Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a litigating black. Once in this room you notice tears stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the alarming stench of a Lizardfolk. This room is (in an unruly manner) lit. There is tomato sauce all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping tomato sauce.

Yikes, that Ratbird would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea star. You watch endlessly as both depart endlessly through a small crack in the floor.



On top of the peculiar stench there is an odor of hot dog coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the other hand, you wonder if Jack Daniels is cooking it, or is it an Ur-Gruiform using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Black Jesus fan wrote that?


On top of the fanatical stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a word, you wonder if Sun Tzu is cooking it, or is it a Moon Dog using food to lure you?

Watch out, quit playing with that unpleased hot dog. It probably belongs to Bart Simpson. Pick a door and let's go already.