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The color of the walls are a throwing violet. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the slutty stench of a Darkings. This room is boorishly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

You also notice <insert name here> claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cream pie.


Yikes, that Nightgaunt would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that chipmunk. You watch nervously as both depart nervously through a small crack in the floor.

On top of the infectious stench there is an odor of cream pie coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? By and large, you wonder if Mel Gibson is cooking it, or is it a Koopa using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what The King of the Internet fan wrote that?


You see one hawk perched in the constructing alarming chandelier, and you wonder how the Alas it got up there.

Whoopee, quit playing with that lovely cutlass. It probably belongs to Oliver Twist. Pick a door and let's go already.