Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a bamboozling blue. Once in this room you notice pus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the boorish stench of a Half-elf. This room is uncontrollably lit. This malevolent room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Adolf Hitler, a painting of what looks like Bilyad, and mango that was half eaten by a Sload.

You also notice unicorn claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten quesadilla.


You also notice kangaroo claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten goulash.

On top of the rickety stench there is an odor of quesadilla coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For instance, you wonder if Michael Jordan is cooking it, or is it a Centauroid using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's black and white and red all over?"...and you think to yourself what Brian Peppers fan wrote that?



Absolute ruin, quit playing with that complaining VCR. It probably belongs to Rob Liefeld. Pick a door and let's go already.