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July 31st - Dan Kwon sucks balls, apparently.
Life of lew lew Windows Vista: Starship Edition General Douchebaggery - Very disappointing. DONShut up you fucking naziNO U! Nah. I fixed it. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:56, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Jamie moore - Vanity! You are a fucking bitch! English Language Game:Is Your Man Cheating On You? Rasco Edliw - Blanked by author Sam Totman - Lies! All lies! Dragonforce sucks, I tell you! UnNews:Shirley Phelps Roper - Pointless Extreme sport - This is either a future feature or complete crap. Answering the door with your pants down whilst sleeping in the nude
July 30th - Everyone, Wikia is covertly taking over! We must fight them!
Pikadeth Africanized bees africanized Carlos tevez - Broken Special K - Broken The Art Of War - Broken User:82.43.50.115 - No, you don't get a userpage. 6MPoll1 Michelle Leslie Tim Duncan Red Hat Enterprise Linux Jonas Brothers is Axis of Evil - Talk page is crap as well. IFack Spherical Earth Society Random shiz File:4l14731.tmp.jpg - nobody cares File:Cheney gun to head copy.jpg - old and orphaned File:Rich2.jpg - vanity/old and orphaned File:Bar.jpeg - old and orphaned File:CAPITAL E.jpg - old and orphaned File:Eeeeee.jpg - old and orphaned/useless File:Balaska.jpg - old and orphaned/useless File:Bill cosby.jpg - old and orphaned/ugly File:Bosnialokacijaokasno.PNG - old and orphaned File:Aled old.jpg - old and orphaned File:Notoemailopear.png - old and orphaned File:Kangaroo.PNG - old and orphaned File:Chocolate fondue.jpg - old and orphaned File:Delorean85.jpg - old and orphaned File:Grapefrukt.jpg - old and orphaned File:I R Baboon.png - old and orphaned File:Gm construct0119.jpg - old and orphaned File:Gm construct0270.jpg - old and orphaned File:GFR.JPG - old and orphaned File:Jimmysilver.JPG - Soon-to-be-orphaned image. Used on James silverwood. File:Jimmysilver.jpg - Soon-to-be-orphaned image. Used on James silverwood. File:Brumbyboongnose.jpg - Soon-to-be-orphaned image. Used on James silverwood. File:Kazaam.JPG - old and orphaned File:Kaiser-wilhelm-1-.jpg - old and orphaned File:Sadboy-1-.jpg - old and orphaned James silverwood Jahooies Earth Wars I: The Tailban Menace
July 29th - Brett Favre is stupid.
Matt kenseth see Matt Kenseth Kung Fu Panda - Recreated crap. File:If you don't get it.jpg - Uploaded to wrong filename, but for the last time, I promise!!! (sorry) File:JimmyButton.jpg - Cyberbullying. File:Washingtonpost1 copy.jpg - Uploaded to wrong filename. April January What to do if you saw Batman performing the seizureTsunamis - And he seemed like such a nice guy, too.Redirected instead. User:POTR/Template:TwinPeaks - dismal failure - author request File:Red curtain.jpg - dismal failure - author request File:Red curtain-9453.jpg - dismal failure - author request Virtua Hamster Case (personality) If it's not vanity then it's just pants. Xbox 360/PS3 Fanboy War Super Ultra Mega Page of Hilarious Awesomeness - Quotes... quotes everywhere...
July 28th - Idiots still think this is July 27th.
