Game:HyperSquare

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search


Forward
Left Right
Backward



The color of the walls are a recollecting Testcard. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sexy stench of a Bulette. This room is apathetically lit. This enormous room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Dracula, a painting of what looks like Kentucky, and liver and onions that was half eaten by an Assassin vine.

You see one otter perched in the piloting booming chandelier, and you wonder how the Ouch it got up there.


On top of the posh stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After a long wait, you wonder if Crom is cooking it, or is it a Mud Puppy using food to lure you?

You also notice pigeon claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten dumpling.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"...and you think to yourself what Ash Ketchum fan wrote that?


The rabbit that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Close, but no cigar, that was close that could have been a drunken Captain Obvious.

More than ever, a Baby Weasel could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.