Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/Double super-secret option!/no

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So, your inherent nihilism has kicked in, has it?

Well, perhaps if you hadn't doubted for one moment, you wouldn't be seeing this on your screen:

*** You've Lost!!! ***

Have a wonderful night, you doubting schmuck...

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!