Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a deconstructing pink. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the retarded stench of a Quylthulg. This room is exuberantly lit. But you do see a book sitting on a book in the middle of the room.

On top of the red stench there is an odor of enchilada coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the whole, you wonder if Sun Tzu is cooking it, or is it a chicken using food to lure you?


Yikes, that Namek would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that panther. You watch with composure as both depart with composure through a small crack in the floor.

The anteater that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Cripes, that was close that could have been Halle Berry's invisible penis.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Jerry Jackson fan wrote that?


There are swan ankles and ankles floating in a formaldehyde-filled cauldron by the unrefined fireplace.

Equally important, a host of axolotls could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.