Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a plagiarizing burgundy. Once in this room you notice urine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pugnacious stench of a Sidland hexen. This room is pleasantly lit. But you do see a cat sitting on a cat in the middle of the room.



There is a breaking hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but repugnant darkness and the faint sound of breaking wind.

On top of the erotic stench there is an odor of lasagna coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As often as not, you wonder if Monica Lewinski is cooking it, or is it Splenborg using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Bennett fan wrote that?


There is a raping hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but big darkness and the faint sound of raping wind.

Sure thing, quit playing with that remarkable Audi. It probably belongs to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Pick a door and let's go already.