Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive11

June 30

Alyx
Cyberking
It's Fun To Smoke Marijuana (song)
Cyberking and its talk page too
Antony Cooper
Lucky Charms
Catapult I think that someone should make the Catapult article, but I'm blocking on ideas... kill.
Guy Sebastian
HaHaKatana
Trailer Park Boys
Q-day
Template:Baleeted
How to avoid a question quit whining, dude.
Glen Quagmeyer
Resident_owned I submitted it to the wrong language code, reposted in right one. Please delete it

The day after the 28th but before the 30th

Demandzilla
Sunburnt penis
DEC
Rushing Alphabet
Earwax
The Secret Page We already have a secret and a secret page.
2030
United States Presidential Election of 2000
Memphis Lynchers not worth the NRV.
Will Dugdale Slandanity.
Charva wtf.
Charvas wtf redirect.
The AAA-Team recreated after being huffed by Tompkins.
Boulder the Great
Talk:Nyaoism discussion page for deleted article.
Z was VFD'd, then recreated.  Kill on sight.
Katrina Gregory smells like slandanity.
Urson J. Halibut
Number Two 
Stanboardman Vanity shite.
Urdad I. Thompson
User:Jax-arrgj/001 created through a poty, has been moved.
Urmom H. Sullivan
Katrina gregory Useless redirect (nothing links to it)
Pseudointellectual NRV is too generous
Aelwen
Boobs that give sex
French military defeats
Bondage gear
Edit me - we already have the snadboxks
The birds and the bees

The 28th

Stubbed & Hacked
English, but Louder
NWO
MODEM
▓ dimension
 1337357 I-I4x0r
Robert E. Lee
Some Country
F11
Mike, from down the street
Toy Story
Ashmole
Boliche
Sinuca
Crest Toothpaste
Urs Meier
Moria Torture Shops a.k.a. UDA HQ
Foot long penis
Mister creosote
Meryl Getline
The Thing
King Sam the Great

5 days 'til Financial New Year

Do NOT click any links!/clickahundred
Cancer Staging is Wikipedia-inspired nonsense, unoriginal and has no place in a serious encyclopædia such as this one. 

Try regular VFD.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:19, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

WMD title
OS-tan
Casus belli
Daichi
Kiwi fm
The Krankies
Fourteen points
Eon
Stabulation
Urkijo
Sued
Bobby Awesome Smear page for forum
The Ultimate Shitter
Garage bands
Suburban
Oman
Farrah
Final Fantasy XII
Crazygoblin21
Adolescent Redirected.
Ballsack
DONT BUY FOOD FROM MCDONALDS
Cambonadia
Kampuchea
Pogo
Thomas Hobbes & The Pessimists Expanded.
Game:Zork/cage
Wimble
Yang Zeqi Vanity shite.
2040
Milton Keynes Dons

6-26-06

Arttu Pudas vanity?
Donovan McNabb not QVFDworthy
:Image:Finder 2.jpg Unused image. Replaced by this image.
2078 
Coprophilia NRV
My cock is much bigger than yours
Retards
Bud Useless redirect.
List of weapons that exist, and should NRV
God's phone number
White Power No, fuck you.
FUCKING LEGEND doesn't deserve NRV

25/6/06

Seventh-day Adventists
Clarenceville Trojans
Hexadecimal
Auckland Boys Grammer
King's College
St Cuthberts
Lawrence Sherriff
Lawrence sheriff
Saint Wankigern College
Hamilton Boys' High School
Mach 5
This Link Does Not Exist
Alex bukshteyn SLANDANITY
Wizard mode should be VFD'd
Devonport High School for Boys copyright? maybe. fact? maybe. School cruft? TOTALLY! 
Pendle Hill
Emancipation Proclaimation - Highly racist and not in a funny way
Pedofile - can't even spell
American Culture - factual
Tompkins
UnNews:Tompkins Is A Fag - I'm tempted to say "factual page"...
The Song that doesn't end - we already have the song that never ends
Falador
Shower of bastards
Ww1
Dr.Dre
Bulbasaur
Invader Zim (videogame)
Talk:List of Paradoxes - main page now redirected
Early Man
Sgt Hast
Mushy
Zachary
Is it ok just to eat humus
Emily Olsen - apparent vanity
Usused Categories:
:Category:FIDO
:Category:Vietnamese language

