Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive45

January 30

Sunia
Curran Kalia
Ownage-to-mass
Gerrick
Template:ALSH Approved - empty template
User:Citation Needed/JokeEight-User Req.
User:Citation Needed/Number2-User Req.
User:Citation Needed/User Joke 10-User Requests
Mark Knopfler
Beanie
UnNews:Obama sworn-in, again, immediately arrested
Fred Figglehorn
Middlesborough F.C.
Hp
August burns red
Avenged sevonfold
Andres orozco
Hewlett packard
Weird stuff
PSV
Proof the world will soon end
Adrian bayo
Jugo
Fudgepacker
Barney Gumble
Gareth Thomas Handy
User:Sycamore/Darth Vader - Author Request 
User:Sycamore/Scottish National Identity - Author request 
Van Wilder
Sha Tin College
Rasism
ALSHANIA one liner
Image:Hiiiiiii.jpg goatse
Talk:Edward Cullen also a redirect to a redlink page
Edward Cullen - redirect to a redlink page
National Ninja Association
Powhatan tribe - Fact-cruft, from my nearest guess
Porcupine tree

January 29th and stuffs.

User:The Rescuers - Not an actual user, redirect to The Rescuers
Springvale - Smells of vanity
Verbal Bitch slap
Brad grindle - I call vanity.
Rob Barta
Supplies
John Thummel
Game:Page 264
Daniel messina
Game:Page 178
Adam Glynn
African crapping disease - Contains vanity.
Nerf weapons
Image:N150300163 30170944 7645.jpg - Digital camera-esque name. Vanity.
James yeates
JinRenegade
Drunkangryrussian
Dirty words - It's a list of dirty words. Looks copy/pasted from some site. Not funny.
XxOdwaldxX
Radioactive Labs for Retarded People (R.L.R.P.)
Spam chicken
The Pointless (band) - Pointless redirect
Supersheep
Heat wave
Swee Khung
James russen
Brian the clover
Image:Hiiii.jpg NSFW XXX hard core ew
Image:Hitherehello.jpg moat Goatse
Myxlpytlk spork of baseball from Wikipedia
Woked

January 28th and things.

Image:Hellotherehello.jpg - goats of something or other.  NSFW
Yugioh - the Abridged series:
Little kariboh
That guy from that show that no one ever watches
Peter griffin
Color mr
E. O. Wilson
Game:Roleplayeeeng ADVENTURRR
Talk:1000 AD - 1699 AD
Cazza
Image:Temporary.jpg penetration pic, was on Anime_chicks, she looks a little underage, but I'm a bit unsure of this one
Inverkeithing
Dropping the soap
Poepchinees
Sarah bush
Ryan folse
Full Stop
Mobile-arts
Vatos Locos
Tokio hotel
Fish plant
Why?:why would i make a new why? coz everyone hates australians x2
Ash Rectum
Maksat
Seventh midnight
GameSphere
The accused
Arye eats dead babies:the movie
Singapore Airlines
Guestbook Piracy
Spice Girls
Kevin Jonas
Nancy pelosie
Spencer krug
Image:Helloooo.jpg more sockpuppetry
Barack Hussein Obama
Kotzebue
UnNews:It's still not okay to Pull Your Penis out in Public
Decemberween
Pennsylvania
Atlanta Thrashers
Deadhorse
Atlanta falcons
Outhouse BRB
Baie James
Tsunamis
Canadian Tire Money
Ed Stelmach
Quebec French
Platipus
BANANA OBAMA
Image:Hellooo.jpg another anus pic
Pepper corn oatmeal (2 sentences does not an article make)
Image:Helloo.jpg ew the bunghole is back
User:Orian57/LazyTown
User:Orian57/Zombie Movie
User:Orian57/HowTo:Hide Your Sex Change From Your Husband -- all auther requests ~Orian57~  ~Talk~  01:07 28 January 2009

January 27th. Eleven beautiful elves and a horde of ugly orcs

Devolution
Gavin evans-jones
Fanny fart
Sdfjasdklfdh;khjasdfklt
Stacy gill
Jenkum random keyboard mashing
Tom Reddington per UN:VAIN
Stacy bean
Franklin Pierce significance to presidentcy 
Sit on their lazy butt all day and think about what to do to piss off Canada. (LOL boom)
4chan and Charlie Sheen per UN:VAIN 
A Cure for AIDS
Sacred pieces of poo lol Britney Spears. Whatever.
Laraque
Halo Wars
Platipus
Schweitzer
Nail polish
The Anti-Grue Prophecies
Platipus
Mcneesep2
Mcneesep - Pizza anyone?
Coptor game
James field
The Norther Territoy
Ladakh
Cloudstreet
Njoffen
George pickering
Sajads mum
3500 B.C.
Narto
Lee wall
Craig dobson
Image:Helloo.jpg
User:Gil/test - Created by IP
Notus
IrateGamer
Game:Hypercube/28064212

January 26th. Only eleven years until 2020. I guess.

