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October 31: It's candy time!
The Bad Boys Club (season 1) - NOT FUNNY I'm going to beat your daughter senseless if you don't pay this ransom. First we'll cut off her fingers, one by one. Then her toes. We'll dig out her eyes with her own fingers, then stuff them down her throat. Your penis Bublin Animash Dodgeball Massacre of 1332 Sms Category:People who are old Undictionary:®ån∂oµ †¥πing Undictionary:Cha-Cha-Cha Miner Sixty-Niner User:Shabidoo/UnNews:Bad things have happened recently
October 30: Riding a horse backwards SACK FULL OF WET COCKS Vandalism goes below.
RoboCop/FAQ RoboCop/Troubleshooting RoboCop/Credits - All three became just, RoboCop --Nikau 01:18, October 31, 2011 (UTC) Schmanakle User:Djwattsy101/2011 Formula One Season - deleted before as it was a sock magnet, needs to be create protected. Nick Swardson - Meh. Portal 2 James Barr - ??????????????????????????????
October 29th - "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Doucha Richmond CrieffList of Internet phenomena - got vfded, should be deleted- Please not this was created by a sysop. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) European Qualification of the 2006 Bloodbath World cup - Salt this shit ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ User:Simsilikesims/Unscripts:Access Denied Error (redirect) (delete) Cyrus john Politics and Government User talk:Jeackyxee1987 - Spam Talk:Transportation Security Administration estimates - A shameless whoring of some fucking handbagsUser talk:MrΝ9000 - Vigilance. (This is not really MrN9000, it uses a greek N or something)I can welcome my own sockpuppets, darnit! 02:25, 29 October 2011 File:Sexy lawn mower.jpg
October 28th - So I'm lookin' at him like: "You prick, cock sucker. Who's the one, that hadda wine and dine dis fuckin' DUNCE. I'm not even in the front door and you're eatin' the bitch!"
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October 27th - I'll tell ya a little story, alright? I'm comin' home with this...DISH-RAG WHORE the other night. And I'm not even in the front door, and my DOG is humpin' her leg and he's got his face in her snatch!
User:EpicAwesomeness/Jim Carrey (redirect) (delete) Dandenong high school Jim Carrey (redirect) (delete) About to move my PLS entry to mainspace (finally remembered) and this little fucker's blocking the door. Category:26 October 2011 Category:25 October 2011 Category:24 October 2011 Category:23 October 2011 Category:22 October 2011 Dick yogurtHalo- Read the QVFD rules very very carefully. This isn't blatantly crappy, it isn't one or two lines long. It shouldn't be added here. --ChiefjusticeWii 09:48, October 27, 2011 (UTC) Sandwitch
October 26th - No.
Cum Bucket - Almost 1988 Michael Carbery - I saw this guy in the woods today
October 25th - I'll beeeee callin' you back, in an hour, BACK, get it?!
Venix Andybigfeet Gomeriaanse griep Le coup du spaghetti User:Pikalovr - Cyberbullying. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Colin sidley
October 24: PONIES!!!!!
Enemy numbers Allison Harvard - Cute User talk:TheSlyFox/Navi - Don't really need this. Kerser - vanity
October 23rd - I'm a Kitty
Forum:I will kill your fucking users - ............................. Mertesacker
October 22nd - LARGE COCKS
Joe is homo Cara Douglas BASE Jumping Knuckles the Echidna Bum crack - ................ Dagedar codes Dagedar Bumcrack Game:On the Run/Look at robber
October 21st - For some reason, all the dolls got the same name "Judy". You ever get a blowjob by a plastic doll? And then you POP her.
File:Apple with bite.gif Harold Straddlebeamer ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ User talk:Shabidoo/Door handle - since I'm moving it out of userspace, it will create an orphaned talkpage. File:Muammar_Gaddafi_plays_chess.jpg - A History of Failure Category:18 October 2011 Category:17 October 2011 Boolean logic User:83.134.118.209 Asteroids (redirect) (delete) Asteriod (redirect) (delete) Boolean logic Gerber DeLeon-Perez
October 20th - She spread eagle, I pinned her legs behind her head like Bugs fuckin' Bunny and plowed away.
Π Category:Billy Ray Roger hodgson JasonScolaro GIF Image - not funny now, won't be funny tomorrow, it'll never be funny User:Sloublues/The Socks - just a redirect now ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ Italic Bold Southern Drawl Summer Holidays Rahat khan FLAMMABLE LICKS ASSHOLES FOR CASH Black Friday UnScripts:Speed Un:Revenge of the prolific writer Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claudia Liebner - ???????????????????????? World of tanks
October October 19th: ...
Miami Dolphins GwynnJohn Key - ChiefJusticeDS had deleted this article 2 times already. It Fails QA. Essex - Recreated deleted content. Jodee blanco - Abuse of WIP tag. There are no links anywhere.Tzatziki User:Nikau/Intercontinental ballisti (redirect) (delete) Johann picard - Recreated deleted material File:Niggerjoes.jpg
October 18th is the date. Not October 17th, nor October 19th. Tis October 18th.
Skull of hands Cuckoldfart Pardeep Tickling
October 17th - I hate Mondays.