Template:Fail Attack of The 50ft Woman UnNews:All Blacks Bertrand Mandico Rampa rampa kill the boss Kenji Hadaïgo Olmo Mayakoff Mimo Capieri Kenji hadaïgo Rampa rapa kill the boss Eggs fly in the baby's belly Olmo mayakoff Bertrand mandico Thecrimelife - One of these two needs to be deleted. The Crime Life - One of these two needs to be deleted. 4.2.2.2 4.2.2.1 Paan Jahooies User:Boomer/Dear Diary:I Met the Love of My Life Today - Unneeded redirect. Author request. User:Boomer/UnNews:Love of My Life, Gone - Unneeded double redirect. Author request. The Citizeen Kane of Horrible Films - I'm going to assume that this means "please delete my travesty". The Citizeen Kane of All Horrible Films - Same thing File:Angel-visions.png - cyberbullying File:Quoshd856343weklsd435.png - cyberbullying File:Dooldooldool.jpg pr0n image only used on a super secret girlie page File:Big SHow Angel Gonzales.jpg - cyberbullying File:Angel Gonzalez - Alicia Garcia combo.jpg - cyberbullying File:Becky Speed with 8405 Asbolus.png - cyberbullying File:Angel Pop Art!.png - cyberbullying? File:Angel Gonzales really ugly.png - cyberbullying? File:Old Photo of gayness.png - cyberbullying? File:Rodriguez family and a whole lot of ramdom ideas of mine from July 2008 - July 2009.png - cyberbullying File:BigshowBeckySpeedNayely message.PNG - cyberbullying or someone's teacher or something else weird File:Becky Speed (Ms. Flores).png - someone's teacher? File:NAYELY IS PLED GUILTY.jpg - cyberbullying File:Nayely the Conquer.png - cyberbullying Nayelista - cyberbullying User:Hp - Created by IP. Mitch Windsor Talk:Pattaya Ashlee Griffin Daniel andree Callum mckinnon Jessy brown and mitch flynn Jim ward Al Sharpton Camberwell high school Hayden's mum Vaginal sex
July 27th - I got butterflies!
Zach Szames - Vanity Dennis Quaid The Blair Witch Project Dulwich college Game:101 Ways To Die/cross Game:101 Ways To Die/pray Template:Wanted: Jew writers who are smarter than average six-year-olds to come out with something clever that would make muslims look stupid. Come on guys, anyone? Chad Kroeger The GAA Lesbiennes Template:Citemark unused clone on the Template:QVFD Glenn Hoddle File:Kira laughing his ass off GIF by W E Z.gif - Unused image. File:555.GIF - Author request - and it is a crappy image... Max of Sound Mind Mad Max 4: Fury Road
July 26th - Hey, VFD is calling. Go to it.
July 25th - And I get ta tend da rabbits! *Bang*
List of reasons why Chuck Norris won't beat the shit out of you, your family and everyone you care about Zoe UnNews:「テレビ東京」に批判の声 - 通常放送一生やるよ - Uncyclopedia:VFH/File:Crawhus.jpg idiocy Nemori Sakura - Vanity Guide to understand ethnic hatred during the Yugoslav wars HowTo:Teach a History Class in an Inner City School - 1 liners not saved by construction File:AFaggotTheyCallSaget.jpg - Orphaned image BOB SAGET FOUND DEAD IN BALTIMORE Andrew Gower Talk:Roman Dog Bird Chowder - Broken redirect.
July 24th - Fox News iz teh awesum! ROFLCOPTERZ!!!
Birdshit Game theory - Author request. I created it a while ago and should have put more thought into creating it. User:83.161.230.43/Blockedland - You wanna create this in your userspace? GET AN ACCOUNT! User:83.161.230.43 - Per the whole "IPs aren't people"-thing. Hot sex - Redirect to a redlink. File:Comeuppance Kid.jpg - Decided against this one, too. I gotta put more thought into these things. Author request. File:Old wimming dude.jpg - Decided against using image, typo won't stop looking at me. Luke Midworth File:Hellothere2001.jpg - Images from the Bill Cosby/Gary Coleman enthusiast. File:HelloThereEverybody.jpg World's thickest people User:123.2.98.12 - IPs don't get userpages! File:Paris H.jpg - Duplicate of File:Burgerprn.jpg. User:Orian57/8 (TV Series) that was never a good idea. Orian57 Talk05:09 24 July 2009 Talk:Freakazoid - This isn't really needed. Just the talk page redirect, though. J.J. Abrams A Better Place Columbia, Maryland Splinter Cell
July 23rd - The economy still sucks.