Game:Hypercube/60660
Hey, why not? - Crappy
Madtv
John Freeman
Imperial Anarchy
Kitesurffreak
The People he rapes
Adam Owen
Lemon Broil
Annoying things
Mmorpg/2/newultrasword/immigration
Tony robbins
Crossbow
Mr. Yorky - This is utter shit
Click Me
Game:Zork/medusastatue/aslan
Yellow people
Kobolds - As much as I like where this came from...
Sponges
Harpernomics
Earlston high school
Prostreet
40 year old virgin
Uber-pea
Stack em
Bennetts
Youpie
Game:Zork/oooh 
Game:Zork/masturbate
Chav mobile
Game:Zork/saywhataboutartifiacialmeat
Mr houke
Ann-marie
Oliver banks
Chrono crusade
Women drivers
Omelette
London Imperials
Super Badgers
Amy cow

January 25th. Only eleven months till Christmas!

User:Boomer/Deletions - In retrospect, I have no clue what I was doing. Author request.
Theodore Kaczynski
Aaron rodgers
Image:Hitlerthrash!!!.gif per below, unused & redundant
Image:Sdsds.gif unused, redundant, modus said to put these images on here
UnNews:The No Cussing Club's Website Gets Rapined in the Ass
Parachutes
Image:0abura002.jpg unused image, nudity, censored penetration
Tamil
Illwillpress
Blacksquatch - Copy/paste from WP with a little 'humorous' editing.
Image:Conorhesketh.jpg - Vanity.
Space Ra
Conor Hesketh
Chemisty rules
Rough Wolf Sex
Zezima- in fact, can this be CVP'd?
The People he rapes - Should be deleted despite {{construction}} cause it sucks so monumentally
Alexander grothendieck
Vernaculer
Image:Amyd.jpg - Vanity
Image:Zebrasex.JPG - Duplicate of this
List of Girls That You Fucked
My 'E', 'P' and 'A' keys are going to fall off - Almost funny, but not quite.
Fly me to the moon
You Smile
Didsbury - Copypaste from Wikipedia.
Urpo lahtinen
Cabal/Cabal11
Metis
Malcolm
Shrink Ray
Pro/desktop
Henrik
Image:BatmanPoster.jpg - Identical to this
Image:Batman Vs. Chocolate.jpg - Smaller version of this
Image:Earthsmmm.jpg - Smaller version of this
Žminj
Geelong
Chrono crusade
Hawick
James Packer
27 club
Hawarden
Image:Cow.jpg - Almost identical to (and of lesser quality than) this
Dutch flag
Metro station
Acid (Chemical)
Image:Vanessa+Gutierrez+1.jpg per below
Image:5ymfkba.jpg unused, redundant
Image:BadSanta.jpg unused, redundant
Image:Robotnikface.jpg unused low quality version of Image:Sillyrobotnikpicture.jpg
Image:Wolf2.jpg unused, redundant
Image:180px-Link Female.jpg smaller version of Image:Link FEMALE.jpg
Image:200px-1167208116855-1-.jpg - unused and redundant
Image:Lolcatsdotcomd353r93bctv2b2wp.jpg - Unused and almost identical to this
Image:Karate cat 2.jpg - Unused and almost identical to this comment I believe you have a higher quality image on the QVFD list.
I think you should replace the low quality image with a higher quality version,
 even if the higher quality version is less used. --Mnbvcxz 02:53, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Image:Asplosionwarn.gif|15px I put the higher quality image onto "Image:Catdogowned.jpg", the Karate cat 2 image can now be removed. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:56, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Image:2004578466502380195 rs.jpg - Duplicate of this

