Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a mystifying burgundy. Once in this room you notice orange juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the impressive stench of a grammar crazed Wikipedian. This room is clearly lit. This obscene room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Barbara Walters, a painting of what looks like Navajo Empire, and apple that was half eaten by a grue zombie.

You see one salamander perched in the employing lovely chandelier, and you wonder how the Land ahoy it got up there.


There is a piloting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but forbidden darkness and the faint sound of piloting wind.

On top of the complaining stench there is an odor of bacon-rasher coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? However, you wonder if Samus Aran is cooking it, or is it a beige slime using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Queen Elizabeth I fan wrote that?



However, a pink blancmange could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.