Little Big Planet Katie Rees Helena Bonham-Carter in the Jungle Fuckity fuck fuck Sarkar - Google has no fucking idea who that is. Gopi nangre - Google says this is vanity. Charlie on quails - redirects to Charlie, not linked from anywhere Reissue(band) Spamb0x Invisible%Thread? NUMA1 NUMA2 NUMA3 NUMA4 NUMA5 NUMA6 NUMA7 NUMA8 File:Nayely G. Rodriguez.jpg deleted, re-uploaded It Guy Boulder,Colorado BILL COSBY ATTACKS MISSISSIPPI Neil Peart Suburbs of Detroit Mille Petrozza RumbleFighter Poon schooner Crushing by autocunnilingus Second Backdoor Resolution Daffy Duck Me want gum gum O j mugbone Not Fshit
July 22nd - Michael Ian Black is gay.
Me want gum gum Googland - construction tags dont save 1 liners, plus, shouldn't this just redirect to google Squirrel repellant Laura Palmer - Who? Amanda Palmer - who? Bugs Bunny User:Orian57/UnBooks:In Arms Way: a Tale About My Crap Superhero Life this is too good for Uncyc. Orian57 Talk
July 21st - Herpes v. Syphilis - Which sucks more?
Richie Paramobil Dog Whisperer
July 20th - Edit if you want me!
User talk:68.4.78.250 Mischflu Mr. HumpDead Mr. BangBang Zinaldo Miley Cyrus is anti religion Talk:Miley Cyrus is anti religion Weasley Twins User:Da man360/Text Pacman - Author Request User:Da man360/Rock On/MSPaintDrawContest - Author Request User:Da man360/Rock On - Author Request User:Da man360/Pics - Author Request User:Da man360/Owned - Author Request User:Da man360/ExampleGuy777 - Author Request User:Da man360/BadgeOfCrap - Author Request User:Sycamore/Teuchter - Author request Jsao;ifvnjedhnfv;anmckjnadfgrkjnsfgvkjdvgbkandc k.fagfdk.jsgfkzdv.zsfb .szdsglfdkh klxg.hsdg;ldfskjnbljdknb Toni Why i hate Uncyclopedia - Uncyclopedia is the worst! Pikafag Makemake Wigwog Boo
July 19th - Nuckin' Futz!
MGMT User talk:Modusoperendi - This guy really wishes he was an admin... That's pathetic. User:Mordille User:Modusoperendi User talk:MordilleUnScripts: Timmy the Wank Engine "Timmy Gets Raped" - I see nothing redeemable.ICU'd.UnBooks:Thomas comes to breakfast - Made by guy with username of Thomas who went on Vandalizing spree.ICU'd.
July 18 - First, we'll take Manhattan...and then we'll take Berlin
West Bengal - Wikipedia copy & paste. User:24.203.107.252 - IP's don't get pages! Post-emo User:Orian57/UnScripts:Going Nowhere -- title says it all Orian57 Talk
Boom Chicka Wow Wow Syndrome one liner 24th century - That's not a day, idiot! User:Teh pwnerator/i farted on your face! - user request Amber Alert Center for Missing and Exploited Textbooks - ripped code from construction tag. cheater cheater pumpkin eater. User talk:Thekillafreggy - Lies! All lies! Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue Talk:Roblox - Orphaned talk page.
July 16 - Happy Birthday Larry Sanger
Oswestry Tronmeista2000.exe Jome HowTo: Become a BiSexual Spam. Again. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? - article featured. destroy this plz. File:Gbush and yellow toungebud pwn jeep.jpg User request User talk:Methamphetamine! User request Monorail cat JD 2020
July 15 - International Commemoration of Nothing Day
User:Orian57/UnScripts:Commercial Break this has been done before. Orian57 TalkUnBooks:Extra Mini ClassicsThis might be developed, I'll give it a construction tag instead.
