Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive9

April 13th

Babel:Zh-hant/天安門航空報
Babel:Zh-hant/pcdvd數位科技討論區
Babel:Zh-hant/偽基百科
Babel:Zh-hant/嘴炮
Wouter_Rottier crap
Cornetto -contents are: A tasty ice cream snack. Availability in New York unknown.
Foobar - contents are: There is no such thing as foobar.
Create article - blanked by author
Philip J. Fry contents are: {{Template:Retarded}}
BOMIS ARE PORN KINGS & talk:BOMIS ARE PORN KINGS (redirected to my user page and user talk page for some reason
User:Ghelae/Ghealepedia - moved from the misspelling it is ~ Ghelætalkcontribs 13:15, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Es/alma
Babel:Es/Amiga
Babel:Es/Atasco
Babel:Es/Blueray
Babel:Es/Burro
Babel:Es/canon
Babel:Es/Cuba
Babel:Es/Er Vinsen/
Babel:Es/GatoVolador
Babel:Es/Infobae
Babel:Es/Jose M. Aznar
Babel:Es/Lengua castellana
Babel:Es/Lucifer
Babel:Es/Marijuanaytuhermana
Babel:Es/mononeuronal
Babel:Es/OT
Babel:Es/Petróleo
Babel:Es/Poo
Babel:Es/Pura Chicha
Babel:Es/queso
Babel:Es/Río de la Plata
Babel:Es/Santiago de Compostela
Babel:Es/Super Taldo
Babel:Es/Troya
Babel:Es/xenofobia

April 12th

(this article) - Title is longer than article
Do NOT click any links!/click20 Yay, vandalism. Huff this, please. -- Jtaylor1

Doesn't look like vandalism. --Splaka 03:40, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

High Five
Wikistalked
Jordan finn NNP
UnNews:Nuclear Civil War in America
Party fouls
Special Theory of Relativity Do we even use MTU anymore?
Snail Mail
E-meter - Off the suck-meter.
Rick gorka - Non-notable whatever-the-fuck-it-is.
Black Bible - Blanked by user, sucked before blanking.
Babel:Zh-hant/社會主義好 - fact only, no funny thing.
黃仕全
Babel:Zh-hant/kog781
Babel:Zh-hant/mind8643
Category talk:台灣
Category talk:觸手
Babel:Es/Poesía
Babel:Es/Silvio Soldán
Babel:Es/Adolf Hitler
Babel:Es/Egipcios
Babel:Es/Animeportal
Babel:Es/hereje
Babel:Es/si
Babel:Es/ADSL
Babel:Es/Bandurria
Babel:Es/Binario
Babel:Es/yo
Babel:Es/Mahoma
Babel:Es/Es posible el cambio
Babel:Es/Caricaturas
Babel:Es/Chunteros
Babel:Es/Ecuador
Babel:Es/Metro de Madrid
Babel:Es/Leonardo Da Vinci
Babel:Es/Johan Sebastian Mastropiero
Babel:Es/Ratón
Babel:Es/Raton
Babel:Es/Petaca
Babel:Es/Teta
Babel:Es:Mac OS X
Template:Es:Ortografía

April 11th

Babel:Zh-hant/五腥旗
Babel talk:Zh-hant/鄭欣宜
김일성시
김일성 시
이승만 시
이승만시
평양
Forum:Google's "ofiicial" response - page moved to correct title
Game:Zork/Jesusactor - accidental duplicate of the Zork page that is linked by nothing.
Game:Zork/meteorite - another unlinked, unwanted page
The following are unlinked redirects resulting from pages moved to Zork 3 as decreed by this discussion:
Game:Zork/up
Game:Zork/Airborne_grueland
Game:Zork/Titty's_Crib
Game:Zork/Murder
Game:Zork/Kill_Titty
Game:Zork/think
Game:Zork/raper
Game:Zork/Gruesuck
Game:Zork/madprogrammer
Game:Zork/why%3F
Game:Zork/banana
Game:Zork/princess
Game:Zork/france
Game:Zork/3myes
Game:Zork/3mno
Game:Zork/japan
Game:Zork/glasses
Game:Zork/nokatana
Game:Zork/katana
Game:Zork/mtvjapan
Game:Zork/videogames
Game:Zork/hotel
Game:Zork/sushi
Game:Zork/feegrue
Game:Zork/nintendo
Game:Zork/shiggyfight
Game:Zork/getgoing
Game:Zork/revolution
Game:Zork/donutsu
Game:Zork/wait
Game:Zork/kanjitime
Game:Zork/retailer
Game:Zork/back2nintendo
Game:Zork/hokkaido
Game:Zork/mastersword
Game:Zork/how
Game:Zork/keyblade
Game:Zork/souledge
Game:Zork/excalibur
Game:Zork/cloud
Game:Zork/princessrosemary
Game:Zork/supermario
Game:Zork/hero
Game:Zork/murderscuicide
Game:Zork/Beefcake
Game:Zork/Tittyroom
Game:Zork/outsidecastle
Game:Zork/Hell
Game:Zork/usegthoh
Game:Zork/joke
Game:Zork/crotchkick
Game:Zork/jesusnorobo
Chris Cunning-ham
Chris Cunningham
Slow and Horrible Death
Crescent Island
8-bit theater
Vladimir Valchev