January 24th - Soon

Image:AB - Wilde Oscar copy.png per below
Image:Normal new26.jpg per below
Image:Sqirrel.jpg per below
Image:Mario Plumber.jpg Unused redun
Image:3e621738b7fe09ccb101532a9336f033-1-.jpg unused, redund,
Image:3e621738b7fe09ccb101532a9336f033.jpg unused redund.
Image:Flag of KoL.GIF - I don't want this after all.
Image:MarioDancing.gif unused redudant
User:Bigmoney - Created by another user.
DEATH - Wait for what? This article's deletion? Sure.
Gnome theory
Talk:Sufjan stevens
Sufjan stevens
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD - Completely neglected
    Not anymore it is! Let us celebrate! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:12, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Richard peck
Biddenham massive
Sam doel
Casey anthony
‎Streetlight Manifesto
‎Stephen
Villanova
Mixing sailors
Pånnivågn - Wrong language

January 23rd - Obama has BIG BALLS

Samir Hanna autodesk
CDC park
Hofterup
Zune
Milly
ACDC
Kevin jones
Christopher Stephenson
This is not the page you are looking for
Great Knife
Big L
Benjamin Mitchell
Butthole lickers
Betty duan

January 22nd - They've given me a number, but they've taken away my name.

The Nothing
Yo-Yo Ma
Ahh
Eggo waffles
Anglo-Saxon (language) - I don't get it
Sophie morris
Total Drama Action
San quentin
Macho bond
Mcneese
George H.W (wonderful) Bush
George steves
Buds
Ustasa
Roy sanders
UnBooks:Grand Theft Auto III - Dulicate of this (Old incorrect move bay somebody)
User:DRswithoutMDs‎ - Per below 
User talk:71.111.202.179‎ 
User:Projectjulio‎
User talk:201.25.180.91‎
User talk:63.98.227.2
User:Shingraham - Not created by user
Cantopop
Image:Nait2k4LoLcatz.jpg orphaned redundant pic
Richard peck
Market Drayton
Maxwell Bearse
Psychic vampires
User:200.50.7.1 
Jack francis
Jens Stoltenberg
Category:Accuracy - Empty Cat
Marshal Mathers - Wikipedia
David Webster
Mario cart
Boxxy
Gort
Throwable Rocks
Besnik isufi
James rodwell
D2jsp
Concordia University
J skill
Fone Bone
"Where's My Hideous Outfits Movement of the Nineties"
Max lynch - Wikipedia
Chris stephenson
Christopher stephenson
Pwn War 2
The Official Manion Society
Pat
Kyle scott
Rag head
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Maitland
Flormans mom
Evil cameras
Mission statement
Broken yellow pencils
North school
Bears, the law, and you
Los Angeles Angels

January 21

UnNews:The ignore-grr-ation
Forest of Sorrows
Julian Camereli Brennan
Badenture
NITK surathkal
Alex Corbet
Jamie conroy
Beatallica 
Mobeen
Jack horsewood
Iraq national army
Afgan national army
CJ
Newcastle, Wyoming on wheels
Talk:Moscow Mob on wheels
Opel Kadett
Image:Gary the dragon.jpg
Spasticated Retarded Weiner
Charlotte brear
Marthster hand
Body Building
Can football
Matt cullis
ACDC
Jason Gutwiener
Spontanious human combustion 
Moscow Mob on wheels - Duplicate of this
FOUR EYES
Shantanu
The Millennium or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Y2K - pointless redirect left after reverting a pointless move of a page
Sreesanth
Robot bees
Northwestern University
Jews For Jihad
Annette weiler 
King Philip Middle School - Reccomend blocking recreation
Cheating on a test
Cen
Pillar of Winter
Voltron

January 20, when's the next election? I'm bored already

Jews For Jihad
Erik Somerlott 
STUPID RED LINKS THAT DONT WORK
Keith morrison 
Justin padua
Game:TheBlueScreenOfDeath/debug - Not a real gam page, no pages link to it. 
Alness
Genetically made yucky things 
Alex pasha
Alness
Northern ontarian fatman
DESKTOP COMPUTER
Peter Murphy
Well you droped the Ball
Banger racing 
Category:Prayers - Unused
Kricke
Oliver greensmith
Silicon Dekrapelezoid
Amity
Elk
User:Citation Needed/Number - User Request
User:Citation Needed/Number3 - Ditto

January 19, Barack Obama becomes Pie-sedent

Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame whoops
Frefgwerferf
Punch fucking
Boom Boom BinkleBerry

January 18. One liner.