July 14 - Day of the Triffids (if raining, in town hall)
New Jersey Devils The Cake is a lie User:Nameable/Affair. Moved to mainspace. Brian molko - Pointless redirect Brian peppers - Pointless redirect Brian urlacher - Pointless redirect Brian viglione - Pointless redirect Dallas "Goalkeeper" Fallout 3 - got the stub tag, but it's a very bad stub. Perhaps best forgotten about?
July 13 - Something about bad luck
Mohamed Atta Toadette Donkey punch Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnTweets:George Peterson featured, review not needed, author approved Pregnant foreheads Malfoy Mega fox The great orgy of 2009 Sporkidium (Sp) Matthew briley James kay The end of the earth Shagasheep davill Shagasheep Davill Lowri The garage Garage
July 12 - Still hate creating these headers
Surrey, England UnNews:Chennai slangs Un world/houses User talk:Methamphetamine! Useless redirect ~MethMan UnNews:World war news Armand Le Testu User:Flutter/OI/Images that I edited - Яequest! User:Orian57/TechPortal Yeah this looks like hard work Orian57 Talk
July 11 - Never sure what to say when creating these headers. Feel like there's a whole lot of pressure to be funny
Martin Freeman Charity parachute jump death 2 Craig Ferguson Communications in North Korea Jesus F***ing. Christ User:Orian57/UnScripts:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden not feeling this anymore. Orian57 Talk
July 10 - 13 years today since the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior. Take that, hippies!
The Life & Times of Tim 4 Seasons in One Day Xavier School Fяed - I just hope Modus doesn't want this featured. —Sir Socky
July 9 - probably the anniversary of something or other
Talk:Beginner's Guide/Writing advice - foreign language bullshit Bernie Madoff Eyesabrow Suicide pill Emannuel Adebayor Rachel Maddow Why?:You should not be a cannibal An article that contains nothing but a full stop International Page Blanking Day Holybojakolyuiopg Nkvd - Randomly made by IP The Lazy Artist - Userpage of User:Thelazyartist. Diff when moved proves this. (The user page will redirect to the article) Shitgun Category:Michael Phelps Category:%C2%A0 - Yes, there is a space after the colon. File:Nayely G. Rodriguez.jpg - a failed VFP nom that the nominator admits is a girl from his school Category:Things that Category:Untravel Category:Red Shirts Who Didn't Die Category:People who don't know there's a winter in Russia Category:Pages created by a stubborn retard Category:Pachelbel's Canon Category:Impotent tall people who have sidekicks that are slightly balding and do not speak. Ever. The Popes a Nazi
July 8th - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 666!!!!!!11
Black Books T3 Forum:Testing Vile pestilence meted out by God to punish sodomites 9002 STUB Dr. Wario League of Super Evil Kirtland, Ohio Armenian Meetings DLC Quickplay Anarcho-capitalism Fort Sumter
July 7 - What extrasolar planet will they discover next?