April 10th

Dollar Tree- bye-bye (crap)--Jtaylor1--08:56, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

This is not an example of what to put on QVFD. It is semi-properly formatted and slightly fleshed out. An example of QVFD is: Smoke-%27em-if-ya-got-%27em_Day. --Splaka 09:03, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

Babel talk:Zh-hant/遮那 - Misplaced in "talk".
Template:Zh-hant/NSFWArticle
Flamengo Awful, worst two sentences I've read this week. --Zim_ulator
SpongeBob SquarePants Episode Ideas Long, long list, mostly in red. --Zim_ulator
Also, I think that whatever IS in blue should be huffed.  But that's just me. [h4]
Uni_ball - DESTROY.

Ape Frills 9th

Massachusetts Orgies --ZB-- 17:33, 9 April 2006 (UTC) (Yes I see the NRV, but it should be huffed)
Secret giant robot army --ZB-- 17:28, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Military --ZB-- 17:27, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Non-magical brownies --ZB-- 17:24, 9 April 2006 (UTC) Huff/NRV (I'd have NRD'd it, but I'd rather see it huffed)
Karlo --ZB-- 17:23, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Marvinland --ZB-- 17:21, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Poseurs --ZB-- 17:15, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Hanibal Lecter --ZB-- 17:10, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Banglai --ZB-- 17:09, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Automation --ZB-- 17:08, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
Dobravolskis - ZB cannot currently connect to IRC, and hence he is putting this link here hoping that someone will delete it.
El Goatée - now merged into Goatee
Afternoon Goatee - now merged into Goatee
Babel talk:Zh-hant/女老師的禁斷課後輔導 - Misplaced in "talk".
Babel:Zh-hant/keroro
Defamation - Crap.--User:Jtaylor1/sig 06:02, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

April 8th

365?
Linzy

April 7th

Babylon
Unews Article - Redirect, page moved to new title with correcter grammar.
Babel:Zh-hant/巨乳
Babel:Zh-hant/法輪市
Babel talk:Zh-hant/御姐
Fauxtato - Would like to take this back underground for further refining... not VFD candidate. -F
Mary McGrath

April 6th

Cniverse
Hock Rudsen
Call center
Lewis' breasts
Chef Jimmy
UnGoogle
Soviet Block
Bath
Kung Fu Geniuses

April 5th

Evan Eames
Numbuh 4
Red Sox fan
Kont - Points for being longer than most slandanity, but still sucks.
Salami
Tekken
Call center
One-Balled Dictator
Team Chaotix
Gabe
Magic missile
Will Simmons --ZB--
Cabbage Mode --ZB--
How to know if your son is a hacker - Copyright material, completely sporked from www.adequacy.org
Three Mile Island - Yay! crap.
Infidelity - Vanity
Phlegm - Crap
Terranasaurus chicken tender
Kahawikians - Content: "Sorry, you're an ugly fat ass and dont deserve to know what kahawikians are."
Blonde British Geography teachers - First two words, then blanked by creator
Speed of dark - Redundant (see Speed of Dark) redirected. -Spl
& - Not NRV.  QVFD.
陳日斤
Babel:Zh-hant/非典型廢柴
Babel:Zh-hant/太極德
Babel:Zh-hantr/爆破組
Babel:Zh-hant/觀音兵
Babel:Zh-hant/小松
Babel:Zh-hant/

April 4th

Template:Zh-hans/stub - all Simplified Chinese pages moved, no longer needed.
Reku-fasia-maso
Craig
Game:Zork/motherfuck - unliked Zork page
Game:Zork/WTF - unlinked Zork page
Game:Zork/Salesman1 - unliiiinked
Game:Zork/Salesman2 - you thought it was linked, but it isn't
Game:Zork/Tardis - not only is it unlinked, it links nowhere!
Game:Zork/bed - links to this page < 1
Game:Zork/lab7suit - situation rendered inaccessible by the plot
Game:Zork/getrug - !linked
Game:Zork/usagain:hop_around_in_US - ditto
Game:Zork/begin_to_eat_the_grue's_stomach_from_the_inside_out - uhh, no you can't
Game:Zork/closet2 - unlinked, unneeded.
Game:Zork/femalegrue - linked only by the above
Game:Zork/gruebarf - same here