Empty shampoo bottles
Empty shampoo containers
Adam ray 
English civilwar 
Albany New york
User:Sonic80/Letter to You in Rateme.com - Finished and moved to the main page
Game:The Maze
Game:The Maze/AttackGrue
Game:The Maze/AttackGrue2
Game:The Maze/Heavan
Game:The Maze/Hell
Game:The Maze/Load
Game:The Maze/North1
Game:The Maze/Start/East
Game:The Maze/Start/Heal
Game:The Maze/Start/North
Game:The Maze/Start/North1
Game:The Maze/Start/South
Game:The Maze/Start/Wait
Game:The Maze/Start/West
Game:The Maze/Sword
Game:The Maze/Up
Game:The Maze/Up2
Game:The Maze/autowin
----there all useless redirects.-User:Gelert
Fuck All Cup
Rhys Darby
Eo:Bonaqualogy - Apparently there is an article with that title, just search for it
Joker clone
Bette midler
Naizs
Narcoleps
Bruce almighty
Do-gooder
Film freaks
Joker Clone
Batman and Robin
HowTo:Fix the economy

January 17. What, we aren't putting one-liners here anymore?

Sept 24 Plane Crsh
Matt Brown
Gabriel tremblay
Mark wahlberg
High style
Chuck norrophobia
The evil pieman
Zoe
23rd january 2009 
Category:Page with joke categories - Empty cat
Category:Things that look like wigs but are much uglier - Empty cat
Orkenøyene
Sophie morris 
Sakura
Image:KLCC6.jpg - Unused image
Image:FinGreenock.JPG - Unused image
Image:Burninghouse2222343.jpg - Unused image
   No wait, I can use this image in my upcoming HowTo article. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:32, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

January 16

Chimes - Blanked by the author
Geordi LaForge Reversal Paradigm
HAWXistan - Vanity?
Gruiffieng tales
Agyptians
Forum:PANGIT 
Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 
Church Of Satan
Image:Figure1.jpg redundant, orphan image
User:Mnbvcxz/Pee2 userspace clutter 
User:Mnbvcxz/AsIs
User:Mnbvcxz/John Scherer (Honest Businessman)
User:Mnbvcxz/Tails
TeenTheLaw
Todd Rundgren
Michael geddes
Soph
Cepheus
Ansel mould
Joe rogan
Category:Yin Yang Yo! - Pointless
User:RabbiTechno/SpecialHebrew - finished with it and transferred to mainspace.
God's Dick
The 80's
Chris lloyd-roberts
Buster palmano
Swipe card

January 15 - soon be christmas at this rate

Wayne calloway
UnNews:Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo attempts suicide by shooting himself in the head; however the bullet is intercepted
Talk:NavyFIELD
NavyFIELD
Max Lynch - Previously deleted as vanity
Susquehanna Township High School
User talk:217.43.127.246
Owlbear
Baila el Chiki Chiki
HowTo: Alienate People Based on their Skin Colour or Religion
Ford'
Dirty Fucking Cunts - clicked the wrong button, meant to 'Watch'
Bill travascio
Jkl;lkj
School Days (series)adget Trial/shot8.jpg
Letterkenny
Wexford
Is The Internet A WAN?
Patrick kennedy
Max Hiatt
Kyle buscher
Thomas Ingram
HeadOff
Tom Sawyer
Sweeden sausages
Fallout 3
Fanny pack
John Moore
Sneep
Turkeys
Michael Brand
Barry Scott
Thomas slater
Lewis cox
Barnacle
Firefarts
SHINee
Horchat
Sprint
Carlos slim
Darcy burke
Roast beef curtains
Cristobal Short
Chelsea, mi
Cupid shuffle
Areas
Louis Billouart, Chevalier de Kerlerec
Rochester WA
Grand Turismo 4
Jagger Le Hew
Whoa
Craig
Red vs Blue
Ajowei;
Bakugan
Fecal jacuzzi
Moon Pie

January 14 - things and whatnot

Auchtermuchty - From Wikipedia?
Astrophysicists
Patriots
Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5
Agdgdgwengo
Larry Fitzgerald's Ass
Stefano Capizzi
Hydrates
Merchiston castle school
Real mans toolbox
Discombobulated
Banana pwn
Conemaugh Township High School
Condom collectors
White Chicks
Canadian football
Chelsea, Michigan
Turd League 2
Fizzy-Pop Championship
Chase (Mortiis) Drewett
Brynn (Calumar) Huxtable
Joe Cole
Ross bloor
Rihanna and Chris Brown
Resdent evil 5 - author has created a page with better spelling in the title, and identical content, so I'd say this is surplus to requirements

