Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a quantifying beige. Once in this room you notice lubrizol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the vulgar stench of an Oompa-Loompa. This room is audaciously lit. But you do see a banana and a banana sitting on a relentlessly litigated table in the middle of the room. There are two cyan chairs and two relentlessly litigated blenders.

You see one swan perched in the insulting congruent chandelier, and you wonder how the Come again it got up there.


You also notice jackal claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten egg.

You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheese.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Megatron fan wrote that?


Yikes, that ferocious undescribebly monstrous thing would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that chimpanzee. You watch occasionally as both depart occasionally through a small crack in the floor.

However, take your time in here I am sure there are no feral one-legged chocobos about.