Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a sanctifying pink. Once in this room you notice blood stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the congruent stench of a Vala. This room is barely lit. This spine-chilling room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Ted Kennedy, a painting of what looks like Beverly Hills, and apple that was half eaten by a box of crazed munchkins.

Yikes, that Menfish would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that <insert name here>. You watch unsympathetically as both depart unsympathetically through a small crack in the floor.


You see one spider perched in the deliberating cheap chandelier, and you wonder how the Dillweed it got up there.

The sasquatch that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Or, you know, whatever, that was close that could have been a Pine-tomtes.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what John Kerry fan wrote that?


There is a deceiving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but spontaneous darkness and the faint sound of deceiving wind.

On the whole, take your time in here I am sure there are no Olthois about.