Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/usephone2

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You dial "666-666-6666" on the phone booth, and shove a coin in.

You hear a ringing noise, then:

"Hell, how may I help you?"

"What have I called?"

"Hell. I just said. What do you expect when you dial "666-666-6666" in an Uncyclopedia game?"

"Oh, thanks. I thought you said hello. What can I do while I'm phoning Hell?"

"Well, I can put you through to Satan, or Leviathan, and Death works here part-time. Unfortunately, Death isn't here today."

"Why isn't death here?"

"He's out harvesting souls."


"I can give you the next person on Death's list. Ah, yes, Death is about to harvest the soul of someone who is currently using a phone booth in an aisle."

"Well, that's odd, because I'm using a phone booth in an ai-"

*** Your soul is harvested ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!