23 June 2006

Bloody Canadians Oli's talk page is fucking confusing --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:55, 25 June 2006 (UTC) 
Do NOT click any links!/click55
The Chosen 1
Phoebe Buffay
St Birinus School
Sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads
Vogon
Steve's wife
Talk:TAEJTJYKZAY - Orphaned talk page. The article was deleted on VFD.
I maed a yuky doody - Do the world a favor and destroy this. Worst article I've ever seen on the site. 
      See: That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
54 (number)
Cheese eating surrender monkeys
Nyao
Asplode
Daniel Traficante
Vulcans- Unfunny and really short
Mindfuck-One liner
Best Joke Ever- Not even a full line really Not happening.
Mehico
Everyone Loves Raymond
Hooloovoo-Stupid, 99% templates, 2 contributors/possibly same user,  copies grue.
inane - Tried to do something that didn't work.... If you can make it work, I think it's funny.
Game:Zork/narnia - dead redirect The redirect works...
Zardoz Connery deserves better than you.
RatBastard
Quotes on god List, ugly, outside links... kill it please. Has a maint template.
Rebecca Geddes slander
Cheese eating surrender monkeys Because you eat paint chips.
Fiebig
Chinese food
Patricia Hewitt does not deserve NRV tagging
Squirrel Jesus
:Category:Snacks - unused cat
Currie high school - no wikipedia page, 7 google hits
Rachel wright
Game:Game Online/Chap2A/Crosbeau/Left
Bodaciology
Bodacism
Octogenarians

6.22.2006

Green moon cheese
Peruvian Fire Llama
Poon turtle
Sea dick - Req. by misguided author.
Bubba - Terrible article, probably vanity.
University of Bethnal Green - Even More Vanity See this page
Lordi
Surviving AFWA
Christina milian
Easy
Best Joke Ever
Churchie  - More Vanity See this page
UnBooks:Story of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
List of execution methods that don't exist, and should no lists, please.  especially not teh suck lists.
Horsham Horseshit.
Glomp
Sense of humor Be glad I'm not an admin. --The King In Yellow  (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:16, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
Undictionary:Scoobydoobydoobydoooooo
Things That Make the Earth Turn Sideways
Space-time electric blanket
Direct Cooking
Surviving AFWA
UnTeletext. - direct clone of UnTeletext
Scared Out of Your Wits
Superdeath  Superstooge.

6.21.2006

:Image:Trinity_quasar.jpg Image is of me, put up by an ex-friend.
Miserable Failure
Kittenhoeffer channel
Charlierobertackzebrayorker
CAPI
Joey Cusack
4'33'
1337 5p34k AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHAAAAAAAAAT!
Me 'n My Sisters Jeans not even worth the NRV
Dracus
Offspring
Random useless page - Utterly incoherent.
Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination K Stub was put on it, but this just needs to be deleted
Michael Gow
Buck Tooth Armageddon
Talk:Tao of Pooh
Cheese Festival
Billingshurst
Pound Stretcher
Fucking Rad
Penrith high school - Vanity this page
Institute of applied shamponics
Random useless page -- INDEED.
Things that smell like bleach and this deserves a chance how?
None of the below are linked to the main Zork story:
Game:Zork/BadStory
Game:Zork/Prince3
Game:Zork/Prince2
Game:Zork/Prince1
Game:Zork/footnote1
Game:Zork/footnote2
Game:Zork/footnote4
Game:Zork/dropitonyou
Game:Zork/dropitonyou2
Game:Zork/dropitonyou3
Game:Zork/Stealit
Eton Fives
Lord Wolfson
Brownfinger
Homeschool
¿
YuGayHoe
Yugioh
4'33'
Ho Chi Min
Joey Cusack
User:Leon2323/sig2 -One of my user subpages, alternative method can be used.
Rubice

6.20.2006

Oscar Wilde quotes redirected
Higgs Boson
Particle physicist
:Image:GodHatesEuripides.png Nope, in use.
Not Another Blank Page
America%27s Soccer Team Sucks
Carr-bridge
One million
Ashley Macissac
Robespierre - copied wikipedia article
Monkey Magic
Church of Euthanasia
United States Decleration of Independence
A picture of the legendary stellar stone
Fisher Price One of the most important articles on here!
Pernjie
Stupendous_Tropical_Meningitis_Vaccination_C
List of cow fighting breeds
Arabs
Toto
Warez/clickhere!
Monster truck
Have A Nice Day
Federich Ospal Fros Anties
Game:Zork/forestagain
Game:RHCP/fleanorth2
Loel quotent
The future
The Ruler of Paki's
How to say hi