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickforthelulz - no Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews: Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense author request Alexander the Great's Campaign's (video game) really not necessary, innit? Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 article featured, review not needed, requester approved XXX Porno XXX Vampirella Uesr:Iwillkillyou333/Worst Article ever Animal Crossing Category:Where to find a plastic surgeon User:Multiliteralist/The only true heteros moved to main User Talk:Multiliteralist/The only true heteros
July 6th - UP THE IRONS!!! *raises iron*
Vandalise this page User talk:The Very Neopian - cleaning out my archives User talk:Journey to the Lost Isle-er - cleaning out my archives Infamy Clay Aiken Fucking Bad Idiot Talk:Fucking Bad Idiot User:The Woodburninator/Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye - Cleaning out my userspace User:The Woodburninator/UnNews: Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics - Same User:The Woodburninator/UnNews:I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. - Same User:The Woodburninator/Mint Jelly - Same User:The Woodburninator/UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick - Same User:The Woodburninator/An Awkward Conversation - Same User:The Woodburninator/UnNews:My 13 colonies are better than your entire fucking country! - Same User:The Woodburninator/HowTo:Keep a Village Dump Forum on Topic - Same File:Dtzitg.jpg accidentally uploaded 2 of the same - Same Insomnia4705 Template:Nobody Talk:Glory hunters Glory hunters List of Weapons that can wipe out a wave of Stick figures
July 5th - OLD SKOOL METAL DAY BANG YO HEAD
James Chuck Norris Elmo El Paso Burger King Bender Bending Gonzales Pwn War 2 Seinfield User:Staircase/Milky Way User talk:Staircase/Milky Way Why?:You should not be a cannibal Meatbags Meatbags Blood god TM Revolution Cyril rioli Template:A2.jpg (760 × 356 pixel, file size: 209 KB, MIME type: image/jpeg) - Not normally a QVFD candidate, but its not an article, just an odd Welcome! message in Template: namespace
Hey guys! Julie is back, and she turned 4 today!
File:Angel Gonzalez - Alicia Garcia combo.png - unneeded clone User:Rickyrab/Belldandy User:Rickyrab/Asherah Template:USERRY Help:Watchlist - UN:N Judgment Day "Fuck" written 10 times Thing to do when bored, edited every day. The Gayest People in the World Total And Complete Whore George Davis Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth Asura I am that I am Pepto Bismol
July 3rd - Independence Day (in Belarus)
Pepto Bismol Unscripts: The 'Are You Being Served?' election special Grand theft auto 4 Europiety The opposites UnTunes:Jens Bæsjer i Vaskemaskinen Skreet Fighter Kez Keswick - Created, then promptly abandoned. Monkey gate scandal Son of Jesus Talk:Bozo Talk:Bourgeois Punk Talk:Bosnia Talk:Bom-omb Talk:Bla bla bla Talk:Blood+ Talk:Black Plaque - absolute nonsense Talk:Birmingham Niggers Talk:Big Bucks theory - blanked by author Talk:Big Brother USA Talk:Big Boobs Talk:Bg:Volen Siderov and maybe there's still an article at "Bg:Volen Siderov"Talk:BeyonceNow, I might just be slow, but since the Beyonce (pronounced Bee-Wuns) page redirects to another page, shouldn't its talkpage also redirect there? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:39, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Okay, I guess it might just as well be part of the humour. —Sir Socky
July 2nd - N'cha!
Marines Disease - ... whut Gay Flintlock PistolPendle HillNordenfelt Gun Minigun David Gash - Vanity, I think. UnNews talk:Evil Santa Clause Captured Unscripts: How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis Talk:Unscripts: How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis Talk:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis Talk:Solving the Third World Debt Crisis Microsoft sam Nintendorgasm User:Flutter/bibliography - plase delete it... - User:Flutter 21:58, 2 July 2009 (UTC) Cameron the goth Sexual frustration - blanked by author Food Man Group 3 (working title) - blanked by author Megaman - uh, what? KUNDAR91 Ignore - broken redirect Ignored - broken redirect UnNews:Gavin - GBS? Why?:Why does a Red Circle blocking my cursor? The Gaming Universe The Everlasting Story - Do we really need another ongoing project of this type? I wouldn't want to speak for the Uncyc community as a whole, so I'll leave it for some megalomaniac dictator (ie; and admin) to decide. User:Flutter/Storage facility - meh
July 1st - a pinch and a punch
Titology Burnham On The Crutch User:Orian57/UnScripts:An American Kid's Movie With Cool White-Christian Morals - For Boys - I always start more than I finish Orian57 Talk