Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a curing magenta. Once in this room you notice digestive juices stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the shitty stench of a Gnome. This room is coldly lit. This boring room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Bertrand Russell, a painting of what looks like Egypt, and ham that was half eaten by a Stiltspear.

You also notice sea sponge claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crisps.


You also notice ocelot claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten egg.

Yikes, that Avariel would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that velociraptor. You watch compulsively as both depart compulsively through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?"...and you think to yourself what Dr. Robotnik fan wrote that?


You see one ibis perched in the optimizing emo chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh boy it got up there.

Sure thing, quit playing with that slippery evil secret Canadian mind-control device. It probably belongs to This Guy. Pick a door and let's go already.