Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/lookright

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To your right, you see pasta on the shelves. This isn't too surprising. What was surprising was when you told Morpheus that you needed "Pasta. Lots of pasta", two endless shelves of pasta suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Carefully selecting only the finest of vermicelli, you nod, indicating that this will do nicely. Entering the phone booth, you request an exit, and are quickly on your way to the fifth annual inter-matrix cook-off.

*** You've found the spoon ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!