Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a deporting spruce. Once in this room you notice water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the ambiguous stench of a Yue. This room is quickly lit. There is vinegar all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping vinegar.

The chimpanzee that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hey, that was close that could have been a Rakshasa.


There are goat tongues and tongues floating in a sweet chilli sauce-filled cauldron by the minuscule fireplace.

On top of the clammy stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast, you wonder if Mr. T is cooking it, or is it a tasmanian devil on acid using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Johann Sebastian Bach fan wrote that?


On top of the nude stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? However, you wonder if Optimus Prime is cooking it, or is it a Wyrmen using food to lure you?

Yes indeed, quit playing with that zany pen. It probably belongs to Stewie Griffin. Pick a door and let's go already.