April 3rd

Josh Droogan - Bad page.
W/e - SLAND0RLIB3LV4NITY
Just Say No - Just Say "Huff it". 
Talk:Antarctica was orphaned. Al-Pita 15:29, 3 April 2006 (UTC)   Nuh uh. -Spl
Babel:Zh-hans/傻逼猴子王
Babel:Zh-hans/维权
Babel:Zh-hans/讨债队
Babel:Zh-hans/转换
Babel:Zh-hans/金刚
Babel:Zh-hans/霍元甲
Babel:Zh-hans/麻绳
:Category:Chinese (Communist China's written form) all Simplified Chinese pages moved, no longer needed
Festa no Apê - 'nuff said
Maplestory
Stone age - just merged it with Stone Age, plus it's pretty rubbish anyway. --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 03:20, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Es/Corrija Español
Babel:Es/Jesús el Nazareno
Babel:Es/Equipo A
Babel:Es/Coca-Cola

April 2nd

Fisher Price - I blanked the page because it was offensive, but this is useless.
Baten kaitos
Babel:Zh-hans/乌龟 - Moved to Simplified Chinese sista.
Johann Strauss II - NRVd
Bukkake Vixens in Heat - NRVd
Babel:Es/Casa Rosada
Babel:Es/Chapapote
Babel:Es/subjuntivo
Babel:Es/Viejo continente
Johnny Halliday - Crap
Game:Zork/lab7stolic - a Zork page that got unlinked. Detonate it pronto.
Game:Zork/windowcannon - also a Zork page that got unlinked. Someone cast guncho on it, quick!
Game:Zork- - accidental duplicate of the Zork main page.
User:202.81.175.166 - IPs aren't allowed to have user pages

April 1st

乌龟
Googolplexian
Unholy Trees of Pure Ungoodness
Truth tellers - Spam?  NRV'd
Wiggo - Slandanity? Poor worthless vanity anyway if not.
Dietcokeandmentos
Babel:Zh/
Babel:Zh/首頁
:Category:東瀛
Chuck norris - Big list of chuck norris facts, in Spanish.
Myers-Briggs/intj
Angry Uteri - Porn(ish), NSFW
Franz Ferdidand/Take Me Out
Accuracy - One liner

March 31st

Babel:Zh-hans/甲骨文
Babel:Zh-hans/首页
Babel:Es/Gnutella
Babel:Es/Guiri
Babel:Es/Hercúleos
Babel:Es/Oficina
Babel:Es/R2-D2
Babel:Es/Selección Catalana
Babel:Es/Taxi
Babel:Es/Velocidad de la luz
Babel:Es/Darth Zefran Sysko (refused)
Babel:Es/Chilotes
Babel:Es/El-que-no-debe-ser-nombrado
:Template:Frikicierre
Empty Spanish categoiries:
:Category:Babel:es/Frikipedia
:Category:Babel:es
:Category:Spanish
:Image:Dokdo_warship.jpg

March 30 paces, turn, and shoot!

Dimensions-lacks dimension
Chicken Huffing needs to be deleted so that it can be replaced by Chicken huffing.  All the content of the one to be deleted has been moved into the article which will assume its name. (This is to avoid having two similar articles differentiated only by a capital letter in the second word.)  --Jax-arrgh 16:09, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Zh-hant/孔乙己
歐偉倫
Babel:Zh-hans/恶搞
Babel:Zh-hans/无极
Babel:Zh-hans/泽民江
Babel:Zh-hans/狗评共惨党
ANZAC-is incredibly hard to look upon
Warcraft-God or not, he's not very crafty.
Yellow sulfur butterfly-I saw one last night when I was high!  wait, that was my hand...
Screw-you
Unholy Trees of Pure Ungoodness-quote + sentence = QVFD
David Gerard-nope. slandanity
How to be stupid-...no, this is "how to get an article deleted"
Truth Stick-no blue present
Coursework-whiny HS-er
Bounty-plunder it
Obish-Oshit
Hobbiton-too factual
Thokatrops-my pinky is bigger
White reace-*yawn*
Manmohan singh-1 capital letter
Zoloft-is a microscopic, two-celledsentenced article
Silkroad Online-is a page made by morons, so it has two unfunny sentences.
Jogi thread-vanity page that doesn't have a clear, visible purpose
Windows Vespa-headache
Wiggo-list
Dunkin' Donuts-dunk this!
W00t l00ps-W00t Q\/FD
Moved to Spanish sister (or refused):
Babel:Es/Análisis químico de la mujer
Babel:Es/Canarias
Babel:Es/Dios
Babel:Es/Manolito Chaves
Babel:Es/Miguel Bosé
Babel:Es/Pidgey
The_Cast_Slut

