Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/Double super-secret option!

Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle

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This was a little more secret for you, huh?


All right, let me get to my point:


There is only one way in which you can win this game.


Have you found it?


Now, ask yourself carefully: would Uncyclopedia, a site known for its nihilistic and oftentimes out-there humour, really put this page here so you could win?


Ask yourself carefully, and choose your answer:

• Faint
• Yes
• No
• Maybe
• I don't know! Stop pressuring me!
• Can you repeat the question?

Choose wisely, my friend, and good luck.