Show
User:Magic man/test - Whoops...
SpongeBob Season 9 - same deal
SpongeBob Season 7 - I'm sure this and season 8 were sporked.
SpongeBob Season 8
This button
Marpol
Counter-Strike
User:Lyrithya/sig/8/stupid workaround - I'm done with this.
Fantasy Casting: The Munsters (Bryan Fuller) (was supposed to have UnNews prefix, but I goofed)

December 5th - One time I had a stiffy. And I lived happily, ever after.

Count funkula
Crane
User:Lyrithya/Fine. Ill put my damn userpage back. Happy, Zombiebaron? (redirect) (delete)
User:Lyrithya - Seriously... >.<
Three Days Grace
Text images

December 4th - let's put a giant carp in the sitenotice! day

Sir Philip Green

  ►     All articles below this point have been checked.     ◄ 
  ►      Do not relist articles from below this point.       ◄ 

SpongeBob Season 8
SpongeBob Season 7
SpongeBob Season 9
Wan der Waals force
Greatest page ever - baseless concept going nowhere good.
User:124.180.224.232
Reese naugle
Typical Response To Trolling On Uncyclopedia
It's A Jew World
مصاب - Well, thats some mighty fine multilingual... er... loveliness.
Mew Mew Power
Mad Max
UnNews:London_Bobbies'_helmets_to_house_4_way_GPS_cameras - Empty: Someone clicked to auto-start article then wandered off
Game:Zork/Zork Π/tropics (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork/Zork Π/tea (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork/Zork Π/jam (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork/Zork Π/grue (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork/Zork Π/dragon (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork/Zork Π/bar (redirect) (delete)
Teleporters
East Rail Line
Battle feild bad company 2
Titillandus
Game:Lol game - Empty game.
Game:Zork Pwned/PvPerror
Game:Zork Pwned/PvPYou
Game:Zork Pwned/PvPGamer/Tug-O-War
Game:Zork Pwned/PvPGamer
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/you
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Pope/popepunch
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Pope/EyeofStorms1
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Pope/ExplodingSpaceBugs1
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Pope/DirtCoveredRoot1
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Pope/Combo1BugsRoot
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Pope
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Killer 3.14
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler/squisk/win
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler/squish
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler
Game:Sky - Empty game.
Template:ZorkpwnedPvPheader
Game:Zork Pwned/Endless Plains/potato3 (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork Pwned/Scorching winds (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork Pwned/spookypath/High Woods/142745667
Game:Zork Pwned/spookypath/Swamp/134545486 (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork Pwned/Maze1 (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork Pwned/safe? (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork Pwned/spookypath (redirect) (delete)
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler/BattleAx1
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler/DirtCoveredRoot1 - ...
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler/EyeofStorms1 - ...
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Creepy Crawler/ExplodingSpaceBugs1 - Part of Zork Pwned, which was voted for deletion.
Game:Zork Pwned/spookypath/Swamp/112345400 (redirect) (delete) - Zork Pwned redirect...
Game:Zork Pwned/spookypath/Swamp/112345476 - Part of Zork Pwned, which was voted for deletion.
Template:Zorkpwnedheader - Part of Zork pwned, which was voted for deletion.
Category:Zork Pwned PvP - Category and/or everything in it - subsidary of Zork Pwned, which was voted for deletion.
Category:Zork Pwned - The game was voted for deletion... is the category part of the game? Seems to be...
Mega Man

December 3rd - t('_'t)

User:Lyrithya/hairball - Er... be a dear and make this go away, please? 
User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing - If I bake you cookies, will you delete this?
User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/what the carp - Huh?
User:Lyrithya/Zombiebaron/I dunno what I'm doing. Neither do you, apparently. - This was fun. Pity I screwed up.
Mudripper - I'm not sure about this one
Zork_Pwned Dead redirect.
Charlotte thomas
File:Jimbo header2.png - null
File:Jimbo header2 meh.png - Unused image.
File:X.png - Unused image.
Unpoetia: Fuck You Clown

December 2nd - 23 days!!! CAN'T FUCKIN WAIT!!!!!! (FUCK YOU JEWS AND YOU CHANNUKAH BULLSHIT!!!! HAHA JUST JOSHIN' YA!!! I LOVE YOU BIG NOSED BASTARDS I REALLY DO!!!!)

Tahash
Rockefeller
Lil Wayne
UnNews changes - Created in error when trying to talk to Olipro
Randy Conner
Game:Zork/codemastervssu182 - quality control
User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing - Bah.
Talk:Fuck Lyrithya (redirect) (delete) - Userpage redirect, or something.
Fuck Lyrithya (redirect) (delete) - Userpage redirect, I guess...?
2D
∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀! (redirect) (delete) - Pointless redirect, no one is going to search for this.
V-Cube 7
The place (redirect) (delete)
Microwaveable Mini Pizzas (redirect) (delete)
Webster (redirect) (delete)

December 1st - 24 days 'til Shitmas! WWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ty Anthony Simpson
Ozone hole
My DICK™
Pulpo Paul
Game:Mmorpg/alliedforces/north/goinn - quality control is the best
Roscommon
Split too old
User talk:Poiz/RANT
The letter A
Battle of Bikini Bottom
Norm Mcdonald
HEY ROMAN DOG BIRD YOU UGLY CUNT
Mac OS XXX
Ring wraiths don't cut it, bitch
Gremio
Ring wraiths don't cut it, bitch
Mac OS XXX
User talk:Roman Dog Birds Tiny Shrivelled Penis - 
Talk:Nashua, New Hampshire
User:Roman Dog Birds Tiny Shrivelled Penis - null
Talk:Magic 8-Ball
Talk:Superhero
Talk:Intelligent dance music
User:Roman Dog Birds Gigantic Infected Penis
Talk:Karl Ranseier - Vandalism