Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a mystifying crimson. Once in this room you notice absinthe stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the laughable stench of a mothman. This room is riotously lit. But you do see a clock sitting on a clock in the middle of the room.

You see one velociraptor perched in the destroying equivalent chandelier, and you wonder how the Watch out it got up there.


On top of the mediocre stench there is an odor of cheese coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Equally important, you wonder if Johann Sebastian Bach is cooking it, or is it a Cerreto Grue using food to lure you?



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what AAA fan wrote that?


There is a earning hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but revolting darkness and the faint sound of earning wind.

Zarking fardwarks, quit playing with that white bass guitar. It probably belongs to Slobodan Milošević. Pick a door and let's go already.