Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/fillbooth

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You can't help but join your fellow MIT students in a fit of giggles. Nobody really knows why Professor Lupin "Wolf" Madblood had this phone booth installed here, in the middle of the first on-campus supermarket in MIT's history. What you do know, however, thanks to your careful measurements and the clever geometry skills of Misty, the girl looking at you with an admiring smile on her face, is that, assuming an optimal distribution, no more than 65,890 marbles will fit inside the phone booth. And that Professor Madblood walks by every day.

Slowly and quietly, so as to not attract the attention of campus security, you pour bag after bag of marbles, handed to you by Misty, into the phone booth from the top. Going on Mandy's suggestion, you even remembered to put a few marbles in the coin return slot, just for that added bit of flair. Mandy and Mark stand guard around the booth to make sure nobody's looking. Your video camera sits on a space across the aisle, recording the entire event for the website later.

It takes about an hour of careful marble-pouring, but in the end, the phone booth is filled from bottom to top with marbles, held in place by the folding door, which you know won't be able to open due to all the marbles blocking it. Sure, they didn't fit an optimal distribution, but with very few extra marbles left over, you can all make a much quicker getaway, ready to get up early tomorrow to see old Professor Madblood's reaction.

This is gonna be great.

*** You are easily amused ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!