March 29th

Babel:Zh-hans/汉语族
Babel:Zh-hans/中华人民共和国
Babel:Zh-hans/伪基百科
The beginning of space and time
rooty-toot-tootin -- Someone get shooty-shoot-shootin on this...
Nesquik -- ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
Mauritius -- Unless there is some sort of bizzare symbolism I dont get in a blank page...
KRugG -- Vanity If I ever saw it
G Spot
Dirty hippie
Dime -- The author blanked it after MoneySign's NRV
Chandigarth
Brent Yamada
Alf
Alcohol poisoning
Moved to Spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Friki
Babel:Es/Genética
Babel:Es/Moto
Babel:Es/Pendejoliev
Babel:Es/PlayStation
Babel:Es/PPM (Pay Per Masturbation)
Babel:Es/Ramen
Babel:Es/Saludo

March 28th

19th century
The glass is half empty
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Pokemon rocks! - A perfectly good example of what can go wrong with an article.  HUFF IT.
Babel:Zh-hant/為什麼要代替你爹
Porsche
The ohio state university
  
Obj Obj
Double A Batteries - Total, irredeemable shit.
Moved to Spanish sister:
Babel:Es/David Bisbal
Babel:Es/Felipe González
Babel:Es/Galaxia (not moved, crap)
Babel:Es/Grúa (not moved, crap)
Babel:Es/Informático
Babel:Es/Joguarts
Babel:Es/Libro
Babel:Es/Piedra
Babel:Es/Pijo
Babel:Es/Porro
Babel:Es/PSP
Babel:Es/SQL
Babel:Es/X-Box
Babel:Es/X-Box 360
Babel:Es/Zapatiesto (not moved, crap)

March (3*9)/1

Ethan cole
Carson carruth
Westlife
Goober
Yurp
Aliens stole my baby- Crap

March 26th

Page 27 - Leftover unlinked-to Game page, and not even a good one to begin with
Warcraft - Wrong. I own that guy, and I don't even play.
Eric_Raymond and it's mommy, Eric S. Raymond - What's approximately 2 times worse than a crappy article?
Pachinko - This article is shit.  You can help Uncyc by huffing it.
STDs - Potential to become a funny page.  However, that would require a total DESTRUCTION of this one.
           --------------------------
           Ok, I reworked the article, placed in under STD and I suggest using a rewrite to direct STDs to STD.
           I haven't done so yet, as I don't want top be banned :-) Any thoughts? - Welshy                                                                                        
Feces - Oh, shit...
Matriarch_of_Sunnydale - POINTLESS
Andrew_Ritter - I'm glad to hear he has a face.  Expand on it.
Babel:Zh-hant/羅莉
Babel:Zh-hant/被罵是公廁的網站
Sun God
Riley Jones
Death Adder
Dead baby jokes
Gluestick
Teletubbies pointy, round boobly things stuck to the tops of their heads (adhered by gluesticks)
Can you hear me now
Roundhouse
Joseph Conrad
RAWRZ
Pie (language)
Yeast Tumor
Rope
The Incredibles
Takko Bell
Jim Nobbs - non-notable slandanity

March 25th

The Ghost- Too vandalized, moved to a user page
Bramhall High School - Just pointless. No links, no references etc.
Broken Hearts Are for Assholes - worthless
Yeast Timor
Babel:Es/Informático moved to Spanish sister

March 24th

Butty
Bluescreen
Butt surgery
Jamanta
Perfect Kirby
Bobby vitale 
Nihilty 
Burning Years 
Penii 
ARROWED! 
Svelvik
Zorgon 
Ed Gein 
Quote 
Nate Blubaugh 
Sky One
The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Ninjka
Martha Stewart Jackson
Zordon-just worthless
Aenima-vanity most foul
Redness-no thought
Coffins
Russian grammar
日本語
PlayStation 2
PlayStation 3
Collar- Moved to undictionary

March 23rd

Game:Zork/Executive2suit (Exact copy of Game:Zork/Executive2.)
Babel:Es/Paul_Anko to spanish sister
Akshay
100 Worst Sheep Diseases 
Babel:Zh-hant/無主垃圾
Babel talk:Zh-hant/無主垃圾
Stealth-based game
Template talk:Zh-hant/新聞動態
Ian McDiarmid 
Edit this page 
The Jesse Christman Theory 
Lesbian Freedom Fighter of France 
Nekophelia 
Ezra 
Brazilian
Kelvin chen Blanked by author, made into redirect..
Lloyd cheng Blanked by author..
Babel:Zh-hant/馬屎坑
The Ghost- Blanked by author
Moved to Spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Cuadernillos rubio
Babel:Es/Halloween
Babel:Es/Harry Petas
Babel:Es/Inglaterra
Babel:Es/Irán
Babel:Es/Japón
Babel:Es/King Kong
Babel:Es/Latín
Babel:Es/Leandro Gao
Babel:Es/Leyendas urbanas
Babel:Es/Opus Dei
Babel:Es/Paja
Babel:Es/Pringao
Babel:Es/Queso
Babel:Es/Reyes Magos
True--Rataube 20:53, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