6.19.2006

Aaaaarrgghh
"Come to Jesus" Meeting the only content is: "{{Construction}}{{Jesus Approved}}"
Jello Biafra
Great Wall of Pakistan NRVd
My balls, your chin
Hungry hungry hitler
Mark johnson
San Francisco Gay Outbreak
Sir Newt Gingrich of Puss
Worst 100 Most Evil People in History
Renegade
:Category:I don't get it - another unused category
High yield T-Bonds NRVd
:Category:User De }
:Category:User En } Empty cats, real cats are lowercase
:Category:User La }
Game:Warez

18-6-2006

Mayflower - rewritten, and very well so
NSW Blues
Queensland Maroons - NRV'd
State of Origin
Tea and Crumpets
NSider
Ejective
Melonheads
Siberia
Brass
Brass monkeys
Cody Wayne Williams
My_favorite
Kombi
Tango
Aquinas College
Anonymous students
Muslim Diet
Itchy coughsyrup
Tim Jarvis
98 Degrees
SYSTEM OF A DOWN - Killed
Template:Ghelæ Stolen Sig - usused template

Actually, I've seen this damn sig format stolen enough for it to merit a template. *Gasps from the audience* We'll give it a few days. --Splaka 21:38, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Usused Categories:
:Category:Journalistic fraud
:Category:Magnets
:Category:New York Times people
:Category:University of Maryland, College Park alumni
:Category:05 May 2006
:Category:1976 births
:Category:African Americans
:Category:Boxart image templates
:Category:Category name here
:Category:True
:Category:Underpants
:Category:I'm So Clever
:Category:Buddhism
:Category:Booby Traps
:Category:Weapons of Mass Annoyance
:Category:Unfit for Human Consumption
:Category:Unintentional Anarchists
:Category:Sith Lords who refuse to wear deodorant
:Category:French Warlords who did not raise the white flag upon seeing the enemy

6-17-2006

Medium
Wrapper
Spanish Inquisition (disambiguation) - Requested by author.
Ogden Nash
2007 (year)
Shiite
Warren Ellis
:Image:Shoe1.jpg
Tyarh11
F11
Paranoia xp

6-16-2006

:Image:Bullet-001.jpg has been superseded.
McBrandt
Surreal humour
The great unwar
Middies Munroe
Faire (band)
Mariam
Mr. Prince Charming
:Image:ParadiseTitleFinal.jpg
The Twinkler
UnNews:Amanda Vanstone Actually a Rare Species of Toad

6-15-2006 (No apocalypse here!)

Jean Havoc
Swedish/Sverige
User talk:Selina No longer necessary, the target has been created with a welcome page. –H.
Kirpykla
Pudding Cup
Qwertyland Under construction
Hilter
H.I.M.
Adventure gameboo
Black screen of death
:Image:Ua logo.gif No longer needed --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:00, 15 June 2006 (UTC) 
Für Elise
Chopsticks (music)
/bin/laden
Game:Zork/sayitagain
Game:Zork/illkillyou
Camile velasco
C-Unit
Jake
Wahooni
:Image:IGotScrewed.jpg

6-14-2006 (long after 't3h 4p0c4lyp53'!)

Nintendo NSider Forums
Magnum opus
:Image:Swedishflag.jpg is now unused.
Game:Zork/suicide
Game:Zork/dieofstupid
Game:Zork/killterminal
Game:Zork/shit - duplicate
Game:Zork/lookatgrue - we already have enough "the parser sucks" jokes, let alone crummy ones.
Game:Zork/barf
Game:Zork/youwinthegame
Game:Zork/HoldTowel
Game:Zork/sleep 
Game:Zork/underworld4
Game:Zork/gruespew
UnNews:Ooooooooooo
Vinea - Dutch article is completely factual. More like an ad for the Vinea Travel Agency.
Koning - Not funny. Dutch article probably deals with a long stream-of-conciousness in-joke between two or three friends.
Wintelre - Comedic black hole, all hilarity within ten pages from this article will be sucked in.
Woomera Immigration Reception and Processing Centre high cuisine?
Pondweed someone has been smoking it
Image:Flag_of_Sweden.svg was originally intended to replace the JPEG we have, but something's wrong with the SVG renderer here.
Winnet Magnetism Disease
Hell zeon
Wahooni
Buffer overflow
British Feline

7 "___________________________"

