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 The Abyss Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> The Abyss_

Now it is the beginning of a fantastic story! Let us make a journey to the cave of monsters! Good luck!


An Unfocom Production

Version 75. Serial number: 1NV4L1D. Licensed to: God (

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> look

You are at the entrance to an Abyss. As you look into the Abyss, you come to the unnerving conclusion that in Soviet Russia, Abyss looks into you.

> enter abyss

You have entered a dark, smelly abyss. You are more than likely to be eaten by a Shadow Grue. The door shuts behind you.

> inventory

You are armed with only a mop and your wit. Oh, and a torch.

  • Examine Shadow grue
  • Throw torch at grue
  • Light torch
  • Leave