Game:Digital Fortune Cookie

Ahh... the fortune cookie- the traditional bearer of wisdom from the far east, translated by the wisest Asian hands onto tiny slips of paper for rest of the non-Asian world. Enjoy your fortune cookie, and be sure to open your cookie before you eat it.

For extra fun, try adding "in bed" at the end of your fortune!
For extra, extra fun, try adding "except in bed" to the end of your fortune!

Crack open a cookie You know you want to

By the way... all of these were on actual fortune cookies. Archive 1, Archive 2, Archive 3

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