Inside joke
Anarchy Online
Noorie
Kornie May
Javi
The George Encounters - ridiculous.  ignore all tags and huff without mercy. ~~ŞÇ18:25, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
Silverchair
A PAGE WITH A REALLY LONG TITLE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DELETE UNTIL I'M FINISHED TESTING WHAKJBVSKDJFBSKDJFBSKDF submitter can't read. Spang will delete that later
Volatile chemicals
Template:Zorkdied real - unused clone of Template:Zorkdied
Cephalopod
Bravery
Gordon ramsell
Son
Raping
UnNews:Hawaiians try to take over new zealand again
Views on aclohol
Crack Col
Brett parsons
Tom blake
Eunuchs
"comparative literature"
Nailpin
Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein
Bob kagan
Pickle355
Pissetunneln
Shelley The Republican
Counter Strike: Barbie Edition

6 "___________________________"

Hell zeon
KalPa
Game:Zork/lunchtime
The darkness NRV (long and unrandom enough for) --MoneySign
Snatch hound
Riverhead
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Wiki wiki - crappy crappy
Saul zebovitz
Garage bands
Big Baby Jesus
User:Jlove1982/Jayson Blair -self-delete... decided I didn't want to edit the article.

5 "___________________________"

:Image:000 0089.jpg
:Image:000 0021.jpg These are two more cute pussy cats created by the same user. Huff them also.
Homosexuals
Fielding Miller
SFAU
Whitespace
Rodmark 2
Thin
Agent Simpson
OMGWTFLOLROFLMFAO
Weeweedoodledoodle
Doodledoodleweewee
Homunculi
Top secret
Template:Clannoying,
A massive twat        } rvtd move-vabnalism
Talk:A massive twat   }
Kenon
Leemcd56
Stewie phalzgraph
Newbie allen
Lucky leeds no more cute pussy cats please....
Konstantynow
pole
Wi-i

4 days after 't3h 4p0c4lyp53'!

Master Cheif
Harvey Keitel
The Lawnmower Man
Hu:
Holy Fuck
Random useless page
TrushiPoo
But
UnNews:Richard Simmons
Some Unused categories:
:Category:21 May 2006
:Category:Compositions by Johann Sebastian Bach
:Category:Etymology
:Category:Faction Leaders
:Category:Hate groups
:Category:High schools in New York
:Category:Hungary
:Category:Incompletstub
:Category:Inedible
:Category:Monkey
:Category:New York City Department of Education
:Category:New York City public education
:Category:PWNT users
:Category:Stooges
:Category:String instruments
:Category:Variations
:Category:Weird
:Category:Woolworths

June 9 - I'm too boring

Felix the Cat
Orphan
Last_Resting_Place_of_Hitler
Meteorite
Lawsuit
Alex Bridges
Mr Motivator Expanded
Page that is completely unrelated to Finland
Essex Girl (prostitute)

User:Ghelae - to be remade as a basic page, but I'd like it to be a clean history because I'm odd. - the version this was for has now been deleted, if this becomes a blue link again please do not delete

28 Days Later

Jay Gamma
:Image:SignLanguageRoughDraft.ogg  no longer needed --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:07, 8 June 2006 (UTC) 
Amyl nitrite
Game:Zork/river5 - no longer needed: the player's state (i.e inventory) at Game:Zork/river5 is now identical to their state at Game:Zork/river1.
Game:Zork/lunchtime5 - same here.
Game:Zork/gonorthwesttoboat5 - same here.
Game:Zork/gonorthwesttoboat4 - the player's state here is identical to Game:Zork/gonorthwesttoboat
Game:Zork/lunchtime4 - same here.
Game:Zork/picnicarea4
Enköping
Pad
Dylan

Please remove - copyright infringement

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Autism11.png#file This image is copyrighted to me and should not have been added to this site without permission. It would have been easy to contact me to ask about the image, but no-one bothered, remove it asap. Amy Nelson. Taken care of.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:09, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

What the... we're still here the day after...

Michael schumacher
Norvegia
Mr. Flibble
Mr. Fibble
Al rahm
Stefan Rankin
Daniel guilak
BadScience
Biji
Zeno's Paradox - nope, it's Zeno.
Ricky flynn
Brittany fraser
Easy listening music
Eric Lovado
Michael Harmer
Sausage-Man
Grim Reaper
Skunk tools
Rhombicuboctahedron
50 Shekel
Frogurt
Mark weston
Naked women urinating

ZOMG ITZ TEH APOCALYPSE!!1!!!!1111!!!