January 13 - insert random fail below

Lazar Weiner
Conquer online
ManEating Platypus
Little Richard
Dylan Jopke
Stéphane Dion
Adrian bayo
Manu
A nightmare on sesame street 3 the return of elmo
Mattoon, Illinois
Farleigh college
Moist bottoms
Tyler Biskup
Tyler Biscup
Malays
Ryan carree
George francis
Jamie conroy
Adam Baroudi
The Land Before Time
Halo 3: The musical
Bill travascio
Wazz up
I love u
Bernard MacMahon author request
Pimp, Obama
Microsoft Mary
Kurtis john lacey
Daniel barnes 
Tom Sawyer 
Josh roe
Israel kamakawiwo'ole
Karl henton aka shermanator
Klas blomgren
Ty
Emile
Df
Hada
Brian the clover
Crull
Halmstad
Pledge Defiance
Arise

January 12 - School is today! (in UST) later

11:11 wishes
Marina
Uncyclopedia:VFH/adult toys - Nom fail
Ryan Marshall
Bulldozer
Yin Yang Yo
Sex Box
Omlette
Mullah Omar
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Armando
Chingoso
The bird is the word
Gh4
555555555555e
Monkeymadnesshuhar
Functionally retarded
Wtfno
Peeroom
Gowdd
Gowd
Fgbwjghjgkhfdgjhfg
Hrthdghfd
Pennes
Mo0ooojnsuf
Bulbe
Birds and bees
Test card
Star Wars Manifesto
Kyle ridgell
Pickkle
Alex Raymond
Austin
Phil wood
Dan Heard
Mike Lemon
Bradley Stacey
Your house
Shortest page in the world
Danny Steeves
Adam magee
Ian
Duck husking
Aparna 
Nitin 
User:122.107.9.137
Demon marriage
Dialga
Scientlogy
Tom lockyer
Toni Braxton
Grace
Longest page in the world
Matt price
Jack Fraser
Ross galloway
Hamish duff
Ryssbob
Setsuna Sakurazaki - construction tag and nothing else
Asuna Kagurazaka - construction tag and nothing else
Wellington phoenix
Chelsea fc
Oshana dawood
A nightmare on sesame street 3
Syphon Filter Dark Mirror
Laugharne
Alex Melville
The Evil Widget
Category:Don't put a fucking Russian Reversal quote on this page or I will kill you and eat your liver - Empty cat
Sandy Cheeks
Game:The Maze
Game:The Maze/AttackGrue
Game:The Maze/AttackGrue2
Game:The Maze/Heavan
Game:The Maze/Hell
Game:The Maze/Load
Game:The Maze/North1
Game:The Maze/Start/East
Game:The Maze/Start/Heal
Game:The Maze/Start/North
Game:The Maze/Start/North1
Game:The Maze/Start/South
Game:The Maze/Start/Wait
Game:The Maze/Start/West
Game:The Maze/Sword
Game:The Maze/Up
Game:The Maze/Up2
Game:The Maze/autowin
  Nah. I did a rollback. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:38, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

January 11 - Don't pay any attention!

User_talk:Sonic80/Ghetto_White_Boy_Syndrome - Moved to mainspace, redirect.
User:Sonic80/Ghetto_White_Boy_Syndrome - Moved to mainspace, redirect.
Horcrux
Callum Ellis Jarvis-Jones - vanity. OK for a userpage, maybe, but not mainspace
Cornwall
The story of the oreo
Son of sam
User:Sycamore/UnBooks:Kuala Lumpur
M555677 
Moskoviasoft
Moskovia
The invasion of wikipedia
The moskovian moskoj armory
Uss nevada
HowTo:Build a Lego Set
Raza

January 10th - Then go away from the chicken!

Kong beng
U R GAY, written exactly 200 times
Chubby bunny
Amo dawood
User:IronLung/Bizarro David Bowie author request
Child ponography
An undisclosed location
Gta bonton
Air bud - Plagiarism
Juanes
Chase grilliot
User:IronLung/Allahakbarries Cricket Club
Arthur conan doyle
Image:JonhCena3.jpg - failed name
Best 10 movies of all time and worst 10 movies of all time
Joe betts 
Chesterfunk
Ross Deal
C:/Windows - user request    (interesting how the normal link links to Wikia's Windows Wiki)
Paul dunne
C:/Windows/userpedia/revenge.exe
User talk:Misunderstood Lemon 
Editing C:/Windows/misunderstood/lemon2.exe 
Editing C:/Windows/misunderstood/bob.exe 
Editing C:/Windows/misunderstood/rootbeer.exe 
C:/Windows/misunderstood/lemon.exe
C:/Windows/userpedia/revenge.exe
Editing C:/Windows/misunderstood/lemony.exe
Talk:IN SOVIET RUSSIA, USERPEDIA SPAMS YOU!
07 C:/Windows/cya/lolrevenge.exe
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, USERPEDIA SPAMS YOU!
C:/Windows/cya/lolrevengeha.exe (redirect) (delete)
C:/Windows/cya/yourpowerisnothing.exe
User talk:Modus Operandi‎
OBBY NOB NOB
User:Modus Operandi
CHEEZBURGERS CAN BE HAD
The Number Eight Hundred Twelve
Category:People who love Richard Wagner even more - Pointless
Irish Defence Forces - Wikipedia
Nick having a girl friend
Naizs

