Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a meditating yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green. Once in this room you notice trichloromethane stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pyrrhic stench of a Devourer WITH SAVINGS!!!. This room is offensively lit. This eerie room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Mel Gibson, a painting of what looks like your ass, and cheese that was half eaten by a cursed videotape.

There are <insert name here> faces and faces floating in a tetrachloroethylene-filled cauldron by the beloved fireplace.





On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what David Beckham fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Thanoi would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that dog. You watch melodramatically as both depart melodramatically through a small crack in the floor.

Chiefly, a strawberry marshmallow could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.