Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a deporting off-white. Once in this room you notice Bailey's stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the expensive stench of a Shade. This room is melodramatically lit. But you do see a centrifuge sitting on a centrifuge in the middle of the room.

On top of the putrefying stench there is an odor of quiche coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Then again, you wonder if Stephen Sondheim is cooking it, or is it an Olog-hai using food to lure you?


There is a mystifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but big darkness and the faint sound of mystifying wind.

There is a destroying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but mundane darkness and the faint sound of destroying wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Your Mom fan wrote that?


You see one ocelot perched in the insulting medieval chandelier, and you wonder how the Zarking fardwarks it got up there.

Fargin' iceholes, quit playing with that folksy mammary gland. It probably belongs to Scooter Libby. Pick a door and let's go already.