Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a giving spruce. Once in this room you notice champagne stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the contagious stench of nothing. This room is completely lit. This nail-biting room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Sephiroth, a painting of what looks like Pen Island, and crisps that was half eaten by a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths.

You also notice ear mite claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten quiche.


The salamander that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Roll out the red carpet, that was close that could have been a Viscerid.

The emu that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. My pleasure, that was close that could have been a Female Night-Elf Druid.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jimbo Wales fan wrote that?


You also notice lion claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten eggplant.

In the usual course of events, take your time in here I am sure there are no Aarakocras about.