Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/meteo

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You decide to call for Tellah to cast Meteo.

You realize that it is the most powerful Black Magic spell that Tellah knows, it must be enough to defeat him. And just like a bad video game plot development, Tellah comes and casts Meteo, to avenge his dead daughter.

It hits Golbez, but doesn't even scratch him. Plus Tellah died, so basically you did all that for nothing, and it just pisses Golbez off even more, so your basically screwed because you forgot to heal your party, and forgot to stock up on Potions. Don't you remember anything from Final Fantasy at all?

Golbez then proceeds to brainwash you, and then makes you punch yourself in whatever gender-specific weak-point you have until you die. Too bad Cecil wasn't there to save you...

*** You Spoony Bard! ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!