March 22nd

16,000,000,000 
Mike Rann
Lungs
Kung Fu
Star Wars: Holiday Special
Agrophone
Merchandising
Figure skating
Glossolalia
Shimmer
Kit Fisto
Lloyd richards
Cirtangle
Egg nog
Blue Thing
Mayohn
C-murder
Mykonos- Moved to Undictionary.
Bipartisan - Crap
Mouses
Bobby Vitale ACK!  pr0n!!!
Image:Bobby.jpg yep.  that's pr0n.  It has a place.  This ain't it.
Hrifragtaw it says, "you're a moron."
Pastillon
Glenn buchan
Ryan Cormack
Blair strain
Uncyclopedia:A collection of templates

March 21st

The Cacasian Nut Throw Redirect created from move
Christ's College Blanked by author
Recursive
Dave sheehan  
Marie 
International Keeper of Years
White hole
Southern Hemisphere
"squeegee kids"
The Great Emptyness yeah, it's called Nihilism, and we have it already.
Hamilton
Pastillon
Puke train
Fox Security
Gant Train
Honorable Order of Disgruntled Postal Veterans/peeps
Thea astley
Terry nutkins - he's asking for it to be deleted, but I don't know what an "Asmin" is...
FLCL (pronounced: "furi-kuri") pronounced "crappy"
Wernhout
Mestreech
Dario Argento
This Bloke - a momentary lapse of humour (my own)
Missing Jesus - moved page to better location (soon after creation)
Roy "Chubby" Brown  Gobshite.  User:TD
Arjan Krukkert-Non-notable
Israeli Defense Force Too short and unfunny.
Joni Mitchell
Terry nutkins request

Moved to Russian sister:

Babel:Ru/Звёздные войны
Babel:Ru/IRC (strange, I remember QVFDing these two one ...)
Babel:Ru/Камикадзе
Babel:Ru/Абсурдопедия
Babel:Ru:Невошедшее (recreated...)
Babel:Ru/Коммунизм
Babel:Ru/Бог
Babel:Ru/Ленин, Владимир Ильич
Babel:Ru/Голод
Babel:Ru/Апокалипсис
Babel:Ru/Джордж Буш-младший
Babel:Ru/Россия
Babel:Ru/Смерть
Babel:Ru/Люди
Babel:Ru/Молдова
Babel:Ru/Кот
Babel:Ru/Мордовия
Babel:Ru/Мао Цзэдун

March 20th

Hummelfjell Not funny, just stupid
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Nightcrawler <- Don't click, just delete.
Scarlett Karmels dream victim - This has been deleted and recreated again several times.
Julian
Judo
Tango the hutt
2769
Shan Jasotharan - Slandanity? About 1 hit on google.
CW Colts - Single line of crap
33.53
2658
Relay
Template:英特集
White chocolate MEGA SHIT ALERT!!!!!
Oceanporn What the fuck?  Can we ban this author for this?
Moved to spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Estaciones del año
Babel:Es/Emacs
Babel:Es/Florentino Pérez
Babel:Es/Gazpaxismo
Babel:Es/Mésenller
Haska This shithead has recreated this page... again.  Still vanity, still stupid.

March 19th

2006_Commonwealth_Games - Look, go support your country SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Babel:Zh-hant/檯灣主權隨機論
Boylover - only content is 'sodomy'

taken to Russian Uncyclopedia (kudos to Angstrem)

Babel:Ru/Нециклопедия
Babel:Ru/Сотона
Babel:Ru/Сатана
Babel:Ru/Сралин, Осип Виссарионович
Babel:Ru/Кавай
Babel:Ru/Рай
Babel:Ru/Зелёные человечки

March 18th

moved to spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Biyubi 
Babel:Es/Familia Toledo 
Babel:Es/Latinscrapers 
Babel:Es/El Papa
Babel:Es/Herri Patasuna 
Babel:Es/Latinscrapers 
Babel:Es/Sociolismo  
Babel:Es/Buenrollismo
Babel:Es/Carod-Rovira
Babel:Es/Gótico
Babel:Es/Lucifer
Babel:Es/Primer ser humano
--Rataube 13:39, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
Dessie_Noonan -empty, only edits are from 203.129.43.19
Nintendo only content is "ASS BOOBIES", only edit are from  72.78.44.172
Alacran not funny and has less content than an undictionary entry. Only edit is from 200.109.85.73
Sennik - content is "This family are mother fuckers" and only contributor is Cheekyvincent 
--Sir Velair Wight 18:54, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

It's St. Patty's Day. Where's my Guinness?

Ben folds 
UnNews:Car Flips over during A-team shootout - page moved, typo in title
Evil Toothbrush - I think this one's been deleted a few times before.
P. Orn - no.
Stephanie mcallister - No, this is not livejournal.  Or 3rd period Biology.  or her yearbook
Adult Material - From the guy who brought us P. Orn
Longest Palindrome Ever - No.  It's not uncyclopediaidepolcycnu.  It's "A man, a plan, a canal Panama."
Zach Hall - Vanerty.
Redland school
A Dog
Pimple
Leper Messiah
Syria
Marshall Islands - is this International Bigotry Day or something, or what?
Ancient Egyptians - Dead redirect
Toronto Dominion Bank - Also dead redirect

Double crap! It's the day after the Ides of March!