January 9 - Start preparing for Valentines Day

King Booker
Alejandro larson - Who, in addition eh?
Alexander Fahlén
Dippin dots
Y-Box
Orangeade
Really really long things
Tyle eady
Micheal Eisner
Micheal Eisner
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times + protect against recreation
Dalarna
Pennsylvania
Nnnnnn
Jack Casady
Mike Sider 
Ian 
Fallout 3 
Histevenk  
FUN 
EEEEEEEEEE!
Andrew Tinsley
Helena Bonham Carter
Sean Avery
Herculean - van.it.y?
NME - van. it. y?
Some cripple retard off South Park
Titicaca
Scrumdiliumtous
Treaty of paris
Crack badger
Adil has tiny meat
Wannabe
Antivenom
Andrew jones
James Patterson
Jasper Aral
The Black keys
Carl brackstone
Category:Thom Yorke - Pointless 
Category:Australain States and Territories - Pointless
Sexiest Hair on the Planet
Mathematics is wrong
Cultural revolution
Template:Armenians
La caca
Sean Dusselier
Uncyclopedia:VFH/HomestarRunner - Nom fail
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times - again and again. Put on your watch list.

January 8 - Christmas is over, TAKE DOWN YOUR LIGHTS.

Alex Cross
Hungdidiwah
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/zajatiszeeavaron/lolbi
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/zajatiszeeavaron
Game:Grueslayer/PvP/zajatiszeeavaron/righthall
WHAT LANGUAGE DOES POLAND SPEAK
Image:Dark185.jpg (Author request)
Yurt
Dagor Dagorath
Cuttlefishism
Rafa
Pata chueka
Armando
Lil' Wayne
Hannah Montannah 
Skandar keynes
Pete Wentz
Khhs
Potato pie
Cake train 
Justin Collins
Sneakers o toole 
Lefty
1 man 1 jar
Dropping the soap
Shays rebillion
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times/Deluxe - again again
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times - again
Sam williams
Puritan Soapism
Zune
Sidney Stephens
Michael Cook
Existential Triangle
Africa fatigue

January 7 - The 7 heads of The Beast

Proof of God
National Ninja Association
Talk:JAMES TURNER
Talk:Rachel Thompson
William O'Malley
Danny day
Rachel Thompson
JAMES TURNER
Squidward Testicles
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times‎ 2 
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty three times‎ 
Stupid Jesus
Darth Carlow Jeshitler - Somebody did their reading
Tanner dicken
Aughton
Murray Walker 
User:216.185.29.68 - IP created
User talk:216.185.29.68
Mike flammini
Yay
Mike flammini
User:Sycamore/Mephistopheles
Adolf Merckle
S4mb1rdissecretlyG4Y3
Talk:Global boring
Global boring
Pedofiles
Category:Categories that have been deleted on Wikipedia but re-made on Uncyclopedia - Pointless
Wetzel
Shu
Super Untendo
Super Untendo
Matt coppins
Matt coppins
User talk:194.202.186.177 - orphaned talk page
Jason bourne
Category:Christmas characters - Per below
Category:Catalan folklore - Below three, pointless
Category:Catalan mythology 
Category:Catalan words and phrases
Category:Just Stop Now, I'm Tired Of Changing Your Unfunny Crap About Minerva - Pointless
Daniel patel
Stokecity - one liner with a bunch of sporked stuff about roflcopters after it
Downpatrick tech
Dialga
Jaivy
AcDc
Superman 64 2:The Rings strikes back
Jirachi
Anonymus
Benjamin Tada
Johan Nygaardsvold
Quertz
Queen Anne's Revenge - Wikipedia
Activision - wikipedia
Whale Penis

