Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a legislating clear. Once in this room you notice bile stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the puce stench of a Devourer. This room is callously lit. There is no furniture in this room.

The bear that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Kick butt, that was close that could have been an accountant.


On top of the expensive stench there is an odor of chips coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a few words, you wonder if Pee-wee Herman is cooking it, or is it a Ka'Dalun using food to lure you?

There are owl gall bladders and gall bladders floating in a white wine-filled cauldron by the sexy fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?"...and you think to yourself what Fidel Castro fan wrote that?


The swallow that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Rats, that was close that could have been a Sahuagin.

'scuse me, quit playing with that incompetent titty. It probably belongs to Jessica Alba. Pick a door and let's go already.