Moved to spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Andorra total crap, not taking it
Babel:Es/Anónimo
Babel:Es/Apple Computer
Babel:Es/Bakala 
Babel:Es/Bollicado total crap, not taking it
Babel:Es/Bromuro
Babel:Es/Coche
Babel:Es/Copérnico
Babel:Es/Encuestado
Babel:Es/Abu Ghraib total crap, not taking it
Babel:Es/Casharro total crap, not taking it
Babel:Es/Gmail
Babel:Es/Google
Babel:Es/Guarromán total crap, not taking it
Babel:Es/IBeMe total crap, not taking it
Babel:Es/Fútbol 
Babel:Es/Federico Jiménez Losantos
Babel:Es/Gilipollas 
Babel:Es/Hasefroch
Babel:Es/Manuel Fraga
--Rataube 21:47, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB - Something seems familiar, but I can't tell what.
End of all soap - Just a poem.
Quest - Needless stub
Jango Vader - total crap. no content at all, not funny, is a stub, need I say more?

Holy Crap! It's the Ides of March!

The Shitites
Schvienhower
Paula Jacobs
OCOT
NTFS -- If someone can expand on this please do but its one line right now and sucks.
Matti Nyk%C3%A4nen P%C3%A4%C3%A4ministeri
Joe Gobbles -- Just plain gay.

No, that one stays because you are a twonk - David Gerard 23:42, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

IHTFP
Green Cheese
Gary nason
Frank Gao
Evil toothbrush
Dr. Paul Joesph Göbbels
Colosseum
Cheyne
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Alexander Hagen
David Franklin  Gobshite TD
Being shot in the head with a 12-gauge - WHere's Harry Whittington?
Yeltsin - Boris would make a better article after a full bottle of cheap vodka in his system
Aragorn - Que?
26 Things You Don't Wan't to Hear During Surgery - Bad format, potentially stolen? (UPDATE: It is stolen... see this)
50 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate -see above.  The format sucks, and it looks like it's crazy (UPDATE: Also "borrowed".  See this)
One trillion dollar bill - Where's Mr. Burns?
Sexy Beast - Zefer.  Just Zefer.
An article that is just one big link to a completely unrelated article why yes, yes it does.
Jimmy Hendrix - you are thinking of Ozzy Osbourne
Pointillism
Garjunkel - Where's Paul Simon?
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - It's a spork, and it's directly copied from Wikipedia.
Babel:Es/Latinscrapers - moved to spanish sister
CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK leet + viagra = no.

March 14

Moving to spanish sister
Land of your mom  Utter Shit.  Not Funny!  User:TD 15:39, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Es/Tito Paco
Babel:Es/Wakapedia
Babel:Es/Mohammed Chang
Babel:Es/Partido Popular
Babel:Es/Alejandro Sanz
Babel:Es/Portugal
Babel:Es/Reino Hundido de Gran Bretaña e Islandia del Norte
Babel:Es/Timofónica
Babel:Es/Windows Me
Babel:Es/Windows Vista
Babel:Es/Windows XP
Babel:Es/Biblia
Babel:Es/Alemania
Babel:Es/Alemán
--Rataube 11:51, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Ru/Идея
Babel:Ru/Каннабис
Babel:Ru/Невошедшее
Babel:Ru/Зло
Babel:Ru/13
Babel:Ru/10 худших аниме
Babel:Ru/Жопа
Babel:Ru/Кола
Babel:Ru/Онемэ
Babel:Ru/Жизнь

March 13

Babel:Zh-hant/閩南語
Starship Jefferson - Broke redirect pointed to recently deleted U.S.S. Jefferson 
Useless facts - Apparent straight copy from some facts site, doubleplusunfunny.
James_brister - Wasn't this just huft?
Scarlett Karmels dream victim - has been recreated after first deletion from here.
Retarded cheese
湛果夫

Ru:Интернет 
Ru:Оригами 
Ru:Япония 
Ru:Аниме 
Ru:Смысл Жизни 
Ru:Кофе 
Ru:Негр 
Ru:Язык Черномырдина

Broken redirects pointing to the Babel:Ru page. MadMax 06:25, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Can't be deleted by normal means. Request deletion from database by the staff (JasonR is your best bet). --Splaka 06:32, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Will do. Thanks Splaka. MadMax 01:20, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

March 10 plus 3tizzle

Babel:Zh-hant/惡搞王GGJ
Babel:Ja/簡体字
Babel:Zh-hant/簡化字
Russell_Feingold - You forgot one.
Blizzard Entertainment
Gray Fox

