Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/talkbooth

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Making sure nobody's looking, you lean into the phone booth and whisper, "Agent 13! Is that you?"

The phone inside the booth flips to the side, revealing Agent 13's face, the remainder of him hidden in the shelf behind the booth. "What took you so long, 86?"

You're taken a bit by surprise by 13's attitude. "You sound a bit upset."

"Do you have any idea what I've had to put up with in this getup? I just had this woman calling information, trying to get through to her boyfriend back in Montana, for two hours!"

"Why didn't you just transfer her to the operator?"

Agent 13 looks a bit sheepish, indicating the phone booth with his facial motions. "Well, I am the operator."

Further up the aisle making sure the coast is clear, 99 snaps at you, "Max! We don't have much time!"

"Oh. 13, what have you heard about KAOS's plan to destroy the Ambassador Bridge?"

To cut to the chase, KAOS has had plans to destroy the Ambassador Bridge, the most ornamental pathway to Canada, in an attempt to destabilize American-Canadian relations. Thanks to 13's information, you and 99 know where the bomb is coming from and you have just enough time to stop it. It'll all be in a day's work for CONTROL's star agents, but you realize you'll be in extreme danger every minute.

*** And loving it ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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