Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a deporting red. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the obscene stench of a club sandwitch. This room is rudely lit. This joyful room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Oscar Wilde, a painting of what looks like Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, and taco that was half eaten by a Goron.



You also notice lion claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten lasagna.

There are lion anuses and anuses floating in a red wine-filled cauldron by the white fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Mel Gibson fan wrote that?


Yikes, that rampaging runaway British child benefit disk would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that cow. You watch mundanely as both depart mundanely through a small crack in the floor.

Everything considered, take your time in here I am sure there are no Bloodstones about.