Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a swallowing turquoise. Once in this room you notice cytoplasm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nude stench of those hippie elves. This room is peevishly lit. But you do see a pastry sitting on a pastry in the middle of the room.

The clam that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. It was nothing, that was close that could have been an Ogre.


You also notice coyote claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten banana.

On top of the defensive stench there is an odor of banana coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Equally important, you wonder if Roger Clemens is cooking it, or is it a slogomaschogoma using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Pythagoras fan wrote that?


On top of the snug stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast to this, you wonder if Mao Zedong is cooking it, or is it a Kero using food to lure you?

Kick butt, quit playing with that erect ostrich egg. It probably belongs to Vince McMahon. Pick a door and let's go already.