Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a insulting turquoise. Once in this room you notice tequila stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the purple stench of a long-legged short-legged cross-eyed knock-kneed bow-legged sailor. This room is rudely lit. There is white wine all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping white wine.
There are gibbon feet and feet floating in a formaldehyde-filled cauldron by the lovely fireplace.
You see one raven perched in the freezing unreliable chandelier, and you wonder how the Now, now it got up there.
There are snail toenails and toenails floating in a white wine-filled cauldron by the sexy fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Alexander the Great fan wrote that?
You also notice mandrill claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cream pie.
Cakesniffer, quit playing with that incredible ten-foot pole. It probably belongs to Your Mom. Pick a door and let's go already.