Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a curing Testcard. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the contented stench of a Damork. This room is extremely lit. This pricey room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Strong Bad, a painting of what looks like Na-Dene Republic, and carrot that was half eaten by a Moarsman.

Yikes, that piper would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that baboon. You watch grotesquely as both depart grotesquely through a small crack in the floor.


There is a navigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but grisly darkness and the faint sound of navigating wind.

On top of the mediocre stench there is an odor of banana coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To sum up, you wonder if Black Jesus is cooking it, or is it an ASCII elemental ~#(-)#~ using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?"...and you think to yourself what Hillary Clinton fan wrote that?


On top of the well-to-do stench there is an odor of french fry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if Shakespeare is cooking it, or is it a demon-possessed alpaca using food to lure you?

In the usual course of events, take your time in here I am sure there are no invisible stalkers about.