March 12th

Penguin of Death - not even enough for the NRV, which i'll remove
Altoids
Kosh
Morrowind - In this article, there is shit.  And more shit.  And utter shit.
Ren_and_Stimpy - It is a good show for little kids.  I would know!
Xbutt - F to the U.
Rey_Mysterio - Nobody cares.
Matthew kershaw
Hoàng Long
Happy happy fun time
Rocksoc
Jigglypuff
Babel:Zh-hant/黃兄貴
PKer mode - 1 line. Of javascript code.
Buzz Aldron - You mean aldrin? Already got one.
月球
Babel:Zh-hant/中文
Pimp my cow - Object - this has some potential - I think it deserves a chance at 
 NRV. Guinness2702 23:26, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
앙드레 김 한국어
대한민국
わや
This article is funny and not just stupid
European Butter Mountain
Pete Best
Rabies - Goody, it's just a Wilde quote.
The Magical Land of OZ - Australia!
FreePlay - Oh, I will mess with you.
EriCKY - From the people who brought you FreePlay, this time featuring Hall And Oates lyrics
Bermuda Triangle Hoagie Squeeze - fd.  yes, fd.
Jing Jie - Something about dying... possibly vanity, but it was hard to read.

March 11th

Synaesthesia - MTU
Burnsauce
Babel:Zh-hant/香港人列表 (偽基版)
As a child he ate himself - good potential band name, bad article.
Dana bobbit - Vanity, and insulting vanity at that
Mark F Shepherd - Good to see you Mark, but I don't care.
DVDA (sex) - uh... yeah, ok.  whatever.
Canibal - He's Brazilian, and supposedly, he will fuck you up.
Bruce Wayne direct spork from WP [1]

March 10th

Lord_Of_The_Rings - Wow, a gay joke.  That's never been done before.
Metrosexuals - I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this crap anymore.
Makkara - sucks
Daughter - sucks
Mr_mahood - Ugly as hell, and shitty too.
Elmira - I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and huff you to death!
Babel:Ru/Смысл Жизни - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Оригами - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Буддизм - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Орден Октябрьской Звезды - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Золотое кольцо России - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Гиббон - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Кофе - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Гарри Поттер - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Миротворцы - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Заговор маршруточников - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Перевод - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Николай II - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Маргарет Тэтчер - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Железный, Феликс Эдмундович - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Клеопатра VII - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Разбовники - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Гитлер, Адольф Алоизович - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Бунин, Иван Алексеевич - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Язык Черномырдина - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Негр - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Брюс Ли - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Джавохурлал Неро - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Пиво - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Колумб, Христофор Бонифатьевич - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Америка - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Ru/Хермания - taken (kudos to User:Comrade Che)
Babel:Zh-hant/妓女比共產黨偉大光榮正確的六十四個理由 - Decision of Ryoske
John_Robinson - VANITY
"january 30" - WRONG PLACE, IDIOT
Peter_Shepherd - YOU SUCK WORSE THAN MOST LIBELVANDALS, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
YMCI - SLANDANITY AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND NO FUCKING REDEEMING VALUE
The_commander_in_chimp - SUCKS LEET ASS
Aerith_Gainsborough - TITLE LONGER THAN ARTICLE
Lan_Hikari - REPEAT AND FACTZORZ
Andrei_Samodov - VANITY
Lan_hikari - FACTZORS
:Category:朝鮮(北韓)
:Category:韓國(南韓)
Pants theorem
William Bergesch - supposedly some WWII buff or something.
Ted President - supposedly rules the world
User talk:Scones redirect
Why the Sea is Green - good to hear.
John Robinson - Vanity, and also bad picture formatting.
Sonnenallee - A street in Berlin, or a book, or something.
Dysentery - Something involving diarrhea, Stephen Colbert, and the year 1432.
Robert pheasant - either vanity, or stupid, or probably both.

March 9th

Mermaids
Lord Wellington
Lisa Simpson
I.Q.
Hamilton
Eating Seafood
Gamer's History in Games
Ninjae Crap now, unnecessary rediredt before. 
Bobby burns -- one line, vanity, crap, self-sucker.
Aardvarks -- one line, sucks
Antichristmas -- one line, sucks
What is this
1000500900
Del.icio.us
Better dead than red
Gamer's History in Games
Turtle ted
Robin Howard
Andrew mcneill
Ovechkin
Stephen Dengel
Old Mexico
Blink- 182 
Aardvarks
God Hates Emo
Bob Stoops
Patriot Guard
Emo Phelps
Matthew Greve
Norman, Oklahoma
Oklahoma State University
Owning noob
Dr. Ferreira
Tusk
Vandalize this page
Ashvin Rai
Antichristmas - One unfunny sentence.
Hamilton
345562
345563
JohnCheese crap to begin with, vandalized crap now
Brad dunnigan
Alex Wellen
Chewy
Lord Wellington
The most important philosophical works ever
Brit Awards
Steve price

