Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a insulting puce. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the moribund stench of a colony of umpire ants. This room is 100% lit. There is no furniture in this room.

You also notice sea cucumber claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten carrot.


There are beetle spleens and spleens floating in a coke-filled cauldron by the offensive fireplace.

The spider that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. For Pete's sake, that was close that could have been a Hammer Beast.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Cloud Strife fan wrote that?


There is a swallowing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but sensual darkness and the faint sound of swallowing wind.

No problem, quit playing with that mundane bazooka. It probably belongs to Sean Connery. Pick a door and let's go already.