January 6 - 6 days for school

Uncyclopedia:VFH/fuck - Fail
Sponge Bob Square Pants - Broken redirect
Spongebob Squarepants - Broken redirect
SpongeBob Squarepants - Broken redirect
Smug
Much adu about hitler
Ian Deary
Gene Snitsky
Andrew cyr
Andrew Cyr
Goatse Girl
Mega turtle
Safwat
Michael Thomson
Tyler Belisle
Original Secret Nazi Forest
User:194.202.186.177
Sean dusselier
Ian clark
Ian clark
Spicy
Joe Rogan
Dan fisher
Andrew schug
Shawn
Titin
Star Wars Manifesto
Shamwow
Jake lydiate
Jett travolta
Kitty Kat Kowboys
Not quite Eric Clapton but relatively close
Cousin steve
Keelan mcevoy
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Gay Adventure
Krundle

January - 5th Back to school is in 7 days

Hinjewslamchristiology
Shitty Little Game
Eband
Billabong
Martyn Stevens
Teh 1337 noob
Barry baloga
Kelsey brainard
Triple bbb
Ian ding
Josh smith
Coolidge
Terence Yoon
Master cheif
Badenture
Nien
Staple tea
Aa2‎ - Spork?
Aa1 - Spork?
Category:Viacom subsidiaries - Um, what's the right word to describe this, let me say it this way:
                 WE DON'T NEED THIS CATEGORY
Fuckheads
Ball pit monster
Sony Jesus
Template:Umm...
Kevin Reynolds
Steven Bell
Jackson Young Incident
People who are totally all like "we're the best" but their aLL gay and stuff and stupid s i hate them
Ronaldinho
BRC - Possibility of immense destructive power(in history). Beside, has undergone a bad edit, leading to all content being erased.
Richard cass‎ - has a construction tag but...jeez...
Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers
Baghdad Bob
Yes (band)
Baghdad Bob
Shane Gunston

January 4th - A man with nine legs! (He ran away)

Category:Viacom subsidiaries - redundent
   What's the other cat that makes this one redundant? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:59, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
      "Redundant" doesn't necessarily imply that there's an (almost) exact duplicate.
      "Redundant" denotes there's some kind of thing which is repeated.
      Sycamore probably just means to say that this category is unnecessary,
      being a redundant redundent example of unnecessary categories.
      -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:09, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
         I'm not cutting it unless I know what the other cat is, dagnabit! Saying that something is 
         redundant doesn't just magically make it so! You people and your words! By "you people", I 
         mean "honkeys". Honkey. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:57, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
              You're a honkey too you know. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:27, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Lachlan
Giles Hamilton
Chrisrmas 
User:Sycamore/Why have an alienating music taste
Swanmore college of technology
Spoof
User:RabbiTechno/HasidHouse - finished with it
Frazer Hall
Tom Simes 
Dogshead/Bedworth
Super volcano
Lehman Brothers
Faith Zombie
Eleventy
Unfaithful (film)
Patchwerk
Denali national park
Elim Garak
Ethnicus probable vanity
WAL-MART
Fyrnschythe WOOHOO A BAND ARTICLE
Giles Hamilton

January 3rd - Now let's do "the sex"

Pritt stick
Image:Ugly man.jpg redundant, orphan
Image:Tiofeo.jpg redundant, orphan
Image:Men are tastey.jpg - redundant image, orphaned 
I AM GONNA GET SO FUCKIN ANGRY - very nice dear
Tali Ban
Joshs nose
Septics
Ron Dennis
Travis Dempsey
Joe Piripitzi
Co-ed

January 2, 2009

Stylophone
Togglejorg
Sean midnight
Ubelisk
Holyhead - towncruft?
Louis XV
User talk:Steven519/A page‎ - Created by Spambot
User:Carlb/Archive2 - Created by spambot
Justin Timberlake
Planet Rupert
Václav Juchelka - suspected vanity
Haddudu
Vegaterian
Ville valo
Demian
Image:163px-Clavecin flamand.png -ditto as below
Image:Sheetopera.png - ditto
User:DJ Irreverent/Opera - Not going anywhere. Author req.
Kaya
Pitbull Hat
Aral - When ASCII art goes wrong...
Gackt
Hydrochloric acid
Ash Rectum
The Man Across The Hall
Glen hansard
User:Atomic Disturbance/newmainpage  Author request.
  Are you from the future? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:11, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Image:Klumpreggo.jpg realized it need cropped after I uploaded, changed to .png format to prevent lossiness --Mnbvcxz 23:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

January 1. 2009 is the worst.