Madness 8th

PlayStation 2
PlayStation 3 useless redirect pages, clutter
Babel:Ru/Гейтс, Билли taken
Babel:Ru/Аниме taken
Babel:Ru/Наполеон Буонапарте taken
Babel:Ru/Интернет taken
Babel:Ru/Демократия taken
Babel:Ru/Япония Already transferred to Russian Uncyclopedia.
Adult_Diaper - Delete it.
Next-Gen Gaming- was trash. Got deleted. Got made again.
Frank_Delima - Non-notable comedian, and sucks anyway.
I Can't Believe It's Not A Hyperlink - horrible. an NRV warning couldn't even begin to make it better.
Babel:Es/Gallifante taken to spanish sister
Floccinaucinihilipilification - Complete crap. Not even VFD worthy. Joe
Ashlee Lawton - Non-notable person, slanvanity. --Sir Velair Wight 22:08, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
Moving to spanish sister:
Babel:Es/Sir Teddy Bautista. Think it was moved, killed and recreated
Babel:Es/Llorshtaun
Babel:Es/Gallifante
Babel:Es/Agua
Babel:Es/Alcohol
Babel:Es/Caballeros del Zodiaco
Babel:Es/Catalán
Babel:Es/Email
Babel:Es/Emilio
Babel:Es/Iglesia Católica
Babel:Es/Kriptonita
Babel:Es/Tabla periódica
Babel:Es/País Vasco
Babel:Es/Pokémon
Babel:Es/Francisco Franco
Babel:Es/Sol
Babel:Es/Ñ
Babel:Es/Star Wars
Babel:Es/Santa Inquisición
Babel:Es/Ordenador
Babel:Es/Galicia
Babel:Es/Resaca
--Rataube 22:59, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Larch 7th

Queen christina
Page_78690 - has lost the game
黃興桂
朱宏基
朱宏基 winkin
Template:위키백과
Template:構造中
Babel:Ja/大東亞共榮圈 (Japanese translation of "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere", English
 version already deleted due to lack of quality.)--Ryoske 20:59, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Chocology TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:44, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Heaven Mark 2 TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 20:01, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Popple TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 19:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Cyborg Kai TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Kaitaro TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Dark Kai TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 14:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
- these have been moved to regular VFD.

March 6th

Talk:Run_like_hell -Just had a really old comment of mine on it.
Template:Zh-hant/關注焦點@首頁
Template talk:Zh-hant/Itn
Miniature
Trevor Lambert-Lee - VANITY TO THE XTREME!
Leonard Nimoy Typecasting Disease
:Category:首頁
Template:Featurepic
Template:February10日
Template:February11日
Template:February14日
Template:Itn
Template:Zh-hant/Itn
Template:Zh-hant/季節話題@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/新聞動態@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/February10@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/February11@首頁
Template:Zh-hant/February14@首頁
Template:SeasonHome
Template:Toptss
Hangar 18
Mr. Hat
Babel:Es/Europa taken to spanish sister--Rataube 10:11, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

March 5th

QuoteUnquote:Quotes in Ganstaspeak - Misspelling, unnec. redirect
Chunteros moved to spanish sister
Babel:Es/Chuntero  moved to spanish sister
Aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish)
Dialecto aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish)
Dialecto Aragonés (Please delete, name in spanish)
Aragonese
Cleaning more spanish content--Rataube 23:35, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
Babel:Es/David Bustamantenot taking it
Babel:Es/Mr Bean not taking this crap
Babel:Es/System of a Down taken
Babel:Es/Visual Basic crap
Babel:Es/SGAE taken  Please note that this article will stay (see article itself)
Babel:Es/Cani taken
Babel:Es/Estudiante de informática taken
Babel:Es/Cthulhu taken
Babel:es/Aragón moved to spanish sister
Tante Emma Laden
Babel:Zh-hant/法輪功
Template:Zh-hant/維基百科
Template talk:Zh-hant/維基百科
Template:Zh-hant/維基par

Why are these still alive?--Rataube 15:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
 Babel:Es/Charnego not taking it
Caca taken
Babel:Es/Shile taken
Babel:Es/Citas Bolivarianas not taking it
Babel:Es/Condóntaken
Babel:Es/Juan Perez not taking it
Babel:Es/LOLO crap
Babel:Es/teletubbies one line
Babel:Es/genesis crap
Babel:Es/Traducción not taking it
Babel:Es/Rey Arturo crap
Babel:Es/Ctrl-C Ctrl-V taken
Babel:Es/Dominar el mundo taken
Babel:Es/Uncyclopedia not taking it
Babel:Es/McGyver taken
Babel:Es/Jesús de Nazaret taken
Babel:Es/Jesús taken
Babel:Es/Internet taken
Babel:Es/Bill Gates taken
Babel:Es/Bin Laden taken
Babel:Es/África taken
Babel:Es/Albert Einstein taken
all moved to spanish sister, or not worthy of existence--Rataube 15:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)