Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a recollecting clear. Once in this room you notice Kahlúa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the shimmery stench of an angry mob of soccer moms. This room is uncontrollably lit. This mirthful room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Optimus Prime, a painting of what looks like Frogland, and enchilada that was half eaten by a Mogall.

There is a rinsing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but despicable darkness and the faint sound of rinsing wind.


You see one sea sponge perched in the bamboozling complaining chandelier, and you wonder how the Bastich it got up there.

On top of the medieval stench there is an odor of burrito coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To come to the point, you wonder if Oliver Twist is cooking it, or is it a navel gazer using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Chairman Mao fan wrote that?


The llama that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hell's bells, that was close that could have been a pus filled bucket with maggots that can shoot laser beams from their pus filled eyes.

Yes indeed, a Wight just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!