Melbourne High School
Nutron
● ●
Brother Bear - blanked by author
Twain hammond
Humagrue - Ugh, not another grue article
Dian Solovey
BURN-E
Dobz
Amy zhang
Category:Turnabout - Redundent
Awanga - ummm... it's an IM conversation, not an article
Tom Brady
Daniel Lipton - vanity
Lulzcat - It's long - but it's all filler
Pre emptive rape
Bbbbbbbbb
Evil monkey
Gran torino
Dun laoghaire
Seductive space boob
Are Souls

December 31!

Cocaine Republic
Josh stone
Lyle allbritton
BrettzwithaB.com
User:SysRq/The Deep South - Unnecessary redirect.
Båstad
Mulle
Speed
Blink-182.
Non-violent resistance
Jamie lynn spears
Gosu
Tamara Yu
WikiShoes
You spin me
Nigger Apple
Liqua stoe
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/1a
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/1a-a
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/1a-a-b
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/1a-b
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/1b
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/1c
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/oops
Game:The Grue Infestation of '64/saved1
Game:Turnabout Incoherent
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Attack
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Die
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Door 1
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Go threw Door
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Keynis
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Run
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/Search
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/die
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/game start
Game:Turnabout Incoherent/live to tell the tale
Game:Turnabout Incoherent:Use the Key/Use the key
Template:Turnabout
Template:Turnabout Incoherent - there all pointless redirects --Gelert 03:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

December 30 - 2009 is a few blocks away

Aberdeenbikers
Sepiroth154
Rjb
Quinny
Google it on Youtube
Image:John Cena.svg - falied image
Anne Diamond
Cody (TDI character)
Chainsaw-cock Mcgee MIII
People who are yet to be killed by Chuck Norris
Category:Bruce Wayne's Alter Egos - Redundant, only used 1 time on a userpage
  And so? What's the cat that makes this one redundant? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:27, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Category:Classified - Redundent
Fireman Sam - Wikipedia spork
Patterson river seconday college
Gozaru
Dickville
Elder Gnome the Great
ROFLcopters
A nightmare on sesame street the final showdown sesame street vs. elmo
Tte bayo
Jason zhang
Grue taming
Mock object - construction template expired, too short to keep
Rydsgård - construction template expired, too short to keep
     You don't have to post pages with expired WIP tags, mate, they're already lit up here. --Led
Wizards of waverly place
Looney tunes. the looney wars
‎Planet Rupert
Image:John Cena in Antartica.JPG

December 29th, turkey sandwich, anyone?

Gardevoir - Recreated deleted page.
Adam yusuf
How To: Drive Your Car Out of A Lake
Dandenong
Gardevoir
Dnp
27th february
12 n00bs' war
OMGWTFLOL
Category:Bruce Wayne's Alter Egos - Redundent cat
Hungry Jacks
Eri yoshida
Sleep Country, USA
The Naked Brothers Band

December 28th

Ace
New Orleans Saints
Fred Elliot
O.B.S De Dubbelster
This Page
User:Hindleyite/Thanks for reverting a random article - bot creation
User:Atomic Disturbance/smopen - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/smarticles  - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/unnews - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/The Anti-Chainletter Project - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/bsod - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/TFBPT - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/icons - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/smunnews - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/Cuntymints - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/Bradaway - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/Goodwords - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/MSWN2 - Creator Request
User:Atomic Disturbance/lazy - Creator Request
Ancient Football World Cup
Larc en ciel
Double V
UnNews:Kate nash
Bosnia and Hecegovina

December 27 - iPope aniversary

Daniel austgen
Head-Poking Of Death
11numb
Taco Man
Superman 64
Eli manning
Steve Bartman
User talk:24.122.227.143 - That's nice.
Danny nicholas
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Tennis
User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/UnNews:The Orange Beast opens transuniversal portal to destroy humankind, but Jesus and Santa save the day
User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/UnNews:The Beast opens transuniversal portal to destroy humankind, but Jesus and Santa save the day
    I don't need these anymore. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:08, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
His Mouse Friday (Tom and Jerry cartoon short)
Para-legend
Ash Rectum - Spork
UnNews:Break a ipod
UnNews:Santa Suspected Of Being A Terrorist NRV four-liner

Decemeber 26

Raveing pussyz
Olivia
Xeba Futebol Clube
The house of yahweh - Not sure - it's like some sort of political activist thing
Dialga
Forum:Uncyclopedia is the worstt
Forum:Heinrich himmler is GAY 
Forum:Domo,o,jkhrdhyt hnjm e45sm b vn jy
ABS-CBN
Fudge making cows of the nine
User:Luvvy/Sandbox/UnBooks/Dragonology:_The_Complete_Book_of_Dragons
User:Luvvy/Sandbox/Guillermo_Vargas