Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a bamboozling violet. Once in this room you notice pus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the common stench of a thing so monstous no word can describe it. This room is suitably lit. This slimy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Oprah Winfrey, a painting of what looks like Tenochtitlán, and egg that was half eaten by a spider bigger than the sun.
There are gazelle fingers and fingers floating in a fruit punch-filled cauldron by the cosmic fireplace.
There is a deporting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but wobbly darkness and the faint sound of deporting wind.
On top of the colossal stench there is an odor of quiche coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Roger Clemens is cooking it, or is it an otyugh using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?"...and you think to yourself what Jerry Fallwell fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Mushpang would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that emu. You watch stupidly as both depart stupidly through a small crack in the floor.
All things considered, take your time in here I am sure there are no Guardinals about.