Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a blessing purple. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the uncivilized stench of a Vareen. This room is rhythmically lit. This boring room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Timmy Turner, a painting of what looks like a gay bar, and dumpling that was half eaten by a yshdntpshxshck (pronounced testicles).

You see one aardvark perched in the lolling yellow chandelier, and you wonder how the Eureka it got up there.


Yikes, that Lizardfolk would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that whale. You watch endlessly as both depart endlessly through a small crack in the floor.

Yikes, that Malboro would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that polar bear. You watch nervously as both depart nervously through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Steve Austin fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Nathrezim would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ocelot. You watch endlessly as both depart endlessly through a small crack in the floor.

Absolutely not, take your time in here I am sure there are no smooth criminals about.