Super Cow
Swedish
Burning Bush
Prick
Maple Story
Michaels Computers
1337 (number)
Ape-Shit Crazy
Tortelliana
Georgi The Pudding
Coronation street
Scott Haag
Hole
Evil Atari
Hentai Master
Elena Kovalyov
Flex capacitor
20X6
Stupid people
Oshawa

User:Ghelae/Topical - moving stuff away.

The day after the day after the 3rd of June

Thomas O'Brien
Odd smells
Hell's Preschool -normally I'd overlook something tagged stub, but this really needs to go.
Alien Vs. Predator
The French Franc
David
:Template:Zorkwarmdead - only used once, and now not at all.
Twonks
Divergence theorem NRV'd
Super Mario '64
Chiquitistani
Stone henge
Hippo821
Saiyuki
Sentient Coin
The Ineffable Australian File Cabinet of Unquestionably Impending Doom expanded
Andy milonakis
YM
Chopping
Dyson
Converting Vagetarians
Amanda singleton
Wootnicks
Captin spiffy
Zex
Sean persaud
User:Ghelae/Quotes    }
User:Ghelae/AAAAtrans } - Aaaaaaaaa decoder has crashed... typical Microsoft stuff...
User:Ghelae/Greatness } - Moving to UnMeta

Day after the 3rd of June

Babyalogic
Charles Rennie Mackintosh
Reason
Active Worlds
3rd biggest mistake in the history of the world
Faster than the speed of light
Super Cyber Stalker 5000
Nat
SPAM:
Eviscerate
MediaWiki talk:Val revision
Throw His Punk Ass Out
Starscream
MediaWiki talk:Nstab-user
Business manager
Perpindicular
Chatham islands
Prohabition
Priveleged
Brohohibe Abatetron Black
Lost in Space
Grin
Collapsed
Romanian Press and Media
Mmb
Gardeners is it ok to put it here even if someone has put a NRV on it?

Yeah, but you probably want to stay away from it, unless you're the one that NRV'd it. I went ahead and deleted that one, but that's only because I enjoy deleting things.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:33, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Queen Street
Forum talk:Philadelphia
MediaWiki talk:Numauthors
MediaWiki talk:Importinterwiki
Manure
Talk:Shat
FVZA.org
Uncyclopedia:VFH/archive7
Pamplet
User talk:FTIII
Noticible
Occassioned
Elephantitus
Annual Fart Lighting Festival
User talk:66.229.215.213
Ramon Ayala
The Flash I
Talk:Whaling
Latex gloves
Theese
Addres
Template:Yellow Sign
Chthulu
The Soup Nazi
4E75
MediaWiki talk:Readonly
User:Arthur
Undictionary:Bling-bling
Syas
War is Peace
User talk:207.69.137.34
Wannabe
Subtracting
Bohemian Rhapsody
General public
Rhythm
Wax
User:Azap

T minus 2 and counting till the J man appears

KILLER KANGAROO
Dalton sims
Narnia Pelmet
Time of the month
Steeplejack parade
Mongrel Mob
82% of bridgwater McDonlads
Small furry animals
Scott taber
William Kelton
Zebra (Bastidge
Alyssa Chapman
Rasiak

3 DAYS BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE!!! Allegedly.

Xoxota
Burvi
Talk:Burvi
What Time It Is

2nd June, 2006

Ytmnd
Sex Toy
Toastmaster
Glenn Miller
Whoopert Hairy Griffin
Extreme Stamp Licking Saved
Windows Loader
Walkerton
The LOLocaust Expanded
Paul O'Grady
Randy Moss
Benito Pedro Juanez
Nick Fairbanks
Joel switzer
Loser
Pirates Vs. Ninjas
Charles Tupper - broken redirect Maybe not now.
Bra
Slava
Systemwars
Nicole bracken
AT&T

User:Ghelae/uncyclopedia.js - didn't work ~  Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:07, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

June is #1

Bader elder -blanked by original author ~ŞÇ
Lord Denning ~ŞÇ - Nerved.
Warsaw Pact ~ŞÇ
Game:Zork/goeast
Peninsula milk
Nigel is Dead
Mad Mick
Glenunga international high school - Appears to be within all vanity rules, VFD instead.
Chad (African) - MTU'd.
Jiang Zemin
Poisonous giraffe - MTU'd
Dr Jarvis - vanity - Too long, NRV'd. Too vanity, deleted =]
3rd biggest mistake in the history of the world
Devin kjar
Isa Komulainen
Brandon Fortes
David Chappelle
Cimmerian
RunEscape
Jagex
Paul O'Grady
Sookin Fannybandit
David brownfield - Value: none