Impa Torin Torin Hyland Suarez Homeslice David vardy - Lovely. Category:13 October 2011 Category:10 October 2011 Category:9 October 2011 Category:7 October 2011 Category:5 October 2011 Category:4 October 2011 Category:1 October 2011 Undictionary:Hoosier Daddy Parkway drive
October 16th - In before Roman Dog Bird
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October 15th - Do you know how many chicks Christopher Columbus fucked when he got here? You know how he GOT HERE, but you don't know the good shit!
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October 14 - All hail the new poopsmith!
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October 13th - WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET SOME O' DAT D'ERE, TI-BET, FOOD????
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October 12th - I fuck people who play golf.
Hot Air Balloons Writemail Michael Rosen We Are Not A Gang (Really)
October 11th - Well, I, uhhh, subsequently have pebbles in my ass.
File:Grammar Nazi Logo.jpg it's old; new version at File:Grammarnazilogo.png UnDebate:is sociopathy a societal conspiracy theory Zmajolike kokoši - I thought this was the English Uncyc... Billy Smith - vanity Hero factory The Great Redneck Revolution - ...
October 10th - I could go for a nice shit pie, and wash it down with a chocolate shit shake.
Made in Chelsea - It's pants. Tajikistan Arpad Gaal Arpad gaal Shortland Street - The date headers are becoming weirder by the day :S
October 9th - You ever eat a chick with a mesquite flavored pussy?
File:Funeral.png kill the old version please Haven't seen for a while and I tell him touching o Category talk:Atheism - ????????????????????????????????? Perf (redirect) (delete) Dhaka - I, again found more deleted content recreated. So don't ban for doing this. International Dress Like a Douchebag Day Bugs Bunny - Recreated deleted conetent again. L.O.L. Rawiri Kapa-Hakeney User talk:Titinizaijianmasarap - Permabanned for uploading Child Porn Talk:Please delete this page - ZB forgot to delete this. So I added it here. The Nerd king
October 8th - My new fantasy: I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick.
Teenage induction File:264326 159805584093352 100001917338253 354316 7287602 n.jpg - Nude children. Ban this freak. Shadowjam Jamol jns Zaijian jaranilla Beslan Circus - Normally someone would put an ICU tag on this but making fun of a hostage situation and lacking any sort of humor whatsoever just seems wrong Near BMW - More shit that keeps being recreated from an expired tag. PLEASE PROTECT IT Lamborghini User:Teh Sheep Meep - no
October 7th - Bette Midler shits Yodels, nobody believes me.
Chavland Tarp Frank Gehry - what the - Attempt to offer some information into how to purc - O-M-G Gsdes whoops Game:Run Your Own Store Bill Windows RIT - Copy of article deleted because of expired tag. Boomhaur Erectile disfunction User:Nikau/UnNews:President Obama 'hopeful' to avoid double-dip supernova - mainspaced.
October 6th - My new chick works at Pizza Hut. Maybe later I'll stop and smell her pussy.
User:Xamralco/HowTo:Spell Potato - Author request -- 00:24, October 7, 2011 (UTC) 2011 Formula One Season Makes no sense (redirect) (delete) - Vigilance. Laurence Hayward
October 5th - Boy, I'd love to fuck ya in the cunt, mouth and asshole
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October 4th - Every zombie nightmare I have, I'm naked at a hockey game!
Alphonso Von Clockstein User:ExiledNonciclopedia/sandbox HowTo:Write in annoying bold red text and piss everyone off Les Paul Padraig Keating LSU Arkansas razorbacks Minecraft pig Types of geeks - Forget about the ICU, it was written by a guy who created much of the above pages Eternal Rage Minecraft cow Jack Wilshere Stab Infosys October 3rdDistaster Movies- ICU
October 3: This statement is false
User:Xamralco/Schist - Author request -- 23:10, October 3, 2011 (UTC) User:Xamralco/HowTo:Be unfunny - Author request -- 22:59, October 3, 2011 (UTC) Dawg European Union User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Snowboard - Won't need it anymore, although you may like the pic that's on there. Alan feehely Everton Football Club Fans - I'd like to say this is recreated crap, but they didn't even bother to copypasta it... Battlefield bad company 2 User:Sog1970/Bez (redirect) (delete) User:Steven55 Snokoplasm Bad Boys Club - another recreate User:Frosty/IP - Vigilance. User:Frosty/Anuswax - Doing a userspace cleanup. I don't wish to be associated with this any longer. User:Frosty/Random Establishment - Vigilance. User:Frosty/Random Username - Vigilance. User:Frosty/random story - Vigilance. Talk:Moldova - wtf
October 2: I'm a rubber chicken
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October 1: Albert Einstein, I've always loved you.
Talk:Moldova - poop poop pooop Nina Hartley - poop Birmingham v Reading: FA Cup final 2006 - no Quota Cheddar - Hahahaha!!! OMG!!! Roofies Talk:Roofies House of Anubis North Korea is Best Korea! Ringleader Real-Time Strategy William ShatHisPants Sidharth johar - Blatent vanity File:Blue Balls go bye bye.gif HowTo:Form a Progressive Rock Band